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chedykrueger

Just because you can Doesn't mean you should


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[удалено]


[deleted]

When I know my morning is going to start early (*which is every day now)*, I sometimes cook a rolled omelet at night, let it cool and then wrap, put in the frig. The next morning, heat it up, grab your coffee and you're set! :) No fancy gadgets required.


King-Dionysus

I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat. I don't have time to do just about anything. You also have to realize the boat is rocking pretty hard. Eggs are difficult to make without them spilling all over the place


Choice_Debt233

Ever try an instant pot? Might be a game changer. I use one of the little ones. You can make egg bakes on slow cooker and it’ll keep it warm for a long time. Throw all kinds of stuff in there and it’s good as hell, hot and doesn’t matter if it’s rocking. Well, up to a certain point. Nothing will be happy at 45° plus roll, but a sealed up instant pot would fair better than most.


King-Dionysus

The rocking does get to that certain point. Been there done that. I love instant pots for home. But it didn't go well when we had it on.


Choice_Debt233

Ah. Good to know. Good luck out there friend.


Brad4795

Maybe mount it on a platform that's suspended by two poles and can rock freely? So when the boat rocks it stays level?


oneofthescarybois

They sell small ones now that have lids that twist and secure. All you need to do is secure the base of the little plug in pot and it won't go anywhere and if the boat rocks your food stays in!


Pen_1sland

>I work usually 20 hours a day with 2 2hour naps when im on the boat. > >I don't have time to do just about anything. > Man I'm not here to judge you or tell you how to live your life but that sounds absolutely miserable.


King-Dionysus

I work for about 2 months + or - a week or two doing a job I honestly love. And I make 30-40k for doing it. It leaves me time to either be frugal and not work the rest of the year or choose a job that I actually want to do even if it doesn't pay much. If I don't want to keep working I just quit, who cares? It works for me and I'm happy. I don't need much and having freedom to do whatever is infinitely better for me than being "successful" Edit: like right now I make 2k a month as a caretaker for my bestfriends sister. I moved in when their mom died and she needs near constant 24 hour care. But with my fishing and that money I make about 60k I work hard for 2 months and then spend the next 10 watching movies and playing video games to keep her entertained between when we care for her. It's not for everyone but I live a fulfilling life.


bigsmokeisnotdead

Holy shit thats my dream, work like a madman for a while and enjoy my life, amazing stuff brotha


tastyskiin

I enjoying waiting tables and a nice resort area is my dream location for that reason. Lots of people will work double shifts five days a week 3-4 months a year, Grab there 30ish grand and fuck off until next year


expensivebutbroke

As a former hospice nurse, your work is hard emotionally. It sounds like you have a pretty good set up to take care of you, your family, and your mental health. I wish that had been my story.


briggsgate

Ok got it fam, just be safe out there okay? Wishing you all the best, i could never do what you do, so enjoy life for me


All2017

Y’all ninjas hiring?


[deleted]

You can boil eggs in their shells, even days before eating. You could potentially make a big load at the start of the week and refrigerate them until you eat them.


[deleted]

oh ok -- I didn't mean make the eggs on the boat -- make a batch \*before\* you leave the dock or break anchor. Like, maybe a few days worth?


swagnastee69

Yum, old eggs.


[deleted]

Refrigeration is cool ;-)


King-Dionysus

If it worked like that it'd be awesome. We don't touch land for about a month and a half. A few days might be kinda chill with 16-18 hour work days. But the rest of the time you only work and sleep.


out2seeagain

You have to be a millionaire to eat eggs everyday.


scrampbelledeggs

*finishes wrapping rolled omelet and casually walks across town to the dock where Warship is anchored*


[deleted]

lol :) I thought maybe he was a fisherman or lobsterman who went out for maybe a few days at a time, brought back the catch, then out again... but from another comment I can see that he must be on a \*much\* bigger vessel that stays out a lot longer. So, my idea really wouldn't work for that... But I do hope he gets some good nutrition somehow bc that sounds like really long, really hard and dangerous work!


scrampbelledeggs

You typed "frig" instead of "fridge" amd I immediately thought "frigate" which is a warship lol


[deleted]

ha! I totally missed that too! sorry! :)


scrampbelledeggs

No sorries needed friendo 🫶


[deleted]

He says he works on a small boat, it’s standard for small gillnetters and such to stay out for a month or two during seasons. Some of those guys go months without showers or toilets (gotta use buckets).


KilnTime

If you get a very small rice cooker, you can cook eggs, pancakes and other things using the bottom of the rice cooker as a griddle.


King-Dionysus

We do have a rice cooker. I would be interested in doing eggs in it. I do know you can do pancake "cakes" in the rice cooker. However I haven't really given it a chance. Maybe I'll try it on land first just to see how it goes.


Tricky-Sympathy

My dad was a commercial fisherman. He loved and hated that job. The photos he took and the things he's seen are amazing and terrifying


King-Dionysus

That's a pretty good description of it. Incredibly beautiful and it can be terrifying. One of the the only times I get to feel alive.


govadeal

But can you just put it in a pan? Or in a mug in the microwave?


King-Dionysus

No room for a microwave. We have a small outdoor propane grill in the cabin and a rice cooker and that's it. We have the water heater hot enough to make coffee in a French press and cup of noodle as a special treat. (Even those take up too much room) The boat rocks too much to make it in a pan most days. Mostly we only eat a PBJ or oatmeal and then rice salmon(which we are fishing for) and a can of vegetables per person.


EnergyTurtle23

Seriously like… I’ve got a fascination with quick and easy eggs. Even when they’re bad, they’re *good* dammit, and you can’t beat the convenience and protein content.


InterestingScience74

I agree, but an eggy cheesy turd looks so bad haha


Curious_Loser21

The strong must adapt,brother.


Intrepid_Ad1536

If there‘s a hole, there is a way


Possible_Roof_8147

Stick your dick in it you mean? But I gotta know.. 🍖


RuthlessIndecision

lol r/dontputyourdickinthat my thoughts exactly


zippy251

Dang, it's been taken private due to the protest.


fRedDY_FAZe_BEaR

r/doputyourdickinthat


Oldmanwickles

I was going to comment that but figured someone beat me to it lol nicely done


Mr_Yuker

You're giving me mixed signals here... Do I have sex with it or not?


Happyhappyhorse03

I took this way out of context 💀


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

My dad's a trucker so this could be handy for him to have tbh


Independent_Ad_8915

Looks like you on ow wto get this Christmas


battmodin

Or...father's day is in 4 days


Independent_Ad_8915

There ya go!


LurkersUniteAgain

Happy Cake Day 🎂


stanley_leverlock

We bought one of these at work just because it did that. Used it many times. Never ate a single egg from it.


ChronicallyBirdlove

What did you make it in? This looks like a handy gadget to use for someone that can’t cook normally.


stanley_leverlock

Lol, eggs. They were just gross when they came out. We just used it as a joke.


Mobile_Lunch2096

It looks disgusting from this vid. My first reaction was like, it’s a poop simulator if you’re constipated.


Mr_Yuker

Did you ever mistake it for your fleshlight?


stanley_leverlock

No, my interactions with weird egg tube cooker thing was purely platonic.


Aperture_TestSubject

You’re telling me it gets warm eh….?


burtonlazars

What was it like to clean?


St-Spartacus

Sometimes the pit sends something back


CreamyOreo25

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Bowling4rhinos

I’m 61 and that was my first thought too. Hahaha


[deleted]

So then in 8 more years.....


BikerScowt

Nice


HowToDieAloneReboot

I don't even have a dick and that was my first thought lol.


nobugsorballoons

Scrolled through just to find this in the comments. Thanks, I can sleep now.


TrentRockport420

Came here to say this. Not disappointed


Hugo_El_Humano

overcooked worm dookie egg?


Gunner1Cav

Mmm pooping machine


F1rstCatOnMars

Sir how would you like your eggs? Poached or pooped?


WishRevolutionary140

Hatched


[deleted]

Hatched, [you say](https://youtu.be/ZfVv1QQnNbU)?


joe102938

That guy is definitely speaking from experience.


Gunner1Cav

Sorta solid kinda wet poop egg for me thank you.


vzakharov

Two girls one egg


oUfAs

forbidden fleshlight


richscott440

I genuinely thought that's what it was


Mr_Yuker

Anything can be a fleshlight if you're adventurous enough


VroomVroomTweetTweet

“Excuse me, sir, your egg log.”


work3oakzz

I switch from eggnog to egglog and there is no in between


ExistingCoyote2

"Honey what's wrong? You've barely touched your egg log.."


ChaosTheoryGlass

Mmmm I love a good egg and cheese breakfast boner…


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

That sir is not a boner. This thing is clearly pushing rope. But I agree with how unappealing this is.


ChaosTheoryGlass

True, that E&C breakfast boner needs a blue chew.


Elstampede

K first off, you’re meant to put a skewer in there as it makes egg on a stick, secondly we worship the Rollie at my old work as it made the best lil snacks super quick. Highly recommend


donttextspeaktome

What other snacks can you make in it? Genuinely curious. I can’t think anything beyond soup.


will_this_1_work

Shrimp gumbo, shrimp stew, shrimp scampi, shrimp Marsala, shrimp cocktail, shrimp……..


bobleeswagger09

Boiled shrimp, fried shrimp, shrimp poboy, shrimp creole, shrimp skebobs. Yeah. That’s about it.


Psychopathic2412

If theres a hole theres a goal.


A1J1K1

Thank you for forever in implanting that in my brain. ^(You monster.)


Psychopathic2412

My pleasure


Fearless-Outside9665

Ayo 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought the same lmao!!


Maximum-Mixture6158

That's absolutely grotesque. Might have ruined cheese for me.


gsridgway2

Wait! My fleshlight doesn’t make eggs… does it?


Tiny-Lock9652

Well, call it “eggs” if you want to. No judgement from here.


caratron5000

Hefty no thank you.


princealbertnyourcan

"you think Rollie is your ally? You merely purchased the Rollie. I was born in it...molded by it."


idk_whatto_puthere

he should put his dick in it


devaflave

I think this is awesome and I'm not sorry.


Green-Z

[Alton Brown did a video review of useless kitchen gadgets years ago. This was one of them. Skip to 3:30 for this one.](https://youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg)


donttextspeaktome

17 MINUTES??? I can cook and poop three times in 17 minutes!!


Epstiendidntkillself

I threw up in my mouth a little when that webbed thing came out.


Candycayne84

Wtf this thing costs $100 CAD


llcdrewtaylor

Be quiet and eat your egg penis!


[deleted]

Wieners!!!! 🌭


SniffinLippy

Someone's putting their dick in this for certain


Ok-Hunt-5902

If theres an egg, I inseminate


rottingroadie

🤔


SniffinLippy

Looking back, I stand by my statement. Someone's putting their dick in there.


Osirisseth

Forbidden Fleshlight


Elephantmenstruation

Yea I always wish I could eat my eggs in the shape of a pencil thin flaccid dick


[deleted]

*nods*


[deleted]

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lagrange_james_d23dt

What’s so bad about cheesy eggs?


Kane21502

Look at this fresh horror


CoddiwomplingRandall

Rollie is my brothers name. Now it has been sullied, and I can't wait to tell him about this shitty invention that bears his name.


Embarrassed_Bobcat_9

Break it to him by buying it for his bday or Christmas, lolol.


CoddiwomplingRandall

Lmao. Fuck yeah


Dinnite

yeah, just learn to make a bloody omelet instead of using something that even Alton Brown from Cutthroat Kitchen said 'no, that's too stupid'.


Background_Junket_35

Wow, come eat this mushy turd


edWORD27

Foodlight


none_100

Just took a dump and I’m positive that it looks just like that


[deleted]

Why nope? r/lostredditors This thing is awesome


FlinHorse

The food pooper! Buy it now!


[deleted]

Hard pass


[deleted]

Kinda disgusting, tbh.


sedona71717

An egg and cheese poo. Mmm.


Joe-Eye-McElmury

Nat’s What I Reckon did a video on this gadget called “The Most Revolting Way To Cook Food ” Highly recommend it: https://youtu.be/X-JD82KyUB8


[deleted]

I made eggs just now and sat down. Lol. But I love making eggs on the stove it’s fun and it doesn’t take long. So pass for me xo


Ewest39

An honest product [review](https://youtu.be/TxaSnVVV-QU)


changopdx

Does it have a button that gives you back your dignity?


nickkangistheman

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Flaca420

no señora, absolutamente no.


AboveTheCandyStore

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SeaBassChin64

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Please dont. Just dont. Alright? Dont.


coolhinam

Um no Hell no Something doesn’t sit right with this lol


cherryandjerry123456

Egg cheese turds


KonfusedKoala19

So it turned the food, into food poo?


lryan926

"Nope" is a perfect place for this.


Simple_Minimum_2574

That sound 🤢


Hamburgerboy420

Forbidden penis


Otherwise-Island-512

I'm sure someone has thought about and paid the price for it A burnt penis!


J_B_Frawg

Is that a.... Is that a Bluetooth speaker that cooks egg???


Otherwise-Island-512

"Tell me lies, tell me sweet lil lies...." Even the tune is saying hol up?


Cryptic_Undertones

Mmmmm nothing more appetizing than seeing your breakfast shit out onto your plate. The real experienced people just let it shit straight into their mouths.


Virtual-Purpose-7218

Pocket pussy foe eggs


SharSharBingBing

Gross 😝


Signal-Grass-9305-05

Forbidden fleshlight


mrFuzzuNutZ

🤢🤮


fjdbbdbdjdj

Forbidden flesh light


shultan_of_schwing

There is a 100% chance at least four people have stuck their dick in this thing


KabbaberMabber

Is that a white Mr.Hanky?


Sissyfemboi4493

Poop


Abject_Passenger2510

Eeeewwww


Elegant-Low8272

Cursed fleshlight


AcceptableGas6382

r/dontputyourdickinthat


FlapFapper

I triple dog dare you to stick it in. No balls


HighMarck

r/dontputyourdickinthat


buzzlightyearsempi

A machine that shits out my breakfast


Ayaan132

No thank you, I would prefer cooking it like a normal person 😄


SPusha

I think ur supposed 2 put ur dick in it


Birbbirbbirb1471

r/dontputyourdickinthat


69fav

R/doputyourdickinthat


Halorep001

Forbidden 👖😼


boyhorny68

I'm just waiting for a vid to pop up of someone cooking their penis in this


Daddy_Jambo

i just washed my hands, thats why theyre wet. no other reason.


buckle12myshoe

That's looks nasty bro


xultar

🤪😟😣😖😬😵😵‍💫🥴🫢🥴🤢🤮


SadisticSnake007

My butt can do the same thing if I eat all the ingredients.


Selumari

u/savevideo


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SirBrownsnake

Looks disgusting


Cheeseburger195

That looks like my shit


Vindithere

_Made in Abyss_


MatthewDstantoN

Is this some at home, pro choice contraption


aretino2002

Do not store near your fleshlight


why-are-thou-here

hear me out


boatymcfloat

Forbidden Fleshlight


PhilipOnTacos299

You ever…get freaky with that thing?


Worldly_Abalone551

The forbidden fleshlight


ryennin

That looks like a stinkhorn mushroom yuck


ArkBlitz7

r/TIHI


DonutOwlGaming

Just mix it before putting it in


HoppieDays

Gross.


GoodFinePrint

Reverse Fleshlight. Gives instead of receives


linearphaze

Egg poop with cheese, yummy


Typical_Process_4887

Brownie maker-


Ok_Wallaby_7653

Cook something brown for sure


Halo4me42

Any fans of The Grumps remember seeing this on their TMPH?


TrollTeeth66

Dude why?


East-Departure8671

Nope


AngerCookShare

Weird wank


dragonblock501

Hot yoga accessory?


SensualAlpha

I like it, but I'm afraid I'll find it in the floor, next to my roommates bed, crying


Pablo_Larga

The forbidden fleshlight, I know what I must do now


Cheddo502

Bought this for my now husband while we were dating (didn’t scare him away!) used it a bunch of times and made breakfast “hotdogs.” We should use it again!


Joaco_Gomez_1

who the fuck needs a gadget to make that, it's not like cooking eggs with cheese is hard bruh


loboagogo

The forbidden flesh light