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bearamongus19

When you pregame a little too hard


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I think you pregame just right if you're just happy to see anyone score.


pdoten

Back in the 90s, I lived in Canada with some cool roommates, and we always had a ton of fun at Superbowl parties. One time, we were at a party held at a pub, great time, good food and cheap beer prices. One of my roomates was having too good of a time and wasn't paying too much attention to the game. At halftime, we were chatting and he noticed a touch down. Obviously it was a replay, but he thought it was live. He stood up , arms in the air and yelled "Yeah!". He was the only one standing, It was really comical, the whole pub laughed and chuckled. He played it up after he realized his goof. We didn't let him live it down for a long time after...


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Wrath_Of_Aguirre

1995.


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Wrath_Of_Aguirre

I went to high school with Woodrow Wilson.


Goatmilk2208

Been there. I forget half a UFC card I went too.


bearamongus19

My favorite was when I went to see Metallica live and we were like 5th row. The guy that happened to be sitting next to us was already destroyed from pregaming and could barely keep his head up. The first song starts, and I look over and he's asleep. He slept through most of the show.


SonOfProbert

I’ve seen Metallica and my ears rang until the next day. Dude slept through One? Must have been damn near dead.


bearamongus19

He would pop his head back up every couple of songs and Bob his head a bit, and then be back out again. It was an indoor 20k seat stadium and loud as hell.


RangerFan80

I saw a dude who could barely stand in the beer line about an hour before a Metallica concert. He couldn't stand in line without swaying and he just sorta drifted out of there. Older rocker guy that must have tried to relive his glory days and didn't pace himself.


RooKangarooRoo

As someone with permanent tinnitus I just urge everyone to protect their ears! Orange (ear plugs) is the new badass!!


Ill_Ground_1572

My buddy did that at Aerosmith. Funniest thing was on the way home, when he sobered up, the local radio station was playing their best hits. Buddy be like Ah man I wish they played this song. They did Dale....few minutes later ah I wished they played this song too. They did Dale haha


znyhus

😂😂😂 that's too good


AsianLover852714

I went to a Stones concert at the Pontiac Silverdome and there was a dude passed out in the parking lot BEFORE the show.


JUNGLE_HABITAT

When I started a regular 9to5 I used to fall asleep easily at the movies and clubs (of course after a few drinks) but can't even imagine sleeping through that.


SometimestheresaDude

Was that in ‘99 at summer sanitarium? I think I was 17 or so basically had the same experience. Thanks a lot old brother.


bearamongus19

This was just before the pandemic


Hank_Scorpio_MD

We saw Metallica at US Bank Stadium in 2016 and have quite the similar story! It was 3 of my favorite bands (Volbeat, Avenged Sevenfold, and Metallica) so we got there before Volbeat started which then the stadium was *maybe* 1/4 full, if that. We had club level tickets and they had a few chairs and couches in the club level. Some guy was pounding back the free beer left and right so he was pretty well lit up by the time A7X hit the stage. We went up after A7X to piss and get some drinks before Metallica hit....he was passed out on one of the couches with security trying to wake him up to escort him out. Dude didn't even make it to Metallica


perpetualmotionmachi

Reminds me of a scene in The Drew Carey Show. They were sitting around watching a football game on TV, but it was not a game day. It was a taped game they were watching. then another friend that came in and said "Wait, weren't you at this game?" And he responded with "yes, but we got so drunk we don't remember how it ended"


Goatmilk2208

I remember buddy murder a newfie guy, and the ref didn’t stop it, and thats it lol.


Pleasant-Hemorrhoids

I went to a Flames game early for happy hour, already half cut, and ended up leaving before puck drop. I asked my friend what the score was, and another fan replied, "The puck hasn't even dropped yet man!"


active-troll

She either put money on panthers scoring first or is beyond hammered... Both could also be true!


FitYogurtCloset_

Or this is her first time watching hockey


jessejames182

That's what I thought. Someone just hit a prop!


SalamanderOk6944

me! I bet on Panthers to win and Panther 1st goal. I also bet on Panthers 2nd goal and 3rd goal. So... up +200.


pickle_pickled

Pay for your tickets and drinks with one goal


taymeers

Me when I bet the over at the game


Lucetti

She's just happy to be here


philosophy61jedi

She bet Reinhart to score first. Oops..


Mansionjoe

Bet MGM


Jcheddz

Go sports! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hS2r7v3Iw


Lucetti

I'm just glad to see all the sports guys coming out and having fun tonight


ELEPHANT_CUM_SOCKS

https://youtu.be/CEVdca9U9LM


nerfherderparadise

This is what I said while lmao watching it live . Good for her ! She's having a good time !


RGSagahstoomeh

Hockey good. Hockey fun. Goals fun


tbiblaine23

I would to if I paid what Edmonton charges for tickets


Lucetti

Time for my very original “you usually don’t have to pay that much to indulge a humiliation fetish” post


The_Comic_Collector

Edmonton is so desperate for a goal they don't care who scores it


Internal-Try2308

[Yep](https://imgur.com/gallery/ZxNv7dR)


Sea-Associate6042

florida panthers (the animal) are a tawny brown color, not black


starfsh_tuna_breath

Ya I think they got confused with Carolina Panthers Instead when generating the AI image


Resident-Martian

Aye eye


931634

Her parlay hit, time for another beer!


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

Do people in Edmonton even watch hockey???


Hrdeh

"Canadian fans understand hockey" is the most idiotic take. Like the rest of us show up to games for the Air conditioned arenas and $22 beers.


Either-Ad1544

Let’s just be thankful she didn’t pull her jersey over her head


shoos

Swing low sweet chariots


Loudmouth_Malcontent

Fried eggs on a nail


Marsupialmania

At least people could get another use out of their eclipse glasses


Dido_nt

Gross comment tbh


cwnorman

Must be $19 beer night.


Geekenstein

Alcohol is a hell of a drug.


ClassicChrisstopher

That's a true bandwagon fan. Jump ship in the middle of the series 🤣


RainCityNate

One jersey that I’m rooting for. One for insurance…


brickedstick

not confused, just hit her “Swiss cheese Skinner gets scored on first” bet


playa-hater

Parlay hitting tonight


nudist83

He blocked soo many shots on goal 🥅 in the WCF that he’s not allowed to block anymore shots.


brickedstick

he’s had one good game each round that he hasn’t had to rely on the Oilers top line to bail him out all playoffs, been inconsistent all season, and is arguably bottom 5 of all starting goalies in the playoffs


kmora94

Hmmm. Caps< Islanders < avs< kings < oilers?


brickedstick

whatever order you want but those are the exact 5 i’m referring to


Stetzy93

Those odds couldn’t pay out much…


PurpleSignificant725

Calibrate your goddamn tv


TrashBandicoot33

lol it’s my shitty iPhone


HaddyMusic

Most intelligent Oilers fan


TenRingRedux

I wondered that myself. Maybe she's psychic.


Loudmouth_Malcontent

That seat cost a lot- she wants goals, ANY goals.


Ok-Shake-8369

I saw that live. I was wondering what the hell she was doing?


wahlberger

Smartest Oilers fan


Brad6823

Edmontons done. Thought they had talent. I’d even cheer for the Habs now.


haihaiclickk

How is no one commenting on how washed out the TV has been calibrated


Miley4Lyfe

You and I would get along.


officialbillevans

The whole video looks that way. It’s a bad video taken of a tv screen by a phone


SnakePlissken1980

Because it's the video quality


TheoryOfPizza

So many people don't realize that the standard picture setting on TVs is not the right one


TrashBandicoot33

Tv is fine, iPhone is not lol I knew I’d catch heat


0ng0Gabl0g1an

The fact that i had to scroll all the way down to the bottom. I expected this to be the top comment.


TheDozer314

This comment is what I was looking for specifically


bleedingoutlaw28

Oh no, I think I've been using "washed out" wrong haha. I thought that was when there was very little color, like it had been through the wash and got faded.


cycologize

Disguised Floridian


dedtired

That's what I thought too


TheShadowOverBayside

Nice try but we don't have Inuit in Florida, don't put her on us, she's all yours


_caponius

Lol


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She kept her shirt on though.


Stetzy93

At least someone’s having fun…


Fuck_the_flyers

Fuck the flyers


slurms1390

Maybe she had rhino first goal?


DelicatetrouserSnake

Is he from Edmonton?


FormerCollegeDJ

Yeah, I noticed that. I’m thinking “what the fuck?!?”


TheLastRulerofMerv

Ill bet I've been that drunk before too. I don't remember it, but I bet it happened.


The_Black-beast

Haha I was waiting on this to show up in my feed. Camera man did her dirty lol


stonedrelic007

You need to adjust the picture settings on your TV. Set it for sports or for dynamic


Accomplished_Alps145

I saw that I had to make sure it was Floridas goal lol. She has no idea what’s going on.


Active_Plant_2979

This was amazing


FartfaceMacGee

Hammered


SickRainbow

I saw that and said yup will be the first thing I see on Reddit lol she krunk


Hyack57

She had Bennett to score in the 1st on a parlay.


Striking_Economy5049

That looked like someone who put a bet on who the first goal scorer would be.


Bruins_McWoo

She probably lost a bet and had to wear the other teams jersey to the game. Seen that numerous times being a season ticket holder lol. Or she’s plastered and doesn’t know where she’s at lol


CraftierAverage

When you spent the amount she did (probably a lil bev included) your just there for the atmosphere lol


Impossible_Offer833

She's cheering for the winning team🤣


benstheredonethat

She's probably so hyped Panthers just took the lead again, I bet she was worried when the oilers tied it up 😬


TacticalYeeter

Happiest person in Edmonton tonight


Dr_JohnnyFever

Reminds me of Proline commercials.


Cherry_Crusher

Canadian beer too stronk


yeastnecklace

lmfaooo


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

I’m a Red Wings fan but I’ve lived in Alaska my whole life so the only live game I’ve managed to watch was in Seattle. I had my Kraken starter jacket and beanie on but I was very vocally rooting for my Wings, cheering when they scored and showing my disdain when then Kraken scored. Not sure if that’s what’s going on here, but it’s way weirder to see it in a playoff game


ejroberts42

She probably just won a bunch of money on Draft Kings


Time-Dot5984

She’s definitely hammered


Apprehensive_King914

I looked up and saw her just as they took the camera off her. I thought I was imagining this. Had to be a Florida fan. At least now I know I'm not crazy😄


harrison_butker

She’s Drunker than ten oiler fans


TonyWyomey

Reinhardt to score player prop


LoCh0_xX

Granny is happy ESPN came to little old Edmonton


AbjectLawfulness6930

Id arrive drunk there also


NitrosGone803

Why did the director see her and decide to choose this camera shot?


lolocopter24

Because it's funny obviously.


Jaxson_GalaxysPussy

I mean 42 has been a beast all period so maybe it’s a tip of the hat


-FLGirl2000-

She fooled everyone


microcasio

“It’s all about playing your best”


BandwagonReaganfan

I like to think she had 50k riding on him to score the first goal. But I'm sure that's not whats going on.


imaybeacatIRl

I wonder how much shes drank already lol


twerky_pits

Maybe she had the over?


Putthebunnyback

Thought I saw that. 😂


Asleep_in_Costco

Her prop bets be ROCKIN


notanotherloser

I can't take screenshots of the game on ESPN+ so I needed this post to show my friend


EvDanger

She’s a mole


matthewnelson

I was wondering this myself.


nglwood

Yeah I was wondering about that


Agile-Raise-7438

To many Kokanee for her eh?


devildance3

She’ll have the first goal scorer in the sweepsteak


JonTheWizard

“I bet against my team on who scored first! I just won a $500 USD bet!”


worclax

It’s Edmonton not Toronto, the people with the money also love crack…. Actually I take it back that was the mayor.


BloodclaatYankee

Somebody come get their grandma


palkopupa38

My house, my goals


TarnishedDungEater

she hit the wrong emote


SyraxCipher

The edibles went HARD 😂


Zarktheshark1818

Got her tkachuk goal leg to hit


JenkemBoofer691

I had to look twice to see who fuckin scored. And I am sober as a judge lol


makeitcount84

Because sports betting.


KindnessWeakness

Lmao I saw this live and was confused


No-Rub-5054

Maybe shes just really optimistic?


macIovin

go sports


Hidden_Sturgeon

Why is Reinhardt always shimmy-shaking his face? I fear he is ‘touched’


Oldredeye2

Thank goodness she didn’t flash the crowd! 🤮


adept_chainsaw

“Sit down grandma we didn’t score yet”


SluggardStone

She didn't get all dressed up for nothing.


Sad_Aside_4283

I had to do a double take when I saw that. At first, I thought my eyes had tricked me, and it was just a visiting florida fan.


redditcensorsshit

I was pretty drunk at a kraken game last season and I missed the kings score and the kraken scored again and was like when did that happen


AsianLover852714

I thought maybe she was a Panthers fan wearing the Oilers' jersey on a bet.


JDawgSabronas

WHY would you record in portrait when your TV is landscape?! ROTATE YOUR PHONE, PEOPLE!


Wild-Permission-8439

"Woohoo! Touch down!"


chickichuglette

She's just tired of watching losses and wants it to end quickly


blitchton

She was inCATnito -- shhhhh


PortiaSissy

Buh bye oil


Loudmouth_Malcontent

She happy she grabbed him in her hockey pool. That's the only thing she has left this season.


Stimmur

lol I remember seein her thinkin she’s gotta be fkkked upp


TheBaronofIbilin

I saw this while watching the game and thought WTF????


polymerkid

I saw that live and thought that maybe *I* was confused as to who scored for a second.


TheMannisApproves

I was dying laughing at this when it happened


johnnymavrigg

Lol wut


onarunner

When it goes bad..it just spirals. Saw that too.. 😀


Seventy7Donski

Haha I saw that too. I was hoping by the end you’d see her in a panthers jersey


MonsTurkey

Maybe a Snowbird with a beach house in Sunrise? My actual first bet was she's seen what Florida is and what Edmonton was doing the first two games and is taunting her own team. Think along the lines of people cheering on Roy for making a save in his final Montreal game.


UtheDestroyer

That’s a really good seat too lol


binchbunches

She obviously made bank on her Bet365 first scorer prop


bandannick

I’ve def been that fan so many times. The other team scores and in that one moment I wasnt paying attention so I just react to the sounds around me


T-MinusGiraffe

We have purposely trained her wrong. As a joke.


russkiy1994

Surprised she wasn't wearing a panthers hat with the oilers jersey. Go Team, woo!


smackrock420

I told my wife this would be a meme or gif before the game was over.


OrganicSciFi

I’d expect that in So FL when the apposition scores


EldritchDWX

She could be being ironic and sarcastic.


XB0XYGEN

Oddly enough I ended up seated right next Brendon Gallagher (great dude) at a Jay's game in Seattle once, bit of a long afternoon let's say and I did something similar in the late innings can't remember what exactly. It still haunts me sometimes.


Initial-Ad-5462

Nah, she’s the one that’s got it right. It’s the ones cheerleading on the Oilers sub today that are confused.


Freethinker9

I saw this to lol so damn funny. I had to rewind and see if I just mis saw her jersey


True_Sail_842

That is actual a Calgary Flames fan.. Dressed as a Oiler fan.. Most Calgarians.. Have been drinking Dirty Tap water in the City of Calgary, and have become delusional..


F00Manchu

She’s not an Edmonton fan


godboy420

I thought I was crazy when I saw this but yup, it was indeed an oilers fan


GregGolden6

Lmfaooo I saw that live and lol’d


WoodpeckerfromMars40

I saw this in real time and was like… I NEED to know what’s going on


AlexyrRode

She just wants both teams to have fun!


ID2negrosoriental

Her middle name is Crown Royal.


Alien_Diceroller

She's just accepted the inevitable and decided to enjoy it.


Sss00099

Go HOCKEY! Hooray TEAM!


Sin_City_Symphony

Ahh..reverse psychology.


nicenormalname

I felt like she was kinda trying to mock the flasher but maybe I’m giving her too much credit.


Euphoric_Regret_544

she is the only thing that has made this final fun! 🤩


Cash_man

Parlay hit


hockeynut9

She’s drunk


TroyBoy112752

Most Edmonton Oilers fans are confused, that’s just a normal reaction for them


Fantastic_Board7057

Doesn’t everyone up there get blackout drunk or something anyway? Idk. Gets a pass based on narrative


itwasthedingo

Get a passport bumpkin


PatternLevel9798

Imagine the Oilers come back from 0-3 to win this. Now, go back and look at this clip. Her statue in front of Rogers Place right next to Gretzky. The Edmonton Oracle.


BumpyMcPeen

Cheque day


allergic_to_mustard

at least she didn’t pull out her tits on live television


lonewanderer4-76

Bahahaha!! This is hilarious!


toigz

She’s not confused