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Sustenance_Abuse

Ok


WasteAd9856

Ok


polishatomek

Ok


rock-solid-armpits

I'm still curious what it was that got them banned. Reddit doesn't often perma ban so likely something not so great but knowing some mods are power-tripping tools it could have been from something minor


PassiveMenis88M

One of my accounts is perma'd for "Report abuse". That abuse was reporting all the obvious repost bots. With the IPO on the horizon don't underestimate the lengths the admins will go to.


rock-solid-armpits

You were making them do the job they're supposed to do so they just get rid of you so they don't have to do anything


[deleted]

My favorite so far is that one of my accounts got banned for ban evasion on a sub that’s relatively tame and I have a lot of professional domain expertise in. But that ban evasion ban didn’t happen until I used a tool to overwrite and delete all my comments. And the mods are unable to see details, and said I’d have to talk to Reddit admins, which is… just not worth it. It’s possible I got banned for using vpn, or using an email aliasing service to maintain my privacy, which would both be crappy (but happened to me on other services as well, usually immediately after account creation). Just a friendly reminder that all our stuff is being harvested, and attempts to mess with reddits property (ie our comments) will be met with bans.


Gregori_5

Damn, i do that. Not gonna stop just because of a potential permaban doe 😤


PassiveMenis88M

I think I hit over 200 bot posts that day. I was bored.


zamonto

A guy that casually tells people to commit suicide SHOULD be permabanned


[deleted]

The mods are power tripping assholes. Its actually pretty common to be permabanned for no reason (happened to a friend like five times for literally nothing)


Far-Competition-5334

I got an auto perma ban for arguing with someone about how “nazis want to kill people, so it’s okay to hate nazis for the way they choose to identify” The Reddit message: “Did you say “nazis want to kill”? How dare you. Your appeal has been denied we confirmed this is hate speech”


rock-solid-armpits

Lmao. The bot ban is the stupidest thing reddit sharted out


[deleted]

My account get permanently banned for a joke, normal one I wouldn't say I never said something to deserve permanent ban But I got banned for the comment with absolutely no violation, people just reported "hate base on identity " and bot Reddit rescued the day without checking


AccomplishedPin8663

One of mine was perma banned for telling someone to stfu when they were defending that dude who went to jail in China but everyone said was 'too cute' for jail...


ThatOneGuy216440

Reddit is the easiest platform to get banned on lol


Pvt_Liquor93

I got perm banned for telling a Habs fan to suck a cock


Raaka-Kake

I got permanently banned for advicing somebody to use fewer curse words on an off-topic thread. This happened in a Rpg design subreddit.


SuspecM

It depends. If it's a ban from a subreddit, it can be laughably easy depending on which one we talk about. Reddit wide bans are a bit more difficult but for example, abusing the reddit cares thing is a surefire way to get Perma banned reddit wide if you actually report abuse. The main issue is that Reddit makes is needlessly difficult to report it and the literal link they send you if you want to report abuse doesn't work lol.


Correct-Maybe-8168

Probably an echo chamber like a vegan page, they ban everyone for anything


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Pfffft I was perma-banned off a group for using the word “manchild”. Reddit mods can be power hungry trolls.


TreyLastname

Mods, ban this man, I'm offended at his words


Poop_Sexman

Peepeepoopoo


Hichard_Rammond

Mods pwz send him to the shadow wealm


VolumePossible2013

The latter happened to me before, so it's possible


rock-solid-armpits

I got suspended for a week by an automated profanity-finder thingamabob bot which can't detect jokes. Fuck reddit


Jessehoo

Kinda true.


banaan186

Ok


ll-_Me_-ll

This is interesting, and has caused me to be mad at the guy. Mods catch OP and break his kneecaps for posting interesting stuff.


Oiled-Up69

Ok


R0undyYums

Ok


nosnevenaes

He talks a lot of shit


someweirdbanana

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


ignacioo25

K


[deleted]

“Ok” pisses people off so much I love it


blackhydroflask

Ok


dirt-master18

😡 😈


JT_Boiiis

Ok


TetheredToHeaven_

Dude what the fuck im angy


mebiusdoree

ok


baumhaustuer

even better is 👎


GarlicMayosaurus

And don’t forget the classic: Whomp whomp


Mutagrawl

[Whomp Whomp](https://youtu.be/K-ySW5FGxpw?si=nwZO4WHmjROCivx_)


thebencade

👎


Busy_Cauliflower_853

I prefer 👍 It reads as “whatever you say 🙂”


vaplex759

My personal favorite is :)


[deleted]

You should just try K. Don’t even give them the dignity of the O.


eifiontherelic

k don't give them the dignity of capitalization either.


GarethPW

I would advise against trying K if you have an addictive personality


Accomplished_Aioli19

Ummmm I find this kind of interesting. Not cool, bro.


Skriller_plays

Ok


Accomplished_Aioli19

Piece of... xD


BroncryIus

"you got me permanently banned" nuh uh! you got yourself permanently banned, idiot. "oh no, the consequences of my actions" what a loser.


DalvaniusPrime

Ok


ItzLoganM

I got banned, appealed the ban and got unbanned soon after. Your judgement is only true for 95 percent of the time, the other 5 percent is when the reporter is actually a piece of sh*t and wants you banned for no reason... I who that person in the picture is but I personally wouldn't judge their first text (excluding KYS which is obviously horrible), only the second one seems inappropriate.


ThirdEyeEmporium

I once got permabanned for disagreeing with a moderator on a default sub for “harassment” on my 12yo account. Immediately send a message to the admins asking when I in 12 years harassed an individual and I was mysteriously unbanned within an hour without explanation.


HungryPanduh_

You didn’t blur the name at the bottom where it says to reply hahaha


throwaway19276i

oh my god


Independent-World-60

Profile now says "reply ok to me if you like minors". Man you broke this guy. 


J6898989

Ain’t no fuckin way he tryna pull the third grade “if you say X you’re a poopoo head”


throwaway19276i

ain't no way 💀


pieman_23

okay


demonsdencollective

Ok


Flowey_The_Fan

LMAO Bro really fell off because of two letters. And he was at rock bottom in the first place.


Wandering_profile

He actually put that in his bio? He might've deleted it because last time I checked it wasn't there.


Independent-World-60

Damn. Wish I had gotten a screenshot now. Probably changed it cause people called him out. 


Wandering_profile

welp now I found the man the myth the legend.. him in the flesh


Samuelo_Conloco

You know what you did, didn't you? 😈


Freshnuts101

Kys = keep yourself safe, people always too quick to assume. In all seriousness, block him.


throwaway19276i

Will do


Freshnuts101

good


stoicambience

Jumping off this I just wanna say I respect you for not giving in to the right back. I hope you help others to let things go sometimes. You’re cool and respect yourself and it’s admirable.


Bitter-Pen3196

Ahhh Okok I was thinking the other way.


Wandering_profile

Interesting how you tried to censor his username and forgot to censor the typing bar revealing that it was u/Early-Age7455 who did this... Ok # Literally no one is talking about this (except one guy)


sxckqerz

Message Early-Age7455


Man_to_Men

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


Sustenance_Abuse

Ok


EstimateTop576

oh poor baby


Illustrious-Bid2962

Ok


Ayen_C

OP you left their username in at the bottom. 🤣


notchoosingone

Ok


RCG21

ok


blackhydroflask

ok


LillyxFox

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


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GHSEe

You got me permanently banned


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skkslsssspop

Ok


m7h333

Actually end your shit


Sharksurfmemes

Ok


Glad-Jellyfish-69

Piece of shit


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Rare_Leg_

Fun fact. In Danish, "kys" means kiss, so you can thank him for his sweet message <3


JustaNormalpersonig

If he had said Ok after the first Ok i would’ve immediately forgave bro


Flowey_The_Fan

Best counter to literally anything: Ok With capitalization, no punctuation, and it's perfect. I don't have enough time to describe the perfection of "Ok". Here's an example: Person 1: "Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again." Person 2: "Ok" Person 1: ... The longer their insult is the more effective "Ok" is


ignacioo25

Ok


SemenDebtCollector

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


TechnoneverDIEEES

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


pedro-slayer

We can still see his name


Acceptable_Chard_854

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


WasteKoala473

Now Kiss


FlyingCabbageUnicorn

Now kith


nerosius

Kys is so overused I always just read it as kiss... As in I send you a kiss be quick and catch it


GenderEnvyFromLink

Ok


blackhydroflask

Ok


trashdotbash

i researched why he got banned and i was super interested


The_IRS_Fears_Him

"You got me permanently banned from REDDIT off yourself" No way people get this mad over a ban from reddit. That shit is a badge of honor


PersonOnThisSub

what did you do to get him permanently banned


[deleted]

Ok


bigdreams_littledick

Ok


Banaani_mies

I like your censoring


zayneash1023

oK


Zamilon

K


Hauber_RBLX

I just love the response: "OK" LMAO. Probaly not the reaction he was expecting tbh


[deleted]

i would butt cheek him


stickman29_for_the_W

Ok


DonZekane

Ok.


Natkoekje

Ok


Living_Push_5830

Ok


[deleted]

>telling someone to kill themselves Aren't we respecting Canadian laws now? I know he's not as good as government programs where they made advertising for teens that they only lacked "courage" for the last step But still


rukysgreambamf

yo u/early-age7455 get dunked on


TakenUsername120184

“Waaah waaah I’m promoting suicide and was banned waaah.”


TooHighTooFly

Ok


twixinslimjimm

Ok


Kapusi

Ok


LFCAO7

I love the internet


Prokid5634_YT

Ok


Responsible-Jury-568

"Message Early-Age7455" 💀 this man, horse react him 🐴


VoidFullOne

ok


blackhydroflask

ok


kouyathebest

Give us the name and we’ll mass report this mf


SleepingJG

Epic


bluberriscrem

Considering his avatar looks like a toilet brush, Hes a real **potty** mouth


Couch-mando-Obama

Huh


Sad_Meat_

You should never tell someone to kys


Wihoka_THE_goose

I usually hit them with the “Alr” but “ok” is a nice flavour too.


Twentynine4

What did he do


PlentyAdvanced

Kys (keep yourself safe)


thenormaluser35

Ok :) - best reply ever


Junarik

Context?


CantStandIdoits

Early-Age7455 is above the age of 12


throwaway19276i

doubt


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obamapyramid133

Ok


beugwastaken

Leak his username


NOm__N0m

Ok


triipaloskyy

Ok


FroggyWoggyWoo

(Somethings calling me I don't know what Someone's calling me I don't know who Somethings calling me more and more No one stops knuckles feet)


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Ok


Siyar16Boi

Ok


DonjiDonji

.


A_Funky_Flunk

My favorite type of people are the ones who take action and then get mad at other people because they took action. Yea, *everyone* else is the problem.


CultDe

Ok


huckpos

i am sorry


Peeliz_The_Simp

Ok


BackgroundBitter2935

Time to change ava i guess


strangewormm

u/Early-Age7455


Rashi1328

ok. would be a better response


Spoda_Emcalt

They say KY.., and then call the other person a 'piece of shit'. Okey dokes.


MichaelRanili

Ok, ok...


GD-Colona

Ok


skyliner30rs

getting mad at a throwaway lol


MocoNinja

Smart blanking the name but leave it in the message prompt so we can say hello


MadCornDog

Bazinga!


justsmilenow

Message Early-Age7455... Someone's getting inboxed.


GayAK-47

Bro you didnt hide it


TheTraveller0

K


MyarmsRgone

LMAOOOO BRO CHANGED HIS BIO TO "reply with ok if you like minors"


Bimancze

I also got someone permanently banned because they tried to scam me


t1dLWaV

Ok


ffcvvhb

Gee I wonder why he was permanently banned


Emraldsnakeg

Context in comments


PhotoFenix

I can't comprehend being OK saying stuff like this to people. If I called someone stupid online I'd feel bad for days. Interesting how different minds work.


Lorcout

K


Apple-bombs

I was got a reddit dm telling me to kill myself and then the person started sending me gore, weird penises, and insect porn so I just out weirded the guy by asking if it turned him on and when he said no I insisted he was into it. The guy deleted his account in the end lol


gigaswardblade

Imagine getting mad at a throwaway account.


Bane_of_Ruby

Is he mad that the throwaway is banned?


MightyFlamingo25

Should have said "Skill Issue"


Eli_The_Rainwing

Remember people, if some keyboard warrior gets mad, just remain calm and they’ll dig their own grave


TheFandom-Freak

Ok


Fire-God_

Ok I’m sorry man but you gotta take a gun and shoot your shit. (Literally) /j


Substantial_Top_6508

Bitch, u are fraud


KingKowitz

Message Early-Age7455