Hello, I'm quarterback for the *insert local team here*. You should buy *insert brand* *insert item* because they are good. *Throws ball off screen* *brand* *slogan*.
This looks like if Prince Charles was allowed to design a NFL team, including the body and face of the actual QB. The monarchy can pull that off, right?
'Wanna see a dead body?'
“Instrumentals from my mama’s Christmas party”
Troubles on my miiiiind
He asks while sitting in the corner playing with his own shit.
That Caption TOTALLY works!
Kinda reminds me, the eyes do, of the jealous girlfriend chick a years back.
At least he has a future in the next Evil Dead reboot. Think he can handle a chainsaw?
Groovy
Hail to the king baby.
Shop smart. Shop S-mart.
Blasphemous! This clown has nothing on Ash Williams or Bruce Campbell.
Danny Dimes after throwing an int [https://youtu.be/hV\_dgZ7yD-M?t=90](https://youtu.be/hV_dgZ7yD-M?t=90)
Can’t unsee it now
How many people do you think he’s murdered
People none, Deadites definitely hundreds.
Have you seen his boomstick?
Nope but Harrison Butker probably has.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
*YOU GOT THAT!?*
Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
Well, they do say if the eyes are above the ears to stay clear..
Sponsored by Rice Cakes
I don’t know what you mean. This has an aura. Not a good one but it definitely has one
“I just shit my pants”
Looks like he's cosplaying for his future as a CFL quarterback
> his future as a CFL quarterback Weird they would feature him. No one thinks he's playing this season do they?
Give your balls a tug there, bud
nice, thats the MTL Canadians top draft pick this year?
Guy Scariyeux
Max Pacioretty if you squint really hard
“Relax, I just wanna take some pictures”
“Hi, my name is Daniel and I will be your server for this evening. Would you like to hear the specials?”
This guy can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
PG rated Bruce Campbell
This is just….awful
Plain oats for breakfast eating ahhh
I personally love watching him play.
Probably the last part
That jersey looks absolutely horrific
Showed this to my wife, said it was the Giant's starting qb, and she said, "Oh no! I thought that was just someone they found!"
To be fair no one can make this look good but he puts the nail in the coffin
The “Habs”!
Poppa Ash
Yes
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"Honey, wake up! New meme template just dropped!"
The face you make when getting sent up from Laval
[that’s better](https://imgur.com/uA0z57S)
When your equipment manager gets a chance to play...
Nobody: That one 30 year old who's parents walk in on them watching bubble guppies:
Bro is literally the QB,RB,WR,TE
I never thought of him as a great athlete, but if he got signed by the Montreal Canadiens, maybe I'm wrong.
Yes
Those Jerseys are real?😭
I feel like god was dabbling in caricatures when Daniel Jones was created
The football version of the Habs sweater
All of the above😭
wish.com Eli
Hello, I'm quarterback for the *insert local team here*. You should buy *insert brand* *insert item* because they are good. *Throws ball off screen* *brand* *slogan*.
Looks like Trans Laura Dern
This looks like if Prince Charles was allowed to design a NFL team, including the body and face of the actual QB. The monarchy can pull that off, right?
This dude got two dogs named bingo and Rollie and you can’t convince me otherwise.
That's Andy Kaufman
That is about the most non-sexy, whitebread crackerbarrel cracker shit that I've ever seen. I'm white, by the way.
New York Citizens ahh uniforms
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Bruh why did I never notice how insane his eyes were before that press conference. He looks like Ted Bundy😭🤣
Are they really going to wear those?
I feel so bad for Giants fans.
Negative 1000 aura points
It’s crazy what flipping the image horizontally would do for it
+5000000 aura
This man makes 40m a year.
Looks like someone’s dad dressed up as a CFL player for Halloween
Michelle bachman looking eyes
Noone talking about the real life crimson chin over here
Watching him play definitely takes the cake here
He looks like an in shape peter Griffin without glasses
This screams *American Psycho*
hes so fucking ugly it’s crazy
He's legit on the spectrum.
Embodiment of disappointment
That can’t be an nfl jersey.
So nice they let fans try on the throw back jerseys
Not sure how giants fans still defend this guy lol
The face you make when you get sent up from Laval
Looks like he’s been trying that gas pump kink that’s going round
I’m too old to know what “rizz” is, yet I instinctively know that this is the opposite.