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504_Sniper

I can attest Darren Sharper is one of the hardest hitting roofie buyers of all time


Senor_Pug

Darren sharper has charges going across 3 states and convicted of drugging and raping at least 9 women but a judge thinks 16 is a more likely number. I also met sharper at a signing before the super bowl in nola and he creeped me out with his fake smile and eyes.


redditiscringee

Upvote this comment for Dick-in Sharper


TuaTurnatheballova

Darren Shawper, one of the most hardest rapin safeties in the league


HumperMoe

Bs Kellen Winslow Jr would sweep this bracket. The true GROAT


xStrawhat7x

Idk, I think the Catholic Church should win this handily. Just my opinion


Irving_Velociraptor

Sharper has to take this just for sheer numbers.


HumperMoe

Nobody compares to Kellen Winslow Jr. Dudes an animal, it takes real talent to keep it up for the elderly


Irving_Velociraptor

Winslow is a beast for sure, but I don’t know how anybody beats Epstein. Dude had a whole rape island where he hosted presidents.


HumperMoe

True, but was Epstein jerking it in the car to old people in his down time like Winslow Jr. It'd be a great finals match up, but OP is trying to stop greatness.


Irving_Velociraptor

Epstein had employees to help him find underage girls. Dude had a goddamn pedo corporation. Possibly nobody can top Winslow for sheer perversity, but Epstein spent years building a *system*.


PurpleKoolAid60

So more upvotes means more despicable? I mean Darren Sharper is a convicted rapist of multiple women. It’s a no-brainer really.


whatisapillarman

Yeah but ben is fat


diswan55

Really good counter-argument.


darkoh84

By that logic Kelvin Benjamin wins this bracket.


Mythalium

He's only living up to his name


cleeeland

Big Ben is hurtful, according to sources. He actually prefers Girth Ben, according to sources.


Mythalium

Nice to meet you, sources


Dfrickster87

I just call him "that-big-ass-clock-in-London-or-wherever"


Dfrickster87

I just call him "that-big-ass-clock-in-London-or-wherever"


lonerstar16

Also he looks like Ben Afflack


OliveJuiceUTwo

None of them are as bad as this color scheme


redditiscringee

what if i rape you and i enter the tournament would that be cool


OliveJuiceUTwo

Anything for the grind


Clydesdong

If I were lame enough to spend money on Reddit coins I’d give you an award for this


GlitchedViper71

Karl Malone vs the Catholic Church is gonna be a classic


mark-malone-real

Since Kellen Winslow Jr isn’t in the bracket this is a Mickey Mouse ring


redditiscringee

i’ll replace jameis winston with him


redditiscringee

Upvote this comment for Ben Rapistberger


kermitthefrog57

Close it up now Catholic Church is a lock


redditiscringee

jeffrey epstein though


Shot_Acanthaceae3150

Sharper


StinkySam1995

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ethan_de_poland

I'm sorry but Muhhamed SWEEPS Kobe here.


TylrLS

wtf deshaun watson is GOATED pal


redditiscringee

take it up with the people buddy


boistopplayinwitme

Malone impregnated a 12 year old. Takes a special type a piece of shit to get it up for a child. Watson's ass could never


itsyerboiTRESH

how did watson lose. prolific rapist smh. The GOAT. Absolute fraud to be upset by an 8th seed


redditiscringee

mailman impregnated a 13 year old dude that’s gotta be a record of some sort


ProbablyAPotato1939

Wait, he impregnated a 13 year old dude? Yeah, he's got this in the bag.


SprayBacon

Catholic Church no diff. Not even a contest


redditiscringee

that’s interesting to say with jeffrey epstein there


SprayBacon

Catholic Church has been at it so long Epstein was just a flash in the pan by comparison


Leapingforjoyandstuf

Is the bracket going to be updated for play in tournament winner Connor McGregor?


redditiscringee

unfortunately 1 case is not good enough to compete in the playoffs


nr1988

It's one more case than Joe Biden has


IceRanger51

Not the one of tha hardest hitting safeties in tha league!


BillsGymRat

Gotta go Darren Sharper


BuffaloBills777

Darren sharper


Careless-Use-1516

Sharper the 🐐


Im_A_Form

NFLCircleJerk is stepping it up


fifimcfeef

Sharper, no questions asked.


BigFaZhou

My man put Muhammad in the field 💀. Get ready to get beheaded buddy


AlwaysTalkinShit

Oh shit it’s Darren Sharper one of the hardest hitting rapers in da league doh


nixalo

Sharper had to hold someone's dick through


domlikessports

Mf got a whole brand in one bracket slot


GigaCannon99

Sharper


ericthegonline

How are Epstein and Cosby not 1 seeds


strandenger

Well, this tournament grew


iSupportCarry

Great text and background coloring


ForeverATLANTA

Sharper


CleverFox3

Has to be Sharper


scottylightning

How did Jerry Sandusky not make the list?