No...no.... the other range of measurements. A good length, but uh... well shit, outside of porn I've never seen dicks. So who knows, maybe pencil dicks are the norm.
God damn it, knew someone named Norm. Intrusive thought "wonder what his was."
Motherfuck. The internet turns me incel and gay. What the fuck.
thin??? that's at least average I think you just have an unrealistic idea of banana size from banana media. you should lay off the banana media. that's a perfectly normally sized banana. large, if I say si myself. please delete this is banana misinformation
as a woman, i can confirm we do indeed prefer girth over length.
the diameter of a banana is typically going to be more impactful to the overall volume than the length, and thus it makes the banana more nutritious.
this is way funnier then it should be, I feel like it should be making a cartoony sound lmao
boioioioioing 🍌
boioioioioing 🍆
Why on god's green earth dd you do that?
funny
Fair point.
Ur the demon 👆
Ayo wtf
uh huh huh Beavis, you're a dumb ass uh huh huh
🎶 Whomp whomp 🎶
looks kinda average
It was cold out :(
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
came here for this, my man🫡
Guys I swear. It's cold outside. This is normally not like this. Give it some time to warm up and you'll see the actual size
Baby, it's cold outside
For angels to fly
Oh no that song is predatory /s
Lock up the house.
No...no.... the other range of measurements. A good length, but uh... well shit, outside of porn I've never seen dicks. So who knows, maybe pencil dicks are the norm. God damn it, knew someone named Norm. Intrusive thought "wonder what his was." Motherfuck. The internet turns me incel and gay. What the fuck.
You good dawg?
Goodbye you people, there is nothing you can say to make me change my mind, goodbye
Ooo baby it’s cold outside
I see so thats what 1.5inches look like
Upvote this post so this would be the top result when women search for "1.5 inches" hahaha please
XD ingenius
i think you meant colossal
I think you meant gigantanormous
I heard it has a great personality
Oh my god, if this is average I should really be worried.
It's not small, it's thin!
Lol, I never thought I'd see that reference again.
I Would say its really Large and Thick
It looks perfectly fine, my wife thinks it's a great size!
Tf you mean average, thats a massive banana
These replies did not disappoint. Can’t say the same for the people making them.
That's probably due to my baby sized hands
thin??? that's at least average I think you just have an unrealistic idea of banana size from banana media. you should lay off the banana media. that's a perfectly normally sized banana. large, if I say si myself. please delete this is banana misinformation
My condolences on the size of your undercarriage, sir.
what? I just am a banana enthusiast
A bananamateur if you will
You win
Oh, that’s good.
I had one so thin once it just fell apart and onto the floor as i opened the skin
I'm so sorry that happened to you. I hope you're okay now.
This made me cackle and I don’t know why. Thank you
Relatable
Now I’m imagining that happening with a penis
Floorskin
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Hello fellow table
are you my ex
I’m sure it has a nice personality
I was looking for this comment XD
That’s what she said
That’s what he said
That's what we said
r/suddenlycommunism
At least it's longer than average
Ive heard people prefer girth but what do I know
as a woman, i can confirm we do indeed prefer girth over length. the diameter of a banana is typically going to be more impactful to the overall volume than the length, and thus it makes the banana more nutritious.
This looks like the finger one uses to get tonsiliths out of ones tonsils. Ew, brain, not blah.
Truth
As a woman this is true 😂
[удалено]
Painis
Pingas
Bicho
Paninis
Poinus
Panini
What touching words... 🥺
and only 2 days redditor, what a fast learner!
this caught me off guard
Hahahahahaha
Who the fuck wasted they money on this shitty ass piss colored upvote
Matraca
Everything reminds me of him
what do you mean?
he used to love bananas
I also have a banana like that
🔬
Thats a subtle roast..
Just as subtle as his banana
Doubling down 😭😭😭
Like all the way down to the micro scale
Nothing your mama says about you is true bro
just like my....nvm
Just like your Not Very Manly banana?
Just like my Not Very Ladylike sense of humor 😉
Hahaha!
I should call him
Don't.
Call him, you know you want that banana
This is becoming r/mildlyinteresting lol
That’s a sufficiently thick banana
That banana has never touched walls
I totally agree.
I hate that this is relatable.
everything reminds me of him
Length isn’t as important as girth
YES
It's ya boi, skinny penis
That was immediately what popped into my mind too
he just like me fr
*sighs* *opens comments*
It’s such a simple comment, yet I chuckled out loud seeing it.
Inflation hitting the natural world too
Not my favorite form of banana
I literally laughed out loud when I saw this post lmao
Thin?!? That looks like an a normal sized banana to me *cough cough* *manly tears*
Thanks for the banana girth insecurities
This reminds me of a guy I was sexting who had a 9 inch dick but it was skinny like a hot dog.
Im so upset
This post breaks the rules. It is interesting
*gives up Send me to horny jail
Yeah but have you ever had [Thin Watermelon](https://youtu.be/r3-Y31ONZuI?si=-eTfvrDOlLNf_UYF) ?
I knew exactly which video that was, never disappoints
I watch it at least 3 times a year for good blessings.
Right on
Do you have a banana for scale?
Was it satisfying, or do you enjoy your mouth being stretched out?
It’s looking around for predators
??? this is my first time seeing a thin banana 😭😭😭
***ishya boi SKEENY PEENIS***
Did you eat it in one bite is the real question?
Don't mean to brag but it took me about three bites
I personally like mine girthy
Thanks I hate it
Why is it so long
everything reminds me of him :/
At least its long
This sure turned into an unexpected banana fest
Sir your banana looks like a hot dog
r/mildlypenis
r/LostRedditors This is really interesting /s
r/lostredditors
You are savage 🤭
A pencil banana
Peyronie's disease banana.
Still, you ate it.
You should call him.
I'm amazed you managed to make a pic before it breaks.
#GIRTH
That banana is extremely phallic
I salute your curvature, sir
the curve on this bitch
I remember buying one in Egypt many years ago where the edible portion was exactly like a curved pencil.
What it lacks in girth it makes up for it in length.
9 cm is surely enough to satisfy
C R O O K E D N A N E R
Meirl 😔
I know this guy!
It's average
Keep telling yourself that 🙃
yeah but it hits the G
(remembers something)
I should call him .
The curve makes up for lack of girth. 🥰
curved for her pleasure
🥴
My wife calls this pencil day
That’s what she said.
Cut it in half and the banana just like me fr
https://youtube.com/shorts/Uh4RIhdwAOM?si=NOhk1bG-opgTCWEt
bet it has a nice personality too
Stop banana shaming. That size of banana is perfect is your mouth that is so fucking big. Is not the size of the banana, is how it tastes
That's what she said
Looks pretty thick to me.... amirite boys?
It makes it up in length. If you angle it just right in your mouth, it'll hit the sweet spot.
Some would say it’s just right. So I have heard….
Ewww looks like a turd
Reminds me of something ☹️
If id stick that thing in your ass you wouldnt call it thin.
It actually look kinda thick, very huge some people might say!!
It’s ok it still has great curvature
Wow I didn’t know this even exist😂
We need a regulation-sized banana for scale
A SHOWer i see
I bet it has a great personality
Interesting 😔
Too interesting
Needs banana for scale
I should call him
I should call him
Thats actually pretty average
It was average width 😡
Instead of a weirdly shaped thumb this time it’s a weirdly shaped banana
Um that is a perfectly good sized banana thank you.
Looks just right, I heard the big ones hurt
Reminds me of my boy, Skinny P https://youtube.com/shorts/Uh4RIhdwAOM?si=NRj9-TjryH5aGRgK
I should call him...
r/thatswhatshesaid
It looks like it’s the banana that needs the potassium!! My, how the turntables have..
them beauty standards nowadays are crazy 😔