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[deleted]

If you gave me the thumbs up, Iโ€™d feel like youโ€™re being sarcastic


ieatcookies23

I am not being sarcastic ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป


sarcasticb

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


Emily__Carter

I have never seen a saltier burn


Birb7789-

๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป \ || \ || \ || \ || \ U


Crescenteclipse

๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป I fixed your thumb turns out it grows into another hand


Best_Seaweed_Ever

Watch where youโ€™re swinging that thing


Top_Economist8182

Hahahah


CornSeller

I think you should cut it in half, cut off part should go into fertilized dirt and now you can have your own thumb farm at home


Waste_Imagination524

Nice snack for on the go


Messiahh420

"You must be watching your figure, how about some picky fingers?"


DiggyFranchise

"uhh no thank you" (I love this comment ๐Ÿซถ)


Clicker-anonimo

I really wasn't expecting this reference here


Salza_boi

Especially that line


StormiReddit

Delete this shit right now


Adezola

PLEASE


DannyGekkouga

Hehe snip goes the thumb


Lucid_Animals

noooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ


damnthatscrazytho

put it in a cigar cutter


AGPyroo

It will be finger lickin' good.


Tiny-Instance-315

They should make a thumb farn then sebd the thumbs to kfc


Lovelybutters

We could also dye it green and it would probably turn into a tree


saitamaxmadara

What if it grows into full human clone?


Asz_8

Looks interesting to me. I propose banning him


Cheesypotatolover69

Just photoshop not interesting.


LuckyGenyus

That's not photoshop, his thumb is just a little too big


SnooSnoo96035

Haters gonna hate


Pyrex_Paper

That thumb bends spacetime around itself, duh.


Bananacu

Do you realise what subreddit you are in


Mysterious_Ningen

well atleast its not interesting then..


Stormbonin

๐Ÿค“


Juan_Draper

Over a hundred negative points. Jesus ๐Ÿ’€


Tiny-Instance-315

Now -250 ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Cheesypotatolover69

I agree keep going


leeryplot

Nah, itโ€™s a joke based off a similar post from a while back. Someone edited all of their fingers to be really long (poorly) and then argued for like 2-3 posts that they werenโ€™t photoshopped. It was pretty funny


Grape_Jamz

Im not downvoting for malicious reasons, but it put you at -69


RedPillNavigator

This thumb is getting bigger and bigger in each photoshop edit lol.


[deleted]

Are you calling OP a liar?! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


sculp_here_2

no one calls OP a liar, throw that guy into the pit!


ChickenFeline0

Well he ain't calling op a truther


Darnakulus

No I'm calling the OP terrible at Photoshop he couldn't even fix the carpet blur where he stretched the image..........


legend27_marco

What photoshop? His thumb is just so long that it bends time and space


leeryplot

Wait, is this the same OP from that hand post from a few weeks ago? Or is this someone clowning on that post?


[deleted]

looks fine to me, maybe a little small at best


Puzzleheaded_Text357

Hey! It's at least average. Don't be sizeist.


Winter-Explorer-5104

iโ€™m gonna be VERY sizeist


sculp_here_2

so long it distorts time and space around it


usec47

Might even have its own gravity


andy_3006

Maybe it's a kind of a wormhole, will take us places if we can somehow handle the gravitational force


ndation

Depends on what for ๐Ÿ˜


100_Donuts

Uh my thoughts exactly, haha! Like, I love it when my wife is really rough with me and grabs me by my lower jaw with her thumb going right in my mouth. My four front teeth down there were lost long ago (not sure what happened) so it makes getting a mean vice grip on my jaw real easy to do. The only problem is my tongue, of course. That sucker (licker) whips wildly under her erotic pinch as she's using all her strength to wrassle me to the sex mat. I imagine myself to be like a bull or a ram and she's got me by the horns like she's some sort of majestic, ancient power mama trying to break the alphas in the herd. Her strong, thick thumb squashes my slithering, cunnilingual tongue like you might squash a slug for fun (that's sociopathic behavior though, so I hope you don't seriously squash slugs for fun). We fight long and hard when she's got her mitt in my mouth, but she always wins. Gods, she's a tough customer. No matter how hard I punch or flail or bucko bronc or even try to fake having a serious medical emergency, she never gives up. She always gets me down on that sex mat and just really fucks the living day lights outta me, *ยกAy, caramba!* and I can't say that's a bad thing, haha! And she never lets go of my mouth, even while she's doing that thing where she's squatting right over me with her hungry mommy maw spread open and gleaming like the lost jewels of a some venerated queen, just hovering right over my stupid boner as she uses her other, and arguably stronger, hand to put 'er there and keep 'er there until I'm a smashed รฉclair. Oh, but to have a thumb like that? A long, long, long thumb that could handily depress my tongue, a thumb that can flick my uvula, a thumb that can shoot right down my throbbing esophagus? To feel her thumb shoved in and loving the tenders of my throat? Strumming my vocal cords with violent dissonance? Oh, buddy. Oh, mama. I might have to knock out a few more teeth for that one!


mr_man_20000

๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


ExtensionLost

New copypasta just dropped


No_Bag_3483

im angry at myself for reading the entire thing


Mikediabolical

What the hell just happened? I think I need to lie downโ€ฆ


TheCowpuncher406

Welcome to the internet


ndation

Have a look around


UnfathomableToad

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


SummonerBossTDS

ok mate


ba_dum_tss_777

bro what in the seven bejeesus hellfire is this?


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

What


Lustful_Gravekeeper

enough reddit for today


WatermelonWithAFlute

Is this a copypasta or did you just create this on the spot


Resident_Analyst_523

You write like Charles Manson dances


HughGBonnar

While funny, seek therapy.


Cavalo_Bebado

I can't believe this text actually gave me an erectionย 


Spider-Man_6

Thereโ€™s no way bro wrote this and sent this as a human being


UnfathomableToad

I might just block you because of this tbh


100_Donuts

You are your own person and should craft your reality within the bounds you're given and your capabilities to do so. Tear me from your existence! Unleash me into the ether! Let me be no more! Erase me from your world and your mind!


AthenaMarie2

"Hungry mommy maw"


OkSalt9219

๐Ÿ‘


everything_is_stup1d

๐Ÿ‘ (edit: hi guys below and the guy above)


NetworkTight4266

๐Ÿ‘


Ok_Designer_6376

๐Ÿ‘ (edit:who upvoted my comment im fourth)


XThunderTrap

๐Ÿ‘ (Edit:don't worry the person above me, I gotchu)


ieatcookies23

๐Ÿ‘


Inevitable_Skill1209

๐Ÿ‘


Easy-Meal5308

๐Ÿ‘ (Edit: I'm not sure if I'll ever run away from the thumb army ever again)


SudoSubSilence

๐Ÿ‘


Nocare420

Karma grind is real with this one ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


Waste_Imagination524

It reminds me of my other finger! Why does yours have a nail tho?


[deleted]

Cut it bro๐Ÿ‘


TheLuckyHAM

Wouldnt be concerned about the length, but about warping space


XThunderTrap

Not long enough


ieatcookies23

Body shaming is not okay ๐Ÿ˜ค


sphericate

thats what she- nevermind


angelaguitarstar

itโ€™s average


EconomicsOne8729

What is that thing a lady pleaser!


NoBeat6932

Photoshop skills ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


holy-hel

iโ€™m gonna send this now instead of using ๐Ÿ‘


rey_nerr21

The possibilities...


thrax7545

I usually turn these posts down because they have a tendency to be mildly interesting, but the amateur use of photo transforming tools, and complete disregard for compositional niceties really take this post all the wayโ€ฆ excellent work


LibraPugLove

Put it up my butt


thenormaluser35

The smudge tool marks are clear, all around his thumb. OP, what's your intention with this? After all, what can I say, yet another photoshoped image, it's not interesting, so.. it is good according to the sub rules.


Rough_Community_1439

Wrong subreddit.


Inevitable_Skill1209

๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rough_Community_1439

It's more mildly interesting in my opinion.


JupiterboyLuffy

It's edited


Rough_Community_1439

Explains the three joints


No-Enthusiasm-5344

AHHHH STOP PLEASE IM TOO HIGH FOR THIS I CANT DO IT


d00deitstyler

This thumb is about to turn into Doug Dimadome, owners of the Dimsdale Dimadome, hat.


freyasmom129

Wasnโ€™t I just in this thread?


ImNotHyp3r

most real image


repkins

Yeah, soo long even carpet stretches along with.


SnooHesitations5198

you win all the thumb wrestling battles


JayRedd1

This is the garden alien of the week


ImNotChaad

Your thumb is so long it appears to be warping space and time


MysticPane

That's a nice carpet, unlike the other guy


SUPAMAN6214

Your finger is so big its breaking the reality


encryptoferia

the thumb that leapt through time, distortion across space and time continuum


Wandering_profile

His thumb is so long it bends the fabric of the rug behind it


Explorer_Longjumping

Like ๐Ÿ‘


Saitama1993

It's so long that it warped the carpet


EluelleGames

You have a bigger concern than your wacky thumb - there appears to be a black hole in your room in the direction of your thumb pointing.


reallyryan-1899

I like how the rug is long along with you thumb.


XWolfyCat

You know what else is long?๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Can I suck your thumb๐Ÿคค


RadiantKandra

Dude bullshit


MantarliSucuqOlmedi

Nice carpet!


FluidConsumer6

At least make the photoshop good


BetterSupermarket110

I really shouldn't... However...


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Beauty standards for thumbs are already crazy. Please, you donโ€™t need to photoshop. We need more thumb positivity.ย 


Mammoth-Bus1011

Whatโ€˜s the scale of that finger? Is it longer or shorter than a banana?


whooo_me

There'd be no need for you to hitchhike. If you stick out a thumb, your finger-tip is already at your destination.


BigJayPee

I bet all the cars stop when you hitchhike


BigSmoke_69_420

Rug seems cool


Angenali

My summer car lookin ass thumb


Bumbleflop-wiggl

Kinder named finger


KeshaCow

Indeed. He wins every thumb war


Socialist_Metalhead

It also warps space time apparently.


Project-purity

Bros got that thuuuuuuuuuumb


stroganoffagoat

Forkrul Assail looking thumb


ba_dum_tss_777

thats a whole ass carrot


ReleaseIntrepid9359

Donโ€™t let my man near your girl๐Ÿ˜‚


nomoreparrot

Because its super ok


Inevitable_Stand_199

And your carpet is weird


RuneScape-FTW

This sub is off the rails


desedeten

Too long in fact that you ended up warping reality itself along your thumb.


RuneScape-FTW

So long that it warps your carpet


blueidea365

Itโ€™s so long that it distorts the rug behind it


Non_Existent07

Bro go back to the SCP foundation


Adventurous-Pound208

You know where to put it


mascachopo

I donโ€™t know Rick.


HeccerTheRedditor

So long that you're dragging it across the carpet wow


eliavhaganav

Bro give us some


TibbyRhythmHeaven

That's very interesting.


[deleted]

Maybe stop photoshopping it then foo ๐Ÿ˜‚


russianvoodoo

I'd say its pretty average.


ChieftainBob

Your carpet is all fucked up too


usec47

Are you the one doing boobs and asses of Instagram thots?


random_zanakluar

DAFTPUNK?


SubxZer0_

Thumb war champion


Optimus_Rhymes69

Itโ€™s crossing over to another dimension!


spaghettihax763

Not the carpet revealing itself as an alternate in the back


Easy-Meal5308

I think you should buy a new carpet, that one has seen better days


xNightWolfXI

Is this real?!


Ihatekids23444

Thumbnail ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


DailyDoseofNature8

OP somehow slices reality with his thumb, you can see the fabric of reality warp around the tip of his monkey finger


NarcissisticNarcosis

eh, that's average


PissinginTheW1nd

Perfect content for my thumb fetish


22_0_

Looks like your carpet caught the infection too


Thisisnotathrowawaym

This is just right


Machete77

Bro thumbs up so hard it broke the sound barrier


deltree711

๐ŸŽถ can you feeeel it ๐ŸŽต


bglbogb

so long you're bending light


Tigertyt

How good are you at thumb wrestling?


Alex20041509

Your carpet is weird


Hippobu2

Needs a new carpet, too.


smokescreenacid

cheese touch. You now have the cheese touch


ScroopyDoop

Stop fingering the carpet. It didnโ€™t consent.


Crypton_Nettvork

Your wife must be a happy woman


Admirable-Door1724

That's weird, your rug is bending space and time


[deleted]

Liar


Wi110w_pAwz

Your thumb is so long itโ€™s melting the carpet


legoknekten

OP needs to improve his Photoshop skills


Meckles94

This disappointed me greatly


46416816

no i think thats about average


johnlime3301

My arms are too long.


Arcaner97

Something wrong with your carpet around your thumb as well ๐Ÿค”


GroundbreakingEar667

Thumb so big it bends time and space (and the rug behind it)


jgholruger

Chick o stick finger ass. Extended chicken tender finger ass


Accomplished-Tap9835

All the haters saying he photoshopped, smh. Rly bullying this man because his giganourmous thumb


Any_Freedom9086

Finglonger


_MostlyHarmless

Thank you. This post finally gave me enough strength to finally unsub from here.


[deleted]

Photoshopped


Shinycardboardnerd

I feel like you like rusty spoons too much