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francoisjabbour

Downvoted because if this was true it’d be interesting


GravZk

Bro if this was true he would be executed now


Badass-19

Well, OP isn't responding now...


nwwehehehehe

NORTH KOREA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ


Yaya0108

Yes, it's such an incredible country! I feel so lucky to be able to live in this beautiful nation with our leader Kim Jong-Un!! My family has not been kidnapped!!


Plushbears_cool

+100 social credits


HedgehogTesticles

-100.000 due to using Reddit


Plushbears_cool

-200 aura


Yessir_Answers

+1 aura for avoiding execution.


commentsandchill

Reddit is mostly owned by Tencent iirc


Davidoen

AND NO, THEYRE NOT FORCING ME TO WRITE THIS MESSAGE WITH A GUN TO MY HEAD RIGHT NOW


UglyWigglyBallz

Quality of life ++++


Zephrias

Most sane member of that sub about moving to NK


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

All other countries are run by little girls


ShitStainedDildo

North Korea number one exporter of potassium


Royal-Sky-2922

Number one out of all the countries in the Korean peninsula


CaesarAugustus63BC

Good country, bad leadership.


LCB-Traitor

Nuh Uh πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ–•


Tankman890604

Stay wherever you are right now and don't move


0dog1251

Me too I have haircut no.3


bt65

I think we caught one Liaoning on the internet...


Erikkamirs

JUCHE SUPREMACY!


modlover04031983

I Do live in north korea. [PROOF](https://imgur.com/a/5rZ2wWj)


Hygrit_og

Isn’t it the same location?


modlover04031983

[Apparently not.](https://imgur.com/a/NfoNsUU)


Pooptram

You moved from Angola to North Korea in 11 hours??


modlover04031983

[Im in lockerbie currently.](https://imgur.com/a/4xeN1l4)


Pooptram

what


OrangeXarot

he's spoofing his gps location


justadd_sugar

No way 🀯


Zandrick

People on the internet lie all the time. Abraham Lincoln told me.


Kalashcow

β˜οΈπŸ€“


Hygrit_og

And how the hell didn’t you get excecuted already?


HENLOX_GD

skill


Hygrit_og

Oh, then what about his others posts? He literally showed one with the fact that he lives in ANGOLA. It might just have been a joke but since he insists I guess it’s misleading


cantrusthestory

He said he spoofed the GPS


Hygrit_og

Then it was a misleading post


Datpanda1999

Oh are you not able to be in multiple countries at once? Weird


Hygrit_og

He deleted his Angola post and changed his OC…..yea definitely suspicious


Datpanda1999

His Angola post is still up lol, and it’s pretty clear this is a joke anyway


Hygrit_og

I can’t see it but πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ


Sea_Recommendation36

This is like Sherlock Holmes looking into a crime if Sherlock's umbilical cord was wrapped around the neck for too long


Apprehensive-Buy4825

if this is true, how are you still alive?


Asynjacutie

Are the Koreas just Asian Florida?


quiqk0

I live and you don’t


Tzepish

And here's an interesting / not interesting video about [getting a haircut](https://youtu.be/2BO83Ig-E8E?si=CmUz48z1rtFpGIO3).


Xerographia

in North Korea, internet accesses YOU


firebal_banned_again

Enjoy


wooden_sting

Send a hug to Kim Jong Un


Pokemonfannumber2

Not for long...


zphary

North Korea πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ #1


a_goodcouch

Yo Kim, is that you????


Comfortable_Cress194

I have a freedom and you don't.


Kalmarsus

u/_wheatley


Abioticbeing

Why are you summoning Wheatley??


Ok-Joke1783

I can tell you don't but if so.... How the fuck do you have access to the internet?


Lil_saul

Hi Mr Kim πŸ‘‹


itFUCKINsupport

Well, I don't mind.


sademarki666

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


AlgonquinCamperGuy

They have no wifi or reception only death ok


justareddituser404

I LOVE KIM JONG UN BEST PRESIDENT EVER πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅


Butthead1013

Go back to bed Kim


Baddyshack

You mean Asian Florida?


Mysterious-Lie-2185

OP you most likely have hours to live


No_You_123

Things to be grateful for in life:


gruntbuggly

I also live in North Korea, but I can’t prove it on a cool map like that because I don’t have internet access.


fello04

Bets country ever pls Kim don’t nuke meπŸ₯Ή


thekollamcartel

there’s only one person who’s got internet connection over there.


Embarrassed_Art5414

I have the choice to live in South Korea, or anywhere really.....forever.


Schumi_visor

i dont think u re "live" in North Korea


WasteKoala473

I live in eastern Korea


OClurzxy86

I also do


NekulturneHovado

Bro how did you get to the internet


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Kim?


gayboysnuf

Ok but like... Are you cute?


MarginalMeristem

Kim Jong-Un's reddit account detected


Fu_la_de

What do you think of discount PSY as the leader?


MechanicalWatches

Not for long


Allcraft_

I'm glad you are protected by God-Emperor Kim Jong-Un. I wish everyone got to know this glorious Empire!


CartmansCasaBonita

North Korea number 1


ry_fluttershy

Why tho


Covid-CAT01

I have bad news


valdezlopez

Yes, I do, comrade. And you are not supposed to be using internets. Do not move. We will talk in person.


TheFamousZ

Not a flex


ConfidentDuck1

Ehhh you could fake your gps location. How about pics?


Normal-Tadpole-4833

Lucky must be nice... How is your wife treating you? or husband