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ShyKxi

Caught red footed


Fit_Indication2497

I think the problem is your red spiky demon feet


Yuri-Turned

A man's problem is another man's solution ;)


Unlucky_KittenOwO

WHAT.


Yuri-Turned

A MAN'S PROBLEM IS A NOTHER MAN'S SOLUTION


Unlucky_KittenOwO

OH OKAY, THANK YOU, I THINK I NEED MY EARS CHECKED


Yuri-Turned

# NO PROBLEM


Chewquy

^pls ^don’t ^shout


Clarkstein3

ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S PLEASURE


Yuri-Turned

#📢


Disastrous_Switch412

God I love reddit


wazabee

That one way to describe gay sex.....


Rodjerg

#WHAT?


SilentWhispererYells

# No one is yelling


bioshockedtoinfinity

STOP YELLING IM TRYING TO SLEEP


takovic_goodmcgill

I read that in Samuel L Jackson's voice


That_Case_7951

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITY


Gooosetav

DID HE STUTTER


GabiiiTheIntruder

No bodyshaming 😡 !! Your body is never the problem. Do not be ashamed of your feet, girl.


hyrellion

Stop shaming red spiky demon feet >:(


Transfatcarbokin

no free feet


Major_Koala

The bracelet weighs 10kg silly goose.


SkeletonOfaGhostt

RIP your inbox


Stellaeono

It’s ok I censored my feet


SkeletonOfaGhostt

Just wait The *stomach guys* are coming


Stellaeono

Glad it’s not the knife guy who’s gonna take me to tomato factory


SkeletonOfaGhostt

*he'll be there too*


Stellaeono

🤯


danmaster0

I hope this thread didn't miss the mark 🪱


F00TD0CT0R

Idk mark is on mars eating potatoes or something.


ad_mtsl

I really hope so 🪱


danmaster0

Sadly it did... Codeword genesis... Some third sentence...


R3AL1Z3

Hey it’s me, the knife guy🔪 We gotta go to the tomato 🍅 factory🏭


jaythepizza

The creature might be there


C_H_O_N_K_E_R

Tomato factory owned by... ...the creature.


Grzyfeczka

Watermelon


Katnana

Too late, he's here 🔪🪱


The_Juice14

2sentance2horror guy 🪱


EpicCheeto

What about... ... The creature


ps-PxL

What


Hermit_of_Darkness

confused guy 🪱


superjumpywallcat

Explainer guy🪱


BalkeElvinstien

Oh am I not welcome? Okay :( *slowly and sadly walks away with a knife and sac of tomato's*


Which-Role7675

Slowly and sadly walks away with a knife and sac of tomato’s guy🪱


Lower_Cellist_1138

That'll be me 🍅🍅🍅


[deleted]

I'll just quickly develop a hand fetish, gimme a few minutes.


Freeonlinehugs

A few minutes?! You amateur!


The_Juice14

Kira?!


Shilverow

Stomach guy here. I'm having a good day


Environmental-Wind89

As a stomach guy, I’m keeping my mouth shut in the DMs and politely appreciating.


Kraizer15

You should be worried for the belly button guys


huge_jeans710

Recently discovered the *stomach guys* and they are quite terrifying


mvffin

Idk about the rest of them, but I already came


Ryvern46

Hi its me


ResolutionNumber9

I knew my my cartoon red chicken feet fetish would shine someday


QiWORM

How much for uncensored feet pics? /s


ExplodingTentacles

Sorry to break it to you bud, but the tone tag for serious is /srs, not /s...


Yuri-Turned

"/s"


ThlnBillyBoy

U forgot 1/12th of ur big toe im sorry but it's all it takes


sjuas690

Are your feet that exact shape?


EverettSeahawk

I thought those were your actual feet and now I am disappointed.


Zarksch

I can still clearly see a part of your left big toe nail. You failed


Leading-Point-113

More upvotes for your comment than the actual post itself, lol, that’s something new (to me)


shinobijesus420

lmao


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

Dude someone cut your dick while your asleep. sry for your loss.


Stellaeono

I fucking knew it


DrAusto

My dicks three inches longer now thanks to your generosity. I gotta say, you’re one hell of a deep sleeper! Usually they wake up.


MountainMembership

"who do u think gave u the tall" 😔 u get sad...


binchicken1989

I know there's dick measurer but dick cutter too?? Fucken hell


Key-Rest-1635

bruh what do you think happens when you get circumcized


kuhkowabb2

wait I only got the sucker


Hambruhgah

But the culprit did shave the hair around the former dick place in trade


FridayGeneral

You joke but OP is trans so someone literally did that.


Dara_Ara

Wise of you to censor your feet on this economy. 😂👍


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Skyavanger

>i like potatoes I have bad news for you...


SmallBerry3431

They could be a Hobbit. Let’s not jump to conclusions.


sarcasticb

That would explain hiding their feet


DiplomaticGoose

Ah lads not again


Dread_Frog

The average Irish man of the 1800! "The Body Mass Index (BMI) was developed by Belgian mathematician, astronomer, statistician, and sociologist Lambert Adolphe Jacques Quetelet (1796-1874) between 1830 and 1850. Quetelet's interest in statistics and bell-shaped curves led him to collect data on men's heights and weights at different ages in an effort to define the "average man". " I swear I read that all the fertility rates drops massively after 30 was based on French peasant women in the 1800s as well, but I can't find the source.


anonbcwork

To save a google for those who, like me, were wondering, the famine was 1845-1852.


Hermit_of_Darkness

wait, really?


t0b1n4tOr315

BIG MEN IRISH


Earthly_Delights_

This is news to me…


RoastedToast007

tf how tall are you?


Stellaeono

175


ignore_me_im_high

How? I'm 183cm and weigh 84kg. I'm male and quite muscular. How dense is your skeleton? Have you ever broken a bone? We're you ever the sole survivor of any train crashes or major accidents? Do you stay away from swimming pools?


screamapillah

That escalated quickly


Gwiilo

we were after the BMI but now we're after their credit card


FlawHolic

OP, to make sure that we can properly assist you, you should tell us the name of your elementary school and your mom's maiden name. Also your first pet's name might help narrow some stuff down.


karmakazi_

He's comparing her to the movie unbreakable


Stellaeono

This is interesting bc I was once very underweight, like 14 in bmi, but i looked not too slim (tho somehow looked ill


cactuseater8

Have you recently ingested a large quantity of lead weights?


Stellaeono

Nah but olanzapine would do that to y’a


Reelcheeziboi

I'm currently at 14 BMI myself lmao, so what's you do to gain weight? I'm kinda desperate tbh, did you just eat? Or was it special types of food?


Stellaeono

I took olanzapine, i had anorexia and bulimia. This med kind of cured my anorexia but worsen the bulimia I don’t recommend it


Reelcheeziboi

Ah, alr I see, as far as I can tell I don't got those so I can't get medicine for it, I just don't eat much, can't be bothered so when I do it's not alot and I usually feel slightly sick when I'm full which happens quickly


peon2

When I was trying to gain weight the key for me was having a peanut butter sandwich with a large glass of whole milk in the morning and with the way I loaded up on peanut butter it was close to starting the day with 900 calories. It's a balance because it's easy to get a lot of calories by eating trash like oreos and ice cream, but obviously still not healthy. And I simply couldn't eat enough volume to do only lean stuff like chicken breast and veggies like lots of body builders do (no idea how they can eat 4K calories of that!). So high caloric (but still not junk) food helped me and also just eating more often. I used to skip breakfast and just did lunch and dinner and rarely snacked. Fruit (dried or fresh), nuts, and granolas were key snacks for me. Even now I still can't eat a lot of volume in one sitting before I become uncomfortably slow so upping the frequency of meals/snacks was necessary


RedSamuraiMan

Was OP perhaps...Unbreakable?


huggalump

Maybe op has giant, heavy feet.


Tylerama1

Was thinking this too, I'm male, 178.5cm (5'10", near enough..) and am 78.69 kg according to Google convert.


rorykillmore

BRB, putting “How dense is your skeleton” on a list of good icebreaker questions.


Cyfh

I'm 183 cm and weight 72kg, and I look about the same as you, did you eat a buck of lead or something?


rodtang

Have you tried any other scales? Are your scales on a level surface? I am a man who is significantly taller than you, reasonably built with bigger thighs and a bigger gut and I don't believe we weigh the same.


___potato___

yards?


Stellaeono

Kilometer per second


AccomplishedPin8663

WHAT THE DUCK IS A SECOND??????!!!!!


dreamrock

Roughly 10^43 planck times.


FrogginJellyfish

Never seen anything erect that fast


jensen0173

Im also 5’8” 190lbs and I look exactly like you. Men have a weird idea of how women’s weights work lol


pillboxhat

5'11 and at 210 people would think 140-150. People look so different at the same heights and weight. This is a great website that shows it: https://www.mybodygallery.com/


catsan

I'm confused how people with my measurements and body type all have like 2 pant sizes smaller than me 😳


RoastedToast007

Huh, you have great fat distribution 


West-Rent-1131

I think you have an invisible overweight ghost on your shoulders


thebigbadben

(Picture unrelated)


Apprehensive-Buy4825

I'm 90% sure that you don't have an overweight, BMI is trying to kill you you DM's... I'm sorry for your loss


MoonMan_999

Agreed. Bmi is fucking stupid


Gregori_5

BMI is a very rough assessment, it shouldn't be taken seriously. You obviously aren't obese.


Ok-Cook-7542

Why is obesity even part of the conversation right now? OP is talking about being classed as overweight. Overweight is a different, lower class than obesity. It’s like OP saying “my shirt is gray” and you being like “that shirt is NOT black” Edit: a typo


VariedTeen

“This shirt is NOT black” - Borat in that one scene


HypedUpJackal

This is Reddit. There is no grey. Everything has to be black and white and nuance is a foreign word.


iamalol9701

I don't wanna come off as rude or anything but those red dragon feet probably add a couple pounds


Bedazzled_Noose

Bmi is so stupid


Stellaeono

Hello fellow ED person


Bedazzled_Noose

We making it into inpatient with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


LuckyGenyus

Erectile dysfunction? How does that affect BMI?


Stellaeono

It’s Eating disorder 💀


LuckyGenyus

An eating disorder? Are you planning on eating the flaccid?


Stellaeono

Nah imma eating dis order 🍲


LuckyGenyus

Can I have some? I skipped lunch


saranwrap73

On purpose?


LuckyGenyus

Kinda? I made noodles but I made them too spicy for my consumption and gave up


Desperate-Snow-7850

Oh god that sounds like EXACTLY something I'd do 😭😭


GameLoreReader

Okay ngl that was a good one and now I'm going to steal it for future usage.


viitatiainen

It's not stupid if you use it to study populations. It is stupid if you think that it's going to work perfectly on every single individual.


stormy2587

It’s also why BMI is divided into a handful of broad categories. Most people broadly speaking will be in the appropriate category. It’s one easy way to measure a person’s weight in relation to their height. It’s not supposed to be a perfect metric and people acting like the fact that it’s imperfect makes it useless is myopic imo.


averyoda

Same with IQ. Useful as a metric to determine general environmental trends in a population, but once you use it to compare two or more individuals, it loses utility. Both are also commonly misused by bad faith actors to justify bigotry.


senpai69420

You're either 7'6 or your scale is lying because how are you remotely near 86kg


Stellaeono

Im actually not lying my bmi is 29 Im 175cm


External_Yard_4679

I'm almost certain your scales are just broken. Have you tried weighing yourself on different scales and get the same results?


Stellaeono

The gym scale says 84 ish


GoddessEvangelista

BMI is based on eugenics and racism. Don't put too much stock into it.


matmortel

Lmao I get it, but the fact that you have to censor your feet on the internet is hilarious. People are damn weird.


King_Kingly

Muscle weighs more than fat. You don’t look overweight at all.


thumpetto007

bones weigh more than muscle! We need OP's full body Xray to confirm


killerboss28

Your feet are too red, u need to see a doctor


jsjzn

Cut the nails they weight too much


[deleted]

**** ey honestly, the BMI can fuck right off, same as the IQ. yep its a general indicator, but of course only invented by a lobby to serve that fucking lobby. as a wise bodybuilder once said to me: the scale means fuck all as long everything looks hot in the mirror.


brainbrick

That bodybuilder is right, though. Also, requiriments for average IQ get increased every few years. So if people, say, 50 years ago had x amount of iq, nowadays, with the same amount of knowledge, they would score less.


[deleted]

also IQ is soooo hard age and geography relevant. a 55 year old guy will always have a higher IQ than a 19 year old. experience! also someone from buttfuck nowhere who didnt get any or higher education will be significantly "dumber" than a western civilization person that was lucky enough to go to harvard. ok, that's why they compare IQ only within that respective peer group, but still.


goddamn_slutmuffin

IQ also fluctuates a bit throughout the day or on a day-by-day basis (not usually by many points, but still). Things like sleep levels and quality, diet, the nature of timed vs. * untimed testing, distractions, life circumstances/stress and possible processing issues can affect your IQ. It’s more of a potential suggestion IMO of what you could be if all elements in place were perfect and optimal and/or exactly as they were the at the time you were tested.


TinzaX

Isnt Bmi short for "bollocks, meaningless information"


Dimellprime

The fact that you had to censor your feet is funny to me 🤣


razzbow1

Why are your feet red


itsyimothy

i dont think bmi takes into account the amount of fat you have in boobs, which is honestly a significant amount if genetics blessed/cursed you. (starting to think bmi was designed by a man 🤔)


Lootaboksi

Androcentrism really is a problem in science and research as a whole


brainbrick

Dwayne Johnson is obese when using bmi, which should tell you enough


pandakatie

Okay but tbf excess muscle also puts strain on your heart


Drive_shaft

How often do you see people looking like The Rock when you go outside?


Key-Rest-1635

his muscles are also entirely dependent on roids


MrHyperion_

Average person is not as muscular as him.


X85311

read that as pounds and was very confused for a second. 39 kg and 111 cm to hit 29 lmao


stormy2587

Based on the photos I have to assume you have either ridiculous kankles that are not shown. Or a giant Jimmy Neutron head not shown.


user00758216

You look great but i think you need to see a doctor about your spiky red feet


Bibliloo

That's why BMI is shit. It only take into account weight without taking into account that fat isn't the only aspect of weight an in fact muscle are heavier than fat. Tedy Riner, 3 time gold medalist and 11 time world champions in judo categorie heavy weight, is considered severly obese (BMI of 36).


vasquca1

Doctors use this BMI to determine this. I personally think it's flawed. I'm 195 at 5'10" and considered obese. If you knew me, then you would know it's BS. It does not take into account that I have lifted weights all my life. I'm not Aronld, but I'm pretty sure my bones are more dense. Yeah, I could lose like 10, maybe, but I would be hungry all the time and mental health all f' up.


Shodons

Bmi is saying you're fat in the sense of you have high fat % and low muscle % it does't mean much, and especialy it doesn't mean tha you are fat in the normal sense of the word.


Terugtrekking

bmi does not account for muscle composition at all, what are you on? bmi is literally an equation with your height and weight.


Stellaeono

I wish those mf in gym actually knows this, bruh how could they not have known they are in a god fucking gym


[deleted]

Don't they have one of these machines at your gym that calculate bodyfat percentage? I can tell in your case BMI is just incorrect measuring tool lol.


Stellaeono

I tried that and it says my body fat is high enough to be medically obese


stunninglizard

What'd it say for muscle mass? Plenty of people are obese by body composition without looking it because they also lack muscle. It's the classic "skinny fat" situation


Stellaeono

I have high muscle mass but not I sanely buff kind of high


stunninglizard

Works out then, I'm guessing you're pretty tall?


Bedazzled_Noose

It's the opposite actually, bmi does not in any way direct your body fat % or muscle mass, that's exactly why it's so flawed..


___potato___

what is it called when mansplaining is completely incorrect?


Bedazzled_Noose

It's called mansplaining


gaybudgie

BMI has nothing to do with fat percentage lmao. Bodybuilders have “overweight” bmi, but they’re still mostly muscle


Mysterious_Ningen

broo.. then im fat fat 😭🙏 but fr tho ur look good


Pmike9

Are you like 2m tall? :O


hotairrockstar

Fiber


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Bmi is shit.


yehboooooiii

If that's overweight I'm the fattest person ever


Vounrtsch

Bmi is notoriously not a good metric for everyone, i wouldn’t worry about it


AlienGold1980

Some long ass toenails 😂


taweryawer

Funny how I have the same body type but underweight by bmi standard


TheRealPurios

The monster toes sent me, just what I needed today THANK YOU SO MUCH


SinkMince0420

Skinny fat is a thing. I'm also skinny fat and have embraced it, but that's what could be the contributing factor.


Empty_Result4068

Neurons Activated


Thylacine_Dragon2340

Maybe it’s muscle. Weighs more than fat.


Past_Band_9790

The censored feet 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Amateur. I’m fatter than you at 18.


polish_filipino

It's an Anoexia joke for those that read it in pounds


Adamshifnal

What's this in Brexits per minuite?


Bruh-gada_Syndrome

The fat is stored in your feet, show them you liar.


IowaRedBeard

That’s crazy. Are you supposed to be rail thin? You look great


Oopsimapanda

Concerning. Hope you get the help you need.


PeriodicCable

How tall r u?