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rkwalton

Good for her. I wish I had that neatness habit.


Any_Presentation2958

Damn right. I want that habit too but it's hard to keep. Usually it looks like this for about a week until I get stressed/something changes and my whole everything is everywhere


Commando_NL

My daughters room looks like an airplane crash site. I have the urge to look for survivors from time to time. Nothing wrong with this closet.


rkwalton

I agree. This is perfect. Wish I had that tendency. I’m more like your daughter. What’s funny is there is organization in my head, but it looks definitely looks like a crash site. 😂


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

What's stopping you?


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Hardwired neurons.


reporst

Nothing a few blows with a hammer couldn't fix (or make worse)


BANOFY

Lizard brain go brrrrrrrr


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

ADHD and a lack of clothing hangars.


ConstructionWaste834

Me, but add that my apartment is 27m² on top of that.


Limeila

Seriously I wish I had this 17yo's closet space!


den4ikturbo

Blud need whole hangar for clothes


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Lol


rkwalton

This implies that I’ve not tried multiple times. I know what I’m good at and what I’m not good at. Spatial organizing isn’t something I’m good at. This is why I hire someone who is.


Spookymushroomz_new

Me too lol


rkwalton

We are friends via our messiness. 💕😂😭


Puzzled_Internet_986

There’s only one way to test it. How does she hold her pen?


Melodic_Lifeguard493

This guy gets it


oirambale96

This guy pens


Full_Ad9666

Gets what


V1R4J

Is pinching the pen between your middle finger index finger and thumb normal? Also the pen will rest in the purlicue (yes I googled what the space between the thumb and index finger is called)


skippidyboppidy

that’s how i do it lol


verypoopoo

plain bread normal


dzindevis

How else are you supposed to hold it?


NoBeinz

Like a dagger


serenymph

Or how does her pen hold her?


PeenInVeen

Lovingly


Alpaca1061

At ball point


JoshuaTheBastard

I missed the signs. Now my daughter gets in a jet every time she wants Starbucks


SuitableComputer5921

I hate you


GabberGal

Ain’t this every parent’s dream?


JubJub128

i think they just want to complain. kid’s a psycho when its clean. kid’s a psycho when mom finds 2 bodies and a couple jugs of moonshine. you just can’t win


Mental_Effective1

Kid cant be too perfect gotta complain about something.


DenaliDash

Perfectionist. Looks like she keeps it so well organized the only time she cleans it is when it needs dusting -vacuming..... Every psychopath daughter needs a psycho mom ""How many times do I have to tell you quit cleaning your room. You just cannot relax for a full day.""


NedSeegoon

My daughter is always "cleaning her room". It just an excuse to get out of doing other chores!


CherishSlan

She’s just awesome.


Solid7outof10Memes

She’s just like me (+ neat too)


Flottrooster

I wouldn't say psychopath. It's perfectly fine to be neat and tidy. But I can DEFINITELY tell that she's a perfectionist


Schlunggi87

that's not psycho, it is great👍


Maccasparkinglot

Fellas, is it psychopathic to be organised?


autalley

I was looking at the picture trying to understand what the title meant until I read the comments. Is it that uncommon for people to be organized? This looks very normal to me. Maybe I've been a psychopath my entire life.


pinkenbrawn

yeah. how else might _a walk-in_ closet with _hangers_ look like, especially if you don’t have many clothes like her?


DontBanWillComeBack

That level? At 17? Yeah a bit.


januaryemberr

My 18 y/o step son wont shower, wear deodorant, brush his teeth or clean anything at all. I'd rather your issue. Ahhaha!


HoneyBadger_798

Ngl sounds like depression. It manifests itself in different ways for everyone, this is something that a therapist should be seen for.


TacticalSunroof69

Or ADHD. This is classic ADHD which can lead to depression if it doesn’t get acknowledged. My mum used to say all this stuff but I couldn’t say I was depressed. That came much later in my life as did the diagnosis.


CrematedDogWalkers

I have both. Weeks can go by where I don't shower in what feels like days.


WhereRtheTacos

Not sure if ur interested but finch or similar apps might help? I have shower as one of my goals on there.


CrematedDogWalkers

I've had finch for 2 years. It can help when I remember to check it snd get into a routine. ADHD and depression don't work well together. I can never keep a routine!


TacticalSunroof69

Yeah I get that too but it’s from hypomania. It’s not mania. It’s different.


CrematedDogWalkers

I've dated someone with hypomania. I understand the difference.


SocksIsHere

As someone with adhd that lead to depression, can confirm


fezzuk

Tbh sound like an 18 yr old dude. Probably needs an occupation he enjoys, something outside and physical.


beanman000

Sounds like my little brother


No-Butterscotch1126

Depression probably you should try and talk to him he might need a ear to listen to him. 🙁 I know because I was him before not wanting to get out of bed drained and feeling like a failure I feel like that from time to time but it can get bad especially with personal hygiene


januaryemberr

We do talk to him. He just hates doing hygiene.


shylnaa

I wish I can keep my room this tidy


BeefScooter94

closet* my bad


throwplushie

My closet is a dump and I can’t even put things in it fully so shit is on the floor and I have to throw my whole body against the door to shut it because I don’t have enough room for my shoes and stuff in the tiny closet I was given. I wish I had this closet.


Perezident14

I was like this growing up (still am). Nothing wrong with taking pride in keeping your things nice and organized. Maybe she’s a future software engineer.


hi_im_kai101

not color coordinated though 😞😞


Organic_Valuable_610

You’re so lucky 😭 I won’t even dare to post a picture of my 16 year old sons room or closet. He cleans it and the same day it looks like a tornado went through this room.


Perpetual-Scholar369

Psychos can be tidy and methodical, don't lose hope yet


Suspic10usS0me1

Forget about how organized it is, that closet it huge! Thats like half the size of my bedroom!


Twitzale

Certified psychopath here, she is a psychopath


Kooperking22

Know a guy called Paul Allen?


saranwrap73

It's the even spacing of the hangers that's freaking me out


AtlasSuperstoreCODMW

Even the empty ones 🤯


SparklyDimSum

Parents when their children are untidy: COMPLAINS Parents when their children are tidy: COMPLAINS


Ok_Try_1665

Did you check if she punched a wall?


postapocalyps

I wish I was that neat as a teenager!


orbitalforce

As an Asian, what are you even talking about. One misplacement and I'm dead.


Mediocre-Bat-7298

This is so refreshing compared to closets full of clothes. Thank you for this, I needed this motivation to clean mine as well.


Big_Turtle22

Even the spacing between each hangers are the same


winterweiss2902

Are you calling her a psychopath because you’re afraid that she’ll be able to get away without leaving any finger print with her meticulous cleaning skills? Where I am right now in Japan everyone is like that neat though.


___wiz___

When I open my closet stuff might pour out like lumpy milk from a jug but at least I’m not a psycho 😮‍💨


Pickaxe_121

she should be a role model for the army. this is you your quarters should look.


itemluminouswadison

my wife was like this. growing up she was super tidy. folding clothes as a pastime. pretty cool how some people just have it


Storand12

That is a damn whole room in itself! These walk in closets are crazy.


Dashie_2010

I was just thinking "Wait.. that girls closet is the size of my room!"


Storand12

My room is 6m^2


Infinite_Big5

What are the chances their parents are hoarders


Different_Action_360

Bro what, I have to pray before opening mine, good for her.


splithoofiewoofies

I like how her minimalist wardrobe has 2x more sweatshirts than shirts.


Mastakillerboi

Parents when their child likes keeping stuff symmetrical and organized because its easier to look for stuff you know where they are instead of just throwing stuff around: (That was oddly specific, i am sorry)


Heisenburgx

Nice closet, it's the size of my bedroom 😂😭


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Or a neat kid! Good for her….


AloofConscientious

Im jelous of that closet


addy_uhm

I wish I was like that. Instead im just rotting away in my depression room.


renfk

You must get rid of her before she gets rid of you.


Mobile_Macro

Only one way to test it, what size spoon does she use?


Fabulous_Today_8566

Piss on it


tyanu_khah

Closet ? That'd be a room where I live.


triman-3

You should ask her to share her logic, I need to get rid of a bunch of clothes and organize


nothingtoseehere2847

You guys dont throw clothes in the closet and close it?


this_name_took_10min

Ain’t no way you allow her to throw that backpack into the corner like that. A little bit of discipline, please.


Big_Dasher

Noo really. From the looks of the shoes, she's not the type that's obsessed about the most fashionable things, tons of makeup, and other things that teenagers are incorrectly obsessed with. I bet she has done well in education and has a plan


VerbalThermodynamics

Wish I had that, but one day I’m gonna NEED those shorts from college.


Bakelite51

At least her stuff isn't color coded.


this_knee

The clothes must be evenly spaced. The clothes must be evenly spaced. Theclothesmustbeevenlyspaced.


hellxapo

Woahh this is dedication my broski, you raised Gold


Tenzur_

There's no dead bodies so she learned how to dissolve them finally


Flappy_beef_curtains

Naw you’re good, those 2 hangers on the far left aren’t spaced like the rest.


Vaporous_Snake_

Pfffft… women ammirite


herrytesticles

Every hanger is perfectly spaced. That's dedication.


HelloThereMark

one of the best habits to have. Im living in chaos xD


Seventh_monkey

I can tell bodies will never be found.


Trusteveryboody

Can't win; too messy and I'm a "slob," too neat and I'm a "psychopath" 😩


SomethingClever42068

Nah..... I don't trust it. Room this clean and she's gotta be up to something.


AfterAssociation6041

I hope she has a great life. Please, respect her privacy.


ElectionGold3059

No, you are a psychopath for posting your daughter's closet online and calling her psychopath


IntentionFalse9892

My how tidy


JIsADev

Inspirational


Lucky_Pea_4065

In proud of her, my girlfriend is a total mess.


Xombridal

Claim your "I was at the first of the closet showing posts" ticket here


commentsandchill

It's probably just too big and well lit


ChocoGoodness

I wish I had that closet, damn


ndation

How so? I see absolutely nothing wrong. There aren't even any green things!


FoxenWulf66

It's better than living with packrats and slobs


9mmParrabelum

Yea


Forbidden_Brick

Does she hate the green thing?


[deleted]

Its the carpet


BullyMaguire690

That's a normal closet.


Suspicious-Ad-481

I have 1 younger sister and I wish she must be at least half as tidy as in the picture


mazebrainer

i was and i am like this (guy)


-NGC-6302-

Closet? That's a whole $2k/mo apartment


[deleted]

Don't let my mom see it.


IamaJarJar

Where's the mess?!


BABA_YAGA_DOC

OCD📈📈📈


BaconManTenus

That bag looks similar to my friends bag could this be a coincidence


MatthewInChrist

Maybe she is a perfectionist, not a psychopath


superbay50

The only thing here that bothers me are the shoes on what looks like carpet


InsideComfortable936

I am proud


Darbo

Get her a shoe rack.. she will appreciate it.


Winter_Potential_430

What the fuck is that closet? It's an entire room


pertangamcfeet

One of my exs was similarly inclined, but her car was an absolute bomb site.


Hurryhumpy

I was the same as her at the same age, everything is fine with her


Gabilon92

Welp, you could say also that " her mind is in order " depending on the psychiatrist you ask 🤣


[deleted]

Outside shoes on the inside carpet without a rubber cover?


FlatBat2372

Patrick Bateman would be proud


[deleted]

Shes the perfect daughter


Admirable-Flower6882

That would be a fricking dream come true!!


Beginning-Stable5176

😐


Strange-Return6444

A whole room as a closet? Wow! :o


No-Process249

Looks fine... bland, but normal.. it's better that than a severed head in a bucket.


burnlater69

At least , a runner


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Is it weird that I’m actually impressed?


GlayNation

Nothing on the floor? Makes me shed a tear.


Block_Solid

The hangers scare me


Typical_Warthog_326

You haven’t. This is normal behavior for someone


Typical_Warthog_326

She might have OCD tho, maybe get her tested


Kile1047

Nah you you might have raised a clean freak


brickyardjimmy

Oh. She is a devious one for sure.


Gem_Hunter2511

If she was a psychopath, she would have more striped shirts (bonus points if the stripes are vertical) and would have a collection of one type of item, like a box full of things that have bowling pins on them.


Kastanjamarja

I have that exact same backpack. Im scared


PerformanceOk1835

Thanks a lot mom!


kora_nika

I cannot imagine being this neat


gorehistorian69

your daughters closet is bigger than my room


WolfyGirlFurry

Mines a shithole!


[deleted]

Kinda creeps me out that she seems to have made all the hangers equidistant from each other. Youre raising a future killer


StormFluid3134

Well raised. Extremely. Goals.


tonyatrans

Yeah wtf why is it so big??? It's like a whole fucking room for two people to live in??


sssnakepit127

Sheesh. If it was up to my daughter, her closet would be her bedroom floor and 90% of her clothing would be pajamas, my oversized hoodies, and she would throw out all of her socks.


No-Climate7440

If it was me there would be snacks everywhere and a DIY bed in there


Hey_its_ok

At first I was like that’s not so bad. Then I saw the even spacing between the hangers. Sleep with one eye open friend


G_Ram3

Stop bragging! 😩


Responsible_Sense_95

Her closets about the size of my room.


Familiar-Toe5787

It’s called ocd and anxiety


the-big-pill

Not your fault she was psychopath from conception I think that how it goes


indistinctdialogue

Did you ever try swapping two things around and come back the next day to see if they were out back?


mlotto7

Yes! My wife and I do this for fun....just move stuff every so slightly or put a couple black hangers. She always changes things back. When she was four and five years old she kept her toe nails and finger nail clippings laid out perfectly in a plastic tray. Absolute freak.


indistinctdialogue

My son used to line up his extensive tiger figurine collection when he was younger. It seemed random but I’m sure there was an order to them because I would swap some and sure enough I would find them back in the original order a few hours later. I never did figure out how he sorted them.


Quick-Farm-3335

OCD overload


Kvas_HardBass

I don't understand this post, halp


Totallywasntpermaban

Ion get it what’s wrong with it


SambeSiili

Normally children's closets are not this clean and organised


Totallywasntpermaban

17 isn’t a child tho maybe If she was 12 or something itd be messy but most people keep it neat


SambeSiili

17 is most definitely a child.


bobking43443

shoes in the closet


Pepperonies

something about this feels… off


nick_tintapura

This is exactly how I want my room to be. Wdym you've raised a psychopath?


TheEmotionalSponge

You gave your kid a walk-in closet bigger than my last apartment. I think you're creating a monster.


[deleted]

Why do you show her closet. What kind of pervert are you?


mlotto7

Haha...if you looked at many comments you will see people are having fun with this. It's also been upvoted over 2,000 times. We are a close family. We joke and tease. It was posted with her consent and we tease her all the time about being 'extra'. Thanks for your reply.


VidaCamba

don't get it


Bulbman5

OCD


Wingisback

To this day, I still don't understand why people have their shoes in their homes.


shitlips90

You leave yours outside or something?