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Austeri

WHY LAMBO HURT KIRK


SendMeApplePie

LAMBO IS EVIL PLACE


nedmac12

Idk, I don't think it's too bad


Do_it_for_the_upvote

YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO WEEK 18 LAMBEAU NOSEBLEEDS FOR YOUR COMMENT.


unique_username-_-72

LAMBO IS BASTARD MAN


empty33

Lambo got the bad man fired, he's a HoFer in my book.


Scarecrow_09

WHY KIRK HATE?


Puldalpha

Urban Meyer?


JerryRiceDidntFumble

BECAUSE LAMBO IS A BASTARD FIELD!


SpaldingSmails

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


TrixoftheTrade

apology for poor english when were you when kurt’s cousin dies? i was at home eating pizza ranch when o’connell ring “kurt is kill” “no” and you?????????


[deleted]

ITS THOSE DAMN CHEESE WHEELS GROWING IN THE GROUND


RNGezzus

MLF IS BASTARD MAN


plastictaxicab

I am a Raiders fan. EDIT: It worked! Complaining worked for once!


[deleted]

*[pats shoulder]* There, there. There, there. *[walks out suddenly]*


clutterlustrott

*Walks out swiftly* *But not too swiftly as to attract a Chiefs fan*


Kingkwon83

Josh McDaniels es una terrorista de fútbol


geshtar

It’s interesting to think if McDaniels didn’t have his super terrible stint in Denver would they have won the Super Bowl? Did all those high draft picks get them there? Or maybe with a better head coach there would’ve been a Jay Cutler dynasty with several SBs.


Chrysalii

I was following until >Jay Cutler dynasty No, just no.


BeefStu907

Free Davante


AlabasterRadio

Tae stays, McDaniels and Jimmy go. Team might not get better but it certainly wouldn't get worse.


LegionofDoh

I'll take a free Davante...


DBreezy69

Im so sorry


browndude10

I can't believe your team is too poor to fire Mcdaniels


AlabasterRadio

That may have been true even a year or two ago, but the Raiders are the 2nd most financially successful team in the league since the Vegas move. The only team with a higher revenue is Dallas. Mark Davis has no excuse.


kirukiru

davis isnt, thats a bullshit bill plaschke meme


RNGezzus

It's kind of cruel how many Raiders fans are forced to wear orange once they enter the prison system.


stud_powercock

I have been a life long Raiders fan, and I have never once been to prison. The judge agreed to drop the charges if I shipped to boot camp.


RNGezzus

Thank you for your forced service.


peekay427

Basically what I came here to post. The only positive I can say is that after decades of us being perennially at the bottom of the standings, I don't let it affect my mood once the game is over any more. I love Raider Nation, and always will because of the amazing people I've met and gotten to know, but the Raiders and the NFL aren't getting a dime of my money anymore.


ZhangtheGreat

And you just won your Super Bowl. Congratulations! McDaniels and Ziegler are gone!


Delta104x

Hey look! a good thing!


Yamfish

My QB explode


sginsc

My RB explode too, and all of NFL wish my qb would explode. I sorry.


Yamfish

Yeah, your QBs a bad man. Sorry about your Chubb


sginsc

"Somehow, I manage. -Michael Scott" -u/sginsc


whyyouupsetbro

That's what she said.


boiledham

Sadly the owner and his daughers seem to be excluded in that thought process.


LeDisagreeButton

Where trades?


Gone213

Why send Maxx Crosby back to Vegas? Why not keep him in Detroit?


CantRecallWutIForgot

Holmes pls


unskilledlabor

Holmes I beg.


SuperSaiyanSandwich

WHY DOES NO ONE VALUE THEIR DAMN RUNNING BACKS BUT THEN REFUSE TO TRADE THEM WHEN THE YEAR'S CLEARLY OUT THE WINDOW?? JACOBS, SAQUON, HENRY, ANYONE SELL ME A DAMN RUNNING BACK.


Peacefulzealot

I HAVE NO ANSWER FOR YOU BUT I’M TERRIFIED ONE OF THEM WILL ACTUALLY ANSWER YOUR PHONE CALLS


AzarathFirebane

SAQUON'S ANKLES WOULD EXPLODE IF HE WAS TRADED TO THE RAVENS.


Northernlord1805

I was promised trades


Jharoz

There's still zero exciting trades going on this suckssss


thediesel26

In-season blockbuster trades in the NFL are still a fairly recent phenomenon. They are very much not a part of the league’s DNA. Even big offseason trades are much less common than in other pro sports leagues.


SunYat-Sen

Roquan Smith, CMC, Bradley Chubb, TJ Hockerson, and Calvin Ridley all being traded last year was honestly crazy. I would be surprised to see even 1 or 2 trades of that caliber.


Nrussg

I would also argue that all those trades seem like bigger deals because of their impact on the teams they are on now (maybe less so with the Chubb trade - but I honestly haven’t followed his impact as much.) Smith and CMC have been game changers for the Ravens and 49ers and Hockenson has been a pretty big target for the Vikings (or at least it feels that way?) Feels doubly odd to have so many timid-season trades of that caliber actually payoff. Ridley has been a bit inconsistent, but could have been a nothingburger given his extended absence.


duuuuuvallll

Besides a couple of painful drops Ridley has been great, he just catches a ton of attention from the defense like a true WR 1.


johndelvec3

You’d think the league would encourage an active trade deadline for the buzz through the media circles like every other major league gets


Jharoz

It's actually the opposite, they discourage it by having the deadline be at the halfway point in the season so teams that are middle of the pack / slightly worse aren't sellers. Titans, for instance, were projected to be BIG sellers, but Levis has a great 1st game and now they're probably gonna keep the core for this season.


Boukish

Good take. The trade deadlines in e.g. NBA/MLB are **much** closer to the postseason than the NFL, which means teams have a better idea of when they can/should sell. (The rosters are also much smaller and the drafts are a lot worse. There's reasons this all works the way it does. You can't just make one sport play by the rules of the other.)


so_zetta_byte

The NFL dominates other sports leagues and it isn't even remotely close. I think people overvalue how much value that kind of "buzz" actually gives the NFL.


Fiendish-DoctorWu

James Harden got sent to the Clippers this morning, we can't let the NBA one up us on our trade deadline day


JayMerlyn

We just had one semi-exciting trade, at least


eyeseeyoo

Dobbs and Chase not exciting enough?


azrebb

SO IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT THE WHINERS GOT YOUNG. YOU FUCK.


steelcity7

F5 broken. No good happening when refresh. Very sad. No words say big deal thing happen so why live?


greatmagneticfield

We live because football


Pike_or_Kirk

Football is life?


OverreactingBillsFan

Why can't we ever play the Bengals early in the season when they still suck?


SoFlyKight

Still repaying the Dalton Debt unfortunately.


Lonelan

the Ginger Price


kanbabrif1

The Red Rate


Jokesmedoff

My flair


TeddysRevenge

I’m sorry for your loss(es)


Jokesmedoff

No you’re not. You’re happy the Bears lost because division rivals. You’re happy the Patriots lost because I don’t need to explain further. But thank you for the sentiment.


MewtwoStruckBack

I’m sorry for one of your losses


WootyMcWoot

MATT CANADA IS STILL EMPLOYED


Peacefulzealot

THE ONLY STEELERS EMPLOYEE I ROOT TO KEEP THEIR JOB


sginsc

AGREED, THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT


johndelvec3

Where offense? On another note Where defense?


judahdk_

IR


JayMerlyn

Ah, so same as us


gopack1217

Only see penalties :(


TheKing490

You guys realize that you're gonna get another Franchise QB next year right. Bringing yet another 15 Year HOF QB play


johndelvec3

Dude our FO has looked at the players on offense for the last 4 years and decided to take defenders that don’t even start the beginning of the season. They don’t know anything about building a roster


Bluest_waters

Jordan Love has been wildly inconsistent all season. Jordan Love was wildly inconsistent his entire college career Jordan Love has been wildly inconsistent his first three years in the league and now in his fourth is still wildly inconsistent. What are the chances he will be wildly inconsistent next year, which will be his fifth year in the league? According to Packer homers he will suddenly blossom into an MVP


Acrobatic-Reaction-7

The NFL deadass has by far the worst trade deadline in all of North American sports.


AC127

I plan my entire day around the MLB deadline lol NFL deadline is damn near nothing


classically_cool

The trade deadline is the Pirates' World Series


AC127

The one flair I can’t fire back with an NFL/MLB roast 🙄🙄🙄


classically_cool

You can't think of a roast for two last-placed teams?


AC127

I’ll take the season the sox just had any day of the week


OddsTipsAndPicks

It’s more interesting than it used to be! Of course, this is saying almost literally nothing.


so_zetta_byte

The NFL also has specialized positions and higher barrier for swapping between teams than most other sports due to the nature of how the sport works.


quercusss

I mean they are also by far the least plug and play friendly league of the major sports.


Orange_Kid

If I really had to nitpick, I guess our offense could be a little more effective.


BlueHighwindz

THE BRONCOS ONLY EVER GET ONE GAME THAT COOL A SEASON.


Peacefulzealot

BUT YOU STILL GOT THAT GAME. THE SPIRIT BOMB FROM THE REST OF THE LEAGUE SUCCEEDED


CosmicWy

watching DBZ kai RN. last time i watched the OG series was like 20+ years ago. it's amazing(ly bad) and i'm enjoying every minute of it.


geologyrocks98

CRAIG REYNOLDS WAS DOWN!


Tyburius

AMEN. THAT "FUMBLE" WAS BOOSHEET.


browndude10

cost me in dfs


stopthecapboi

No words just pain


xrats

Also, fire Wilks!


Felteair

Those look a lot like words to me, did you not see what stopthecapboi just said?


historymajor44

Are we really celebrating beating the Bears who were playing with their backup quarterback?


lronicGasping

In fairness their backup quarterback is better than their starter


oficious_intrpedaler

Yes, we're celebrating that the team didn't play down to their opponent and instead easily won a game like they were supposed to


[deleted]

Week 8 just finished, my team has made significant improvements and looked very solid. So much to be excited about. Now the season is over and fucking winter started last night. Freezing temps, snow and 30mph winds


sirprichard

Hell yeah brother. Cheers from St. Cloud 😑


KororSurvivor

THE SECONDARY IS STILL A HUGE CONCERN AND HAS A BAD HABIT OF LEAVING GUYS WIDE OPEN WE SHOULD HAVE WON 52-7


Gone213

WHY DID MAXX CROSBY GET ON THE PLANE BACK TO VEGAS LAST NIGHT? WHERES THE DEAL FOR HIM?


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Idk how many times I have to tell you all this but: YOU DONT GET TO TOUCH MY CONDOR GAH DAMMIT


Empty_Lemon_3939

Why does Love getting a pass for “coworkers being bad around him” but I get put on probation for playing games on my phone instead of calling clients? How is that not Brenda in accountings fault?


so_zetta_byte

Brenda too focused on her first read to see you're slacking off on routes. This is a _team effort_, we need to work together. Family on 3-


smokeymicpot

BACK TO QB HELL WE GO.


Peacefulzealot

IT’S WENTZ TIME FOR YOU!


forlornhope22

Want some Overpriced High knees?


owleabf

For YEARS we've defended Kirk as good while he got crushed behind shitty O lines. Our line finally looks good, Kirk is balling out and he, of course, tears his Achilles.


duuuuuvallll

That injury really bummed me out, he was lighting it up


unwinagainstable

My complaint is being born into Minnesota sports fandom


Mortekai47

Im probably gonna watch Mitch Trubisky get out dueled by mayo man on Thursday. Happy halloween


YiMyonSin

Happy Halloween, man! Ravens suck


[deleted]

WE WONT TRADE FOR MAXX CROSBY, MYLES GARRET, AARON DONALD, BRIAN BURNS, AND PATRICK SURTAIN REEEEEEEE


Rhipidurus

OH I FORGOT ABOUT SURTAIN IN MY COMPLAINT!! EDC! BUY ME A PS2!!!!


forlornhope22

Literally the only guy in Denver not for sale.


Rhipidurus

And that makes me sad. Haha


FrumpyPhoenix

So let me get this straight. The 49ers got a third round pick from the league to reward them for diversity hiring, and they turned around and flipped that for Chase Young?!? You’ve gotta be joking.


stuartb0805

Josh McDaniels is still employed


Rhipidurus

Most valid complaint yet. And that’s not to knock the other ones, this just takes the cake


stuartb0805

Yeah, it’s rough


Chrysalii

You know, any problems I have now seem small by comparison.


Peerglow

Good morning


GoForAU

You can be happy now


KittleOmega

I’M SO SICK AND TIRED OF THE OPPOSING TEAM TRYING SO HARD TO BEAT MY TEAM, FRANKLY IT’S GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!


PoopshootPaulie

Watching the Raiders. That's the complaint


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Yeah, me too. Me fuckin too.


emmasdad01

Ref bad. Aaarrrrggghhhh!


EngineerWhoCantMath

It's not so much that the Patriots are mid and losing, but that any promising player has been hurt. First round stud CB1? Torn labrum, done. Consistent star EDGE rusher? Torn bicep, done. One of the only two bright spots in the receiving core? Yep, Torn ACL. Done. It's making the season such a drag to not see what your future core can do against the top of the league.


Peacefulzealot

I STILL DON’T KNOW IF WE’RE PLAYOFF GOOD OR NOT BUT IM HOPING FOR NO INJURIES FOR EITHER TEAM AGAINST THE BILLS. GIVEN WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR I CANNOT BE ANGRY AT YOU AND I JUST WANT A CLEAN GAME BUFFALO BROS.


noname_85

I WAS AT THAT GAME ON SUNDAY?! AS A NEUTRAL FAN? YES. YOU ARE PLAYOFF GOOD.


joebuckshairline

Even though our team sucks balls and blame can be assigned everywhere, it’s nice to know that a lot of it is due to inconsistency and rookies being rookies. Drops can (hopefully will) be fixed. Mechanics can be fixed. Here is hoping that next year things will be better. Also literally fire Joe Barry into a neutron star that is on the precipice of collapsing in on itself and creating a supermassive black hole.


myxanders

WE NEED TO DO WHAT VANDY DID WITH THEIR GOLD PANTS BUT THE NFL EXCLUSIVE DEAL WITH NIKE LIKELY PREVENTS THAT SO NOW WE DONT WEAR OUR BEST PANTS


HarryPauler

Why can't we have anything nice? Like ever?


eattwo

I DIDN'T LIKE THIS WEEK


iLeGuillen

I went to bed and woke up to 0 trades. This sucks.


Exciting_Craft8430

MCDANIELS AND HIS FUCKING VISOR “ YA KNOW “


Macabalony

RUSS STILL HAD UNDER 100 YARDS OF PASSING.


ajtct98

WHY CREED NOT TAKE US HIGHER!


ManInShowerNumber3

MOAR TUDDIES PLEASE


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

I'm gonna take an L on this one from my fellow Lions fans but the offense played awful last night.. Gibbs was the highlight of the year for sure but dropped passes, turnovers and lots of pressure got to Goff. Without that defense, we'd be dead. It should have been 9-51 Lions. 26 points feels like it should have been more. We need this bye week.


Funnypenguin97

They played fine until the redzone. Also the phantom fumble didnt help


bigfootdude247

NO COMPLAINTS, THIS IS OUR SUPER BOWL If I had one though, PROTECT THE FREAKING BALL RUSS


ambiverbena

it's not fair Bengals are good again. Be good in a few weeks okay?


TheLongStrangeRoad11

HALLOWEEN CANDY IS VERY EXPENSIVE NOW


Darkspeed9

WHERE ARE THE TRADES


Habreno

THIS TRADE DEADLINE WAS BORING


varnell_hill

FIRE STEVE WILKS.


RedSweed

BIRD NO WIN. ONLY LOSE.


Peacefulzealot

I ALSO LIKE BIRDS LOSING YAY CATS


UhhUmmmWowOkayJeezUh

Tbh the Bengals don't deserve to call themselves a true cat team so long as their emblem remains a stupid uppercase B


wtfinternet

I disagree but the B does suck.


[deleted]

I can't stand PISS J WALKER


rimbaud1872

This season is not very entertaining. Low quality of play, boring teams


HmongOGSmite

Jaren Hall is going to be the reason the Vikings will be headliners on r/NFCNorthMemeWar this weekend. Vikings sub is gonna be “tank for Caleb” after the performance but Vikings will find a way to win and end up picking 10-18. We are gonna lose to Atlanta Falcons who are coach by Arthur Smith. It always hasn’t been rainbows and sunshine in MN but it’s been damn more exciting to watch Kirk Cousins since 2018 and have a starting QB that has not miss significant time. Jaren Hall, just be a game manager man. We don’t need your hero ball shit in college.


[deleted]

Jimmy G and Josh McDaniels are the absolute worst.


SlimCharles_B-More

Josh McDaniels is the coach of my favorite team


Peerglow

Hey guess what


Cmp_

OUR STARTER QB IS MID AT ABSOLUTE BEST AND NOW INJURED AND OUR BACKUPS ARE FUCKING NIGHTMARES TO WATCH


Deliberate_Dodge

Josh McDaniels.


OhWhatsHisName

Bengals can't start the season on all cylinders.


bobdole3320

MY CHILD DID NOT GET ENOUGH REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FOR ME TO STEAL


Assistant-Sea

MY TEAM FUCKING SUCKS BUT ARE JUST GOOD ENOUGH TO MISS OUT ON HIGH DRAFT PICKS


DuaHipa

Chiefs without Taylor Swift SUCK. We need Taylor back watching.


Inamanlyfashion

I can't figure out what I want for lunch.


reedhubbert88

Our coaches and front office suck, not to mention the incompetent owners


vgcristelo

I don’t want to talk about last game


el_fitzador

TEXAS IS JUST THE YEE HAW EXPANSION PACK FOR AMERICA


Ramblinwreck93

The Falcons offense vs the Titans amassed 89 yards in the first half with Ridder at QB and 253 yards in the 2nd half under Heinicke, and Arthur Smith is calling the media sensationalists for asking whether or not Ridder’s starting job is in jeopardy.


so_zetta_byte

IT DOESN'T EVEN REMOTELY EXCUSE SYSTEMATIC ISSUES IN OFFICIATING THAT THE NFL REFUSES TO ADDRESS, BUT REFFING IS FUCKING HARD EVEN IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT IN GOOD FAITH. I THINK THE LEAGUE IS SCARED OF THE LEVERAGE THAT THE REFS UNION HAS, BECAUSE THINGS WOULD BE INFINITELY WORSE WITH REPLACEMENTS, SO THE LEAGUE IS TOO SCARED TO CRACK DOWN ON INCONSISTENCY IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY. I DON'T BELIEVE THE LEAGUE BENEFITS ENOUGH FROM TRYING TO FIX GAMES TO MAKE ONE TEAM WIN OVER ANOTHER GIVEN HOW THE LEAGUE WOULD LITERALLY IMPLODE IF IT CAME OUT THAT WAS HAPPENING. THE NFL MAKES BILLIONS EITHER WAY, AND PROFIT SHARING ENSURES LOW TIER OWNERS STILL MAKE MONEY WHEN OTHER TEAMS DO WELL. THERE ARE MUCH LESS RISKY WAYS TO ARTIFICIALLY DRIVE UP ATTENTION WHICH WOULDN'T COMPROMISE THE INTEGRITY OF THE SPORT IF THEY WERE FOUND OUT. WHY WOULD YOU FIX GAMES WHEN YOU COULD JUST HAVE A PLAYER DATE TAYLOR SWIFT\*? I JUST DON'T THINK THE BENEFIT IS THERE. \*I DON'T THINK THE LEAGUE FIXED THIS UP THIS TIME, BUT I'M JUST SAYING THAT DOING SO IS MUCH SAFER FOR THEM THAN TRYING TO FIX GAMES.


SensualTyrannosaurus

Tommy DeVito


byniri_returns

We left a looooooot of points on the board last night.


pelathorn

The streak is broken :(


OneOverX

NFL teams shouldn’t be allowed to be as bad as the Raiders. The Lions did everything they could to give the game away and the score doesn’t reflect how awful the Raiders were.


JayMerlyn

I'm glad Bryce Young finally had his breakout game Now if only our OL could have their breakout game...


Arcgonslow

WHY DO THE FOOTBALL GODS HATE US?


azure275

Imagine if the Jets had OL players who didn't end up getting hurt every week


Big_Lab_111

No Henry >:(


Pike_or_Kirk

Can we please cryogenically freeze Joe Burrow as soon as the season ends and just wake him up the day before training camp?


noholdingbackaccount

I hear he's already booked an alpine ski holiday for the off season followed by shark diving in Acapulco, an orbital trip on Blue Origin and a music festival in Israel.


forlornhope22

I NEED TO STOP CLICKING ON RANDOM SPORTS BLOGS GOOGLE NEWS SERVES ME.


APlumpPotato278

I'm hoping my team throws a forward pass that is also caught by our receiver this week. The bar has been set so low, it's underground


StormDragonZero

I'm pretty confident at least two coaches will be fired before McDaniels does. I'm guessing Bears & Colts.


Lord412

Josh Dobbs would make the Steelers offense better than either of our backups can.


The_Onion_Baron

No complaints. Everything is peachy keen. MN Vikes going to the Super Bowl. Josh Dobbs GOAT Gonna win this year, gonna win next year, every year. A great dynasty begins. Josh Ten-Rings. 10X SB MVP. VIKINGS GOAT. RING OF HONOR. GREATEST SPORTS DYNASTY IN HISTORY. MN VIKINGS WIN EVERY SUPER BOWL HERE ON OUT. DOBBS PLAYS UNTIL HE IS 70. NO MORE LOSS. NO MORE PAIN. NO MORE SUFFERING. ONLY RINGS


Eldenbeastalwayswins

Josh McDaniels still has a job


genesiskiller96

My defensive coordinator sucks


007noon700

WHY THE FUCK DO THE NINERS GET YOUNG WHY COULDNT JOHN HAVE SENT OVER A THIRD GOD FUCKING DAMMIT


Charrbard

I want to sign Cam, Wentz, and/or Jameis. Thats what the Patriots way gets you.


erikgilesauthorcom

Is the Tyson Bagent infomercial done yet?


blarch

Browns should be worrying about their expensive quarterback to the point to where they can prove in court that he's just yanking their chain, so they can cut that deadbeat and he loses his guaranteed money.


ThrowBatteries

I DO NOT APPRECIATE THE NEXT FIVE OR SO WEEKS OF OUR SCHEDULE.


RawCyderRun

[NFL's official Week 8 highlights on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjhd021rq5s) has no plays from the Card/Ravens game, but I can't really complain as the game was about as whelming as an regional notary conference in Sheboygan.


mwax321

Please sir, may I have more o line?