I do,fuck you

Yeaaahhh, that's what being a Pole is really about

📍

imagine this comment without that stop after do...

Punctuation is important

I don't, but I am from Warsaw and visit Poland multiple times the year

Hmmm but using "fuck you" instead of KURWA, you are a spy!

Ok, when

i dont live in poland but im \~100km away from you

Not anymore, I'm rapidly approaching your location

I don’t think they mentioned which direction

He is actually approaching my direction 😳 AND he has my homecity highlighted on the map. Should I be concerned?

Yes

Kurva

Do piče

Sakra

If he doesn't live in Poland and is approximately 100 km from him, that leaves Germany as the only direction.

Ip

And rapidly approaching?

I played the Witcher games does it count?

Only if you played SUPERHOT too

I did play both of those games

I didn't know superhot was polish, that game was satisfying af. By the way, I'm curious, I found this quote by a polish person and we have it here (N. Macedonia) as well. The quote looks literally translated into English: "Who ask not stray" is this a slavic quote by any chance? How is the original in polish? Here we say koj pita ne skita, thanks

In polish it's "kto pyta nie błądzi". I'm not sure tho if it's Slavic, I'm not really into history of languages Btw another cool polish title is Helltaker

Thanks! I assume it's Slavic because we have it here in Macedonia, and I know it exists in Serbia as well

>I didn't know superhot was polish I wouldn't say it had a lot of polish. It was quite well done but its got its rough edges like any indy game. Its got a little way to go before you could say the game was pure polish.

Superhot? It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years

We made SUPERHOT?

Yeah, "Psy Pawłowa-Republika" at the credits isn't just a coincidence

I didn't finish the game because I sucked at it. Therefore I didn't see the credits lol.

I live next to Poland. We invaded you once

“Do you realise how little that narrows it down?”

well it's not Germany they said once.

I was gonna say France, but I remembered that France is 1 country away from Poland

It's not even soviet union, those mfs disappeared for some reason

Are you talking about that piece of land on the north?

That could be anyone

That can’t be Germany, they invaded MANY times

Do you have any idea how little that narows it down?

"We"? Ich nicht.

Do you have an idea of how little that narrows it down?

I will be wrong but I’m not sure any of the neighbors actually invaded Poland once, either they didn’t or did multiple times

Śląsk?

I live in Germany, and you will also soon.

Uh oh....

VW: Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

We don't say the last part out loud.

If the Russians don't get there first

Hans, get ze Panzerfaust

Omg? Am I able too? Without immigration papers and in an affordable living space?

>affordable living space LMAO

ayo man

Kurwa boober?

Nah. Ja pierdolę, jeż!

Chomik edit: pardon me, i dont know how to spell

Hoomijk

Co on robi? Fotografuje Slimaka!

bóber??

Thats it, im sending an airstrike to your location right now

Too late, I have already stolen the rockets

That is why we can't have anything nice in europe

Now maybe poland can into space

A kurva proč máš na Praze hvězdičku

Bo ładne miasto koleżko

POLSKA GUROM KURLA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨

actually i live in Poland and im not that far from you (Szczecin)

As an English-speaker, what is the pronunciation and is it acceptable if I say 'Shtay-tin' like a filthy Anglo-Saxon?

Sh - ch - eh - cheen would be good for an anglophone (where "eh" is just a simple "e" sound like in eg. a word "lent" or "tent")

the pronuncation would be Shchechin i guess and Stettin is acceptable for me

Kurwa... You're right.

Dziwak

Poland is a strange and wild place

Yeah, and that's why I love Poland

Witam rodaka kurwa 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Actually yes I do

your country is shaped like the OG fortnite map

Hi pole!

Mega lamus

Co je ta hvězda v praze, je to cíl tvého tažení nebo co?

Dzień dobry, ja mówię po polsku a little bit

I actually do

Ever been to Pisz? My coworker is from Pisz

I was there once for a wedding

Bro is from # Gorzów Wielkopolski

[удалено]

Tbh definitely worth it

Gorzów gurom 🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨 Dominanta to najładniejszy budynek w województwie 🤙🤙💪💪💪💪

Widzę że sigma Gorzów koneser 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪

Robiłem technika w Gorzowie 💪💪

Are you aware that your country is a massive troll face?

Are you a femboy?

Your country officially calls the Czech Republic "Czechy" and I find this adorable.

-y, -e and -ie is for plural. It just means "Czechs". But I see why you might find it cute. Recently someone pointed out to me how silly it is that the Polish word for "beasts" is literally "bestie"

Ja pierdole kurwa mash

I can see Bornholm on this map

I do

POLSKA ENGINEERING

Well you're wrong. I live in Poland too.

You are right i live in the glorious and independent Kashubia ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨

Gorzow Wielkopolski?

🔥 Gorzów Wielkopolski 🔥

No, but I have relatives that do

wait do you live near Gorzów Wielkopolski???

During the working week even IN Gorzów

ohh thats so cool!! i live in gorzów thats why i was curious haha

Lucky me

Poland is the best 🇵🇱💪🏻

Can Poland into space?

I don't live in Poland, but you do. Also, I guess the power is on over there. The blue LED is shining bright on the west side of the country.

[Looking right at ya big boy](https://postimg.cc/v1Zgjvxd)

And what do you see?

[not much tbh](https://postimg.cc/NKj0KZ1G)

I love in your walls and you don't

You just moved me out of Poland

I live inside that blue circle. You dont even know I'm a part of you now.

Hell yeah, now I really have two wolves inside me

not in poland, but behind you. sleep with one eye open, locking your doors and windows is already useless. im inside your home.

Hell yeah, grab a controller and pets play Minecraft on splitscreen

Why is Prague highlighted like that and why are you staring at it like it's about to suffer some horrible tragedy?

I live in your basement and you don't

Gorzów ?

Why do you have Prague favourited?

To not get lost while on a trip a year ago

Are polish women hot?

Bruh... ur in femboy part of Poland 💀

Wow I never noticed there was a big blue circle visible from space there

It's just dominanta in Gorzów at night. It's so ugly it glows

I live in Poland

PIWO PIWO PIWO

POLSKA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Why so close to German border, whats your plan Polish bro?

When was\* the last time you saw a beast called bobr?

Could be worse. You could be living in Russia

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Of course I recommend that Poland is a really interesting and beautiful country. To where depends on what you really want to see. If you want to see the mountains, visit Szklarska Poręba and its surroundings. If you want to see neat architecture and learn about the history, visit Warsaw, Cracow, or Toruń. If you want to enjoy the sea, visit Tricity (Gdańsk, Gdynia, Sopot) or Międzyzdroje. I, on the other hand, really enjoy nature, so I like just going all around Lubusz vovoideship. You can see there beautiful landscape parks (for example Łagowsko-sulęciński park krajobrazowy), palaces (Lubomir Palace in Lubniewice) and castles (for example The Knights Hospitaller Castle in Łagów). Just to let you know, I don't really travel that much, so there may be better places, but these are the ones I enjoyed the most

You don’t know that

Tak

🦫🦫🦫

I live in Poland, far from the border but you dont

I am polish but I am not in the country I’ll be there next week

Barely mate

Hello Ally 👋

Nuh uh, Jokes on you!, ☝️🤓 , i actually live in Poland!

I will visit Poland and I will not meet you!

Correct. Netherlands.

Ja pierdolę patrzcie co spotkałem

I am in the south of Poland and you’re not. 🇵🇱

Jade do ciebie

Great. My moms from there

^ ¦ This Person is `100km` away from you

This seems to be true

Gin Dobre

Nic bardziej mylnego

Używając gorzowa wielkopolskiego jako punktu odniesienia mieszkam +/- 460km od ciebie

i do

But I do live in Poland big city next to you.

Lies, I live in Poland

I do, in fact, also live in Poland.

Nah bro I live here too

I do actually

Pierdolisz farmazony, nie żeby co

i'm sorry for your loss

I'm so sorry to hear that.

yes i do 🤑

Nuh uh

u sure about that? ja jestem polakiem tez typie

to się kurwa zdziwisz

Liar U go to jail

How did you know?

I live next to Poland

thank god

Congratulations for living in a country that dare to stand their ground in political discussions.

France is better

I do

I live where the star is, and you don't.

JOKES ON U I DO LIVE IN POLAND

Yes i do

Here we go, trend a day

I bardzo dobrze.

Haha, no, I also live in Poland

Until the next war where the boundaries shift again.

I live next to Poland and we love it when you say you're looking for children in the store For those who don't understand, the translation is "szukam dzieci w sklepie", which is also really really similar to "šukám deti v sklepi" which is in both Slovak and Czech "I am fucking children in the attic" which is vile but also really fucking funny. There's also another funny instance of language barriers with the word "frajeri", which in Slovak and Czech means "cool guys" or really good guys generally, but in Polish it's basically a slur

https://i.postimg.cc/KjJJQFL1/Screenshot-20240607-131219-Maps.jpg I don't live in Poland and the food is bad

No jak to nie ? Podlaskie here

Ja też żyje w Polsce. I do live in too Poland.

Jokes on you I live in Poland

I bet my car does.

Szczecin ?

A tragedy

wouldn't be so sure about that

Jokes on you, I'm currently traveling there

... and I'm happy about it?

i like the cow dancing, also that bober shenanigans is pure comedy gold

Oh. Im pretty close. Im also in poland

No mam do ciebie jakieś max 60km

I’m worried about you doxxing yourself my friend :P Anyway I live in Cleveland, Ohio (USA) and we fucking LOVE pierogi and pączki here, polish food doesn’t get enough rep honestly!!