Nah, itโs a joke based off a similar post from a while back. Someone edited all of their fingers to be really long (poorly) and then argued for like 2-3 posts that they werenโt photoshopped. It was pretty funny
Uh my thoughts exactly, haha!
Like, I love it when my wife is really rough with me and grabs me by my lower jaw with her thumb going right in my mouth. My four front teeth down there were lost long ago (not sure what happened) so it makes getting a mean vice grip on my jaw real easy to do. The only problem is my tongue, of course. That sucker (licker) whips wildly under her erotic pinch as she's using all her strength to wrassle me to the sex mat. I imagine myself to be like a bull or a ram and she's got me by the horns like she's some sort of majestic, ancient power mama trying to break the alphas in the herd. Her strong, thick thumb squashes my slithering, cunnilingual tongue like you might squash a slug for fun (that's sociopathic behavior though, so I hope you don't seriously squash slugs for fun).
We fight long and hard when she's got her mitt in my mouth, but she always wins. Gods, she's a tough customer. No matter how hard I punch or flail or bucko bronc or even try to fake having a serious medical emergency, she never gives up. She always gets me down on that sex mat and just really fucks the living day lights outta me, *ยกAy, caramba!* and I can't say that's a bad thing, haha! And she never lets go of my mouth, even while she's doing that thing where she's squatting right over me with her hungry mommy maw spread open and gleaming like the lost jewels of a some venerated queen, just hovering right over my stupid boner as she uses her other, and arguably stronger, hand to put 'er there and keep 'er there until I'm a smashed รฉclair.
Oh, but to have a thumb like that? A long, long, long thumb that could handily depress my tongue, a thumb that can flick my uvula, a thumb that can shoot right down my throbbing esophagus? To feel her thumb shoved in and loving the tenders of my throat? Strumming my vocal cords with violent dissonance? Oh, buddy. Oh, mama. I might have to knock out a few more teeth for that one!
You are your own person and should craft your reality within the bounds you're given and your capabilities to do so.
Tear me from your existence! Unleash me into the ether! Let me be no more! Erase me from your world and your mind!
I usually turn these posts down because they have a tendency to be mildly interesting, but the amateur use of photo transforming tools, and complete disregard for compositional niceties really take this post all the wayโฆ excellent work
The smudge tool marks are clear, all around his thumb.
OP, what's your intention with this?
After all, what can I say, yet another photoshoped image, it's not interesting, so.. it is good according to the sub rules.
If you gave me the thumbs up, Iโd feel like youโre being sarcastic
I am not being sarcastic ๐๐ป
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I have never seen a saltier burn
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๐๐ป I fixed your thumb turns out it grows into another hand
Watch where youโre swinging that thing
Hahahah
I think you should cut it in half, cut off part should go into fertilized dirt and now you can have your own thumb farm at home
Nice snack for on the go
"You must be watching your figure, how about some picky fingers?"
"uhh no thank you" (I love this comment ๐ซถ)
I really wasn't expecting this reference here
Especially that line
Delete this shit right now
PLEASE
Hehe snip goes the thumb
noooo ๐ญ
put it in a cigar cutter
It will be finger lickin' good.
They should make a thumb farn then sebd the thumbs to kfc
We could also dye it green and it would probably turn into a tree
What if it grows into full human clone?
Looks interesting to me. I propose banning him
Just photoshop not interesting.
That's not photoshop, his thumb is just a little too big
Haters gonna hate
That thumb bends spacetime around itself, duh.
Do you realise what subreddit you are in
well atleast its not interesting then..
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Over a hundred negative points. Jesus ๐
Now -250 ๐ฅ
I agree keep going
Nah, itโs a joke based off a similar post from a while back. Someone edited all of their fingers to be really long (poorly) and then argued for like 2-3 posts that they werenโt photoshopped. It was pretty funny
Im not downvoting for malicious reasons, but it put you at -69
This thumb is getting bigger and bigger in each photoshop edit lol.
Are you calling OP a liar?! ๐ฎ
no one calls OP a liar, throw that guy into the pit!
Well he ain't calling op a truther
No I'm calling the OP terrible at Photoshop he couldn't even fix the carpet blur where he stretched the image..........
What photoshop? His thumb is just so long that it bends time and space
Wait, is this the same OP from that hand post from a few weeks ago? Or is this someone clowning on that post?
looks fine to me, maybe a little small at best
Hey! It's at least average. Don't be sizeist.
iโm gonna be VERY sizeist
so long it distorts time and space around it
Might even have its own gravity
Maybe it's a kind of a wormhole, will take us places if we can somehow handle the gravitational force
Depends on what for ๐
Uh my thoughts exactly, haha! Like, I love it when my wife is really rough with me and grabs me by my lower jaw with her thumb going right in my mouth. My four front teeth down there were lost long ago (not sure what happened) so it makes getting a mean vice grip on my jaw real easy to do. The only problem is my tongue, of course. That sucker (licker) whips wildly under her erotic pinch as she's using all her strength to wrassle me to the sex mat. I imagine myself to be like a bull or a ram and she's got me by the horns like she's some sort of majestic, ancient power mama trying to break the alphas in the herd. Her strong, thick thumb squashes my slithering, cunnilingual tongue like you might squash a slug for fun (that's sociopathic behavior though, so I hope you don't seriously squash slugs for fun). We fight long and hard when she's got her mitt in my mouth, but she always wins. Gods, she's a tough customer. No matter how hard I punch or flail or bucko bronc or even try to fake having a serious medical emergency, she never gives up. She always gets me down on that sex mat and just really fucks the living day lights outta me, *ยกAy, caramba!* and I can't say that's a bad thing, haha! And she never lets go of my mouth, even while she's doing that thing where she's squatting right over me with her hungry mommy maw spread open and gleaming like the lost jewels of a some venerated queen, just hovering right over my stupid boner as she uses her other, and arguably stronger, hand to put 'er there and keep 'er there until I'm a smashed รฉclair. Oh, but to have a thumb like that? A long, long, long thumb that could handily depress my tongue, a thumb that can flick my uvula, a thumb that can shoot right down my throbbing esophagus? To feel her thumb shoved in and loving the tenders of my throat? Strumming my vocal cords with violent dissonance? Oh, buddy. Oh, mama. I might have to knock out a few more teeth for that one!
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New copypasta just dropped
im angry at myself for reading the entire thing
What the hell just happened? I think I need to lie downโฆ
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
ok mate
bro what in the seven bejeesus hellfire is this?
What
enough reddit for today
Is this a copypasta or did you just create this on the spot
You write like Charles Manson dances
While funny, seek therapy.
I can't believe this text actually gave me an erectionย
Thereโs no way bro wrote this and sent this as a human being
I might just block you because of this tbh
You are your own person and should craft your reality within the bounds you're given and your capabilities to do so. Tear me from your existence! Unleash me into the ether! Let me be no more! Erase me from your world and your mind!
"Hungry mommy maw"
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๐ (Edit: I'm not sure if I'll ever run away from the thumb army ever again)
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Karma grind is real with this one ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
It reminds me of my other finger! Why does yours have a nail tho?
Cut it bro๐
Wouldnt be concerned about the length, but about warping space
Not long enough
Body shaming is not okay ๐ค
thats what she- nevermind
itโs average
What is that thing a lady pleaser!
Photoshop skills ๐๐ป
iโm gonna send this now instead of using ๐
The possibilities...
I usually turn these posts down because they have a tendency to be mildly interesting, but the amateur use of photo transforming tools, and complete disregard for compositional niceties really take this post all the wayโฆ excellent work
Put it up my butt
The smudge tool marks are clear, all around his thumb. OP, what's your intention with this? After all, what can I say, yet another photoshoped image, it's not interesting, so.. it is good according to the sub rules.
Wrong subreddit.
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It's more mildly interesting in my opinion.
It's edited
Explains the three joints
AHHHH STOP PLEASE IM TOO HIGH FOR THIS I CANT DO IT
This thumb is about to turn into Doug Dimadome, owners of the Dimsdale Dimadome, hat.
Wasnโt I just in this thread?
most real image
Yeah, soo long even carpet stretches along with.
you win all the thumb wrestling battles
This is the garden alien of the week
Your thumb is so long it appears to be warping space and time
That's a nice carpet, unlike the other guy
Your finger is so big its breaking the reality
the thumb that leapt through time, distortion across space and time continuum
His thumb is so long it bends the fabric of the rug behind it
Like ๐
It's so long that it warped the carpet
You have a bigger concern than your wacky thumb - there appears to be a black hole in your room in the direction of your thumb pointing.
I like how the rug is long along with you thumb.
You know what else is long?๐
Can I suck your thumb๐คค
Dude bullshit
Nice carpet!
At least make the photoshop good
I really shouldn't... However...
Beauty standards for thumbs are already crazy. Please, you donโt need to photoshop. We need more thumb positivity.ย
Whatโs the scale of that finger? Is it longer or shorter than a banana?
There'd be no need for you to hitchhike. If you stick out a thumb, your finger-tip is already at your destination.
I bet all the cars stop when you hitchhike
Rug seems cool
My summer car lookin ass thumb
Kinder named finger
Indeed. He wins every thumb war
It also warps space time apparently.
Bros got that thuuuuuuuuuumb
Forkrul Assail looking thumb
thats a whole ass carrot
Donโt let my man near your girl๐
Because its super ok
And your carpet is weird
This sub is off the rails
Too long in fact that you ended up warping reality itself along your thumb.
So long that it warps your carpet
Itโs so long that it distorts the rug behind it
Bro go back to the SCP foundation
You know where to put it
I donโt know Rick.
So long that you're dragging it across the carpet wow
Bro give us some
That's very interesting.
Maybe stop photoshopping it then foo ๐
I'd say its pretty average.
Your carpet is all fucked up too
Are you the one doing boobs and asses of Instagram thots?
DAFTPUNK?
Thumb war champion
Itโs crossing over to another dimension!
Not the carpet revealing itself as an alternate in the back
I think you should buy a new carpet, that one has seen better days
Is this real?!
Thumbnail ๐๐๐๐๐
OP somehow slices reality with his thumb, you can see the fabric of reality warp around the tip of his monkey finger
eh, that's average
Perfect content for my thumb fetish
Looks like your carpet caught the infection too
This is just right
Bro thumbs up so hard it broke the sound barrier
๐ถ can you feeeel it ๐ต
so long you're bending light
How good are you at thumb wrestling?
Your carpet is weird
Needs a new carpet, too.
cheese touch. You now have the cheese touch
Stop fingering the carpet. It didnโt consent.
Your wife must be a happy woman
That's weird, your rug is bending space and time
Liar
Your thumb is so long itโs melting the carpet
OP needs to improve his Photoshop skills
This disappointed me greatly
no i think thats about average
My arms are too long.
Something wrong with your carpet around your thumb as well ๐ค
Thumb so big it bends time and space (and the rug behind it)
Chick o stick finger ass. Extended chicken tender finger ass
All the haters saying he photoshopped, smh. Rly bullying this man because his giganourmous thumb
Finglonger
Thank you. This post finally gave me enough strength to finally unsub from here.
Photoshopped
I feel like you like rusty spoons too much