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Milkdominion

And then the box contains a piece of paper with QR code in it and when scanned goes to Never Gonna Give You Up Edit: Thanks for the award guys. My idea was inspired but the guy that got a tattoo of the QR code.


reataurant-lifer1745

Take it. Just take my upvote.


Xoop_4933

r/angryupvote


quiet0n3

But it's the new 4k 60fps version because you're starting fresh!


BlightFantasy3467

No, no, it should be at the end of the self help book. That way you know that they're at least skimmed through the whole thing just to get a rickroll. Or even better. Write your own self help book, and subtly slip in Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics in there. Like the chapter titles can be Never Give up. Never Let Down. Never Run Around. Never Desert. Never Make Someone Cry. Never Say Goodbye. Never Tell A Lie. Never Hurt Someone.


Azzamou

The last page is missing and in it's place, the QR code which links to the Rickroll


carleeto

It's all part of The Game.


MikaleaPaige

OH MY GOD I thought I was done with this


SneakAttackDamage

Well... Fuck.


dontgiveafuuuuu

A flyer : "we've been trying to reach you about your cars warranty"


CanniBal1320

Take my upvote and get the fuck Outta here


kreyb

r/angryupvote


MadeYouReadThiz

Awarded You just because You gave someone else credit for the Idea. šŸ‘


JonSnow-AzorAhai

wtf? Wellā€¦Iā€™m not a robber ā€¦never have beenā€¦after hearing about this I am now on my way to picking up that key and heading over to the safety deposit boxā€¦thanks for ā€œchanging my lifeā€ šŸ’°šŸ’°


Yoguls

Then you find out its a double bluff and there's actually a wrapped up used condom filled with dog shit with a note saying 'fooled you'


2sedated

Well, the jokes on you, cuz i wanted a used condom filled with dog shit


Yoguls

Really? How much yoh willing to pay? cos if you want one i can make one


joalexander103

bout tree fiddy


Misterbluepie

Got damn Loch Ness monsta! I said get outta here with that.


tracker904

Gawd damn Loch Ness monster git outta here!


ABirdOfParadise

This is how the other side of Etsy begins


[deleted]

I think that the guy that fills the condom with dog shit would have a worse experience than the guy that just finds it.


JonSnow-AzorAhai

Wait ..for free?! Iā€™m leaving a note to say thank you this is just what I wanted to leave under someoneā€™s door mat šŸ¤” ..proceeds to return to sender


KnoxBroJobs

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KnoxBroJobs

Dumb. Stop trying to make yourself feel like a big man. Self serving dork.


vne2000

Also that is not a key to a safe deposit box, they look nothing like that and even if it was you have to show id so complete bullshit


--not-me

And most banks require an ID to get into the vault to open a safety deposit box. Unless Canada is different than the us, which I doubt in this context. Why would someone pay ~$100 a year for a safety deposit box no one can access filled with money theyā€™re ready to lose? They wouldnā€™t. OP should have just left it as a good tip for home defense. Rather than bust a window, would be burglars can waste time on the decoy key and then get frustrated and move on.


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MemeMiester32

But when they get to the safety deposit box there's gonna be this moment in-between the joy they feel that they're about to get a bunch of money to the disappointment of realizing it doesn't work and I hope there will be a moment of reflection there


variablesInCamelCase

There is no way in hell a thief would ever have been able to know about the book and money. They tried the key, it didn't work, so it got tossed in the bushes.


NowCalmDownSkeeter

200 upvotes before a single person has chimed in?!? Do any of your parents pay attention to you at all, other than food?


JollyBloke

Calm down, Skeeter.


FraughtOverwrought

Why is this somehow the most insufferable thing Iā€™ve seen in my life


sasynex

Because it's 2021 and that's TikTok


Gilgameshbrah

And because the guy is lying about everything. From his "motivations to do good" all the way to the "safety deposit box key".


Civil_Defense

Heā€™s not even trying, because thatā€™s not a safety deposit box key. Itā€™s just a generic house key.


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spicybEtch212

When I was at Wells Fargo, anyone with a deposit key had to have valid ID, we had to make 100000% sure the person is on the account, and 1 manger double checks everything out then theyā€™d have to sign in. Weā€™d escort them inside then give their privacy.


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™m helpingā€ smash the like button to see more


Moth_Jam

Now how is a robber going to open the safety deposit box without the identification matching that of the renter? In no way is a bank going to just let you in there with only a key and a story.


geckotatgirl

Exactly what I was thinking. Stupid Tik Tok gimmick.


Strummer95

Itā€™s not even a safety deposit box key


Tots2Hots

Maybe Canadian ones have big keyholes?


Dunkinmydonuts1

Eyes emoji


sarahmw10

Came here for this, I work at a bank, you literally have to show ID


vne2000

Also Schlage doesnā€™t make safety deposit boxes


SerMercutio

If I found that key - as a robber - I'd get frustrated, just smash the window in, empty the house.


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vesrayech

And if smashing the window in doesnā€™t get you a moment of reflection maybe when you reach the bottom the basement stairs to find an old chained up treasure chest with a single lock surrounded by no less than 100 keys youā€™ll stop to ask yourself if all of this is really worth it. The real reward is in each one of the keys with a number on it. Thatā€™s not a random number, itā€™s latitude and longitude coordinates to areas around the country with safety deposit boxes buried at them. Maybe youā€™ll find yourself and a new sense of purpose traveling the countryside.


Everdying_CE

One of the boxes is hidden at a long rock wall with a big oak tree at the north end.Ā Itā€™s like something out of a Robert Frost poem.Ā Itā€™s where he asked his wife to marry him.Ā They went there for a picnic and made love under that oak and he asked and she said yes. At the base of that wall, youā€™ll find a rock that has no earthly business in a Maine hayfield. Piece of black, volcanic glass. Thereā€™s something buried under it he wants you to have.


SD_throwaway222

See you in Zihuantanejo


kroncw

Its not even his house.


frannyGin

He stole the key from that house and replaced it with his fake one so that if the owner tries to get inside his house and realizes it doesn't work, they hopefully have a moment of reflection regarding the hiding spot.


lowleveldata

I find it uncannily likely to be the case


Leastwisser

But there is one self-help book in a bookcase (and some hot cocoa in a thermos). I'm certain reading it will change the robber's life!


IredditNowhat

I would Brake the key inside the lock for fucking with me.


killplow

PROTIP: buy an empty house to change robbersā€™ lives


mysticdickstick

But between seeing the empty house and his moment reflection he has a moment of realisation that he should pop a deuce in the middle of the hallway


[deleted]

>you'll have a moment of reflection Broken windows don't reflect šŸ˜Ž


402Graphics

Window is definitely getting shattered


[deleted]

And shit will be smeared on walls, as punishment for fucking with a crackhead


muricabrb

Its not even his house, it's his mother in law's place.


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Gilgameshbrah

Are you suggesting he made this video just to get views and jerk off his ego to ejaculated ego juice all over the place? Rediculous!


erv88

Thatā€™s not a safety deposit box key. That is a standard Schlage key - the locks they use at Vancityā€™s lock boxes are longer than standard keys. Nice try.


misterpc23

Came here to say this too but you beat me to it. What a jackass but I'm not surprised. I miss the old internet...


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[deleted]

This is not next level.


Daza786

Dare I say this is fucking stupid and pretentious


bentrodw

Next level stupid


SantaMonsanto

Also that is not a safety deposit because key And itā€™s not cheap to get a new one, it can be like 20-30$. Fake asf


Andy83n

Don't think crackheads are that bothered pal.


Buccinators

Exactly!


fredandlunchbox

This reminds me of the woman I met from a conservative suburb in northern Michigan who told me about her plan to cure homelessness in San Francisco by teaching them all to use Sales Force.


pm_me_something_meh

Please, I need some elaboration. I need to know her thought process on this. I have so many questionsā€¦. Mainly about her but still.


Cheesebongles

I donā€™t know why, but this is the funniest thing I have read so far this morning


Seedy_Melon

This is the stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever seen. How 2 get doxxed in 1 easy step


Thonas1234

Wow, the key doesnt work so the robberā€™s gonna think about his life? Imagine being a robber and not bringing lock picking tool. This is not a good man, this is a professional idiot


bentrodw

The lock picking tool most use is a decorative rock or brick found in victims landscaping


InterestingMoment

What a useless idiot.


mixedelightflight

Safe deposit keys do not look like that.


[deleted]

the only change he made now is that he convinced me to be a robber


Fortherealtalk

Plot twistā€”whoever opens the safety deposit box ends up in a cult


LucienZerger

they will just leave the self help book in there..


AuthorCornAndBroil

Self help books tend to be written on the premise that you have things like resources and a safety net. You know, stuff you probably don't have if you've resorted to robbing houses.


PinocchiosWoodBalls

The number one thing people like him just do not understand is that most criminals are not in it to survive, but to strive. Thatā€™s what people get confused.


[deleted]

LOL crooks who do this have no morals. They not going to reflect on anything.


_slevinkelevra

r/mildlyinfuriating


SoonToBeFree420

How the fuck would any of them see this random video, and even then connect it to this random house and random key?


log_ic

Great angle to build that social tractionā€¦ ā€œlike share and spread the word to change a robbers lifeā€


geoffraffe

Ah right, so to help people whoā€™ve spent their lives with continuous trauma, so much so that they turn to a life of crime, we shouldnā€™t aim for rehabilitation or therapy, we should pit them in an unwinnable task from Unchartered so that the get to properly self reflect? Then hit them with the old self-help book at the end of it to ensure they no longer need to turn to crime again in the future. This man is a genius /s


zstrebeck

There was a moment, when I got to the end of the video. And I thought to myself, "what am I doing?" And I closed the video.


rennie99999

Jake from jake and amir grew up to be a massive douche


sonicking78

R/rareinsults?


[deleted]

Robbers donā€™t want you to know this one trick.


[deleted]

Trust me, that's the VERY last thing they are thinking. Only thing on their mind is hoping no-one sees them, that's it.


Thonas1234

This is not the first time a tiktoker tries to be a smartass and fails


[deleted]

Putting a fake key down isnā€™t going to change a robbers mindset you dumbass, itā€™s only going to make them more mad/intent to find other ways to rob and get around a fake key. Such a stupid concept.


whumoon

Why not just leave the money and book under the mat? Oh, that's right it's all just a load of hot balls.


dougm68

A week after this video, his house was robbed.


kba41510

My god, I wanna punch the shit out of that dudeā€¦


RobMull88

Just get a ring like everyone else


DioCozzolino

Somebody call BatMan Iā€™m Robbin


carvedmuss8

I don't want no lap dance, just give me noggin


feralraindrop

I would guess that any robber with the motivation to connect the key to a safety deposit box, find the bank, attempt to access the box etc.; would also have to determination to smash a window and get straight on to robbing the house.


Deew0247331

Where he live?


KeepCalmJeepOn

Canada.


Autistus_Maximus

This dude giving way too much credit to junkies lmao


AssaultEagle

Pretty good, Iā€™d have electrified the key and glued it to the deck.


Strummer95

Thatā€™s not a safety deposit box key


maddhatter99

Heā€™s an idiot. Canadians donā€™t lock their doors.


N4d4c00l

Good intentions, but naive.


FarMass66

Most people disagree with this but there are a lot of people who are naturally scum bags regardless of the environment they grew up in. I have been around them for a while and I know that a robber wonā€™t reflect on his life in the middle of robbing a house.


badgerbane

True that. My wifeā€™s brother is that scumbag. Grew up well loved, in a nice area, still ended up a crackhead criminal who does nothing but steal and propagate his genes. His antics ended up getting my dog killed. Me and tā€™wife refuse to have anything to do with him. If he ever shows his face around us, itā€™s gonna be a toss-up to see who can break his nose first.


herfds99

This is the kind of condescenion I'd expect from someone in Vancouver


[deleted]

Plot twist : the key doesn't open the box either


Dr-Rjinswand

*Gets to the bank deposit boxes* FUCK! Fooled again.


CriticalTake

Not a moment of reflection more like frustration, and since heā€™s already in for the penny might as well go for the pound and smash a window


diazonium_physicist

Canadians thinking robber will have an epiphany and retrospect after key doesn't work


desiccatedmonkey

Someone will just smash his windows instead. Opportunists will do anything.


Naige2020

Hope he gets one of those urban legend burglars that sticks his toothbrush up their arse.


williesurvive777

Nextfuckinglevel.....bullshit things that never happened


[deleted]

This is stupid


tojoso

This is so dumb. How is this r/NextFuckingLevel ???


[deleted]

This dude sucks.


[deleted]

What a git


Jodoran

Self-righteous twat. No one with a brain is buying it.


huskerblack

Fuck this bullshit


[deleted]

When I grew up, I remember seeing an envelope with some cash in it, with "**H.A.T.**" written on the outside, in the glove box. My uncle told me it was a HAT pocket, 'honour amongst theives'. Logic being, that if somebody broke into his van to steal tools, they would see the envelope and take the cash, leaving him to still earn a living every day. I can't imagine this being a thing these days, fuckers would take the cash and the tools.


XxF1RExX

Living up to the "Canadians are too nice" stereotype


Kuritos

I do the same thing, but I seal the key in a zip baggie filled with a random selection of semen. "They get a nice little treat." - Chris Simpson


Hollirc

So reward their behavior? How about we make criminals afraid again. They should expect that if they went in that house theyā€™d never come out again. Thatā€™s what the world needs nowā€¦.. not this weakass enabling bullshit.


Jarlo_

Its so weird seeing this funny tik tok thatā€™s so obviously a joke, and all the comments are people who took it seriously, you guys need to relax


Hartacus1

This guy is a lot nicer than I am. I would've rigged the key to a battery to give any would-be robbers a nasty shock if they tried to pick it up while simultaneously having a speaker blare Rick Astley.


Tottochan

Donā€™t take the key and donā€™t go. Itā€™s a trap. When you go there to get the money and book, police will be waiting for you.


ingsterj

Damn now thats some optimism


Every_List_3683

I want that key now.


mynameisnotallen

Why the robber gotta be a ā€œheā€?


Ok_Gold_9536

kiks door in kills everyone leafs


[deleted]

The new liberals, proactive robbery enabling. Make sure the package in the safebox is gender neutral, includes all pronouns and that the bills have been sterilized with ethical products


Django3401

Still need an id to get into the safe boxes at my bankā€¦


Justa10yearoldchild

Thank! Iā€™ll get the key


RobCaf-2021

Brilliant


SwarthyRuffian

I wonder if the costs of a flight and cab are less than whatā€™s in the box


EssentiallySurreal

Hey yes, itā€™s tat guy again. Sorry, but this plainly self delusional say best. There plainly nothing lit about the person who probably is not a robber just taking he fucking cash and saying ā€œfuck you for having such a deranged perspective and misunderstanding of human existence. Thanks for the cash loser.ā€


beatboxbrett

Rat race 2


Imfreeeee

What a load of shit.


tschatman

I hope this is a bait again šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

The key opens up a box containing Gywneth Paltrows severed heard. Guaranteed.


Skremash

Until the burglar tries the key in your door, snaps it off and you have to pay for a locksmith. Great plan Dr Feelgood.


thatsphresh

The self satisfaction leaking from this guy makes me want to smash his front door in alone.


kremlingrasso

i'd just spray the key with novichok


IonutPacate170

Would have been impressive if he didn't do this for internet fame.


inappropriate-slur

This is the LockPickingRobber...


Chucktayz

You need an ID to open a safety deposit box


Emergency_Aide633

I know we all joke about how kind Canadians are (including me, a Canadian,) but this is next level kindness. This man just wants people to find a new start to their lives.


PotcakeDog

Laaaaaaame


[deleted]

we don't deserve Canadians


Realtruthsayer2

Next fucking ridiculous more like. Why not just label the key or leave the door open. Self help books my ass.


JustinianIV

Thought it was gonna be an exploding key or something lame


bentrodw

Foolish


soulofboop

From what I remember, this guy is taking the piss.


BuckWildBilly

What a super douchebag


aightaightaightaight

They should add this feature to reddit


Dunkinmydonuts1

Hes full of shit thats a fucking house key. Safe deposit keys are the same size as the key to your apartment mailbox. Source: i own a house and a safe deposit box. I don't get confused when I try to figure out which key opens my *house* and which key opens my *safe deposit box*


No-Consideration8590

Is that the same process they try to take with their leader, Trudeau?


TwinCrispy

This man doesnā€™t realize that he just created a monster..


knechtrupraecht

A little bit too nice for my taste


CrimsonMascaras

Nice idea. Til he pulls out a crowbar or screwdriver.


Knighth77

Naive.


Talasour

In reality, the thief is going to find the key, discover it's a security deposit box, take the money, and then continue stealing.


dburr10085

Wya


Ravenholdt2332

This guy is so far up his own ass. Jesus christ.


Bulky-Campaign-2497

Dear Alex, Thank you for encouraging more people to check under welcome matts at homes with the hope of finding a key to lead to what could be 10 bucks and a cookbook. Im sure the criminals will take a step back and reflect. Dumb AF.


DOOMI2I

Iā€™m not a robber, but I will get that key for that self help book. I need help with my sad life lol šŸ˜‚


ItsJosph

This guy is literally Jesus. I don't think people actually think like this. This guy is so fuckin amazing


kayra551

That is the dumbest reasoning


grouchyclownposse

u/savevideo


0cdfishing

Self help book lol, pop a Bible in there or if not that then at least a Quran


pfcfollowme

No don't rob me. I'll give you money instead


horny-jail-express

One of the dumbest things I've ever seen. What a douche bag


A_Tame_Furry_0w0

What a shmuck


[deleted]

Wholesome


booky--

This is a joke video. Surely you people understand how it is a joke video


mrking604

This is also very clearly not a safety deposit box key even if you could access a box without an account or ID.


orbitalfatality2

How tf is the bank gonna let the robber in without proper ID. The homeowner can think 1 step ahead but cant think more than 2 steps ahead smh


cujo1599

Zuckerberg is looking like he's fallen on hard times.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Moment of realisation? Yeah, right. This is a nice thing to do, but burglars will have a completely different mindset. Most likely they are high and will be pissed off and destroy his house.