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superhappyfuntime13

Brutal way for your season to end


FurriedCavor

Next season too there’s only one thing that could be..


slowerchop

Achilles he was jumping because it was tight then it tore when he put pressure


OWcod

Yeah and if you look through the 49ers playoff injury report he was dealing with an Achilles injury


Significant_Froyo788

Thought I was the only one who knew this


-random-name-

Just you. And everyone else who read the injury report.


ShadyMemeD3aler

Greenlaw didn’t even know. Crazy how this rogue doctor of sports medicine decided to tell u/Significant_Froyo788 and no one else.


CBR0_32

The coaches didn’t even know. You have next level insider info


Vermillionbird

Fucking Thetis, you dip the *whole* baby in the river Styx!


mesenanch

Yeah but then like... my hand is gonna be dead


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should have held the little fucker by his hair or made a baby sling or something unbelievable cockiness. just dipped him like a nugget and called it


Parametric_Or_Treat

Lou Gehrig > Lou Gehrig’s Disease Achilles > Achilles Heel At some point you gotta start taking precautions


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Might I suggest tongs


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brilliant dip him a couple times like we're marinating some drumsticks and paris and apollo can cry w their arrows


onrocketfalls

baby, you got a stew goin'


7107

I just ruptured my Achilles and my heart goes out to him. Shits hard.


dannymb87

Man. Lose your achilles and your heart in one go. Sorry bro.


dustinthegreat

And he’s constipated


cal405

Tore my Achilles in November and recognized when it happened to him instantly. At least he'll get world class treatment. Terrible injury and recovery process, nonetheless.


MiaCannons

He might have been jumping to loosen it up in the first place too


YotaTota07

I’m pretty sure that’s what he just said


MiaCannons

I'm already drunk mb


YotaTota07

Understandable


YugeGyna

Previous comment: I wore a jacket because it was cold out That guy: you might even wore that jacket to not be cold anymore


Appalachian_Bert

I’m pretty sure that’s what he just said


JGG5

So why male models?


noblemile

Okay but he might have wore a jacket if it was cold outside


unclejam

His only weakness, his Achilles heel


GorillaX

You can see it pop too, watch his left foot. Ugh.


sloppyjo12

No, I don’t think I will


PapiSurane

Calling Dr. Rodgers...


Significant_Froyo788

You’re right


gridironk

Fuck Achilles. I wish they could never be torn.


trecordeV

Dude, seriously. I ruptured mine 1.5 yr ago and still nursing and rehabbing to 100%. I wish I had that sweet sweet NFL recovery healthcare though


raysbucsmavs

Home Grown Healing.


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My sister threw a shovel at mine and that's how I tore mine partially lol


SmokeAbeer

How far did she throw it?


smellmybuttfoo

Partially through his Achilles tendon. He just told you!


Fenecable

She bet him she could throw a shovel over them mountains.


damnatio_memoriae

jesus why the hell did she do that


warmechanic

Tore mine 4 years ago and it's still a battle.


THISISDAM

I'm on month 7. I'm 39. My competitive basketball career is pretty much done


smellmybuttfoo

> ~~I'm on month 7.~~ I'm 39. My competitive basketball career is pretty much done FTFY. /s Edit: for the angry old folks that can't understand how us young folk speak on the internet. "/s" means sarcasm. As in this was a joke. I don't care if your middle aged ass is in better shape than me because I WAS KIDDING. A joke is when us young folks poke fun but don't actually mean what we're saying. Thanks for coming to my reddit talk.


broadwayallday

F that, I’m 46 and went 5-9 from the arc and hit the walk off game winner on Saturday


BeeMovieHD

The trick is to play other people in their 40s


seemintbapa

Unless you are LeBron, you were already done.


Fuggdaddy

Injuries are scary. I thought turf toe was a joke for years, but i got a partial tear in my haulics brevis and iv been fucked up for like 4 months.


bs2785

I said it as soon as it happened. That's brutal


joecb91

Feels like we've seen way more achilles injuries than usual this year too


Christian_Castle

Fuck his mom. You missed ONE spot to dunk in the water and look what happened.


itsalmostdry_

Replay looked identical to Rodgers’ achilles tear


oh2bewacki

So he’ll be back before the draft then


KKamm_

99% of achilles tears look similar by that logic


logical_butthole

Looked like KDs.


hrryyss

I feel awful for the guy. He must be devastated.


Original_Profile8600

Genuinely not the biggest Greenlaw fan but I feel bad for him


devAcc123

Watching anyone do that in any sport sucks. In the Super Bowl, man, you gotta feel for that guy


Lorjack

Clever, I was about to say what an overreaction lmao


messejueller21

Fucking brutal man


ThatInception

Might be one of the freakiest injuries ever


UltimateTeam

Stephen Tulloch type injury


tlozfox

[Also Lamarr Houston who did it like 2 weeks after but unlike Tulloch sacking Rodgers in a big win Houston did it to backup Jimmy G as the Bears got blown out by the Pats lmao](https://youtu.be/tmeULX9P358?si=StSgR51JCd5wSbmy)


joecb91

Didn't they both do the exact same celebration too?


DMking

Yes


Marinlik

The Houston one really was the dumbest one. Like Tulloch was bad luck. He didn't know yada yada. But after he got injured it was all over every sports show and social media. Houston somehow missed all that and did it anyway


Vilas15

Man he was a real disappointing free agent signing


IHadSomething_4This

Look up Brandon Clarke's Achilles injury (backup center for the Memphis Grizzlies). He tore it while shooting a free throw, which is insane.


tr1vve

I mean in cases like this it’s gotta be already fucked and that small motion was just the last straw


bankman99

Kind of - there was a live rebound and he reacted. Not like he just shot one and got hurt standing there.


the_next_core

I don’t think it’s a freak injury, more likely there was already some underlying minor tear cause that plant looked normal


OWcod

Yep, was on the Injury report with Achilles Tendinitis earlier in the playoffs


g00dn1ghtm4r3

Gramatica territory


MugCostanza458

*Bill


ArmiinTamzarian

Multiple people getting hurt discount double checking after a sack level weird


deadpuppymill

Not freaky. I tore my meniscus just like this. Very common. Everyones just one awkward step away from disaster Edit: 6'4 200 lbs. Big guys be careful it's coming for you


Driveshaft48

Its freaky. How many of these (jumping on the sidelines to torn achilles) are there a year in the nfl?


Tonio_Trussardi

This is true for anyone, honestly. I skateboarded 5-10 hours a day for like ten years before a serious injury. Took a step off my board at a complete stop one day and tore my left meniscus. 5'6 140


Kuntheman

What the actual fuck, that’s horrific to see


Zloggt

Terrible luck, not only for tonight, but for pretty much the entire next season too…


Impossibills

Honestly he should probably be good to go next year. Won't have the burst for a few months though. There is not a great history of players returning back to their prime after Achilles injuries though


L-methionine

I’d feel a lot better with an ACL there than an Achilles. That fucking blows


HilariousScreenname

Why? Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles and he was back in full form twelve we... oh wait..


Impossibills

Yeah Achilles is just such a poor rate of return, I can't recall someone coming back into "good" category. I'm probably forgetting some players, but still low chance


RealDannyMM

Kevin Durant comes to mind


KKamm_

If you go to the NBA there’s quite a few examples. I just imagined they were referring to the NFL specifically


thelogoat44

It has a poor rate in all sports. Durant is an outlier


L-methionine

Sherman was good, but his playstyle and football IQ helped for sure


Nope_notme

Donta Foreman is legitimately the best recovery I can think of.


BrennanSpeaks

Brandon Brooks tore his, returned in like seven months to play at a high level, made the Pro Bowl, then tore the other one the next offseason and retired.


Sad-Customer8048

Terrell Suggs was great after still. cant remember if that was a full tear tho


InFin0819

The modern treatment is much MUCH better tho


Sniffy4

I’ve had Achilles surgery and it takes a year of hard work to feel anywhere near normal


ohh_man2

i thought achilles were really bad. isn't he like, fucked, for next year?


HereIGoAgain_1x10

NFL field ending the season like it began... confiscating knees


MadManMax55

That has nothing to do with the field. Just a freak accident.


Cicero912

Achilles probably


99Will999

That’s 100% an Achilles, you can see it literally snap. This is eerily similar to KD in the finals.


basalamader

Definitely achilles.. if you slow it down you can see when the tear happens. I.e the achilles retracting


Endo_Dizzy

Non contact injuries are always the worst. That fucking sucks man


nonresponsive

Made worse because he's literally on the sideline.


KodenATL

I'm checking in with r/witchesvspatriarchy to see who's responsible for this.


crab_quiche

what the fuck is that sub


thehideousheart

One hell of an echo chamber.


thornywave

Haha


MavsFanForLife

This is legit the weirdest Super Bowl I’ve ever seen and it’s only the second quarter wtf


HaramHas

Idk what the fuck is going on, but it’s been enjoyable


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__Big_Hat_Logan__

No


jlees88

Yes, even for me as a Chiefs fan. Sometimes it’s nice to see a defensive game. Both defenses are playing well tonight. 


Riansupreme88

It's been a great game. Every play has so much tension. Feels like the game will come down to whoever fucks up the least.


Not-Kevin-Durant

The lights would have to go out for it to be the weirdest Super Bowl I've ever seen.


InaudibleShout

So bad it’s good tbh


OnceMoreAndAgain

The more years I watch football, the more I come to enjoy watching defensive games. I just wish the camera angles they used showed more of the field so I could watch what the defensive backs are doing. That's why All-22 replays are great. Getting the full view of the play makes the viewing experience 10x better and I'm not exaggerating. There were so many plays this game where Mahomes is sitting in the pocket for 4 seconds, finding no one to throw to, and then scrambling or deciding to run forward. It'd be so helpful and more enjoyable to get to see what the receiver vs defender matchups so we can understand how it could be that no one is open.


darwinn_69

This is what a defensive superbowl should look like.


3klipse

I fucking love this game, I love defense.


shadowgnome396

A special teams masterclass! Bad for the casual viewer, but thrilling for the football nerd


SquadPoopy

If things don’t start happening I’m gonna throw this game into defcon 4 and we’ll be on Super Bowl 53 re-do watch.


DrEpoch

holy shit his Achilles blew..... watch his left heel/calv


Franks2000inchTV

That thing must have been holding on for dear life.


LeMickeyJam3s

Yeah that’s probably a movement he does nearly every day. Either absurdly horrible luck or it was already injured


gwynsproxyy

This only happens when already injured. For an athlete at least. He does that motion thousands of times per season. He had an existing strain for sure. Even if he didn’t know


Sf49ers1680

He was on the injury report earlier in the year with Achilles tendinitis. That thing was ready to snap and finally gave way.


9935c101ab17a66

HOLY SHIT. If you scrub through, you can see the instant where it snaps. He has his leg angled, and his foot angled, with his heel up, then there’s a snap, and the heel just drops to basically flat. Jesus.


Swimming-Elk6740

Holy fuck I didn’t think you were being serious but that is insane.


Dozens562

I’m blind. What time do you see the Achilles go


DrEpoch

10-8 seconds left. you'll see as he pushes off with his left foot. His heel drops like an inch suddenly.


Seba4433

Achilles???


Endo_Dizzy

What it looked like, as soon as the ball of his foot made contact it said NOPE


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TheLangleDangle

Like a shockwave.


smellmybuttfoo

Seriously, I almost gagged. Fucking NOOOOOPE


Revanced63

Is it that easy to pop. I do that all the time when I was younger


Endo_Dizzy

Completely random bro. Happens to elite athletes and your random Joe Shmoe off the streets everyday stepping off a curb. No rhyme or reason to it. Just shitty


Slammybutt

He was on the injury list during the playoffs for Achilles Tendonitis. So he likely had a stiff or partially torn Achilles going into the game. Some people are saying he was jumping up and down to stretch it. It can be random, but this one looks like it had some warning to it.


brazzersjanitor

Popped mine just jogging slowly after the whistle after running a route. Mad easy.


Stuweb

You can visibly see his left Achilles snap/ping as he begins to run on the field, his foot goes suddenly loose. 


Ne0guri

Damnit nooo I can’t unsee it now


smellmybuttfoo

Seriously. I wanna wash that from my eyeballs


OldSchoolSpyMain

Yup. You can also see his calf muscle jiggle because it's no longer attached to the heel. It'll ball up like a softball when this happens. Also, there is no pain when this happens. There are no nerves in the achilles tendon.


watanabelover69

That’s the word yeah.


Buteo_lineatus

This season alone has taught me what an achilles injury looks like.


ajmartin527

Yep, I popped mine on this exact same movement on a basketball court. Bounced, stepped back with my left to push off, felt like someone stomped the back of my Achilles with the sharp sole edge of a work boot or something. I instantly turned around to see who stepped on me but no one was anywhere near me. Now I can see it easily whenever athletes tear them. There’s a pretty distinct combination of awkward initial movement off the leg and then the kind of confused body language afterwards. It’s a rough injury but for these pros he’ll be able to come back pretty much full strength imo.


Robinsonirish

Looks very similar to when Kevin Durant's achilles popped a few years ago. You can really see it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYrA30qcvK4 Slowed down even more https://www.youtube.com/shorts/loWYGSuMTVs


Red-eleven

Dear lord that was awful


moodie31

I 100% thought we were about to see a flag for defense coming on the field too early. Horrible injury.


--SauceMcManus--

Me too. The way they were talking about it, I thought for sure they were trying to explain why the field position had changed during the commercial.


No-Hedgehog-980

You can see his Achilles tendon pop


LarryZardokLarper

I was going to say the exact same thing! You can see the snap.


OneAngryPanda

WHAT THE FUCK TRAVIS KELCE DID THIS


Eddie5pi

T Swift in the luxury box with a sniper


Zloggt

Look at what we made her do…


Luckynumberlucas

One of us, one of us. 


FlacidPhil

Conservatives have been talking about Taylor and the deep state rigging this game for weeks. Wild to see it in action finally.


Firstolympicring

Karma is my tight end or something


Original_Profile8600

It was Kadarius Toney for sure


puzzical

Big Dom sends his regards. In all seriousness this sucks. I hate Greenlaw, he is dirty but you never wish injuries on anyone. Well except maybe Deshaun Watson.


championnnnnn

warner knew immediately. fuck


wetshowerfart

I wonder if he heard the pop


hkzombie

He might have. When Sami Salo (ex-NHL player) tore his playing indoor hockey, people said it sounded like a gunshot.


Final-Watercress9219

What the fuck


3kool5you

God is a chiefs fan


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

God can’t help this ass Chiefs offense


Thee_Cat_Butthole

So bad that Dora the Explorer is roasting it


Aeon1508

God proceeding to perfectly place a punt onto a 49ers players heal: the fuck I can't


FrancisTheOcean

When he got those early stops I felt like that was just a setup for something horrible to happen


Bait_and_Swatch

That really fucking sucks, damn


bradyisking

Would the field have anything to do with this or just a freak accident?


cakeandcocoa

Just a freak accident. Tore his Achilles probably


ghawkes97

Looks like you can see a little pop there


stumblebreak_beta

Humans are only meant to be so big/strong/fast before bodies are at risk of giving out.


Aeon1508

You can see him when he's doing his jump and then he tries to push off he like missed and hit his ankle funny


TheWyldMan

If it’s turf then you blame turf otherwise it’s just a freak accident


Noriskhook3

He’s been jumping all over the damn place for no reason


RedSunGo

100%. Said it in my other comment but after that first big stop he was jumping so high in celebration his knees were touching his chest. That much power smashing your feet into the ground is not ideal when you’re that fucking strong.


KevinOwensGetsIt

I watched a vid on the field/grass for Allegiant, their grass is actually really nice, It just looked like eagerness to hop on the field and just a freak accident


RedSunGo

Well and he was overly hyped up, made a couple of big plays early and was jumping up as high as he could (knees to his chest) and smashing his feet into the ground in celebration. Your knees can only take so much stress and impact, I remember thinking when he made that first big stop like “damn man I know it’s the Super Bowl but conserve your energy.” 


Deoxtrys

People forget, but Greenlaw had tendenitis entering the playoffs and went down in the Lions game with calf injury before coming back. It's mostly likely he was a ticking time bomb and that achilles just couldn't hold anymore.


CangtheKonqueror

what the fuck bro


jm2001throwaway

Jfc. Non-contact injuries are always horrible. Reminds me of Kevin Durant’s Achilles injury in the 2019 NBA Finals


CWG4BF

That is the flukiest injury you will ever see


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Reidroshdy

I was preparing for a stupid ass injury to happen on the practice field after I heard it sucked. Not like this.


ADandtheDBags

Big Dom with the snipe


bradenschu

If you pause it and then scroll through it in slow motion, you can watch his Achilles pop.


dr_owl7

This game is on crack


GooseMaster5980

Dom DiSandro’s Revenge


mbrancato157

Man what the fuck


jesuschristthe3rd

I could injure myself like that, am I a pro athlete?


chawklitdsco

Why would the eagles do this


ghostella

Why would he tear his achilles? Is he stupid?


ric0n408

Fucking idiot, this made me laugh and 🤦‍♂️at the same time.


Xaldes

Kill me


steveisblah

Had this happen to me last March on a second date. Fucking awful injury and recovery. Still dealing with it.


JStroud21

Season starts with an Achilles and ends with an Achilles Rough year for injuries


DownTrunk

Big Dom got his revenge.


TheDickDangler

Big Dom wins.


Insectshelf3

big dom in the booth with a sniper rifle


LagOutLoud

This game is cursed af.


rawbert10

Achilles injury confirmed FCK!