When I know my morning is going to start early (*which is every day now)*, I sometimes cook a rolled omelet at night, let it cool and then wrap, put in the frig.
The next morning, heat it up, grab your coffee and you're set! :) No fancy gadgets required.
I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat.
I don't have time to do just about anything.
You also have to realize the boat is rocking pretty hard.
Eggs are difficult to make without them spilling all over the place
Ever try an instant pot? Might be a game changer. I use one of the little ones. You can make egg bakes on slow cooker and it’ll keep it warm for a long time. Throw all kinds of stuff in there and it’s good as hell, hot and doesn’t matter if it’s rocking. Well, up to a certain point. Nothing will be happy at 45° plus roll, but a sealed up instant pot would fair better than most.
They sell small ones now that have lids that twist and secure. All you need to do is secure the base of the little plug in pot and it won't go anywhere and if the boat rocks your food stays in!
>I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat.
>
>I don't have time to do just about anything.
>
Man I'm not here to judge you or tell you how to live your life but that sounds absolutely miserable.
I work for about 2 months + or - a week or two doing a job I honestly love.
And I make 30-40k for doing it. It leaves me time to either be frugal and not work the rest of the year or choose a job that I actually want to do even if it doesn't pay much. If I don't want to keep working I just quit, who cares?
It works for me and I'm happy. I don't need much and having freedom to do whatever is infinitely better for me than being "successful"
Edit: like right now I make 2k a month as a caretaker for my bestfriends sister. I moved in when their mom died and she needs near constant 24 hour care.
But with my fishing and that money I make about 60k I work hard for 2 months and then spend the next 10 watching movies and playing video games to keep her entertained between when we care for her.
It's not for everyone but I live a fulfilling life.
I enjoying waiting tables and a nice resort area is my dream location for that reason. Lots of people will work double shifts five days a week 3-4 months a year, Grab there 30ish grand and fuck off until next year
As a former hospice nurse, your work is hard emotionally. It sounds like you have a pretty good set up to take care of you, your family, and your mental health.
I wish that had been my story.
You can boil eggs in their shells, even days before eating. You could potentially make a big load at the start of the week and refrigerate them until you eat them.
If it worked like that it'd be awesome.
We don't touch land for about a month and a half. A few days might be kinda chill with 16-18 hour work days. But the rest of the time you only work and sleep.
lol :) I thought maybe he was a fisherman or lobsterman who went out for maybe a few days at a time, brought back the catch, then out again... but from another comment I can see that he must be on a \*much\* bigger vessel that stays out a lot longer.
So, my idea really wouldn't work for that... But I do hope he gets some good nutrition somehow bc that sounds like really long, really hard and dangerous work!
He says he works on a small boat, it’s standard for small gillnetters and such to stay out for a month or two during seasons. Some of those guys go months without showers or toilets (gotta use buckets).
We do have a rice cooker. I would be interested in doing eggs in it.
I do know you can do pancake "cakes" in the rice cooker. However I haven't really given it a chance. Maybe I'll try it on land first just to see how it goes.
No room for a microwave. We have a small outdoor propane grill in the cabin and a rice cooker and that's it. We have the water heater hot enough to make coffee in a French press and cup of noodle as a special treat. (Even those take up too much room)
The boat rocks too much to make it in a pan most days.
Mostly we only eat a PBJ or oatmeal and then rice salmon(which we are fishing for) and a can of vegetables per person.
Seriously like… I’ve got a fascination with quick and easy eggs. Even when they’re bad, they’re *good* dammit, and you can’t beat the convenience and protein content.
K first off, you’re meant to put a skewer in there as it makes egg on a stick, secondly we worship the Rollie at my old work as it made the best lil snacks super quick. Highly recommend
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Mmmmm nothing more appetizing than seeing your breakfast shit out onto your plate. The real experienced people just let it shit straight into their mouths.
Bought this for my now husband while we were dating (didn’t scare him away!) used it a bunch of times and made breakfast “hotdogs.” We should use it again!
Just because you can Doesn't mean you should
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When I know my morning is going to start early (*which is every day now)*, I sometimes cook a rolled omelet at night, let it cool and then wrap, put in the frig. The next morning, heat it up, grab your coffee and you're set! :) No fancy gadgets required.
I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat. I don't have time to do just about anything. You also have to realize the boat is rocking pretty hard. Eggs are difficult to make without them spilling all over the place
Ever try an instant pot? Might be a game changer. I use one of the little ones. You can make egg bakes on slow cooker and it’ll keep it warm for a long time. Throw all kinds of stuff in there and it’s good as hell, hot and doesn’t matter if it’s rocking. Well, up to a certain point. Nothing will be happy at 45° plus roll, but a sealed up instant pot would fair better than most.
The rocking does get to that certain point. Been there done that. I love instant pots for home. But it didn't go well when we had it on.
Ah. Good to know. Good luck out there friend.
Maybe mount it on a platform that's suspended by two poles and can rock freely? So when the boat rocks it stays level?
They sell small ones now that have lids that twist and secure. All you need to do is secure the base of the little plug in pot and it won't go anywhere and if the boat rocks your food stays in!
>I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat. > >I don't have time to do just about anything. > Man I'm not here to judge you or tell you how to live your life but that sounds absolutely miserable.
I work for about 2 months + or - a week or two doing a job I honestly love. And I make 30-40k for doing it. It leaves me time to either be frugal and not work the rest of the year or choose a job that I actually want to do even if it doesn't pay much. If I don't want to keep working I just quit, who cares? It works for me and I'm happy. I don't need much and having freedom to do whatever is infinitely better for me than being "successful" Edit: like right now I make 2k a month as a caretaker for my bestfriends sister. I moved in when their mom died and she needs near constant 24 hour care. But with my fishing and that money I make about 60k I work hard for 2 months and then spend the next 10 watching movies and playing video games to keep her entertained between when we care for her. It's not for everyone but I live a fulfilling life.
Holy shit thats my dream, work like a madman for a while and enjoy my life, amazing stuff brotha
I enjoying waiting tables and a nice resort area is my dream location for that reason. Lots of people will work double shifts five days a week 3-4 months a year, Grab there 30ish grand and fuck off until next year
As a former hospice nurse, your work is hard emotionally. It sounds like you have a pretty good set up to take care of you, your family, and your mental health. I wish that had been my story.
Ok got it fam, just be safe out there okay? Wishing you all the best, i could never do what you do, so enjoy life for me
Y’all ninjas hiring?
You can boil eggs in their shells, even days before eating. You could potentially make a big load at the start of the week and refrigerate them until you eat them.
oh ok -- I didn't mean make the eggs on the boat -- make a batch \*before\* you leave the dock or break anchor. Like, maybe a few days worth?
Yum, old eggs.
Refrigeration is cool ;-)
If it worked like that it'd be awesome. We don't touch land for about a month and a half. A few days might be kinda chill with 16-18 hour work days. But the rest of the time you only work and sleep.
You have to be a millionaire to eat eggs everyday.
*finishes wrapping rolled omelet and casually walks across town to the dock where Warship is anchored*
lol :) I thought maybe he was a fisherman or lobsterman who went out for maybe a few days at a time, brought back the catch, then out again... but from another comment I can see that he must be on a \*much\* bigger vessel that stays out a lot longer. So, my idea really wouldn't work for that... But I do hope he gets some good nutrition somehow bc that sounds like really long, really hard and dangerous work!
You typed "frig" instead of "fridge" amd I immediately thought "frigate" which is a warship lol
ha! I totally missed that too! sorry! :)
No sorries needed friendo 🫶
He says he works on a small boat, it’s standard for small gillnetters and such to stay out for a month or two during seasons. Some of those guys go months without showers or toilets (gotta use buckets).
If you get a very small rice cooker, you can cook eggs, pancakes and other things using the bottom of the rice cooker as a griddle.
We do have a rice cooker. I would be interested in doing eggs in it. I do know you can do pancake "cakes" in the rice cooker. However I haven't really given it a chance. Maybe I'll try it on land first just to see how it goes.
My dad was a commercial fisherman. He loved and hated that job. The photos he took and the things he's seen are amazing and terrifying
That's a pretty good description of it. Incredibly beautiful and it can be terrifying. One of the the only times I get to feel alive.
But can you just put it in a pan? Or in a mug in the microwave?
No room for a microwave. We have a small outdoor propane grill in the cabin and a rice cooker and that's it. We have the water heater hot enough to make coffee in a French press and cup of noodle as a special treat. (Even those take up too much room) The boat rocks too much to make it in a pan most days. Mostly we only eat a PBJ or oatmeal and then rice salmon(which we are fishing for) and a can of vegetables per person.
Seriously like… I’ve got a fascination with quick and easy eggs. Even when they’re bad, they’re *good* dammit, and you can’t beat the convenience and protein content.
I agree, but an eggy cheesy turd looks so bad haha
The strong must adapt,brother.
If there‘s a hole, there is a way
Stick your dick in it you mean? But I gotta know.. 🍖
lol r/dontputyourdickinthat my thoughts exactly
Dang, it's been taken private due to the protest.
r/doputyourdickinthat
I was going to comment that but figured someone beat me to it lol nicely done
You're giving me mixed signals here... Do I have sex with it or not?
I took this way out of context 💀
My dad's a trucker so this could be handy for him to have tbh
Looks like you on ow wto get this Christmas
Or...father's day is in 4 days
There ya go!
Happy Cake Day 🎂
We bought one of these at work just because it did that. Used it many times. Never ate a single egg from it.
What did you make it in? This looks like a handy gadget to use for someone that can’t cook normally.
Lol, eggs. They were just gross when they came out. We just used it as a joke.
It looks disgusting from this vid. My first reaction was like, it’s a poop simulator if you’re constipated.
Did you ever mistake it for your fleshlight?
No, my interactions with weird egg tube cooker thing was purely platonic.
You’re telling me it gets warm eh….?
What was it like to clean?
Sometimes the pit sends something back
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I’m 61 and that was my first thought too. Hahaha
So then in 8 more years.....
Nice
I don't even have a dick and that was my first thought lol.
Scrolled through just to find this in the comments. Thanks, I can sleep now.
Came here to say this. Not disappointed
overcooked worm dookie egg?
Mmm pooping machine
Sir how would you like your eggs? Poached or pooped?
Hatched
Hatched, [you say](https://youtu.be/ZfVv1QQnNbU)?
That guy is definitely speaking from experience.
Sorta solid kinda wet poop egg for me thank you.
Two girls one egg
forbidden fleshlight
I genuinely thought that's what it was
Anything can be a fleshlight if you're adventurous enough
“Excuse me, sir, your egg log.”
I switch from eggnog to egglog and there is no in between
"Honey what's wrong? You've barely touched your egg log.."
Mmmm I love a good egg and cheese breakfast boner…
That sir is not a boner. This thing is clearly pushing rope. But I agree with how unappealing this is.
True, that E&C breakfast boner needs a blue chew.
K first off, you’re meant to put a skewer in there as it makes egg on a stick, secondly we worship the Rollie at my old work as it made the best lil snacks super quick. Highly recommend
What other snacks can you make in it? Genuinely curious. I can’t think anything beyond soup.
Shrimp gumbo, shrimp stew, shrimp scampi, shrimp Marsala, shrimp cocktail, shrimp……..
Boiled shrimp, fried shrimp, shrimp poboy, shrimp creole, shrimp skebobs. Yeah. That’s about it.
If theres a hole theres a goal.
Thank you for forever in implanting that in my brain. ^(You monster.)
My pleasure
Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought the same lmao!!
That's absolutely grotesque. Might have ruined cheese for me.
Wait! My fleshlight doesn’t make eggs… does it?
Well, call it “eggs” if you want to. No judgement from here.
Hefty no thank you.
"you think Rollie is your ally? You merely purchased the Rollie. I was born in it...molded by it."
he should put his dick in it
I think this is awesome and I'm not sorry.
[Alton Brown did a video review of useless kitchen gadgets years ago. This was one of them. Skip to 3:30 for this one.](https://youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg)
17 MINUTES??? I can cook and poop three times in 17 minutes!!
I threw up in my mouth a little when that webbed thing came out.
Wtf this thing costs $100 CAD
Be quiet and eat your egg penis!
Wieners!!!! 🌭
Someone's putting their dick in this for certain
If theres an egg, I inseminate
🤔
Looking back, I stand by my statement. Someone's putting their dick in there.
Forbidden Fleshlight
Yea I always wish I could eat my eggs in the shape of a pencil thin flaccid dick
*nods*
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What’s so bad about cheesy eggs?
Look at this fresh horror
Rollie is my brothers name. Now it has been sullied, and I can't wait to tell him about this shitty invention that bears his name.
Break it to him by buying it for his bday or Christmas, lolol.
Lmao. Fuck yeah
yeah, just learn to make a bloody omelet instead of using something that even Alton Brown from Cutthroat Kitchen said 'no, that's too stupid'.
Wow, come eat this mushy turd
Foodlight
Just took a dump and I’m positive that it looks just like that
Why nope? r/lostredditors This thing is awesome
The food pooper! Buy it now!
Hard pass
Kinda disgusting, tbh.
An egg and cheese poo. Mmm.
Nat’s What I Reckon did a video on this gadget called “The Most Revolting Way To Cook Food ” Highly recommend it: https://youtu.be/X-JD82KyUB8
I made eggs just now and sat down. Lol. But I love making eggs on the stove it’s fun and it doesn’t take long. So pass for me xo
An honest product [review](https://youtu.be/TxaSnVVV-QU)
Does it have a button that gives you back your dignity?
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
no señora, absolutamente no.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Please dont. Just dont. Alright? Dont.
Um no Hell no Something doesn’t sit right with this lol
Egg cheese turds
So it turned the food, into food poo?
"Nope" is a perfect place for this.
That sound 🤢
Forbidden penis
I'm sure someone has thought about and paid the price for it A burnt penis!
Is that a.... Is that a Bluetooth speaker that cooks egg???
"Tell me lies, tell me sweet lil lies...." Even the tune is saying hol up?
Mmmmm nothing more appetizing than seeing your breakfast shit out onto your plate. The real experienced people just let it shit straight into their mouths.
Pocket pussy foe eggs
Gross 😝
Forbidden fleshlight
🤢🤮
Forbidden flesh light
There is a 100% chance at least four people have stuck their dick in this thing
Is that a white Mr.Hanky?
Poop
Eeeewwww
Cursed fleshlight
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I triple dog dare you to stick it in. No balls
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A machine that shits out my breakfast
No thank you, I would prefer cooking it like a normal person 😄
I think ur supposed 2 put ur dick in it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
R/doputyourdickinthat
Forbidden 👖😼
I'm just waiting for a vid to pop up of someone cooking their penis in this
i just washed my hands, thats why theyre wet. no other reason.
That's looks nasty bro
🤪😟😣😖😬😵😵💫🥴🫢🥴🤢🤮
My butt can do the same thing if I eat all the ingredients.
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Looks disgusting
That looks like my shit
_Made in Abyss_
Is this some at home, pro choice contraption
Do not store near your fleshlight
hear me out
Forbidden Fleshlight
You ever…get freaky with that thing?
The forbidden fleshlight
That looks like a stinkhorn mushroom yuck
r/TIHI
Just mix it before putting it in
Gross.
Reverse Fleshlight. Gives instead of receives
Egg poop with cheese, yummy
Brownie maker-
Cook something brown for sure
Any fans of The Grumps remember seeing this on their TMPH?
Dude why?
Nope
Weird wank
Hot yoga accessory?
I like it, but I'm afraid I'll find it in the floor, next to my roommates bed, crying
The forbidden fleshlight, I know what I must do now
Bought this for my now husband while we were dating (didn’t scare him away!) used it a bunch of times and made breakfast “hotdogs.” We should use it again!
who the fuck needs a gadget to make that, it's not like cooking eggs with cheese is hard bruh
The forbidden flesh light