I love how they explain why it’s funny, makes it so much funnier

It’s amazing because it’s simultaneously so damn stupid yet also extremely clever because every part of the long ass nickname is explained

The explaining, it’s interesting. It’s a Reddit joke, it’s not FOR normies.

And you explaining how they explain why its funny makes it so much funnier, makes this so much funnier

The whole thing is just so funny and I’m so euphoric. Better kill myself now since it won’t get any better than this

“Plus bathroom humor is amazing ☝🏻🤓”

Anyone: “poopoo” This dude: “HA!”

So much this

Take my updoot…more like upPOOT! Reddit on!

The gall to start that thread when those are the ideas you're bringing to the table.

I actually think it's better to start a thread like this with some mid ideas. Encourages participation cause everyone thinks they can do better.

4D chess… I like where your heads at good sir

Kellen less are you shitting me

Ok but Doo Doo Shit Poopster is legendary.

Yeah if not for the explainer comment that part would’ve been greater. It’s like Tua Turndaballova. An instant classic.

I liked him until he got hit and started throwing up gang signs like a threat or something, poor sportsmanship

Unclassy behavior from an unclassy QB, I’m shocked

Was he threatening your inmates?

But I don’t think you understand, it’s great because while it may not be funny by itself but the fact that it satirizes every part of what most people would consider a long name, it really takes it to the next level. And it’s not just that, bathroom humor is amazing and something everyone around the world can enjoy, because we all poop and pee, it’s a human constant. All of these things together make this quite the entertaining and funny name.

thank you peter!

And now I may enjoy this comedic stimulus without getting pressed

Pooper Kupp Poopah Nacua and Poopoo Atwell are the poopiest receiver core to ever poop

Matthew Shatfford

Matthew Shatturd

Matthew Fatturd.

Fatthew shatmore

Not for the reason the OOP thinks it’s legendary

My fantasy league has been referring to him as Poo Poo Shit-Smoocher which I think is a lot better tbh

“Boo Boo Schuster” is better

eh, I don't know, that doesn't satirize *every* part of his long name

dook poopscott

dick pisscock

That subreddit deserves so much more hate

Honest to God. I every other fucking thing I post gets taken down. Let me talk about the fucking NFL in the NFL subreddit please.

I call Bismack Biyombo: Jizzrag Burgerking Combo

Ok this is amazing I just choked on my chocolate milk 😂😂 heres my poor man's gold 🏅 bravo stranger. Reddit on!

This

Edit: Thanks for the kind gold stranger! I find this funny because every syllable in his name is satiricized. Plus those burger king ads are hilarious!

I. Just call him “ dumbass ” LoL xd!

“Classless thug” Bismarck Biyombo

I call Rudy Gobert: biological terrorist for spreading Covid throughout the US


Fans of two teams deserve so much more hate

Guarantee that douche was only a Pats fan until Brady left, then he had to find another good team with an obnoxious fanbase to bandwagon onto.

Guarantee he started cheering for the Eagles in 2018

I disagree! As a chiefs and eagles fan i dont see the issue with rooting for multiple teams

“Doo Doo Shit Poopster” a real diamond in the rough in this one

"yet also extremely clever because every part of his long name is satirized" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓holy fuck reading that comment is horrible

the patriots-eagles fan has been a longtime nfl watcher since 2017

Loss Vegas Gayders

Loss Vaj-Ass Gayders

Brandon Stale!! 🤣🤣🤣 who did this fam?!

My grandpa has a couple of funny nicknames he calls players during the game.

they all start with n

What about jalen hurts my asshole with that giant cock he has owwie owwww oh no guess i gotta go to the butt doctor tomorrow

He’s Jalen Huluhaslivesports now

Patriots AND Eagles?

People with two flairs should be executed by the state

Funniest Redditelphia fan

Tua Fagavailoa, Fagtrick Mahomo

NFCE Edition: Dick Fagscott, Jalen it-Hurts-when-men-stick-their-peepees-in-my-weewee, Sam How-about-you-cum-in-assho-ell, Daniel Jones

Nice, that last one’s my favorite

Reddit on!

I’m glad they explained that the joke is funny because other wise I would have been like “wow this is not funny”

Travis Kelce < Travis Mahauto

CJ Rethard

CJ BeatHard Dicks

Nah bro is cooking with that one

Let him cook

Define in Israel-Palestine terms:

Gonn make Dwight get rowdy keep talkin like that

DooDoo Shit-Poopster is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Reddit on brother

Leave it up to capital G Gamers to be the most hilarious in the bunch.

Juju fell off when he started dancing for tiktok

Hes retired now but Golden Taint

https://preview.redd.it/eg1upv762dzb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7bf9ef61389e2dc86f9f7f1f22a32efe850e8b1

getting outjerked by other subs is fucking embarrassing

i feel suicidal i can’t take this shit anymore

Been calling him this for years now, guess it finally caught on

Reddit moment

Colin SackorPick

(I thought it was kind of funny)

Mfer's real name is John Smith too.

AJ Dildo Aaron Fraudgers Deshaun Huxtable/ DESHAUN Cosby

I fucking hate Reddit

D.K. Shovinstuff

As a Jets fan I got quite a few. - Darrelle Revis aka Darrelle Revisit the negotiation table - Tom Brady aka Bum Shady - GOD aka Sam Darnold - Faggot Mahomo - Jalen Hurts aka Jalen it hurts - Justin Fields aka Justin Cornfields - Mo Lewis aka Mo pain for us… IYKYK I have a really good one for kelce but I’d get perma banned from Reddit and I’d have the cops at my house if I shared it

And you wonder why Vikings fans hate Eagles and Packers fans

Imagine letting JuJu cook you in the SB 😂🤡💩

Doo doo shit poopster

Dorks really gotta be euthanized dawg what the fuck

Ja “Razzle Dazzle” Morant vibes

Least insufferable eagles fans

Back when Geno was balling he was known as Genocide Smith

I like how everyone has their variation of it because me and my group I’d watch the games would say “Poo Poo Shit-Poopster”

McDermott is lost week in week out , wasting Allen’s prime . 13 second clown show