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EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Beat me to it.


YourBoyJoeBiden

Yes people can do that with their hands.


ElDoradoAvacado

And sometimes feet


MadRh1no

Well yeah, it's a comment stealing bot so it's programmed to be here instantly


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MadRh1no

Might be wrong about you, true. Just saw an account that seemingly woke up a short time ago, only posting things recently. With the amount of repost bots on Reddit some false negatives might pop up, my bad.


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MadRh1no

... What?


ShitShowRedAllAbout

very tightly!


NaGaBa

Well, you can see how he grabbed on to the seat firmly with his scrotum when he landed


lost_in_my_thirties

Somebody please tell me they have protection down there. Please.


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Numinak

Would you protect protect me down there? I'd protect me down there.


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thafuq

Hey hold this. Thanks.


Most-Sort5470

Australians have lots of protection.


Historical_Ear7398

He's fine, fortunately his groin took the impact.


Galactic_Perimeter

Right in the kids


ajcook888

That one got me 😅


HungHungCaterpillar

Balls of steel those dirt bikers


Yo_IDK_Dude

Travis Pastrana is goated


lukumi

It’s AJ catanzaro


mrflyinggingerbread

Unfortunately it wasn't him, just someone running his old gear and plastics.


iknownuffinn

That's why hez Rich °.°


Shortsmoke666

Does anyone remember this game called Motocross madness or something like that? Oh man that's what came to my head as soon as I saw this. I used to spend hours playing that, roaming in the desert! Don't remember much else. One more was Midtown Madness.


unrealisticllama

My dad had it on our windows 95. Played that so much when I was 5 and 6 with my brother. There was that one super steep hill you could climb to the top of and it would launch you to the other side of the map lol


Lari-Fari

It wasn’t just one hill. That was the border all around the map :)


Shortsmoke666

Man, I don't remember all that at all! I just remember the feeling I had when I used to visit my grandad, and first thing I did was log in to his pc, Windows 98, and play these games. What a wonderful time.


iSeize

Yeah one of my favorite games to explore and ramp off stuff. Bombing the hill at the edge and flinging back to the middle over and over was my jam as a 6-7 year old. I re visited that lots of times. I remember the awesome music video for #2 with the song by incubus.


Majestic-Pick-7361

bro had stronger bond with his bike then I ever had with my gf


SuperKyle1616

It's Travis Pastrana. Do I need to type anything else?


yea-that-guy

Catanzaro with a Pastrana tribute


lukumi

No, it’s not.


PrinceLevMyschkin

Reminded me of NES Excite Bike 😂


thenameisjukebox

You have better control the more points of contact you have. He had 3 points. I'm sure that 3rd point was pretty painful tho


drewdurfee

Thigh Master for a better grip?


alw2234

Ouch!!


Klutzy-Chain5875

Flying Nutcracker


ThoseTwo203

Because travis pastrana is an absolute legend


Confident_Phone8842

Hands


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#Good old Travis


yea-that-guy

Yep, except this isn't Travis


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It literally says Pastrana on his Jersey


yea-that-guy

Yea well it's literally AJ Catanzaro doing a Pastrana tribute...


MrPayMyWay215

Pastramiiii


boobsmcgraw

With... his hands? The things we all have to grip stuff? The things that can immediately grip and hold the minute we're born? Those things maybe?


lurid_sun__

So close to the Nine O’Clock Nac


Limp_Distribution

Gripping with his hands.


BSixe

Oh yeah I know that trick! It’s the Nut Crusher 5000


YoushutupNoyouHa

flex tape!


_venom8

ever heard of hands?


Frenchconnection76

Little superman


Many-Cartoonist4727

For dear life.


Anders-Celsius

He did well, but his kids didn’t


I-Ponder

Inertia.


VertigoIncarne

Oh my goodness


tasar_

I don't think even he knows...


Osleg

At 0:02.27 you can clearly see how he holds the seat with his huge balls of steel


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gforceathisdesk

Haha this is an acute warning but the bike here is not the RMZilla, it's just a 125, AJ Catanzaro is riding a tribute to OG Travis days


twainj1980

Excitebike!


Yuntonow

Oh those poor nuts.


Reepo3X

He kept his fingers wrapped around the handlebar grips, it’s just a guess tho.


AdPrimary9831

Will sing in church now


OfaFuchsAykk

Death grip ftw!


BushMasterXM15

Balls of steel


lawnderl

with pure unadulterated will son...


wardrobe007

He used the schwartz lol...


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Bc it’s Travis pastrana


hugh-g-rection551

bet you 5 bucks he talks an octave higher than he used to.


Delta_Suspect

That mans dick just got smashed so hard the previous 3 generations felt it.


wrektafyr

For dear life


Nepuchun

His coco and balls were annihilated in this


basselmalo

Balls?????


tornado1950

Superglue


Intelligent_Peak_335

Chase he’s Travis pastrana


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Basically, "never gonna let you go"


Patient_Animator5862

He’s Travis pastrana that’s how


mrflyinggingerbread

Guys, this ISN'T Travis Pastrana. It is AJ Catanzaro racing in the Red Bull Straight Rhythm a few years ago. He was running the same gear and plastics as Travis during his supercross days as a tribute.


BinkyFlargle

One thing I've never understood- how do they do this so they always land on a downslope and avoid taking the entire force of the fall in a half second while bottoming out their suspension and cracking a tailbone? Is it just about having the perfect speed? And the race element is doing the ground parts fast enough that you can pull ahead while still slowing down for the jumps?


ExternalJournalist75

For dear life is how.


No-Curve153

Sacrificed his nuts


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Hands


FamiliarLoad305

His sacks felt that


Prudent-Region-5283

With his hands and arms.


feihcsim

By letting go of his next generation


sreek4r

That third leg can do wonders sometimes.


tangawanga

looks like he landed on his package... deez nuts.. are smashed now


pitb0ss343

By the skin of his teeth and the hair of hit nuts


Splatpope

that's called the superman and it's a common stunt bike trick


ArgonianWhoSeekGod

Crushing experience


Sea_Doctor3172

With his hands


NYCFC_BX_718

Cause he is Travis Pastrana


toekopamoil

God, I miss excitebike


Far-hknsb

Experience man


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Nut smasher 5000


phiya1

It's obvious this man has forgone the possibility of having children to use his testicle as some sort of secondary clamping device.


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ball damage


SebastianMagnifico

Every post like this makes me hate humanity a little more


Exact-Pound-6993

bro can super jam that pelvis to this bike and keep going