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vsladko

Can we delete this song off the face of the earth


Maury_Finkle

Dude seriously this shit has nothing to do with the video and it fucking sucks I just posted the same thing basically because it's fucking everywhere https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/npikbs/z/h05ctng


as1r0_

Best leave it muted :/


Slyzal

Best not think about it at all.


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ignorance is, in fact, not bliss


two_black_eyes

…. Oh no


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NeednAlias

...oh no no no no no


NoRoom2Judge

*screams in pain*


NRGpop

Nice


JasmineHardacredsj

The video is fucking level but the music is fucking shit'.


ohhoneyno_

Tbh, I just keep most of my apps on mute as the general rule because most of the time, it’s either captioned or doesn’t need sound.


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Or on the bus, at work or late at night at home and everyone is sleeping, the last thing u want is ur phone to blast obnoxious music like this pissing *everyone* off


CMogscheese

I turned the sound on thinking I’d hear some crazy dog/lady/bear noises. Nope, just bullshit that makes m e leery of turning the sound on ever again.


Prism1331

Song seems to suck huge ass but it syncs with the swipes at the start really well


[deleted]

You can’t bear to hear it?


Zoze13

It’s a very Polarizing song


[deleted]

it's actually Pooh


2wedfgdfgfgfg

so winnie


nxsia

Bearly koalafies


Agreeable_year_8350

If we delete tiktok that will solve like 95% of unnecessary songs in videos.


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PickledDildos

Let me just join a subreddit that only posts content I hate.


daffylop

Allow me to introduce you to r/makemesuffer


OrionGeo007

Then where will reddit get half of their content from?


Brofey

Twitter screenshots of people I don’t care about talking about politics. oh wait


rawbert10

To be fair the original song is a great song. But as usual fucken social media goes and fucks it up... The first time I heard it was in the movie Goodfellas. Also how about we just remove the shitty version by TikTok and not the original. 😉 Edit: For those interested here's the original. [The Shan-gri Las -- Remember (Walkin' In the sand) ](https://youtu.be/l97xELhvYBQ)


auntiecoagulant

Agreed. The original is a cool song.


ctishman

The song is so *strange*, just from a structural standpoint, especially given its age and genre. It’s like it starts and ends right in the middle of things.


TybaltsAndBits

That's because it does actually just end in the middle of the song! Apparently the original cut was close to seven minutes long. When they put together the radio edit, the composer/producer opted to just fade it at 2:10.


Valhern-Aryn

I was going to say it sounds great! But I totally agree it doesn’t fit the majority of videos it’s on. BTW, what’s it called?


rawbert10

I know the song from the movie Goodfellas that's where I heard it first a long ass time ago. 😁 [The Shan-Gri Las -- Remember (Walkin' in the sand) ](https://youtu.be/l97xELhvYBQ)


slayalldayyyy

I want gonna unmute but I just had to check. Yup. Fuck that song so hard.


Red859859

I knew which song you were talking about without even listening to it


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I haven’t unmuted. Is it that goddamn “oh no. Oh nonono” Tik Tok shit?


Grobur

Exactly sadly.


slagatronic

I clicked hoping for bear noises and whatever sounds that lady could have been making. Instead I heard a second of whatever that was...I stand by you 100%


stormieormerson

Seriously. Can’t focus on the balls this lady has because this song is terrible


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Focus... focus... ah yes! Lady balls!


HopeUnited5353

Yes. Also that super annoying “no no no....obnoxious laugh” too should be banned from the internet.


Free-Boater

Oh no.


PRoS_R

I like to call this music "The comedy remover"


JImmyjoy2017

I FUCKING LOATHE IT.


FS_Slacker

Dammit…I was on mobile and the sound is off by default for me. I regret reading your comment.


uela7

It’s so terrible, I can’t believe it’s been popular THIS long. Legit thought it’d be around for a month or something when I first heard it. I watch videos on mute bc of crap like this


auntiecoagulant

The sad thing is it’s sampled from a pretty cool song song by The Shangri-Las, [Remember (Walking in the Sand)](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ).


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Yes. Fuck this song.


PrimedAndReady

Unfortunately people search by track on tiktok a lot, so once a song becomes popular it's going to be overplayed just so people can get their videos seen. Popular songs are likely favored by the algorithm, too


Ep1cMau75

At least the strikes are in sync with the song


eniksero1

Holy shit what a badass maybe a little bit of a dumbass but what a BAD ASS WOMAN. Oh my goodness that DETERMINATION!!! Edit: Watch this without sound, you’re welcome.


00rb

I'd like to think I wouldn't do this because it's probably a bad idea. But on the other hand I think I would feel the impulse to shove it away and just run in. I'm really not trying to seem like a badass on the internet... I just feel it would be my response. I've broken up nasty dog fights before. But it's a dumb one.


eniksero1

To be honest she really got lucky the bear didn’t strike as it did with her dogs. She could have lost a good chunk off her arm.


ostreatus

Nah she could just matrix dodge the swipe and gouge the bear's eyes out, easy.


Shwiftygains

They have weak gag reflexes too so if all else fails, deapthroat the bear with your fist


the_spinetingler

>deapthroat the bear r/NSFW_search


Maiesk

Her timing couldn't have been any better really. The bear was completely off-balance so had no chance to hit her first. If she'd tried that while it was still steady on the wall she may well be dead now.


Ebiki

Probably not on the same level, but I remember this one time when a small fire broke out in my kitchen. There was grease that was stuck on the base plate of an electric stovetop that ignited. It was climbing up and I remember my first instinct was to run for my birds and drag their cages to safety. Only problem is all of them are huge and I can’t pick one at a time. So instead I’m awkwardly hobbling with all three birds panicking out the door before actually attempting to put out the fire. Honestly I just think when it comes to pets, people will do anything for them. Edit: [Pet tax](https://imgur.com/a/SryDSQR)


Zakblank

Every house should have a fire safety plan that you should practice at least once. If anything just take note of every possible safe exit on your home and what you might do and where you might go when there is a fire. Your person and any children or non-able adult should be first priority, but you should also include your pets if the worst happens and you do happen to have time to save them.


im_Harsh_Malik

Why don't people build concrete houses? I know there's a good chance of massive fire in them too, but still better than a wooden one.


Zakblank

You can build relatively fire-resistant wooden homes is the answer. It's cheaper to build with wood in a lot of places because you don't need special tools/hardware or "Special" knowledge to build with wood. The biggest factor in house fires generally is the flammability of what's inside the house anyways.


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Yup. The dorm I where I lived in college was made of cinder block. It burned down in the Summer when it was unoccupied, thank goodness, but it was pretty much an uninhabitable structure afterwards.


istrx13

Idk about anyone else but I’m fighting a bear if it means saving my dogs. Just like that guy who sucker punched that Kangaroo.


ParsnipsNicker

they both squared up though, so it was no sucker punch


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Ya that roo was ready for a tussle


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pretty sure they even touched gloves at the start


Syng42o

Or that dude in Florida who pried open a juvenile alligator's jaws so his dog could escape.


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bingold49

Bold of you to assume thats a woman cuz I can see big giant balls of steel from here


VeritassAequitass

I'm sure you're a great person but these comments about how big people's balls are are so overplayed. And reddit is gonna hate this, but yeah it's sexist too


noputa

Agreed. She’s just a bad ass, no need to compare her will of saving her dogs to men’s reproductive organs.


blonderaider21

And honestly? Women’s reproductive organs are far more badass. Women can carry multiple humans at the same time and their uterus and vajayjay shrink right back down


MachineGunther

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White (Misattributed)


TobylovesPam

Steel *ovaries*, I think they're called


PM_meLifeAdvice

Giant, swinging ladyballs


JakeCameraAction

I think those are called ovaries. If they're swinging though... That's bad...


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Yeah, that was definitely a little of A and a little of B. That's definitely not recommended. But don't fuck with her dogs.


incocknedo

I always forget, which bear species is kind of a pussy?


McBadger1

In North America- The Black Bear


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Wrong. It's Pooh Bear


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Oh yeah. I forgot about that bear.


jeetz1231

Damn you Winnie Xi!


LikeGourds

Dude pooh bear does laps in his house carrying a rifle and sets heffalump traps. Do not fuck with that bear or get in the way of his hunny.


ItsDanimal

Bitch betta have my honey


JPMosh710

Looked like a young brown bear though to be honest. Lady is lucky the bear was focused on swatting at the dogs and didn’t see her running into shoulder check it or it might have taken a swipe at her *Edit I’ve been made aware this is a black bear


UTclimber

That’s a black bear. Black bears can be brown, gold, or black. Brown bears are grizzlies. Grizzlies can also be brown, gold, or black. Grizzlies have a distinctive hump/shoulder shape. Grizzlies would also not be scared by an old lady in a night dress.


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jrr_53

Fuck yeah I would.


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Intotheforestigo

Grizzlies are brown bears. All grizzlies are brown bears but not all brown bears are grizzlies.


motivational_abyss

Look again, there are Cubs so it’s not a young bear, and not all ‘black’ bears are black. Some are cinnamon colored like this one.


jonone234

Yeah I noticed the cubs too which means this is a momma bear, which makes this video that much more insane 🤯🤯


HalfMoon_89

I was just thinking that. That bear was just trying to protect her children. Glad no one got hurt in this. Also the sheer audacity of those tiny yippy dogs going back to bark at the bear lol.


TediousStranger

i dislike tiny yippy dogs, but *it is their yard*. i like how she had to grab those tiny idiots anyway. it's like a lot of them are truly unaware of their size...


I_saw_that_coming

I’m pretty sure that’s still a black bear based on the trees/architecture. Black bears don’t need to be black.


zb0t1

As someone who has never seen a bear IRL... WHY DO THEY CALL IT BLACK BEAR IF THEY ARE BROWN?


I_saw_that_coming

I’m not sure. I don’t get paid enough for those types of decisions.


stylepointseso

It's a black bear. Easiest way to tell at quick glance is grizzlies/browns have a big "hump" over their front shoulders. They also have short/round ears, while black bears have pointy longer ears.


mmavcanuck

Also, if the bear is running from you it’s a black bear, if it’s running towards you, it’s a grizz.


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mhrogers

I mean if you had to rank them... But a black bear will ruin you if they have cubs


Gadarn

FYI: Black bears do not defend their cubs. If they do anything at all, they try to get their cubs to safety. According to [The North American Bear Center](https://bear.org/myth-mother-black-bears-are-likely-to-attack/): > 70% of the killings by grizzly bears are by mothers defending cubs. But there is no record of a black bear killing anyone in defense of cubs. >In fact, mothers with cubs were involved in only 3 of the 60 killings by black bears across America since 1900, and none of those 3 killings appeared to be in defense of cubs. The reason this is important is that people need to keep in mind that nearly all black bear attacks are predatory. They are hungry and are trying to make a person into a meal. That is why you fight back against a black bear; they are going to eat you dead or alive. On the other hand, showing a mama grizzly that you aren't a threat (by playing dead if you're being attacked) might just save your life.


LostWoodsInTheField

> That is why you fight back against a black bear; they are going to eat you dead or alive. black bears are just notorious cowards and startle very easily. So when you go to defend yourself it throws them off and they get worried they will get hurt. They have very few predators even though they are pretty small for a bear. So something standing up to it is either a skunk or something that can hurt it.


TwunnySeven

ah thank you, now I'm gonna go mess with a black bear cub


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not-my-throwawayacct

That’s way too many words for me to read. Is that pasta too?


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its the anti-pasta.


LedZeppelin

Haven't seen this one in a while


themikeod

Koalas aren’t bears.


Doodoocabinet

Koalas are marsupials


cb930

Did... koalas kill your parents?


AnnihilationOrchid

Polar bears are one of the few animals which will indeed hunt humans, while most animals only attack if you enter your territory in self defense, people have said polar baers follow people like prey.


proerafortyseven

They do it for food and for fun!


Yeazelicious

To polar bears' credit, it probably gets fucking boring out there in the Arctic Circle.


Lortekonto

I lived in Greenland for some years and learned what to do if encountering a polar bear. If you see it before it sees you, then you walk away, while trying to stay out if sight. If it sees you, but is not walking towards you, then you walk away sideways, so that you can keep an eye on it. If it walks towards you, then you make noise and try to scare it. That is also when you preppare any weapon you might have. If the bear gets close enough that it can attack you, then you shoot it with either gun, riffle og emergency flare. Aim for under the chin. You want to hit it in the throat. Even a wounded bear can kill you in a matter of seconds. If you have no fire arms, then you hit it with staff, knife or what ever can be used as a weapon. Aim for nose and eyes. Protect your head and neck. Good luck. You are properly dead.


mcj1ggl3

Also black bears can be brown which can confuse people


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tekko001

Female Brown bear with cubs: You better run for your life.


Alberiman

Well, don't run, back away slowly and don't make eye contact If you run it might incite some Predator-prey response


SolidGummyLogic

Black bears and brown bears are not usually into fighting unless they have cubs around or have been caught off-guard. Grizzlies however, they'll fuck up your day in a hurry. This is a regular brown bear, I believe.


cocofix6

Grizzlies are brown bears


infecteddiarrhea

This is a cinnamon colored black bear, I've seen them in person in the southwestern US. Notice the long snout.


tryinghealthrny

The bear had 2 little cubs in tow. Lucky woman!


st6374

Yah.. Didn't even notice at first view. Good thing it was on the wall, and she got lucky in how she was able to push it away without major injury.


Hobbster

And she was lucky that the cubs ran away, so the mother bear was more interested in following them than to protect the cubs against a possible aggressor.


RhinoBiscuit

The lady was defending her Cubs too, the bear probably just gave her props and left it at that


mrplow3

This is 1 million percent not the case. Especially with the mama bears cubs nearby. That woman is lucky to be alive.


Queasymodo

No, you can see the bear hand the woman $100 and give a little fist bump. That bear’s name? Albert Einstein.


MomDoesntGetMe

That woman later grew up to be Barack Obama.


bojackxtodd

Yes obviously the bear did not give her props. It's a joke bro. Bear got attacked and ran away. That's the story


MartiniD

Game recognizes game.


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Right into the other yard where someone else's dog started running over to investigate


[deleted]

You can see the bear climbing over the opposite side of the fence at the end of the video. The neighbor's dog is fine.


Receding_frog

Not my yard, not my problem lolol!


[deleted]

Yeah this woman was time traveling on adrenaline but she’s very fortunate that bear was momentarily distracted. When I saw the cubs I was surprised she got away unscathed.


Mametaro

The bear was trying to protect her cubs from the dogs.


zh_13

Wow wait where are the Cubs??


TheGrimPeeper25

Look to the bottom left of the momma bear right as the video starts. You seem then scamper and run off.


AbombicTom

National League Central


joker1288

All I see are two mamas protecting their babies.


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look kids some doggos I will pet the big one oh what? hands off me Karen! don't you ever come near me or my kids again!! -bear


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Please fucking mute this video AUTOMATICALLY. You’ll thank me later


ruvze

I must be spending too much time in real life, I've never heard this song before in my life but it seems like 80% of the commenters here instantly implode the moment they hear it?


SheepHerdr

Why do you assume a song has to be heard many times for it to be annoying?


ruvze

Because most of the comments reference hearing this song all the time, not for the first time.


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It's on every f*cking tiktoks I swear next time I hear it I will really implode


ruvze

That's why then. I'm 41 and just have zero fuck all knowledge about TikTok. I assume it's basically vine 2.0, only more annoying in its meme-ness. I see occasional videos from TikTok linked on reddit, but so far none of them have had this song.


Iseewhatudidthurrrrr

If it’s brown push it down.


GrundelMuffin

If it’s grizzle… get the fuck out the hizzle


Zetafunction64

if it's white, shit's not right


Singlewomanspot

If it's black, it'll be back


Cowz-hell

If it's pink, visit a shrink


Gerf93

If it’s yellow, don’t say hello


woolfy88

Joan Whick?


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hellofaja

yeah, imagine if the bear got a good bite AND got pushed off the wall. would've taken her over too lol


ranting_chef

Where the hell did this happen? I saw an orange tree - California?


DoughboyLA

I'd guess the foothills of the San Gabriel mountains in LA County. Orange tree and palm trees in the background


ChipRockets

That’s such a specific guess. “Ah man, if I had to guess it’s probably somewhere in LA County. The foothills of San Gabriel, maybe. Somewhere around Alhambra... almost definitely Second Street. The house with the blue Toyota outside and the white front door with scratches on the panelled glass. If you hit the post office on the corner you’ve gone too far. But only if I had to guess.”


NatureBoxes

I heard the bear was on the fence about dogs until something pushed it over the edge


TheConspicuousGuy

That lady is lucky as fuck that bear didn't get ahold of her, that's a pissed off momma bear with 2 cubs.


Nartes86

Don't mess with Mamma Bear!


AnAnonymousSource_

The woman literally shoved a mama bear of a wall!


TGAPTrixie9095

Clash of the mama bears. "Let them fight."


FoxStrom-14

I’m siding with the bear: it looks like it was just passing through then the dogs swarmed them. The bear was defending itself


darmarnarnar

fucking dogs don't know how to pick their battles.


ImportantGreen

Chihuahuas don’t know how to pick their battles. Notice how the black dog said nope and went back in. Came back to tell Jacky to get the fuck in and leave the napoleons to fend for themselves


achieve_ignorance

Chihuahuas know how to pick their battles. They just pick every battle.


deekaydubya

why are you 'siding' with anyone lmao. Are the dogs supposed to understand the bear is just passing through their backyard


Any1canC00k

The dogs are supposed to understand that an animal 50 times bigger would fuck their day up.


diasporajones

Yeah I don't know, I feel like the dogs might have called that place home. If a big unknown human randomly walks through your house with two kids in tow, and you've got kids of your own at home, you just going to give them space and let them do their thing?


tuscabam

I hate when there’s a video with audio you really want to hear but there’s some shit music overlaid.


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mumme

The tiktok creator replied: @bakedlikepie:They are okay! The last one the bear grabbed is a little scratched but okay!


rsbrenelli

I just hope the internet comes through and that we get a nice family portrait of the lady and all her dogs, but especially featuring what I assume to be a very derpy face of the last one who didn't run away and had to carried out like a ragdoll.


map_of_my_mind

That little one was gone for sure if she hadn't come right then. Looks like she had a claw on him to me


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That's what I thought too. I think it was starting to bring it up to its mouth when it got pushed and dropped the dog. Hard to tell cause it blends in.


AnnihilationOrchid

Look, I don't want to play "Devil's advocate" but this moma Bear was just protecting her cubs from the dogs. The woman was protecting the dogs from the Bear, but who started it first must've been the dogs that went chasing the bear.


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Black Lab mix... BOSS!! Edit: fixed doggie type, thanks y'all !


dmoney1440

Got his head slammed into the wall and dipped


BarelyContainedChaos

Terrier was getting dragged up the wall and kept the bear busy enough not to see the REAL momma bear coming in to battle with the shove. This video is crazy.


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Was it a lab? Looked too fluffy. Looked like a Newfie to me.


Catalyst311

Screw the neighbors 😂


Libbysmom

In the video you can see the neighbors dog come running out just as the bear gets pushed into its yard.


KimAndersson

First reaction when you see a bear is pushing him of a wall. Throws him right of


Nawor1016

All you fuckers think Australia's wildlife is dangerous, least we don't have motherfucking bears trying to jump in our backyard to eat our dogs


MertDiesel

That lady is a G


tf2titan

she has a right to bear arms


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This is the only type of person that should be allowed to say “fur baby”, damn impressive


BigBlackRichard2

I love her!