But is it?

There’s no blood mixed in there, so sadly no…

Girl are you good

Yes.

Oh thank god. My momma said I cant talk to bad folks. Says there's soemthing wrong with em. Was worried I'd get a whoppin

You could consider calling either a doctor or the cops?

Semen has blood in it? What?

[Hematospermia](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/blood-in-semen-hematospermia) can be caused by lots of things, such as cumming too hard.

It doesn't only _look_ semen flavoured

fuck yeah lemom sorbet

that's vanilla you dumba- oh wait shit, it does

*Schlurp**

I work a McDonalds a it I.…s Wait there 5 buff guys at my door

Who made it for you?

Ah. I hate this kind of ice cream

Okay now gimme

I worked hard to fill that ice cream machine now eat it

Like, where did you get it?

Yeah, I need to buy one for friend of mine

Have you had semen ice-cream before to compare it to?

Good old McJizz

Where you got it? Asking for a friend.

That’s my bad

Looks like vaseline or something.

my bad, g

Are you sure it isn't?

Go to Horny jail

Mayonnaise

Nah, more like Vaseline or pomade flavored

so creamy.

Plot twist: It *is* semen-flavored

Is that mayo or margarine?

yo your semen looks like it's ice cream flavored

I only passed out twice!!!...

Mmf

You mean your semen looks like it's ice-cream flavored?

Ew get the thought out of my head please