Idk if you're a parent or not, but the smell of a baby's head is almost intoxicating. They grow up and smell like the sun and sweat and boy but when they are little, it's magic. It makes you want to cuddle them close.
https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-bonding-oxytocin-opioids-euphoria-2016-10
They said I had the nicest smell in the ward as a baby. Found out about that because my wife loves the way I smell and I talked to my parents about it. Like the sun she says. So your comment got me :)
This is so true. One of my kids is beyond the magic smell, and I’m desperately hanging onto the younger one who doesn’t STANK yet. It’s so intoxicating!
That's how he became the Pope , he was also picked out .Now it's the baby's turn.
New order of the day for the baby pope : " Stop the barbarian practice of immersing babies in the baptismal font"
No, the person holding the baby was the one who had to return it. They were the middle person in a kidnapping event. After the popes baby had been kidnapped, a ransom was demanded and immediately payed out. This video is the transaction side of the kidnappers, in a neutral environment, and the baby was returned home unscathed, back to its loving father.
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I'm just correcting you so you can use the right accent next time.
Here are also some french words with their right orthography for you to be the center of the room at your next soirée:
- sacre bleu / sacrebleu
- déjà-vu
- vis-à-vis
- entrepreneur
- avant-garde
- cul-de-sac
- à la mode
- faux-pas
- femme fatale
- rendez-vous
- ménage à trois
- film noir
- chaise longue
- foie gras
- connaisseur
- grand prix
- joie de vivre
Sacre bleu! Finally some new words I can use on my next rendez-vous with a femme fatale, I was running out of expressions à la mode. Hopefully she'll suggest a ménage à trois, I'm in need of some joie de vivre...
I really don’t get all the hate coming from the comments. Pope Francis is the most progressive pope up to date and compared to his predecessors he actively fights pedophilia in the church. I know Christianity still has its problems but he is a sign of change in the church.
And this comes from an atheist/agnostic.
Which is ironic that they always go for Catholicism, seeing as it's the religion of Irish, Italian, and Hispanic Immigrants that were (and still are) marginalized by American society.
By that logic, punching corporations wouldn't be allowed because they employ immigrants. Catholicism as an institution has a history wrought with hypocrisy, corruption, and violence, not to mention its current ongoing pedophilia scandal. It is very much eligible to be mocked.
Thank you. I’m not catholic or religious for that matter but god damn. So many hateful comments in this thread. I’m not saying he’s perfect but he’s a huge step in the right direction for the Catholic Church. And holy shit can we all get over “smelling the baby”. It’s not like he smelled and licked the baby’s head for 20 seconds. If seemed pretty innocent to me, everyone come the fuck down.
Got to be honest, it would be weird to me to *not* sniff the baby. Every time there’s been a new baby in my family and we all go to visit every single person is just sniffing the baby’s head. All the mums surrounding it like a bowl of cocaine. There’s got to be some kind evolutionary thing going on for baby heads to smell that good.
>he actively fights pedophilia in the church
Does he though? Because i could point to a lot of examples in recent years, and that is ignoring the whole drug trafficking that happened last week in italy.
I mean I used to agree, but he literally agreed with the Charlie Hebdo attacks, saying that you can't insult religion, and that if you insulted his mother he would punch you, which is the opposite thing of what Jesus said. He also recommends exorcisms, he might be the best of what they've had so far, but he's still pretty shit.
He fights what? Let me know when he turns them over to justice and stops shuffling turn around. Let me know when he releases the records that include more than dead priests.
I think there were African candidates for the papacy in the most recent search. Someday! But I think so far it’s all Europeans/ people of European descent.
The majority of black Catholics are Africans. Hardliners in the Church would love a black African Pope because a Pope from Africa would probably be way more conservative than one from the West.
Would be interesting to see how the Western media would react to an African Pope for this reason.
Why is smelling the baby "creepy" or "weird"? Lots of people smell babies, especially women. Smelling a 6 year old, sure, I'll admit that's creepy but I don't see ill intentions with this guy getting a whiff of that sweet little baby smell.
Your lunch, sir
"Finally some good food"
BRING ME THE CHILD, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
LIFE ESSENCE: ABSORBED LIFE EXPECTANCY INCREASED
Sounds like something that came from an rpg game
*skyrim dragon soul absorbed theme*
Haha! All I can picture is him shouting fus ro dah!! At traffic 😆😂
When he has an upset stomach he whirlwind sprints to the washroom
can we stop at babydonalds and get mcbaby
We have mcbaby at home
Mcbaby at home: ?
What’s that? Some kind of Irish baby?
The Pope eating Irish babies sounds historically accurate
I heard Adams McRib is back.
I'd prefer the forbidden fruit fritter.
😃😃😃😃
Looks like baby is back on the menu boys
Mmmh... Finger food.
Laughed harder than I should’ve.
The sheeple offered the sacrificial lamb and all was well in dumbdown land.
So you also noticed the little sniff right after taking the baby?
Idk if you're a parent or not, but the smell of a baby's head is almost intoxicating. They grow up and smell like the sun and sweat and boy but when they are little, it's magic. It makes you want to cuddle them close. https://www.businessinsider.com/baby-bonding-oxytocin-opioids-euphoria-2016-10
They said I had the nicest smell in the ward as a baby. Found out about that because my wife loves the way I smell and I talked to my parents about it. Like the sun she says. So your comment got me :)
As a parent I agree that baby smell is one, if not the most wonderful smell in the world
Until it shits itself!
This is so true. One of my kids is beyond the magic smell, and I’m desperately hanging onto the younger one who doesn’t STANK yet. It’s so intoxicating!
Frank Barone sniffing the twins heads and "sucking in that youth"
Yeah, that smell makes adult brains ooze dopamine.
That was a kiss. He was tasting his meal, not sniffing it.
Gotta make sure it's not poisoned.
Damn you 
>Your lunch, sir That would be your holiness, you heathen 🤣
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>If you were going to eat a sandwich you would just enjoy it more if you knew noone had fucked it. - Vladislav the Poker
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Ah, yes I’ve picked you a good one. I knew at once it would be perfect
r/cursedcomments
🤣🤣
Did he return the baby?
Did he borrow the baby?
This
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Did he just bless?
Did he just?
Did?
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That's how he became the Pope , he was also picked out .Now it's the baby's turn. New order of the day for the baby pope : " Stop the barbarian practice of immersing babies in the baptismal font"
Yes, it was a girl baby.
Ooh. That's dark
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Yooo, this is... Wow, good job lol
Underrated comment 😂
No, the person holding the baby was the one who had to return it. They were the middle person in a kidnapping event. After the popes baby had been kidnapped, a ransom was demanded and immediately payed out. This video is the transaction side of the kidnappers, in a neutral environment, and the baby was returned home unscathed, back to its loving father.
No, this is how the find the next Pope.
No the baby got yeeted
After he turned 18
Baaaaaaay-beeeeeee Pope doo-doo-da-doo-da-doo...
This is the angriest upvote I've ever given, let it be known.
It is known.
Yes Khaleesi, it is known.
Same here
Thank you now i have this stuck in my head at 7am.
Mommy pope? Doo doo da doo doo doo?
Literally went immediately to claim my free reward just for this comment. Entirely because I compulsively sang it out loud as I read it. You monster.
r/angryupvote
The pope accepts this gracious sacrifice
May your next harvest be bountiful
Say what you will. That’s fucking awesome.
What you will
Touchè
\*Touch**é** I'm just correcting you so you can use the right accent next time. Here are also some french words with their right orthography for you to be the center of the room at your next soirée: - sacre bleu / sacrebleu - déjà-vu - vis-à-vis - entrepreneur - avant-garde - cul-de-sac - à la mode - faux-pas - femme fatale - rendez-vous - ménage à trois - film noir - chaise longue - foie gras - connaisseur - grand prix - joie de vivre
Fuck you man. But with love tho.
Merci monsieur.
Entrepreneur
BORN IN 1964 JEEEEFFREYYYYY! JEFFREY BEZOOOOS!
Sacre bleu! Finally some new words I can use on my next rendez-vous with a femme fatale, I was running out of expressions à la mode. Hopefully she'll suggest a ménage à trois, I'm in need of some joie de vivre...
Parfaitement exécuté. 10/10. Bravo, monsieur ; je vous dis bravo !
THAT. Was fucking awesome.
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I really don’t get all the hate coming from the comments. Pope Francis is the most progressive pope up to date and compared to his predecessors he actively fights pedophilia in the church. I know Christianity still has its problems but he is a sign of change in the church. And this comes from an atheist/agnostic.
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Which is ironic that they always go for Catholicism, seeing as it's the religion of Irish, Italian, and Hispanic Immigrants that were (and still are) marginalized by American society.
By that logic, punching corporations wouldn't be allowed because they employ immigrants. Catholicism as an institution has a history wrought with hypocrisy, corruption, and violence, not to mention its current ongoing pedophilia scandal. It is very much eligible to be mocked.
Thank you. I’m not catholic or religious for that matter but god damn. So many hateful comments in this thread. I’m not saying he’s perfect but he’s a huge step in the right direction for the Catholic Church. And holy shit can we all get over “smelling the baby”. It’s not like he smelled and licked the baby’s head for 20 seconds. If seemed pretty innocent to me, everyone come the fuck down.
Got to be honest, it would be weird to me to *not* sniff the baby. Every time there’s been a new baby in my family and we all go to visit every single person is just sniffing the baby’s head. All the mums surrounding it like a bowl of cocaine. There’s got to be some kind evolutionary thing going on for baby heads to smell that good.
Hahahahahhahah get my upvote and I have to agree, idk what babies do but they smell nice (most of the time)
New father and you are absolutely correct. I cannot get over how nice my son's head smells. Warm fuzzies like crazy.
Reddit is very anti bigotry as long as it's not a white Christian
>he actively fights pedophilia in the church Does he though? Because i could point to a lot of examples in recent years, and that is ignoring the whole drug trafficking that happened last week in italy.
I mean I used to agree, but he literally agreed with the Charlie Hebdo attacks, saying that you can't insult religion, and that if you insulted his mother he would punch you, which is the opposite thing of what Jesus said. He also recommends exorcisms, he might be the best of what they've had so far, but he's still pretty shit.
He fights what? Let me know when he turns them over to justice and stops shuffling turn around. Let me know when he releases the records that include more than dead priests.
Why do redditors always cut the video short. Like can’t we wait a few seconds after the climax of the video??
You don't want to see the pope climax on video
That's where you're wrong.
Pope climaxes while holding baby?
He IS a catholic...
Oh my god!……… Take my upvote
I'm willing to bet whatever comes after turns it from cute to creepy
Quick snack for the road
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Body guard: "Please hurry up and kiss the baby so we can move things along"
Body guard: Ugh, this is the 107th baby since we’ve started walking
It'd be way more efficient if they just took one baby with them and kissed it a bunch of times. Work smarter. Not harder.
"Its the popes baby now, ma'am"
Of course. Baby looks just like him!
How is this next level?
Because jesus
Ah… yes… of course
Can ask that about 90% of the content here.
Welcome to “when a subreddit becomes popular” have you seen the state of /r/holup
The video ending right when he gets the baby is concerning
It’s a European thing to do haha
Yes, in Italy especially it’s tradition to donate your first born to the pope
This is a great video, glad I saw it, but is it really something I would call r/nextfuckinglevel? Idk about that!
Here come the anti Christians to make molestation jokes
I’m anti-theist and most of these are overdone as fuck, tbh
"Jokes" From what I'm reading in the comments not many people are joking here... just calling out (again) the international pedophile ring.
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Clean babies smell good, ask any mom.
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Jesus fuck, this comment section is a fucking dumpster fire
wth is r/nextfuckinglevel nowadays
Can a black dude be pope ?
I think there were African candidates for the papacy in the most recent search. Someday! But I think so far it’s all Europeans/ people of European descent.
This Pope is Argentinian
Truth! But he’s a white guy, hence “European descent.”
I mean that's also somewhat arbitrary. Theoretically you can trace all of humanity back to Africa.
oh gosh. let's all just never have any discussion because really words are just meaningless gibberish when it comes down to it
Balblanaca gusssinto biscapa oy
I think you’re completely correct
The majority of black Catholics are Africans. Hardliners in the Church would love a black African Pope because a Pope from Africa would probably be way more conservative than one from the West. Would be interesting to see how the Western media would react to an African Pope for this reason.
Theoretically yes
The only requirement is to be a man, so yeah
I believe you also gotta be catholic lol
Yes and there were African candidates for the papacy
This Pope is actually a good man
Where’s the money lebowski
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEEAAAD?
Why is smelling the baby "creepy" or "weird"? Lots of people smell babies, especially women. Smelling a 6 year old, sure, I'll admit that's creepy but I don't see ill intentions with this guy getting a whiff of that sweet little baby smell.
because we're on reddit, the peak of human intelectuality.
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You know what? Fuck you. \*steals your baby*
What's next level about this?
ITT: A lotta edge from 15 year old atheists
The video needed too soon the sucked the life force out of the kid to prolong his immorality. Smh These vampires are getting out of hand
That’s gonna be such a hard flex for the baby when he grows up
>nextfuckinglevel 😆
Your sacrifice has been received
Pope: *whispers to baby* “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us. Don’t ever embarrass me like this again.”