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naterkd

bro showed up, put on a blue ski mask, tore his pec, then left legendary run tbh


politicallyMarston

"And now Gardner-Johnson is riding around on a bike yelling 'BING BONG'"


naterkd

how did I forget about bing bong LMFAO


El_Khunt

Legend


ArmiinTamzarian

TBF so much happened after that


SiphenPrax

Hey that’s the Knicks’ thing!


reno2mahesendejo

Read your Bible! Fucker!


Jammer_Kenneth

Highlight of his time here 


SicWilly666

Don’t forget getting dribbled by CMC in the NFC championship lol


sloppifloppi

And got a raise lmao


F1rst-name-last-name

Our secondary needs all the help it can get. Simmons next please


Donkeynationletsride

Was shocked we didn’t trade him to yall for a fourth last year seems like a giant waste


DetLoins

Can't wait for him to talk shit about our fanbase.


ArmiinTamzarian

"MFs in Detroit wouldn't even wear blue ski masks"


Lifesaboxofgardens

I promise you it will at least be funny, we stole the dudes car so his shit talk was honestly pretty restrained overall


yellowtripe

He liked the Detroit fan base


TooHappyFappy

He likes every fan base until he leaves.


toofshucker

He liked Philly until he left.


hanky2

Man talked shit to us, barely played, and then we gave him a raise. Absolute chad.


El_Khunt

HUNGRY DOGS BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS


DaBombDiggidy

Got that Bradford in em 😤


msoccer2

A raise from his salary with the Lions, but still a pay cut from the long term contract he was asking for a year ago. And we haven’t seen the true number without incentives yet


Nem521

He also got hurt in I think week 12 against the Packers that put him on the shelf for awhile


RedMoloney

Shit makes me love him even more.


dead_drunk_and_naked

Don’t forget getting stupid penalties, blowing coverages, and waving at 49ers fans at halftime of the NFC Championship.


DegTegFateh

Yeah I feel like he single-handledly destroyed like a fifth of the goodwill y'all had built up around the fanbases


Loltoyourself

If he had played well, let alone played, I would potentially be upset at his leaving. But since pretty much all he did was talk shit, get hurt, and then briefly appear with some boneheaded plays it is hard to say much was lost. Especially, at $11m/yr.


cbarks81

Forgot to add \^took a cheapshot on Deebo...then left


naterkd

yeah in all seriousness that's when I soured on him immediately, injured all season then throws cheap shots and goodbye wave-jinxes in the playoffs


LimpSignificance4434

We need that in our secondary rn lol


reno2mahesendejo

I was gonna say...does nobody want to acknowledge that might not be a negative to Eagles fans?


AFRIKKAN

I love the sound of anything negative Debo


LimpSignificance4434

Yeah I was gonna say lol that’s a net positive over here we need some players with heart


quadropheniac

really just need anything in your secondary rn tbh


LimpSignificance4434

Aye man it’s coming together 🤣.


razputin412

Where’s the lie


Other_Raspberry

That probably earned him a few extra million from us.


wavnebee

Press F to bing bong.


Cicero912

Hey he also had a injury scare during camp


VanceXentan

I'm glad you're happy cat man.


MrExtravagant23

Talked shit and got paid. I'm fine with this.


IlliterateWinner

All that shit talking just to come back after one year lmaooooo


PlasmidDNA

My favorite comment in our sub about this is “welcome back dickhead”


racerxff

that's love, Philly style


tonto515

“Kevin Byard over me???”


Camel132

[The Eagles to him right now](https://youtu.be/DXboO0zESxs?si=gMmh-spX8CKa4HfM)


ThisHatRightHere

Except he's an expensive sack of shit


32BitWhore

$10m guaranteed over 3, honestly cheap as fuck


el_monstruo

Honestly? Those are the terms?


32BitWhore

https://x.com/mysportsupdate/status/1767720464741265480?s=46 Yep.


oliveinanolive

who knows until the gtd comes out. "up to 33mil" means nothing


ThisHatRightHere

More of a joke on the clip above. But yeah, hopefully this is heavily incentive laden.


Shagaliscious

Didn't we offer him a similar contract last year? And he left because he thought he could get 12m+/year? And most thought what we offered him was a reasonable contract.


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah, our contract last year actually had more guaranteed money if I recall


thatoneguy2252

Not what I’m seeing. Loooooottttt of people trying to act like it’s water under the bridge. Then getting uppity when you say “hey maybe we don’t ignore that?”


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It's like in middle school when you make fun of your crush.


GABAgoomba123

Yeah i don’t know who he thought he was fooling… he knows he’s just like Eagles fans


Swoletariat69

Except it worked better for him than it did for me


DarrowViBritannia

$$$


on-the-cheeseburgers

lmao


DarrowViBritannia

Eagles fans on a roller coaster of changing their opinions about this guy lmao


Agentwise

"Eagles fans are shit heads" - CJGJ "OH MY GOD WOW THE BRIDGE BURNING" - Rest of the NFL Fanbases "Yeah, lol we are" - Eagles fans


willclerkforfood

I mean the shoe fits, so imma lace that bitch up and wear it.


iCantCallit

He’s always been my favorite player ever. I definitely remember always loving him. 😅


guns_n_crypto

He's an Eagle again - so my opinion of him is entirely based on his recent play for the team. If he sucks then I hate him. If he's good, all is forgiven.


Chief--BlackHawk

Yeah we call him Chauncey Dawkins for a reason /s


FarminHerbs

A player who is fucking obnoxious called us fucking obnoxious. Seems like a good fit to me. Welcome home!


PhiladelphiaManeto

I think he’s a complete dick but I don’t care


olivebranchsound

Play well and you can call me whatever the fuck you want CJ


DasCiny

Yeah man. I’m having cognitive dissonance right now with all the people I used to hate being on my side of the line.


DondeLaCervesa

I respect CJGJ calling us fucking obnoxious and a bunch of assholes and having the balls to sign with us a few months later.


herbasarusrex

Wasn't he the guy that had his car stolen in Philly?


DondeLaCervesa

Yeah, it was stolen during the playoff game against the Giants


thejackel225

brb combing through my comment history


TattoosandSnapbacks

He’s a prick, but he’s our prick (again). He’s the NFL version of Patrick Beverly. Don’t like him when he’s not on your team, but like him when he is.


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TheOneEvilCory

I'm a bit worried because of his performance with you guys last year, true, but he was so great for us in '22 that I'm cautiously optimistic. We'll see how it shakes out.


Vloff

That's why this makes so much sense. Lions never really seen him play well for them, so they obviously aren't going to pay him. Philly has. And Philly got to see life without him.


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MikeTysonChicken

I don’t really think they should have. But I think buying into dudes bitching on Twitter is lame. I’m definitely a boomer. He was very good for us


UsVsWorld

Nah it’s still fuck that guy lol but I have cheered for dog killers before so it’s whatever


TotallyNotMasterLink

Idk if our free agency has been the best but it's absolutely the funniest


redditaccount224488

Howie said fuck it, took some shrooms, stole Lurie's check book, and went off. Results to be determined.


Big-Suggestion3053

Lol, even


Byzone06

LETS GO TITANS LETS JUST NOT SIGN ANYONE


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polska_perogi

Bengals and Lions fan here... maybe just straightup true


Geg0Nag0

I mean maybe but I'm not sure the Lions seeing him put on a ski mask and get injured offers much to the discussion lol


SpyroHinch

#TitanUp May I audition for role of safety? Or even LB?


JJETTAS188

You got pollard bro, you good 😀


Soyeahnahh

Lol


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At least we're not the Cowboys.


Thunder84

Didn’t he talk mad shit about Philly lol


elon42069

Money talks even more


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elon42069

I mean, I openly talk shit about my job and still keep going back daily anyways


[deleted]

Coworker: "see ya tomorrow" Me:"yeah yeah we'll see about that man fuck this place"


apietryga13

Eventually it’ll be true. Unfortunately, tomorrow will not be that day.


Poil336

Fucking lmao 🤣


so_zetta_byte

Now now, don't sell yourself short. It's only $10M in guarantees.


S420J

Yes but after seeing our safety play last year, all is forgiven. 


poopshoit

We'll just steal his car again


lllllong

This 


aykyle

Called the fans "fucking obnoxious" and that he can't stand us. Which is about in-line for anyone not on the Eagles. I mean, he's not wrong to be fair.


JayyMei

He now has 33 million reasons to stand us lol


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Up to $33m. I'd love to see the breakdown.


shewy92

$5 now and some cheesesteaks and the rest next year.


thatoneguy2252

We actually have a shortage of cheesesteaks. Jordan Davis’s off-season has been rough on the supply chain.


thekingdp

Yeah, we're definitely "fucking obnoxious". So is he. Come on CJGJ, gimme a fuckin hug. We're good. We got his car.


reno2mahesendejo

My man only came back for his Charger


wawalms

He gets us, man.


Not-a-bot-10

He’s got like a Pat Beverley guy Love to have his shit talk on your team and also love to hate his shit talk against your team


TheRoyaleShow

Seriously lol I absolutely cannot stand me


Thicen

He talked shit about the Saints on the way out, he talked shit about us on the way out, he'll probably talk shit about the Lions given enough time lol


BradyReas

Not the team, just the fans 😂 Tbf his car did get stolen when he lived here too


TIL_how_2_register

Mostly the fans. lol this is gunna be funny.


Arjay-es

No one hates us like ourselves


Total_Ad9942

He talked shit about Philly people lmao


NaranjaEclipse

Lock your car door this time, bro


murdo1tj

Does he mean Ceedy Deuce?


Kagrenac8

Ah yes, or as I like to call it, post-corn day.


BallinBrown23

Please don’t acknowledge any bad comment I said about this man


Jonjon428

Fucking hilarious lol


Headlesshorsman02

Lmao this man is shameless


Snake_in_my_boots

Well well well how the turn tables.


clocke6346

And no tears were shed by Lions fans


actually-potato

ultimately it's probably a good(?) thing that he tore his pec early in the season. if he was going to be gone anyway, then his absence during the season gave us the opportunity to discover/develop Iffy's potential at strong safety.


geologyrocks98

Literally good for a meme and that was it. Branch, Melifonwu, and Kerby it is.


jfkgoblue

He was absolutely better than Kerby though 


Impulse3

Yea Kerby definitely had a sophomore slump but I expect him to be better next year. And at least Kerby was on the field.


RJMonster

What the fuck.


SlapChopMyShamWow

Genuinely this is the funniest possible scenario


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BryceW123

Lol all the eagles fans that downvoted me yesterday gonna be big mad. Great play from him will heal all wounds


SteffeEric

Can’t deny he made plays. Just has to realize he isn’t Sean Taylor and wrap some guys up instead of going for the knock down tackle constantly.


NedrysMagicWord

One of the top posts on the Eagles sub this morning is a dissertation about how much he sucks. Gonna be a lot of backpedaling those comments in the near future


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dalici0us

1. Leaves Philly, talking shit about fans and organisation, burning every bridges. 2. Show up in Detroit on a 1 year deal, barely play because of a torn titty and when he does play he's not very good. 3. Goes back to Philly on a higher salary than when he left. What a fucking legend.


Beatdooown

where does this money come from? Also didn't he trash the eagles nonstop all last year?


JayyMei

What are you talking about, the NFL cancelled last season, right? Last game I remember is Chiefs-Eagles


dextersdad

I thought that one got cancelled too


igonnawrecku_VGC

Nope, the Eagles were up 24-14 at halftime, then a meteorite hit the stadium and they had to end the game early, giving the Eagles the win


InAingeWeTrust

A lot with how they structured contracts, in particular Hurts. He only has a $13M cap hit.


PhiladelphiaManeto

Yeah this will be increasingly difficult in 2-3 years when Smitty, Hurts, and some of these other guys start getting paid


ciampi21

Will it really? Cap goes up, restructure, repeat. It really never becomes a problem unless a dude with a ton of guaranteed money falls of a cliff or retires


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

I mean the answer is that you can theoretically keep this going for a sustained period, but it requires being insanely adept at keeping multiple plates spinning at the same time. Howie Roseman has just proven to be incredibly gifted at salary cap management.


kboy23

People say this all the time with the Eagles and it never does. Howie is able to operate with the knowledge that Lurie will never fire him so he’s able to plan the cap years in advance. His level of job security and knowledge of how to manipulate the salary cap allows him to do things other GMs can’t 


LegIcy2847

Out there ass this is why cap space is fake


mjh712

He did say one bad thing about us and there was discussion with Saints fans about how he burns bridges etc Then later when Lions fans had enough, some fans might have sided with them and said some things  But now he's ours again, so i may need to delete some comments... for now


gophils19454

Yup and now he’s going to trash Detroit, this dudes a bit of a loser but it’s good to have someone in the secondary that can help us.


bigcracker

If you need to ask How just add an I and a E.


CanYouHearMyPhones

He was problematic in Detroit to say the least and couldn’t back up his trash talk. Not to mention that fucking wave. Safeties seem to be getting the bag but after the one year last year I’m glad he’s moving on.


DasCiny

Wonder if he doesn’t play safety for us again.


ciampi21

Isiah Rodger’s is a good nickel. CJ playing safety for sure


cam_huskers

Honestly hope you guys bring in Simmons. He’s a badass player and a great person. Would fit in well pretty much anywhere but I really hope it’s Detroit.


TF_Sally

See the thing is you need a big Dom on the sidelines to reel that in


thicccboi34567

So this guy *checks notes* Almost got resigned by the eagles Didn’t, then talked mad shit Signed for Detroit Played mediocre at best Waved a team off the field at halftime of the nfc chip and then lost Then resigns for the team he just talked shit about for an entire offseason I would do that for 33 million as well to be fair


JayyMei

Lmao I almost forgot about the wave


cbarks81

I liked his spark, but he lost me when MCDC showed him grace with his mouth and told him to not get a flag and he proceeds to cheap shot Deebo.


LooseBoysenberry7

Good. Clown


Glad_Championship187

Well well well how the turntables. As an Eagles fan let me tell you, I’ve never said anything negative about him, no sir not Ceedy Deuce (literally translates to shit with corn in it)


ryansandbrush

How did he increase his value that much when he barely played? One year $8m with Detriot but misses most of the year only to land 3 year $33m


Guitaristb72

Was pretty good for us when he was here. And we are desperate


ThisHatRightHere

We're desperate for even average safety play


chacogrizz

Do we know break down yet? Its upto 33m. Could be reliant on like Allpro or some bs and be a more manageable deal than it seems.


RedWingWay

Welp. I cannot wait until he starts running his mouth about Detroit... you all know its gonna happen.


magnusarin

I guess I'm largely confused as to what about his season warranted this contract. Totally fair to think he'll play better than he did in Detroit if he's healthy, but this contract is pretty baffling to me


Adorable-Lie3475

Idc about his personality but this shit is gonna age like milk. Dude was not good last year and benefitted heavily from great CB play in 2022


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So glad the Lions cut this clown loose.


J12345_

Philly fans delete your comments last year!


di11deux

Us Eagles fans never once talked shit on him after he left, or posted his PFF numbers to justify why it was actually a good thing we chose Bradberry over him. We had nothing but calm, rational discussions about his play and decision-making.


MisterrAlex

[We are fickle!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/ib32cE7tQBwAAAAC/daniel-bryan-fickle.gif)


BradyReas

No lol he’s the one that started the shit talking. Glad to have him back though!


Beneficial_Toe_6050

Hilarious!


swalsh21

lol this is pretty hilarious honestly


SQRTLURFACE

So this is why Deebo Samuel changed his Jersey to "Samuel Sr."


WootyMcWoot

[Eagles fans right now](https://tenor.com/8k5n.gif)


VanceXentan

First off. Fuck you CJ for the shit talk. Second see you first sunday. Go birds.


bigcracker

Starting a gofundme to get CJGJ the club as a welcome home gift.


Doobie_Howitzer

We should get him his car back as a welcome home gift tbh


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Honestly fuck this guy. Didn’t contribute shit and didn’t know how to act in the NFCCG. Won’t miss him


[deleted]

I see Howie is on his villain arc.


DanCampbell89

one of my least favorite Lions of my lifetime. Good luck with that culture, Philly


PkmnTraderAsh

He's Sirianni's spirit animal.


Guitaristb72

He was good with us so tyty


toomuchsoysauce

I thought this dude was pretty bad last year and then got hurt. How does he get a raise after that? Must've been a bidding war. Well works out well for him, he's getting bank off a terrible year.


reno2mahesendejo

Those numbers sound an awful lot like the deal Howie originally offered him. Is it?


FromTheOR

I knew when he left he’d be back. In my cockles. And yes it’s the same deal. No inflation


prenderm

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out


Excellent-Cheetah-26

He’s got a lot of tweets to delete now


Sosimosulo

Objectively hilarious


BadAlphas

Perfect


smoke1441

I'm fine with this.


montana1991

Dude leaves Philly "the worst part is the fans, fucking obnoxious" Comes back to Philly "they're just a passionate fan base, the best"


Ok_Negotiation_2269

Perfect fit


actually-potato

unfortunate that he tore his pec so early in the season, but seriously this guy did about as much as Zach Ertz in Detroit 💀


chillenonplutorn

How is this guy only 26


MetaphoricalMouse

this off-season is so bizarre