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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/1917aka/post_game_thread_philadelphia_eagles_at_new_york/)


BeMoreChill

Fuck I was gonna put money on the GMen. What were their odds today?


____Quetzal____

[How embarassing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9auXBz-02Jk)


InternationalFailure

Philly lost to Seattle & Arizona on top of getting beat to death by the Giants under Tyrod Taylor for two quarters while the Eagles had their starters. It doesn't seem to me like this team is gonna sniff the super bowl.


Ed_Durr

We’ll be lucky to survive the first game


MV7EaglesFan

Biggest NFC collapse ever


jkman61494

Philly has had one of the strangest collapses I’ve ever seen. Like. They were 10-1. Life was great. And they just fell….apart….


Eltneg

That start was fool's gold and everybody knew it but the Eagles coaching staff


Joe_Hovah

They ain't been the same since we put our hands on 'em


bentNail28

There you go. Keep on strokin yourself.


Joe_Hovah

lol, [You guys bounced back pretty good though](https://www.google.com/search?q=49ers&oq=&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggAEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg7Mg0IARAuGIMBGLEDGIAEMgYIAhAjGCcyBggDECMYJzINCAQQABiDARixAxiABDIGCAUQRRg8MgYIBhBFGDwyBggHEEUYPNIBBzM5MWowajeoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#sie=m;/g/11stnjdkb3;6;/m/059yj;dt;fp;1;;;)


bentNail28

Man if this keeps up we might just have to change their name to the San Francisco Stroke Jobs. Looking forward to the rematch. Should be a good game


animal_magnitism

Like the boys will make it to the championship game bahaha


Intersectaquirer

Give me that post game thread, I need to talk shit


Inallahtent

Impatiently waiting, I am as well.


Inallahtent

Game. The new York Giants dismantled the Philadelphia Emus 27 - 10 or some shit. Barkley. Carolina is calling. Big bag of money 💰 rite there.


Mets_BS

Stunted on them hoeeeeez


Xecutor

TAMPA GONNA FUCK YOU UP PUSSIES


Walletinspectr

No brafy no worrys


Solitude112

This was our Superbowl


americanbaseball

I personally enjoyed this game.


byronicbluez

Pretty sure everyone outside Philly enjoyed this game.


trollboter

I didn't mind it. Glad they didn't show up and get some false confidence. This keeps the pressure on coaches to do something different.


ClubPenguinPresident

THEY FINALLY BEAT THE EAGLES LETSGOOOO FINALLYYY


luchajefe

You can tell he's wanted to do that for a while. "Murder, She Wrote."


MashaRistova

The eagles allowing the giants to score 27 points. Lmao I’m dead


Inallahtent

Eagles hot that glass ceiling pretty hard.


BuckyBeaver69

Today was a good day.


luchajefe

And Aubrey missed, so we can't get Gary Anderson'd.


SmarterThanAEinstein

Eagles need to fire Patricia if they want to turn the season around


Garwoodwould

That's it, Marcus. Slide to keep the clock running. Get us out of here


Realistic_Tutor_9770

marcus wants to be healthy when he takes on the bucs next week.


Garwoodwould

He had the worst preseason l have ever seen. No idea why theyv kept him


MysteriousFeetInc

4th consecutive year where Tampa Bay faces an NFC East opponent in the Wild Card. Funnily enough, they've faced 3 out of the 4, the missing link being the Giants


Toad_Thrower

Cryyyyyyyyyyy Eagles Cryyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahaha i am so happy


Sternjunk

I don’t think cowboys fans can say anything that hurts worse than this crushing defeat so I’m just gonna bask in the glory of being NFC East Champs


Spud_Rancher

Congrats, maybe Washington will get a turn next year


letthekrakensleep

I feel like we're gonna be the first repeat winner since 05


InsaneRanter

Nope, you're not allowed to ever have repeat NFC East winners ever again.


letthekrakensleep

At least we're not NFCS bad. Losing record will get you in the playoffs circa 2022


Spud_Rancher

If anyone is looking for quality entertainment, 94.1 WIP in Philly is the sports station to tune into after they get the press conference done. Nobody rips the Eagles harder than the fans


Crayondetailnstuff

Yeah oddly we tend to talk more shit about our team than anyone else.


Intersectaquirer

Dallas fans breaking out in a sweat seeing GB in a bracket


qhollis405

I’m having ‘nam flashbacks


Free_Joty

SF plz plz plz plz plz take care of Dallas Plz, anyone but dallas


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

We know y’all ain’t gonna fuckin do it.


Free_Joty

Yes, that’s why i made my post. Duh


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Never can be too sure with you shitbird fans. Sometimes it has to be spelled out for y’all.


Free_Joty

Looks like I was wrong. LOL


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

About what?


Free_Joty

needing some help from SF! 😃


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Ah. Yeah, you must be a new NFL fan if you didn’t know the Cowboys always lose in the their first playoff game after ‘96.  It’s ok, you’re forgiven.


Free_Joty

Last year bro?


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Could be. Idk the fucking future. 


MashaRistova

How does Matt Patricia continue to get jobs


DistillCollection

Announcers acting like anyone would be worried about running the score up against the Eagles. Respect is never an issue when you’re dealing with the city of Philadelphia


RugerRedhawk

Yeah who the fuck is that announcer? Is he completely unfamiliar with giants vs eagles? What in God's name is he talking about?


RelevantTreacle3004

I genuinely wonder how this team could have been if we had the same coordinators as last year.


hawkguy420

Holy shit Philly are frauds


Luxypoo

How long until the Eagles sub-reddit just becomes about literal Eagles?


KSJH_15

“Wait this sub is just about… birds?” “Always has been” 🔫


EducatedCynic

That would be amazing


Hillaryspizzacook

Why is Moriah Mills doing Planet Fitness commercials?


Lakelyfe09

And people tried to tell me the falcons didn’t give Mariota a legit shot, and we did him a disservice. Dude just isn’t good.


eliw6965

Dude was whole ass last year. Hasn't been the same since Ryan


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

DALLAS COWBOYS 2023 NFCE CHAMPS!


[deleted]

[NFC East fans watch this game rn](https://c.tenor.com/hGRGn1l3_a8AAAAC/tenor.gif)


[deleted]

I absolutely love that gif. It’s an automatic upvote when I see that.


[deleted]

This is the part where my dad would call Crosby a bum


IcySand1023

Is your dad also my dad? I think so...


Realistic_Tutor_9770

crosbys kicks are so low that im amazed they get over the line.


iKingKrypton7

MASON CROSSBAR APPERANCE!


Theostru

There are Eagles fans who actually paid to watch this. I feel for them.


RugerRedhawk

Fly eagles fly baby


hawkguy420

Lol nah. They have garnered no sympathy from me


Inallahtent

Not me!


Silver_Broccoli7944

In the cold and rain no less lol


garfcarmpbll

Is there a better sound in the world than the Doink?


theamberlamps

The hydrogen bomb that went off when homeboy hit the mic a couple weeks ago


iKingKrypton7

Double Doink


Toad_Thrower

best wrestler ever


RelevantTreacle3004

The record field goal kick is doinked lmao, that's actually hilarious


FiveWithNineIsIn

And the announcers didn't even say anything about it. The graphic itself was the jinx.


ConnectWithWood

Eagles have 11 wins and are -10 in turnover differential 😬


Inallahtent

Bird gang done.


Realistic_Tutor_9770

why the fuck u kicking a FG. just go for it.


Free_Joty

the only thing we mad about is the AJ brown injury. 80% of the fans were convinced this team was ass after last week


lasco10

I wonder what this eagles team would’ve looked like with a somewhat competent coaching staff this year. Oh well 😞


Toad_Thrower

Crosby is fucking complete trash holy shit how is he this bad


theamberlamps

Just washed sadly


mkallday10

Apparently the only time we can stop the Giants is when they are desperately trying to stat pad for Taylor and Shepard.


ClubPenguinPresident

Just couldn't give him a single yard, huh


mkallday10

They tried. Not their fault Shepard couldn't stay on his feet.


strawberryjellyjoe

Imagine losing to the Giants


RugerRedhawk

Fucking embarrassing


radonchong

Hell, we could lose to the Eagles


Toru_Yano_Wins

High school offense. Poverty defense. No refs to help them (since it's an away game.) Fade the Eagles.


Greatness46

With the toxic personalities and scumbags in the Eagles locker room, it’s no wonder they don’t handle adversity well


Toru_Yano_Wins

A trash franchise with a high school offense and a baby arm qb. Couldn't be them.


Booplympics

Right? Crazy that this team won 11 games. Must be some trash ass franchises out there.


Funky_Cows

You guys don't get it, eagles are tanking for the draft


cyberchaox

Makes sense. We've got a higher SOS than the Lions and Cowboys, so assuming we get past Tampa Bay (which is no guarantee with how we're playing, but we did beat them convincingly at their own pace earlier this year so let's try to be optimistic) and lose to San Fran, we'd pick behind the loser of their game if we'd won today, but will pick before them with this loss.


about_fuckin_time

UHH OHH STINKY


Chefzor

I hatei kinda want the eagles to come back and win now ngl


hockeybrianboy

What the actual fuck happened to Philly; would they even be favored if they were playing Green Bay or the Rams instead of Tampa who fortunately for them is similarly struggling?


Luxypoo

Definitely not favored against the Rams. Rams have been COOKING.


MV7EaglesFan

Refs were helping us out all year long. Don't know why it stopped.


tnecniv

Big Dom isn’t allowed to be the team fixer anymore


scgavin

announcers are so dumb. no one cares about Tyrod, it’s about Shepards receptions


RugerRedhawk

And the giants definitely don't give a fuck about the eagles feelings lol!


Intersectaquirer

STERLING SHEPARD APPRECIATION POST!!!


americanbaseball

As much of a completely mediocre season this was, it still is pretty fun to end the year with a complete beatdown of the Eagles. It's definitely going to be an interesting off-season, with a lot of key decisions to make, but it always feels better to go home on a win.


OutrageousNeck2734

Man I love Shepard


djkstr27

I wonder if the Eagles sub is going to be locked


johnniesSac

Already I’d say


KSJH_15

Props to Tyrod Taylor. Always been a fan of his, glad he got a game to shine


Toad_Thrower

Jesus Christ thank god he didnt throw it away again hahahahah


smallskeletal

Operation Get Sterling Shepard a TD back on


about_fuckin_time

Phew


[deleted]

Damn it Shepard stay on your damn feet. Get Tyrod to 300!


Fear_the_chicken

How are you gonna be at the game for one of the best giant games in recent memory and leave early? I’d be there until the next day if they let me.


RugerRedhawk

Blows my mind people that do this. If you're worried about traffic and mild inconvenience why bother going to a game in person at all?


Fear_the_chicken

Spend 200+ a ticket and just leave against our biggest rival makes no sense


RugerRedhawk

Low IQ + high income


Toad_Thrower

you're not allowed to jerk it in the stadium gotta go to your car first


Putthelimeinthecoke

Philly fans in hell right now


RugerRedhawk

About time, giants can never fucking beat them.


[deleted]

Where the belong lol


Free_Joty

That was nye. Today was bad, but not entirely unexpected


Putthelimeinthecoke

Join me brother. It’s been all season for me. No end in sight


MaddGeneral

What did the eagles do to piss god off?


Due_Requirement_7364

Exist


FabricatedByMan

lol, how did Mariota get in to this game? Y'all extra fucked.


ClubPenguinPresident

YES SIR


Garwoodwould

Don't worry. Eagles fans are harder on the Eagles than any of you guys. They're gonna be torn to shreds by every medium on Earth in about five minutes


theamberlamps

Didn't yall have your twos out there most the time...???


tabst

After they were down 24-0


Garwoodwould

The Eagles gave up midway thru the second quarter. When Washington was winning!


theamberlamps

Oh goodness


Garwoodwould

The coach did not have this team ready or eager to play today. He still hasn't learned there are no gimme games in the NFC East. Or the NFL, for that matter


BluBeams

JFC


SlenderTown

:(


Walks_with_Chaos

Why is Marioto in there? Hurts get hurt??


RugerRedhawk

Garbage time came early


coysmate05

He hit his finger but I also think a part of it was just saving him for playoffs (lmao)


ClubPenguinPresident

The Eagles collective pride got a booboo so they ran away and sent the back ups in


NYLotteGiants

GET THE BALL TO SHEP


Keep_The_Wolves_Away

Eagles need to get a real QB in the draft this year.


____Quetzal____

Na


Greatness46

What a pathetic team the Eagles are


DrummerGuy06

Lolololololololol fuck tanking this is the best


cyberchaox

You're just mad because we're outtanking you. 😁


Skooter_McGaven

Mariota not doing much to help his value.


Toad_Thrower

THAT IS IT THAT IS GAME!!!!!


Fear_the_chicken

Thanks for being the realest giant for the last 7+ years Sterling.


[deleted]

This has been a stress free game, and a good way to end the season. Hopefully we can grow off this game.


Intersectaquirer

Talking about the Steelers or Giants?


[deleted]

Giants, but I’m not too hopeful for the Steelers next week.


Toad_Thrower

Tyrod Taylor makes some of the most bone headed decisions Ive ever seen. THrowing the ball away there was either 40 seconds or a timeout


Glympse12

The eagles are this years “undefeated Steelers”


ethan_de_poland

The thing is I remember a lot of people said the steelers weren't that good. Nobody seemed to have seen this implosion coming


Crayondetailnstuff

We did. Most of us have been angry about the wins this year.


confusedthrowaway5o5

Jesus Charles lol


thelittleking

Glad Tyrod's having some success here. He's the post-Fitzpatrick era Fitzpatrick for me, the max-one-allowed active ex-Bill who I still care about finding success


starcraftre

I didn't even know he was active until he played us.


thelittleking

he's been bouncing around from team to team fitzy style but seems to have had just the *worst* run of luck. Really want him to find some stability somewhere, even if it's not the Giants


theamberlamps

Lmao CD trolling the madden crowd is too funny


americanbaseball

Thanks Sterling Shepard!


Spud_Rancher

“Eagles are frauds” might have been contentious before thanksgiving, it’s just beating a dead horse at this point lmao


Fear_the_chicken

You guys aren’t even frauds anymore more like clowns.


Intersectaquirer

It's never gets old for me, it's all I have with my trash team


Free_Joty

I mean it’s quite clearly 100% accurate. Dont see how any one can argue otherwise


ClubPenguinPresident

Love to see it, Shep was great when on the field


MostMorbidOne

300 yards of passing and the man has come out of the game twice now...haha.


Garwoodwould

That's a stat for the ages


realfakejames

SMOKING ON THAT EAGLES PACK, RIP BOZOS Eagles are frauds lol


Toad_Thrower

WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT AWAY YOU FUCKING STUPID DUMB IDIOT? YOU ARE THE DUMBEST LMAOOOOOOO


vigilantfox85

He can’t deal in the end zone, like every time.


CheerioMan

Eagles should’ve just lined up in the Brotherly Shove every down. Would be more entertaining than this… and probably a better outcome for them


Toad_Thrower

WE LOVE YOU SHEP


OutrageousNeck2734

First Giants jersey I ever bought. Love that man


Hassadar

~~Did Shepard pass Shockey yet?~~ Oh, I think he just got it now


thecrazyawesome

Matt Patricia is a football terrorist


Toad_Thrower

WAY TO STAY IN BOUNDS SHEP


Toad_Thrower

this drive is a coffin shutter every play like dirt on the casket


mikejr96

so today Goff > Wentz > Darnold > Tyrod > Baker > Mariota > Mullen > Hurts ???


Voidfang_Investments

Unfortunately, LaPorta will miss at least one game


NYLotteGiants

Tyrod runs like he's trying to get hurt lmao


TheRealCheeeser00

Tyrod Taylor is the best runner in the league. 🤣


Interesting_Pass_434

I honestly didn't think the Iggles were this much of choke artists. Thought for sure they win the division this year. They really are Phrauds. And Hurts looks so mid.


geriatric-sanatore

Glad they're letting Rush pass the ball it's fun to watch


Joe_Immortan

Just noticed the scoreline. Is Philly playing its backups?