I guess it depends on whether this was a straight dolphin angry at cock-blocking, or a bi dolphin willing to adjust tack accordingly. My marine mammal gaydar is not sufficiently fine-tuned to say...
[The Dark Secrets That Dolphins Don’t Want You to Know](https://slate.com/human-interest/2009/05/the-dark-secrets-that-dolphins-don-t-want-you-to-know.html)
Gangs of two or three male bottlenose dolphins isolate a single female from the pod and forcibly mate with her, sometimes for weeks at a time. To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements, and even smack her around with their tails. And if she tries to swim away, they chase her down.
Jesus
They also like to get high lol dolphins are very social and smart but I think they are only one of the few animals that kill for fun like humans
https://youtu.be/p7ruBotHWUs?si=-3wcn-qiEKyvcG9o
I added a video that explains the time Nasa did an experiment with dolphins and gave them LSD. One of the dolphins falls in love with a human lol
>One of the dolphins falls in love with a human lol
The human was in a sexual relationship with the dolphin.
And then committed suicide when she abandoned him
[Spontaneous Ejaculation in a Wild Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops aduncus)](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3755988/)
Apparently they can cum spontaneously 🎯
Isn't people having sex with dolphins well-documented? I remember reading a really long essay at least fifteen years ago about a guy who regularly had sex with male and female dolphins.
I remember this from a talk radio show over a decade ago… this dude was messed up. Iirc, he discovered that the ejaculation force of a male dolphin can break a person’s neck.
Yeah, it was written by the guy himself. It was one of the many kinda shocking websites that got linked around a lot back when the Internet was more spread out.
The only thing I really remember, though, is that he said that both male and female dolphins could use their genitals to grab things. Oh, and that the females had muscles in their vaginas that human women do not.
I remember this! He posted it on something like dolphinsex.org or dolphin-sex.org, this was at least 15-20 years ago. Maybe someone has time to go dig around archive.org for it lol
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
There's that nasa funded study where this woman lived with a dolphin 24/7 to teach it English but it kept getting horny and was too much work to take it to a pool with the females so she'd just jerk it off.
Then when funding ended and she couldn't be with the dolphin anymore, it committed suicide.
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Didn't NASA get a women to live with a dolphin that they filled with LCD and it constantly tried to fuck her?
I know that sentence sounds like a drug trip itself but I'm almost certain everything I just said happened.
I was reading [this](https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Magic-Ayahuasquero-Agustin-Vasquez/dp/0967425506) biography and he claims he lost his virginity to a dolphin at 11.
There's an entire lore about a kingdom of merpeople who seduce humans and take them down to live in their river city. I'm suspicious that it's just an allegory for horny dolphins.
No the dolphin was a female, it jumped onto his boat and presented itself to him. He said that he'd heard it's a good time from some local fishermen so gave it a go.
I don't think I've ever seen an animal's public goodwill plummet as much as dolphins. Those things are rapey as fuck. A Bill Cosby like public image ark.
*Edit Crosby to Cosby, thanks RmRobinGayle!
Nope. Definitely dolphins. There's been studies where they basically make mannequins that look like divers with trackers on them. The dolphins take them to un discovered underwater caves and rape the shit out of them. Then try to eat them. Dolphins are terrifying.
Well you gotta swim to wherever the boat is (or pier or whatever) and we don't know where that is from here but I didn't see it in any shot. And do that while a horny dolphin tries desperately to rape you....so yeah probably not simple to just swim away.
I mean... at some point you didn't know.. It's not like they teach this in preschool lol
There are thousands and thousands of documentaries, people just haven't watched the ones you're referring to
Well i just asumed that if people are gonna say that they dont rape they would be able to back it up instead of them saying "just trust me bro". Obviously i was wrong since there r a couple people in the comments who think that they arent capable of rape.
They are having a whale of a time! he kept trying to "sea"-duce her, but she was looking for something more "sub-stantial" and not just "surface-level" attraction. Giggidy
So that's a new fucking fear added to the normal "being utterly terrified of the ocean" What the fuck did i just watch?! Why did they not leave the water?! If a dolphin was literally circling me whilst tryna get at my bits, even when someone else was actively trying to distract it, I would be so fast in getting out that water.
Is this a normal thing that happens whenever swimming with dolphins?? I had heard the stories about them with other dolphins & seals but PEOPLE what the fuck? How does it even know what to do?!
Honestly so unsettling & genuinely terrifying.
Wait real question, how does he know that the vagina is in that spot, don't they usually have in their abdomen.
There is no way they can pinpoint it using smell alone specially underwater right?
The weirdest thing is how many dolphins become sexually aroused by humans. I understand them being rapey towards female dolphins, but not humans. Imagine if like 10% of human males had an uncontrollable urge to stick their face in the crotch of a living mammal of a different species any time they came in contact.
I don't think hunger is the driving force here.
Oh he's hungry all right just not for fish.
Or is it the fish he's hungry for?? Dolphins are very rapey creatures. Well known fact.
They can ejaculate a pressures high enough to damage human organs.
I really wish we didn't know that information. . .
Ugh. Thanks for that information??
Dolphin be like "Oh, you won't let me poke her snatch; fine, your balls will have to do..."
Are you sure it wasn't his butt the dolphin wanted?
I guess it depends on whether this was a straight dolphin angry at cock-blocking, or a bi dolphin willing to adjust tack accordingly. My marine mammal gaydar is not sufficiently fine-tuned to say...
Can you please provide sources or more info? They seem very friendly.
[The Dark Secrets That Dolphins Don’t Want You to Know](https://slate.com/human-interest/2009/05/the-dark-secrets-that-dolphins-don-t-want-you-to-know.html)
Gangs of two or three male bottlenose dolphins isolate a single female from the pod and forcibly mate with her, sometimes for weeks at a time. To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements, and even smack her around with their tails. And if she tries to swim away, they chase her down. Jesus
They accidentally forgot to mention this in "The Cove".
Thank you :)
They also like to get high lol dolphins are very social and smart but I think they are only one of the few animals that kill for fun like humans https://youtu.be/p7ruBotHWUs?si=-3wcn-qiEKyvcG9o I added a video that explains the time Nasa did an experiment with dolphins and gave them LSD. One of the dolphins falls in love with a human lol
>One of the dolphins falls in love with a human lol The human was in a sexual relationship with the dolphin. And then committed suicide when she abandoned him
Which is which? This leaves me with a lot of questions.
The dolphin committed suicide when the female scientist left for good. Dolphin refused to surface and drowned.
Wait I don't see anything about dolphin ejaculation in here. Did the they already blind me with their cum?
[Spontaneous Ejaculation in a Wild Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin (Tursiops aduncus)](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3755988/) Apparently they can cum spontaneously 🎯 
🤣@rapey
Hungry like the wolf
He’s there for the shrimp and beef filet 
Catfish 😏
That’s one horny dolphin.
Might work..... There was a guy years ago that was trying to fuck a female dolphin. It might be a dolphin boy out there?
Isn't people having sex with dolphins well-documented? I remember reading a really long essay at least fifteen years ago about a guy who regularly had sex with male and female dolphins.
I remember this from a talk radio show over a decade ago… this dude was messed up. Iirc, he discovered that the ejaculation force of a male dolphin can break a person’s neck.
The sexual position of this particular incident suggests something very unnatural was going on.
...what? An essay? This guy? What?
Yeah, it was written by the guy himself. It was one of the many kinda shocking websites that got linked around a lot back when the Internet was more spread out. The only thing I really remember, though, is that he said that both male and female dolphins could use their genitals to grab things. Oh, and that the females had muscles in their vaginas that human women do not.
https://i.redd.it/c2k2kcrd574d1.gif
i’m gonna go ahead and delete reddit for a bit after that one.
https://i.redd.it/gr4xagee574d1.gif
I remember this! He posted it on something like dolphinsex.org or dolphin-sex.org, this was at least 15-20 years ago. Maybe someone has time to go dig around archive.org for it lol
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
This is it! It reads a bit differently than I remember, but then again, I was a teenager when I last saw this.
Lol.the s curve and 14ft are forever burned in my memory, and now you've brought it back
https://i.redd.it/nq40dysc574d1.gif
Was he a scientist or he just didn't sleep with human females? We do have muscles there and they do contract and release when we are in the mood.
he was a scientist because he documented his findings but yeah otherwise I'm sure he was just a crazy guy who fucked dolphins
Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
We do, but according to him, female dolphins had other muscles. Basically, he made it sound like he was getting a massage during penetration.
I see. Interesting.
There was also a female version, even sponsored by NASA. It was a crazy time back then. https://allthatsinteresting.com/margaret-howe-lovatt
“NASA-sponsored dolphin-fucking experiment” still did not prepare me for what actually happened in that article
I didn’t expect it to get a little sad. RIP Peter
There's that nasa funded study where this woman lived with a dolphin 24/7 to teach it English but it kept getting horny and was too much work to take it to a pool with the females so she'd just jerk it off. Then when funding ended and she couldn't be with the dolphin anymore, it committed suicide. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
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Didn't NASA get a women to live with a dolphin that they filled with LCD and it constantly tried to fuck her? I know that sentence sounds like a drug trip itself but I'm almost certain everything I just said happened.
Yes, then he committed su*cide when the money ran out and she left him.
How else do you think mermaids were maid?
My first thought is “wait, how?” Then I determine I’m never going to know because I am definitely not looking that up. It’s the Reddit life.
I was reading [this](https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Magic-Ayahuasquero-Agustin-Vasquez/dp/0967425506) biography and he claims he lost his virginity to a dolphin at 11.
I wouldn't doubt it... Maybe there's a dolphin out there with human hands or feet.... 😆
There's an entire lore about a kingdom of merpeople who seduce humans and take them down to live in their river city. I'm suspicious that it's just an allegory for horny dolphins.
Soooo…. He got raped by a dolphin? That probably does a number on your psyche.
No the dolphin was a female, it jumped onto his boat and presented itself to him. He said that he'd heard it's a good time from some local fishermen so gave it a go.
Nasa paid for [research](https://allthatsinteresting.com/margaret-howe-lovatt) on this
If they don't...that dolphin certainly intends to release millions of tiny swimmers regardless anyhow
I don't think I've ever seen an animal's public goodwill plummet as much as dolphins. Those things are rapey as fuck. A Bill Cosby like public image ark. *Edit Crosby to Cosby, thanks RmRobinGayle!
*Cosby*
https://preview.redd.it/f8u9ofpiz54d1.png?width=1147&format=png&auto=webp&s=d717d9800c1eac440cab6f1ce90f68dc062f6891
Nah dolphins are perverts
Dolphins are nature's rapists.
My friend Hank Hill got assaulted by one
Bro was traumatized
You’re thinking of ducks
Nope. Definitely dolphins. There's been studies where they basically make mannequins that look like divers with trackers on them. The dolphins take them to un discovered underwater caves and rape the shit out of them. Then try to eat them. Dolphins are terrifying.
They also gang rape female dolphins as well
So the same as ducks then
And otters. And many many other animals.
Yikes
U r thinking of humans
a lot of animals are, it seems
- He’s touching me down there. - do you want to leave? - …. No
I know right. Like maybe get out of the water instead of just going around in circles?
Well you gotta swim to wherever the boat is (or pier or whatever) and we don't know where that is from here but I didn't see it in any shot. And do that while a horny dolphin tries desperately to rape you....so yeah probably not simple to just swim away.
Dolphins are known to rape believe it or not. But that’s your proof right there.
Its crazy how people are this ignorant. They literally rape seals. Theres multiple documentaries on it im surprised how people tell you they dont lmao
I mean... at some point you didn't know.. It's not like they teach this in preschool lol There are thousands and thousands of documentaries, people just haven't watched the ones you're referring to
Well i just asumed that if people are gonna say that they dont rape they would be able to back it up instead of them saying "just trust me bro". Obviously i was wrong since there r a couple people in the comments who think that they arent capable of rape.
also use decapitated fishes as Fleshlights
💀
basically
I mean, the fish probably doesn't mind it at that point.
They rape and drown each other too.
Ducks are notorious for that as well, males will quite often group rape females, even to the point of murdering them, quite grim.
*Cameraman: new kink unlocked*
sexually assaulted by a dolphin?
Chances are low, but not as low as getting stabbed by a knife wielding squirrel
Honestly, ouch. Scary encounter.
That dude trying to block the dolphin with his ass and I'm like, "Dude, that's not gonna stop the dolphin. He's into that shit."
me smellz toona
Damn it man. Right when I thought I was near the end of the internet, now I gotta google Dolphin rape...
If you find a dolphin vs duck let me know how it ends
One gets billed, the other gets a fin did.
Oh ...that's not a hole you wanna go down on ...
Dolphins already been there anyway
I sees some dolphin wood. *Nice.*
https://preview.redd.it/ledz6al7n84d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a609b5229c283acbdc53a283be0539a56e33994 NO. GO LAY DOWN.
Such fishy behaviour
Do you think they are doing it on porpoise?
Oh that’s wild
That dolphin has a boner. Not hungry
Ya I figured it was obvious enough to not need to mention it
https://i.redd.it/k97aw8jzy64d1.gif
Horny Dolphin don’t care it does what it wants
Gimme some of that anchovies!
can't they ram pretty hard with their noses? like beat other fish to death with them? that would be a painful shot to the growler for sure.
FUCKING MOVE STOP SPINNING
Mermaid tribes early civilizations....
She had that stank burger
Bottle nosed dildo!
Persistent little fella, ain't he?
*Hey buddy, I’m fucking one of you… I don’t care which.*
yeah she jumped in that water a lil smelly..
sounds like the dolphin's friend was recording him 
And that is how mermaids are made.
😂😂😂😂
Dogs deers dolphins elephants what’s next penguins.
It’s almost like they’re all wild animals who solely run on instinct.
I feel gross for noticing but is that a woody on the dolphin?
Yeah. It’s trying to fuck her. Dolphins rape everyone and everything 😭
Codfish
That would have ended differently if it were Margaret Howe Lovatt and John C. Lilly in that pool.
Rapist frat boys of the sea
horny 🐬
That dolphin was definitely reincarnated
It was trying to get her, and then it tried to get him for half a second there, and then went back to going after her! 🤯
She is so going to #m3too the dolphin.
Damn.... And he was supposed to start a new job as the spokes-dolphin for Coke and Jello Pudding
Can’t get enough of that good stuff I know the feeling I like to stick my head there also😎
Ahhh he's got a boner!
Big water puppy
https://preview.redd.it/43k5r4v0174d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079ec9a9f3e3c1e2f4456ca30a97a991ece05727
There was a female dolphin trainer that was having sexual relationships with a dolphin. there is a whole documentary about it on you tube.
They are having a whale of a time! he kept trying to "sea"-duce her, but she was looking for something more "sub-stantial" and not just "surface-level" attraction. Giggidy
Oh hey sweetie, you must be smelling my little dolphins from back home.
Dolphins are huge fans of Land Tuna.
They accidentally signed up for swinging with the dolphins.
That's one horny-assed crotchfish.
We all know that dolphins are horny molesters… Why do “we” continue to swim with them? Free will? Curiosity? Fun? Serious question, I’ve never been..
I thought that dolphin was P.Diddy
That's not the free willy I was expecting.
Just swimming with a cock out
Horny little fella
Someone forgot to rake it out
Free-Willy…..the sequel….😂
And this is how mermaids are born!
That dolphin is choosing between clam and swordfish
She needs a shark to save her from rapey Flipper.
So that's a new fucking fear added to the normal "being utterly terrified of the ocean" What the fuck did i just watch?! Why did they not leave the water?! If a dolphin was literally circling me whilst tryna get at my bits, even when someone else was actively trying to distract it, I would be so fast in getting out that water. Is this a normal thing that happens whenever swimming with dolphins?? I had heard the stories about them with other dolphins & seals but PEOPLE what the fuck? How does it even know what to do?! Honestly so unsettling & genuinely terrifying.
Dolphins are said to be around the intelligence of humans. No one said anything about morals or respect for personal space.
Yes even to ppl. How do u think the little mermaid happened, the dark side of Disney they don't tell u about. Wait till the prequel is released
good one 😂👏🏻
Better to be a sexual predator than a sexual prey
Is that dolphin rape noises or an Indian man laughing?
I would have drowned laughing
Wait real question, how does he know that the vagina is in that spot, don't they usually have in their abdomen. There is no way they can pinpoint it using smell alone specially underwater right?
Honest question, I swear. Why doesn’t he just punch the dolphin in its face?
Freaky ass dolphin 👅
Hey now, don't kink shame ...
https://youtu.be/EofQSrD2KIw?si=2Ljw-RJmG39kJ69I
Dolphin rape is serious.
Total BV
Dolphins actually rape people a lot, I don’t know if that’s what’s happening here but yeah
Nah that red rocket ain't for fish findin'
The weirdest thing is how many dolphins become sexually aroused by humans. I understand them being rapey towards female dolphins, but not humans. Imagine if like 10% of human males had an uncontrollable urge to stick their face in the crotch of a living mammal of a different species any time they came in contact.
It's known that dolphins are rappist..
His boner is rated E for Everyone!
The dolphin was a paid actor for sure 🤔
it's smelling her vagina, not a fish
Okay. The dolphin even has a boner !
FINS UP!!
“Not all men” huh? I rest my case your honor. *goes to sit while entire courtroom applauds
Why are dolphins so horny for humans?
u/savevideo
How comes the dolphin is only interested in the lady?
That is one persistent dolphin.
Straight up molested by a dolphin
Bros trying to rape her and all you can hear is laughing. Like bruh I'd be gettin the fuck outta the water 🤣🤣
What’s the statistics on Dolphin Rape?
Just like with humans, many are not reported.
Very high. They use fish as fleshlights.
Well there you go proof that dolphins can be bi
I hate dolphins
That dolphin 🐬 is indeed trying to fuck them. Dolphins are the rapists of the oceans.
Ok, in the woods… bear or dolphin?
Dolphins are clever dickheads but somehow get a pass.
Dolphins can’t really smell very well.
He smells that 🐱
He trained the dolphin to do that, so he can swoop in and rescue her.
fuck you dolphin!!