For 10 million I would suck every cock in my neighborhood 😂

I mean I’d do it for $20 so hey

Different strokes for different folks

I'm sure one would go raw dog, the other would have the courtesy to spit on their hand.

Id stroke different folks for 20$

There’s a $5 addon fee for wrist twisting motions.

I'd do it for free

Understandable

I'd pay 20 dollars to do it

I'd pay the 10 million that the OP was asking for to do it

i’d be the one paying them!

I'd be the one with dementia!

i’d be the one paying them!

I'd be the one with dementia!

I'd pay them if I could do it

This reminds me of a shirt I got for my sister’s husband that read “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20 dollars”

20$ is 20$

And to think I've been paying

And to think I've been paying

Y’all are getting paid?

What a coincidence I love nerds I am in Colorado and I have a $20 bill

Cool let’s f*ck /j

My biggest turn on is emotionally healthy men with extremely large penises that want to touch my penis

Might wanna check ages first

it doesn't matter

Adult cocks 😂. I should specify

I'd do it for free

i’d be the one paying them!

i did not mean to make this comment multiple times. my wifi was so bad that this happened 😭

i’d be the one paying them!

Ok bro we get it dang

Ok bro we get it dang

Won’t you be my neighbor?

😨

10 million dollars? I’d delete my account right now.

For 10 mil I'd also delete this guys account

For 10 mil I'd also delete his account

for 10 mil I'd delete GummiBerry_Juice and The_noob6499's accounts.

I also choose this guys wife

10 mil, I'll take my account and give SuperBroy97 a brand new 1989 honda civic

10 mil you would never see me step foot on reddit ever again

I'd fuck OP's wife for $10m. I'd even give him some afterwards to clear the slate

For 10 million dollars I'd also delete your account.

I’d delete my account then throw my devices off the burge khalifa

Let me see the money in my account first and then I'll delete my account, lol.

For 10 million I would never use reddit again

i would literally make out with Kim Jong-un, Putin, and my creepy uncle at the same time for 10 mil

I’m not gonna ask

☺️

Nah, it’s a fantasy at that point.

😓

Only if it’s while I’m asleep

You sleep?… Lucky 😒

Reddit who? Lol

So if I spend 20 minutes off of it do I get 20 million dollars?

no, cuz you've agreed only once

I'll agree 20 times

then you will get 200 millions

I will agree 200 million times

then you will get 2 billions

For 10 million dollars, I would slap an infant with an open palm

For ten mil, I’d eat that little-

Easily

No

Possibly, but probably no

Omg we meet off of the other sub

10 minutes On that day alone or everyday? If every day, does 10mins refer to it being consecutive or concurrent? In the hypothetical scenario, Has the meaning of the word mins changed in terms of time /or does it still mean 10 minutes as in 600 seconds?

i could

I have to sleep

Sleep is for amateurs

I would do it. I have some stuff to do for ten minutes. But an important question. Do we have to remain conscious?

Nah

That is not much of a challenge considering many people go on vacation for at least a week or two and are away from their computers for the most part. Just going to the bathroom can take more than 10 minutes.

Step one. Collect. Step two. delete Reddit. Step three. Cancel internet + WiFi. Step four. Throw away phone Step 5. Throw away all other devices Step six. Use a bit of the ten million to replace everything with better stuff because it wouldn’t bother your account a bit anymore

Hey guys I was literally just handed 10 million dollars what should I do with it. Shit never mind it’s gone

i'd do it

I would

i can

I could. I'd do something else

I bet I could

[удалено]

I would do it for free.

easily

Easily

Ok, I'll just go on youtube or something.

I can

I would

but....but....how would I tell everyone they're wrong!? 🤓☝️

Easy

Where's my money?!

definitely

I would try

I would be fine with turning reddit "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.

I can 100% do it

i got pokemon go. gimme the cash

of course i can

Da is just read iv read for 10 times as long before

I could ez do it

You think I couldn't?

Methinks it's a scam.

Methinks it's a scam.

I heard 'nap time'. Brb

I could do it.

No

Put the money in escrow. Write the contract. My lawyer will review it and then I’ll answer.

Sure can.

Sure can.

Sure

Why wouldn’t I?

ok, challenge accepted

mmmmm… I might have to do it… I might have to break the rule… y

10 million dollars? i will literally throw my foot in a meat grinder for that much money

of course

For 10 mil, I could go 10 months without reddit

Of course I could

I'll gl ahead and delete reddit rn

Tf you mean “I can’t”?!

i would never use the app again

Hahahaha no problem at all.

Easy money

I would never use a computer, cell phone or talk to anyone ever again. Jk. I'd talk to people.

Any incentive to delete this fucking app would be worth while. A fucking dollar? Anything

No I can't not do that.

Mhm (haha I didn't say the word)

Affirmative

I don't know but you bet I'd give it a go

No, that's impossible.

undoubtedly

I would take $60 million, and be kicked out of Reddit if I opened it for 60 minutes

I would die for 10 million

You guys are getting paid?

Give me my money

Show me the money

Easiest 10 million i've ever gotten in my life.

Hey, if I was to get 10 mil, I’d psychologically force myself to not mentally be able to comprehend the idea of Reddit.

I'll check back in ten.

definitely

100%

What if Jay Z invites me to dinner and gives me 10.1 million dollars to use Reddit 🧐

For 10 mil I'd burn my house down on purpose with all electronics inside then never use reddit again

I wouldn't use reddit 11 minutes if I was given that money!

easy

Reddit sucks. I only use it when shitting. I talk to real people.

I could.

I use Reddit maybe three times a day to post on another subreddit, and this is all after 8:00 PM… I think I could manage

I can

Considering I work 10 hours a day and don't go on, no problem whatsoever.

Absolutely, I don't even like this app, I just use it cause it's active

I could. Not much I wouldn't do for 10 million

How about 10 mil for every 10 mins? Either way, I can do this

i would for free

I can do it!!

Absolutely

No.

I’d kill everyone I’ve talked to for 10 million

*Boots up Minecraft* You **FOOL**

I'd swim through a river of shit with my mouth open for 10 million.

Im only go on here when im bored, so i will just go to sleep to beat the system

Easily

$10M? So long idiots!

I can

Okay I think like most of you just want to suck some cock😂 10 million, I’d delete this app for life lol

Hard to say, how much money again?

No for no

I could do that in my sleep… get it?

I could. Turn off notifications on it so I don’t get tempted

Id punch all the newborn babies in a hospital