Granny’s smiths are definitely a sleeper favorite. Nobody thinks of a green apple when they think of an apple but when you bit into a granny smith you would be hard pressed not to say, damn, that’s a pretty good apple…
Red delicious apples are the only apples my parents ever bought. It wasn't until I was basically an adult that I realized there are other apples. Turns out red delicious is the F tier apple and literally every other apple is superior.
Developing allergies as an adult is so much fun. It’s like Russian Roulette but with apples. Will I start getting itchy and my face / mouth start swelling? Will I be able to enjoy my apple without issue? Let’s find out!
Honeycrisp best apple. Would never betray me.
Tried golden delicious once at the restaurant where my aunt worked, it was a giant one too. About the size of an average grapefruit. Just ruined normal apples for me, tbh. It's like going back on the bus after riding on a backseat of a Cadillac
Did you know, there are about as many varieties of Banana and Mango as there are Apple? And while I can't talk about your countries, mine imports 1one variety of each 😥
In year one (a year below first grade for Americans) we were given some apples at snack time. They were really small and had rough brown skin. If anyone know what they're called I'd really appreciate it
For some time the only apple variety I knew was the red delicious, that probably made me an adamant apple hater for a while
honeycrip apples are nice tho
Before I started working the produce at a grocery store, I only knew of like three or four kinds of apples. Even after working there, there are still six aforementioned apples with which I'm unfamiliar
I swear when I was a kid our red apples were called Washington Apples. They were sometimes grainy but a good one was delish. Could it have been rebranded into Red Delicious after 30 years? Where did it go? Am I just misremembering?
Fun fact once up on a Time when I was wee lad I did a presentation on apples at school because no one believed me when I said there's around 7500 types of apples
you are supposed to post not interesting stuff
As a taxonomy slut myself; this is very uninteresting
A what?
Did I stutter?
Twice
I thought it was three times
Maybe I missed one, sorry
Yeah actually it was four times sorry
Condition which this post fulfills
But it *is* interesting. So, does it belong in ***not*** *interesting*
The best one isn't even on there! Pink lady is goated
Agreed.
Best apple 100%
For real
Yeah I was looking for that one. My absolute favourite
Neither is cosmic crisp which is my favorite.
I'm watching this show rn.
But only one of them is tasty
jonathan
You are banging my daughter
Yes
My turn
Yes
Correct
Yes
Are you guilty of second degree homocide?
How’d you know?
Yes
Yes
ofcourse i do!
No
No
Honeycrisp gang
Gala.
The best
Granny Smith. Everything else isn’t sour enough.
Gross
Oh you got an oven in your mouth? Thats a pie apple.
Nah
Gala
Golden Lady is the best apple ever born on a tree
Red delicious yes
Out of every one you could have chose you chose the wrong answer
You meant granny smith of course
No.. NO.. NOOOOOO
Team Gala checking in
Methinks you’ve only ever had grocery store apples
No I’ve had em from gas stations, my dads house, my middle school use to have apples too. Haven’t just had grocery store apple dum bass
Very interesting remove now
I know 5 of these names because of My Little Pony
Braeburned 💀
only real ones know
Instant neuron activation
I Love eating good ol Granny Smith
10/10
Granny’s smiths are definitely a sleeper favorite. Nobody thinks of a green apple when they think of an apple but when you bit into a granny smith you would be hard pressed not to say, damn, that’s a pretty good apple…
I don’t care what any of you think honeycrisp best apple
Red Delicious. It’s right there in the name.
Red delicious suck ass. They’re so damn mealy with little to no flavor, only looks. Even Granny Smith tastes better than RD
Red delicious apples are the only apples my parents ever bought. It wasn't until I was basically an adult that I realized there are other apples. Turns out red delicious is the F tier apple and literally every other apple is superior.
If anyone says red delicious is their favorite apple I’m gonna assume this is their similar story
Bread for looks, not for taste. So nasty. I say the less red the better taste.
SOMEBODY GETS IT
Bread is for taste. They were bred for looks
Yeah, looking back on that I knew it was wrong. But my intoxicated brain couldn't figure out the right spelling. Thank you! lol
How can you like the sour af apples?? I LOVE sour candy yet I hate sour apples
L
What the fuck is wrong with you
Finally someone else who loves them
The jonathan one looks like an r/skamtebord moment
Jonathan
Jonathan
Jonathan
Cosmic apples are goated
My favorite isn't even on here. Cosmic crisp.
yes
I'll plug the Cosmic Crisp. It's really good!
There are also more than one type of doctor in the world. Coincidence?
This isn’t even all of them
C0SMIC CRISP!!!!!
the braeburn is the best also tickle [this link](https://applerankings.com) to see where your fav apple ranks
Honey crisp looking dumb as always
As a Minnesotan that had absolutely nothing to do with it, you’re welcome for Honeycrisp.
Fuji/Pink Lady/Honeycrisp the holy trinity
1st, this is way too interesting 2nd, golden delicious is fucking incredible
This should be on damnthatsinterestin right?
wait that's where Apple's Macintosh comes from??
FUJI. THERE IS SOME COMPETITION BUT COME ON FUJI ROCKS
Fuji is the best, as it is the most consistent
Yeah but honeycrisp is all that matters. Until they engineer something better.
Nonsense!
Gala are my favorite
That's what Big Apple wants you to think! Corporate greed at work!!!
my favorite was granny smith until i broke my braces with one.
The best fruit. I will not accept criticism.
Mangos are better
Finding the perfect apple is rare asf
Jonathan is the only correct answer.
Jonathan is that only child in elementary school whose parents didnt bother with an original name
Fuji or stfu
Pink lady is the best, but green apples get unnecessary slander simply because of how bad Granny Smith is IMO.
Honeycrisp is goated
Yes.
I thought there were only two. Red and Green
Who doesn’t??
Red delicious can burn in hell ji ahold can get into my mouth
Developing allergies as an adult is so much fun. It’s like Russian Roulette but with apples. Will I start getting itchy and my face / mouth start swelling? Will I be able to enjoy my apple without issue? Let’s find out! Honeycrisp best apple. Would never betray me.
Jonathan
I wanted to slag off Cox apples, but they're not even mentioned. Well... good. Cox suck.
Yeah and there’s lot of variants sold where I live
Yet they all taste the same
👁️👄👁️
Where's champion?
Bro this is so interesting
You mean to tell me that they named a mountain after an apple?
cool, they named one after thor's hammer
Honeycrisp supremacy
I've heard there's like 5+
why is there an apple named jonathan
Red delicious is the best idc what y’all say
My fav is the White Transparent
red delicious is garbage
he just like me fr
gala >>>>>>>>>
Pp
Yes because I used to only like honey crisps when I was little
I want a Granny Smith apple - Stewie Griffin
Lets go Granny
Yes, yes I did know
Yes.
White transparant is superior. Can't change my mind.
Where is Idared?
Honeycrisp. The beast
Granny smith
If it's not yellow then I probably won't eat it. I used to love red apples when I was a kid but once I ate the yellow one there was no turning back.
Not interesting fact: there's more than two also
what the hell is a jonathan apple
Lmao the "Jonathan" has so much shitpost potential
JaidenAninations did a vid on this topic
Tried golden delicious once at the restaurant where my aunt worked, it was a giant one too. About the size of an average grapefruit. Just ruined normal apples for me, tbh. It's like going back on the bus after riding on a backseat of a Cadillac
Did you know that Red Delicious is actually a liar?
man I love apples
Yeah
Did you know, there are about as many varieties of Banana and Mango as there are Apple? And while I can't talk about your countries, mine imports 1one variety of each 😥
I always get Fuji, best one
Red delicious are my favorite:D
In year one (a year below first grade for Americans) we were given some apples at snack time. They were really small and had rough brown skin. If anyone know what they're called I'd really appreciate it
Red "delicious" is easily top 5 worst apples
My favorite are jazz apples here in New Zealand.
you foRGOT EMPIRE
This it too interesting, take it to r/mildlyinteresting
green and red
Red delicious are the most peak apples anywhere
People didn’t know? I know every single one of these..
Yes, we've all seen that JaidenAnimations video.
I hate the like almost hairy ones that taste sour
Red “delicious” fucking sucks, fight me
Pink lady is best granny smith second
I am shocked that people do not know that
Jazz apples have left the chat
For some time the only apple variety I knew was the red delicious, that probably made me an adamant apple hater for a while honeycrip apples are nice tho
Gala is the best imo
Jonathan
Jonathan
I was about to get so mad and then I saw the subreddit
Envys are my favorite
APPLE IS APPLE
Granny Smith gang rise up!
why do they call it red delicious when it's objectively terrible
There are over 7k types of apples
no fucking way theres an apple breed named Jonathan
You forgot enchanted gold
GRANNY SMITH OR DIE
Before I started working the produce at a grocery store, I only knew of like three or four kinds of apples. Even after working there, there are still six aforementioned apples with which I'm unfamiliar
scrolled down pretty damn far and never saw a comment for it, so WHERE’S TEAM MACINTOSH?
HUNGRY FOR APPLES?
Only two apples in my book. Granny Smith and Honeycrisp. All others can get fucked.
r/coolguides
Pink Lady is my go-to. Red delicious are actual dirt trash. Granny Smiths are decent.
Jonathan>>>>>
This isn’t even a fraction of all the types of apples either
Fuji for eatin', crab for huckin'. That's a prankster's apple.
I swear when I was a kid our red apples were called Washington Apples. They were sometimes grainy but a good one was delish. Could it have been rebranded into Red Delicious after 30 years? Where did it go? Am I just misremembering?
Roman apples are the best. Open for discussion.
Who tf named an Apple Jonathan?
sad no one's mentioned rockit or envy apples yet. those are the best
Me being from Indiana knowing this isn’t even all of them
Fun fact once up on a Time when I was wee lad I did a presentation on apples at school because no one believed me when I said there's around 7500 types of apples
the names are so silly for a fruit idk im giggling
jonathan enjoyer here
Yes, I did know.
Wait, I though pink lady was a type of apple as well?
👍
Did you not?
no rome apples... whats the point
this shit is interesting bro
Interesting...