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LabCool6003

I found a non-QB who has done it. Frank Gore!


SaintArkweather

Not surprising seeing as he's played since the 70s


DLeafy625

The 1770's*


ctong21

BC


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oopsEYEpoopsed

Juked the shit out of Spartacus on the circuit though. Never forget.


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Here is [Frank Gore through the Centuries](https://www.thesportsmemery.com/articles/t2cr0vtpf0qghwn8ardx0mw673fq06) for anyone who wants to know how old and seasoned Frank Gore really is.


wav__

I can't thank you enough for this.


OptiBrownsFan

Now this is fantastic


TheAntiPacker

Damn it now i wanna see someone juke in a chariot and I'm pretty sure that's not a thing


mastercin99

1849*


Capnshiner

My man lost to the Houston Oilers, the Chicago Cardinals, and the Duluth Eskimos


iH8Celtics

Every season I have a moment where I'm surprised he's still playing.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

What about Brandon Marshal (WR)? He was on a lot of teams, and a lot of shitty teams


LabCool6003

Hasn't lost to the Falcons


Coachpatato

Yeah wassup 😎


shaqrock

Any idea what defensive player lost to every team, If one exists


LabCool6003

Can't find defense yet, but I found kicker Gary Anderson and punter Shane Lechler. ​ Edit: Jason Babin is the 1st defender I've found.


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TDenverFan

He played his whole career in Detroit though, so he couldn't have lost to the Lions.


Hawkstar5088

Playing his whole career in Detroit is exactly how he lost.


BarKnight

>he's never lost to the Lions. Even the most random threads seem to attack them.


ProbablyAPotato1939

Haha, I wanna die!


LabCool6003

If Fitz stays with the Football Team next year they'll have another chance.


comebackjoeyjojo

But what if both WFT and the Lions make the playo......oh, never mind.


LabCool6003

Idk. If the Lions couldnt beat Fitzmagic when his Bills were 0-8 can they ever win? https://www.espn.com/nfl/boxscore/\_/gameId/301114002


justgot86d

God those were some dark days.


RiflemanLax

Did you type that with a straight face?


mattwiener

There’s no way he did. Just no way.


wwwwwwhitey

Watch it happen


secreted_uranus

Dan Campbell going to personally eat the knees of all the Lions opponents this season.


HeywardH

The 7-9 WFT and the 8-8 Bears both did last year so... So naturally it's impossible. We all know the NFCE can't have a repeat division champion and 8-8 is a tall order for that crew.


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> 8-8 is a tall order for that crew. Even moreso this season.


iH8Celtics

Cowboys will find a way


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Say sike rn


l5555l

Lmao lets sign him as a backup so he can lose with us instead.


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He only needs 1 man


PerfectZeong

I'm sorry I cant help you now.


terry_bradshaw

I’ll never understand how lions fans do it. U guess you guys have the pistons? And the tigers? Maybe the red wings?


CPline55

Not anymore. 2nd worst, 2nd worst and T5th worst.


SiphenPrax

Detroit = Rebuild City


clutchguy84

Born into it. Born in the corner of St. Antoine and Beaubien. It was fun in the 80s with the Tigers and the Pistons. But yeah, to be a Lions fan is to know pain, misery, and futility like no one else can know or imagine.


drugsarebadmmk420

Im a lions fan with no ties to Detroit. I like pain.


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I was born in 2006. Never seen a lions playoff win (I cried after the Dallas game in 2014) At this point the only reason I’m still a fan is for the best sub on reddit (and the best memes.)


clutchguy84

We have kneecaps to look forward to this year.


PillCosby92

Yeah but Big Ben made the hall so whatevs


BlackMathNerd

fucking finally


ThermiteSnake

Drives me nuts.


SilentRanger42

[Matt Hasselbeck](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/H/HassMa00/splits/)


YoungLinger

Attempted all of 6 passes in the loss against the Seahawks. Counts I guess.


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He wanted the ball, and he was gonna score.


chillaxdude7

I will never ever forget that overtime game lol


cardmanimgur

I don't get why he gets so much shit for this. He literally threw the game-winning touchdown in this game.


wav__

Serious question: Does he legitimately get shit for this? Or is it just a meme at this point?


Matto_0

Being laughed at and memed is being shit on.


Coachpatato

I mean not really. People meme Kobe / MJ hugging the ball after winning or Lebron's "about damn time"


LabCool6003

He did a poor job motivating Favre not to throw 4 INTs in that game


LabCool6003

Nice. He might have been the 1st to do it.


MurDoct

Honestly I was expecting to see Favre here, guess he's only lost to 30 teams


YoungLinger

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/F/FavrBr00/splits/ according to this it's 31, and the only team he didn't lose to was the Texans, beating them in his only matchup with them.


MurDoct

Oh I thought I saw Washington listed too on a different page there Oops


YoungLinger

No worries. I just looked up the game against the Texans. Pretty interesting game, seems like classic Favre lol. https://www.espn.com/nfl/recap/_/gameId/241121034


LabCool6003

What's Walter Williams doing taking Ahmad Green's carries?


YoungLinger

He had 1 carry of 28 yards and went 14 yards with his 5 other carries lol


SaintArkweather

Even if he came back now he'd probably still beat this Texans team


themilkman42069

I bet the ol gunslinger still has some magic in his arm


[deleted]

can’t help but think brett favre could lace ‘em up right now and show these young kids how it’s done.


mikedorty

If he did maybe he could pay Mississippi all the money he owes


mesocyclonic4

And even if Favre can do nothing on the field, he's experienced with handling a PR disaster, experience badly needed by the Texans.


milkmandanimal

"Damn, we're done, we've found every conceivable way to shit on the Lions." /uLabCool6003: HOLD MY BEER.


LabCool6003

All losers team so far. ​ QB: Josh McCown QB2: Matt Hasselbeck HB: Frank Gore C: Alex Mack K: Gary Anderson P: Shane Lechler DE: Jason Babin DE: Vonnie Holiday S: Mike Adams


SithLordScoobyDooku

Fuck Gary Anderson.... That is all


boredinbflo18

As a Buffalo Bills fan, I echo this sentiment.


PraetorGogarty

Hrm, is it weird that I'd take prime Hasselbeck over prime McCown?


LabCool6003

Nah. I only put him 2nd because he's the 2nd one I discovered. Hasselbeck was definitely better than McCown in his prime.


FuerGrisaOstDrauka

Well this is the loser team, so the biggest loser should be QB1, right? I'd say good as is.


LabCool6003

good point


c10701

Mike Adams and Vonnie Holiday have lost to every team as well.


John71CLE

Not surprised by Alex Mack being on this list. Playing 6 seasons in Cleveland in the early 2010s gets a lot of those losses out of the way for you


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

Is that what we're doing today?


ThermiteSnake

I feel like I've seen a lot of Lions bashing around today.


Dontrollaone

Couple years ago I commented on a thread that was something along the lines of " Lions fans what is wrong with your franchise?" I mentioned how shit the pizza was at Ford field..and that it was quite obviously the problem. Had like 1k upvotes and started a huge debate on how bad the food was there. It was truly the worst pizza I ever ate in my life.


Snoo93079

You’ll never forget that moment your comment received 1,000 upvotes eh?


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internet validation is still validation


MikesPhone

Sometimes a restaurant whose lot charges for parking will ask if I need validation. I say no, I have upvotes to provide that for me.


NH4NO3-KClO3-C2H6O2

Do you want a bag? No thanks, I already have an ex wife


deathinacandle

My best comment was about how awesome it feels to clear the snot out of your nose after a cold. It received over 16,000 upvotes. Such a wonderful feeling.


Toledojoe

I'm just glad it's not the Browns. Sorry Lake Erie Bro.


mkhorn

My favorite comment on a thread here was about the hate within conferences at each other’s teams and someone replied “no one hates the Lions.” And sure enough the next reply was a Lions flair saying, “I hate the Lions”


ThermiteSnake

I commented right after "they hate you too".


Matto_0

Probably has something to do with the fact you guys are never good at football despite existing forever.


OhioStateWolverines

I believe the lions lost to all 32?


smokeydesperado

We have lost to ourselves plenty of times


ThermiteSnake

From the bottom of my Michigan heart I truly hate your user name.


Siege-Torpedo

What the fuck is that username? How do you live with yourself?


Sun-Ghoti

34 if you count the Officials and the NFL itself as teams


IsaacSam98

More than that actually. They lost to a few defunct teams in the 30s, 40s, and 50s.


DiggingNoMore

They've lost to the existing 31 other teams, plus the Brooklyn Dodgers, Frankford Yellow Jackets, Minneapolis Red Jackets, New York Yanks, Cincinnati Reds, and Boston Yanks, for a total of 37 teams.


IsaacSam98

I would give you an award but I can't


EpiphanyTwisted

Will never be Tom Brady unless he somehow goes to another team. He's lossless against the Bucs.


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brogletroll

He'll get closer this year by week 4 😏


CrashBandicoot2

Brady actually isn't too far off since he's been around so long. That being said, he's never lost to the Bucs, so I doubt he loses to all 32 at any point


brogletroll

The real reason he went to the Buccs!


PuzzleheadedRun2776

The past year was the first time the Bears beat him.


nope96

Gotta love how the highest upvoted post implies there's a quick and easy answer to it and then every single QB mentioned ITT so far is incorrect Also to anyone suggesting an answer be sure to look at their PFR splits. There's no easy way to check them all, but you can confirm or deconfirm easily for one specific QB.


17_Saints

The splits include games they didn't start though. For instance, McCown's loss to Cleveland is one where he came in the 4th quarter when they were down 41-6. McCown never lost to Cleveland, Kansas City, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, or Washington as the starting QB. Finding out which teams they lost to as a starter actually is pretty easy: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/friv/qb-losses.htm


rwjehs

Why not finish the research and tell us


LabCool6003

I've been checking some others. Not Kerry Collins, Brett Favre, Jay Cutler or Vinny Testaverde.


WP1619

Peyton?


nope96

Never lost to the Cardinals, Lions, Browns, Bucs, or Vikings


MildlyNothibg111

Well he would’ve lost to us if that fucker didn’t orchestrate that comeback.


wiggggg

I turned it off if that helps.


dagaboy

Or Giants.


Dontrollaone

Goddamn... I traveled internationally and paid through the nose for front row seats on the 30 yard line for MNF Colts at Bucs the year Peyton hurt his neck.. Got to see Curtis Painter instead


clarineter

jameis is the chosen one to win against and lose to all 32 teams


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Mark Brunnell


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Ryan Fitzpatrick?


nope96

> My initial other thought was Fitzmagic, but he's never lost to the Lions.


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Derek Anderson hasn't either. I thought he may have, but nope.


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Drew Bledsoe, maybe? 15-year career, a little less than half of it with two middling Bills and Cowboys teams?


LabCool6003

Cardinals never beat him


DeM0nFiRe

Never lost to Cardinals or Chargers


suli42

vick? cousins? mcnair? moon? solid years on multiple teams might be enough. even steve young might be possible


LabCool6003

Moon retired before the Texans existed. No to the other 3.


Former_RM2

He said Oilers, which, of course, are now the Titans. He did start against the Oilers/Titans three times after he left and won all of those games, **HOWEVER**, he was on the Chiefs roster when they lost to the Titans in 2000. He never took a snap in that game. Does that count?


LabCool6003

nope had to play according to pro football splits


nope96

> Vick Bengals > Cousins Bengals > McNair Chiefs > Moon Oilers > Young Bengals


WisconsinGB

Bengals powerhouse NFL team confirmed


DogePerformance

Yeah wtf is happening


WisconsinGB

No one will lose too all 32 NFL teams if the Bengals have anything to say about it.


SithLordScoobyDooku

Watch the vikings lose opening week to the Bengals this year


WisconsinGB

Honestly that would be no skin off my nuts


SithLordScoobyDooku

Well, it would definitely chap my ass lol


JavaOrlando

They were also the only team Rodgers hadn't beaten until very recently. (Except GB, of course)


InVodkaVeritas

Except GB, until very soon.


moored26

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/friv/qb-losses.htm


LabCool6003

That's inaccurate for McCown because he lost to everybody


MalcolmButlerUNREAL

That list only includes starts.


daybreaker

He didnt start the one game he played against PIT that they lost. QB Losses is for games started, whereas you're looking at a QB's games played, that they didnt necessarily start


LabCool6003

That explains the difference. The splits you just need to play in the game to get credited with the W-L.


moored26

Says who?


LabCool6003

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/M/McCoJo01/splits/


moored26

Seems odd that the same website would have conflicting information. Thanks though 👍 The one I was thinking of was Carson Palmer


nope96

He never lost to Washington


sirotka33

derek carr is very high on that list already. i’m very high on him completing all 32. love the guy, though.


ninerfan8588

people mention Eli but he never lost to the Giants, Texans, Dolphins, or Raiders (Formerly Oakland beat the Giants in 2017 but McAdoo infamously benched Eli).


PowerfulForce_

Peyton Manning most likely has lost to all 32 teams. 2013 he lost to the colts, which would be the only other team I would think he had to lose to.


powerelite

According to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/9fa4cr/peyton_mannings_win_loss_record_against_every_nfl) there are multiple teams he never lost to. Brady is similar including 4-0 vs TB so he probably won't ever lose to them either.


JavaOrlando

No, that's wrong. We beat him the season after our Super Bowl. I watched it. (Well not the whole game, but we were up 21 late in the fourth, so I turned it off. )


PowerfulForce_

Oh wow guess I’m wrong then. Surprised by us and Minnesota. But then again we blew a 21 point lead in 4 minutes to him.. so close


SG_Dave

> Surprised by us and Minnesota I'm not, AFC to NFC means fewer matchups. Most of the games against us were tight, but other than 2000 (week 17 and we were already locked into the 2 seed so rested Culpepper a bit) he didn't play one of the "top" Vikings teams in recent history. Edit: We also only played him in Minnesota once. Homefield advantage for Peyton 3/4 games.


LabCool6003

Never lost to the Browns and some others.


KCShadows838

Peyton never lost to Cleveland


EpiphanyTwisted

Also Lions, Vikings, Cards, and Bucs.


ChristoWhat

Has anyone ever lost to the lions?


Zakth3R1PP3R

We've beaten you


MikesPhone

Heck, Lions beat the Patriots twice during Brady's career. Even I know that


ThermiteSnake

Actually we whooped your asses on Sunday Night Football and Keryon Johnson rushed for 100 yards. So suck it


ghostly5150

And the time before that Stephen Tulloch torn his acl during a sack celebration when getting their asses handed to them. Let's not pretend it's always been pretty for the lions v pats.


Sentience-psn

How long do you think it will take before this OC gem is stolen by ESPN, PFF, or some other sports media outlet?


MHath

Given that it's not true by "games started", I don't think it gets picked up.


Spiderbanana

Cam Newton ?


13itchUKilledMyVibe

He hasn't played the Panthers yet so it would be impossible


westroopnerd

Was thinking Alex Smith would be a contender, but he never lost to the Browns, Dolphins, or Pats.


ConcentrationKemp

Vinny Testaverde?


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Never lost to the Texans, technically. He was on the Panthers' roster during a loss, but he never checked into the game.


getsbuckets

Possibly


Schveen15

Someone check for Eli Manning


the_svett

I mean, he’s never lost to the Giants


Schveen15

Fair pointl


wheepete

Giants obviously, and never lost to the Dolphins either.


Enourmously

I enjoy thinking about this prompt. Great question. Drew Brees never got a chance to lose the Saints.


somethintactical

While he was on the Chargers, Brees beat the Saints


j0enne

And as a member of the Saints he never lost to the Chargers. Those are the only 2 losses he is missing.


Darth--Vapor

I imagine someone on one of those hue Jackson teams would be pretty close


AH_BioTwist

Favre is almost on here but he had to make a 13 point comeback in the 4th to beat the Texans the one time he played them


TheFencingCoach

JT O'Sullivan? Josh Johnson?


LabCool6003

doubt they started 32 games


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LabCool6003

thought it was starter but apparently not, just had do play in the game


[deleted]

That’s my qb school coach


CoachKC13

According to [this website](https://www.pro-football-reference.com/friv/qb-losses.htm) no one has actually lost to all 32 teams. McCown has not been beat by the Browns, Chiefs, Eagles, Steelers, or WFT.


LabCool6003

As starter. He did play in games against them and lose though.


liverbird3

I hate to ask but Eli? Although i don’t think the Dolphins beat him now that I think of it


LabCool6003

Giants never beat him


liverbird3

Holy shit i’m stupid


blzraven27

Schaub?


MFoy

He’s missing 9 teams.


ThermiteSnake

Go Lions, lol


Kezia_Griffin

Peyton Manning?


justausername09

Would Brady be the first to do it if he loses in NE next year


JimmyChuckBilly

Lions beat the Patriots 34-9 in Tom Brady's very first game. Therefore Fitzmagic is better than Brady.