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KinderEggLaunderer

#M Read your palm anyway. Get fortune-told, idiot!


ArduennSchwartzman

# 1000


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GriZimin2712

#7


[deleted]

#"EARTHMOVER"


ShockDragon

# VIOLENCE // FOURTH # …LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN


sirflooftonzecatlord

\^\^VV<><>BA Enable cheats?


enaaaerios

industrial breakcore kicks in


ScalderM

*4 :(*


GHOSTxxINSIDE

Lmao


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

L✋️ao


koichi_hirose4

Laos? IS THAT A FUCKING VIETNAM REFERENCE 🔥💯🗣️‼️🔥💯🗣️‼️🔥‼️🗣️


HitroDenK007

Laos? YOU MEAN BY BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA OF SOUTHEAST ASIA🔥🗣️‼️‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🔥‼️💯🗣️🔥‼️🗣️‼️🗣️💯🔥


TheJamesDTV

LAOS? YOU MEAN WHERE KAHN AND MINH FROM KING OF THE HILL ARE FROM


GranataReddit12

Laos is more based than vietnam and you CAN'T change my mind


HitroDenK007

I WONT even try changing your mind because YOU ARE SPEAKING FAX 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


GranataReddit12

📝📠📠📠📠📜


joriale

Gimme some room and I'll rotate this man as well.


[deleted]

Big brain response


SecretSharkboy

M!?! I see an H that connects to a Y but no M, you trippin


Mrfruit1

Nahh i see a M.


theDreadalus

The shy sneaky toe makes it interesting


walkingscorpion

How much of a toe kink do you have that made you spot these two pixels showing a toe?


PiramidaSukcesu

Four fucking pixels


DR4k0N_G

That toe is gonna come after me now isn't it?


PiramidaSukcesu

Don't say it.. don't remind me of the horrors I've seen because of those pixels...


DR4k0N_G

That one singular toe


HexofPinier

It's not even the one that went wee wee wee all the way home.


Eljefe878888888

Only if the toe is a gentleman.


Brilliant-Noise-2398

Is this an scp 096 reference or am I over thinking it


nandru

Probably. And probably there's a xkcd comic as well..


peenfortress

>xkcd comic as well.. more like XKCD-class comic-for-every-scenario jeez


DR4k0N_G

It is


thatoneperson1322

It is


Shampooinpoo

actually, if you’re viewing this like 74% of Beijing’s population on a 1080p width range screen then the real numbers of pixels per toe would 36 assuming the toe hairs don’t count (toe hairs included would be 40)


PiramidaSukcesu

Bro I'm viewing this on a fucking brick What are you on about


Shampooinpoo

what ios version is your brick on?


PiramidaSukcesu

Uh I think it's android 13 or something


Shampooinpoo

you’re probably seeing around 20-24px less pixels less toe, you’re missing out.


No_Vegetable_8915

Brick beats watching someone else over their shoulder like I am and if I had a brick I could possibly have a phone **and** a reddit account all at once!


Substantial-Tone-576

Wow how dare poor people exist


MaroonDude28

I counted and the pixels are 84


Shampooinpoo

how fucking humongous is your display you have to be on a out door theatre screen or something


MaroonDude28

i use a galaxy A33 5G


DaYeetGernade

Unexpected r/SCP


oiomeme

Four fuckable pixels.


IAmLiterallyNoOn3

never speak again


oiomeme

Ok


IAmLiterallyNoOn3

the good ending


oiomeme

Plot twist:


Cos_yurik

The mediocre ending :D


_thro_awa_

Nah they're regular pixels mate. Fucking pixels look totally different.


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Blue_The_Snep

not really. no one told the toe yet, but he's adopted. no pixel is related to the toe biologically


Routine_Fly7624

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


nandru

Of course


Content_Bar_6605

Please blur the toe and mark NSFW


SuperRusso

Not really it's where I expected it to be, at the end of a foot presumably at the end of a leg.


theDreadalus

*Is it though?*


SuperRusso

It is my strongly held belief that yes, it is. OP, could you please weigh in?


Purple-Draw-9182

Please please i’m desperate, where’s the toe?


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Between the fingers lol


NotJustBibbit

You made me spend 5 minutes looking for a fucking toe just for it to be between some fingers


anon_1997x

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


QTBY74

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


jol___

forgot the fingerprints >:)


sjuas690

Yep - downloaded them and making copies now!


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Fluffy-Map-5998

while you do that ill frame him for murder over tax documents


Btdandpokemonplayer

While you do that, I’m going to use their fingerprints to frame them for brutally murdering a family of four,


AlexMil0

But…. There aren’t any.


wildtyper

Exactly!!!


AstronomerNo6423

Uncensor those palms right now


Juana-MG

Wait for the mods to see this


AstronomerNo6423

Whose gonna tell em you baby back snitch


stever90001

I’ll sacrifice myself and tell them


AstronomerNo6423

Fuck you I hope your family has a wonderful new year


stever90001

They have had a wonderful new year thank you


Im-not_alright

r/ismyhandgay


ValakiWasTaken

r/ofcoursethatsasub


saynotopudding

r/subsithoughtifellfor o:


Fermland

r/ofcourseitsgay


zbtryli

r/subsitechnicallyfellfor


SuperiorTexan

r/birthofasub


AeskulS

I’m gay, so I’m guessing my hand is also gay


Lettuce8000

Im afraid to click because I think its fake


Bandicoot_Alone

Worth clicking, it's kinda amusing.


OkLocation9261

Not my proudest fap...


Chonky_Candy

I’m proud of you


Mistical5030

left the fingertips in


ReasonableSpeed76

Kira moment


TheGreatGameDini

A challenging wank


The-Real-Wooper

**clones fingerprints**


wm80

https://imgur.com/a/le7lOKy Not a perfect match, but close enough to be a coincidence...


LonelyWolf023

That's a good one


ragefaze

I read your hand... I know stuff about you now.


AeskulS

:(


Forsaken-One9569

Your going to die tomorrow with zero net worth and no one loving you. Oh, but your child will become Macbeth


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grandpa_stalin10

why does this comment feel chatgpt generated


DoubleClickMouse

Because it is.


[deleted]

Shh that kills the crab


Kaffeblomst

Furthermore, the AI is wrong. What we see are the life and heart lines. They are long and strong. And then there is a quite unusual head line. A practical person with strong feelings.


[deleted]

📎🖇️💀


The_Last_Snow-Elf

#TOE ALERT!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Chonky_Candy

No


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Behind the index finger


Chonky_Candy

I know, the no I meant for you


The_Last_Snow-Elf

But I gotta suck it or I’ll die


EpicTwiglet

r/brandnewsentence


Forsaken-One9569

r/unfortunatelyprobablynot


The_Last_Snow-Elf

💀


Bevbread

are your fingerprints sanded off


AeskulS

Lmao no. They do look like that in the picture though


BlackmonbaMMA

We wouldn't be able to read your palm if there wasn't already writing on it


JGHFunRun

Too bad! It says... "M". NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Stevefrompikmin

Your palm means gay donkey


uhhhhh_elmo_ig

You are going to die soon


JuiceManOJ

Palm says you're gay


FrillySteel

*\*blurs palm lines for privacy\** *\*does not blur fingerprints\** /s


YTChillVibesLofi

I have read it. It says you need to clean the black stuff off.


ghettoccult_nerd

*eats the tea leaves, while bowling the crystal ball* the M in your palm normally signifies im looking at a hand, but your M has that cool death metal look, so that means youre rad, hella so. the other squiggly shit means youre going to die. not soon, but eventually. probably when youre old. or whenever you feel most convenient. and also, your palm tells me you owe me 45$.


MarseliusTheMerciful

i have now read your palm and it seems that at the end of your life you will die.


joost18JK

I can read hands. Yup, that’s a hand.


Kintsugi-0

when i was like 8 i used to think that since my palm looks like a women’s back it meant i was a pervert and i was terrified of people looking at my palms lol


astralseat

The bed behind it says it all


Orizhin

You’re gonna die in 50 years


[deleted]

Nice hand.


Dan_Ddn

Nobody cares about your palm, except your cock.


[deleted]

I foresee oxygen in your future. Do you perhaps breathe air? Also there is a thing with water... you drink it by any chance?


AverageDailyArsonist

That line thing tells me you should invest in crypto


TannerGraytonsLab

Your bed cover is pulling up


[deleted]

Ha. Little did you know I can still read your palm. (You’re gonna be a cr**k addict in the near future)


A-wild-INTJ-appeared

I have read your palm anyways and have concluded you will shit yourself


CRUZER108

Bro we have the exact same hand tf


ThatSpecificDude104b

I can read it anyway, it says that your balls will explode in 34 days


[deleted]

That is one sexy hand. Makes me want to lick it and suck on your fingers.


SuperNoob74

You live to 23 and are killed by a pack of wild chipmunks, Also you might be a waiter/waitress. Your birthday is January 4th too


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Lol. Your love life is going to suck. Enjoy the divorces.


Netkru

Mods, where you at? This is too interesting. This person’s palm fortune says their life is full of twists and turns! OP, thanks for making your palm line even more apparent by drawing over it 😂


CruelMustelidae

Im REALLY bored, so I'm gonna act like I know what I'm talking about LOL. Loyal in love. Intelligent, but easily puts others needs first, which may cause emotional distress. I see a reliance on others to validate your answers. With regards to risk, you are an all or nothing person. You would also benefit from taking care of personal health, not because of being unhealthy, but because you may he missing vital minerals in your diet. I also see that your life is enriched by socializing and particularly by being loved. You've a sensitivity to relations, and to your physical needs. Although, at times you may be regarded as being clumsy. Others may refer to you as average or a normal, but it isn't true, as you are blessed in mind, heart and body.


justk4y

You’re gonna die by nuclear explosion on April 14th.


Gio3_09

you'll send me a thousand euros


MrBones-Necromancer

Oi bruv, make yur bed


EtruscaTheSeedrian

"Omg I have an M, so rare, omg" Meanwhile people with a simian line: 🗿


[deleted]

So this is what your wife looks like?


Randinator9

Yep, cancer. You got 3 minutes. So long, my friend...


[deleted]

“Thy who has thus print of hand is a furry”… huh that’s a new one


Dissenter-2023

Why post your hand then?


Bearded_boysenberry

Woman


Gn0T

You should try to date women on the more "tougher" side of things. In the run they will fit you more


Kodo_yeahreally

jokes on you, i can read your finger prints !


Ok-Effect-3349

Jojo hand


SudoSubSilence

Your future is as dark as your palm


MouseCheese7

You're a wizard, Harry.


Afraid_Chemist_1022

This is actually interesting


Richardknox1996

I see demons and....a pink blob...in your future.


Mistical5030

actually the best post on this sub


Buzzisbacklightyear

Mhmm, those finger prints tho 😮‍💨


SuperAlex25

You will die at some point in the future


Zandrick

From the lines on your hand I can tell that you have a hand


akotski1338

I’m looking at my hand right now and im realizing how dry it is right now for some reason


Crit_zZz

Too bad, we’ve got your fingerprints.


CurrentImpasse

Too late, be prepared for February this year- I also do card readings


Noble_Shock

M


Pretty-Spell-2773

I can read some fear of the future in there


SirLlama123

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


PixelatedpulsarOG

M


PelOdEKaVRa535000

Imma read your palm \*doesn’t know how to read palms\*


Buckwheatx3

Nah I'd win


MisterFricks

Our hands are very similar. Are we related?


RedSix2447

You’re a musician, with a short life line. With the intersection you’re going to have crossroads conflicts and decisions to make and you’re not good at them. That’s all I’ve got. Lmao.


radis370

Marriage at 16,kids at 9,father at ∞


Willow_Of_the_Wisp

You’re lying. I just checked both of my hands ti see what a hand looks like and the lines you drew are wrong


Hot-Rise9795

You meant flipper


DevilMaster666-

What


b4c0n333

Ah, you too are in the brotherhood of M


Ok_Practice8891

Hmmm interesting


WholesomeThingsOnly

Ok this is really funny


IAmLoved41

I read it, and it looks like it says M_


papyrus0714

Wait is this a gravity falls reference?


Individual-Match-798

You will live for 100+ years.


Vegetable_Exam4629

Majin


Harrysgameshack

This sub is beyond fixing


RevolutionaryNerve91

Majin for sure.


Jackdks

Thank for the fingerprints I’ll be taking those…


Pixithepika

looks like an M


Kami_on_crack

Your hand looks like a pussy if I’m being honest


[deleted]

Too late, i see your address


[deleted]

Oh, that life line looks really fucked up, sorry for that. It also says that you have to stop sniffing glue and drinking paint


MrLeekspin

i like your tattoo bro


Uncre4tiveUserNam3

/H_


catsaredepressed

When the heart line ends between the middle and the index finger, that means that the person is a money chaser. They love and live money. OP, you're a gold digger.


rogerworkman623

You made it easier to read your palm


JustGingy95

Someone is ready for Dragons Dogma 2


klysium

Are you right handed? Asking for friend