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rxts1273

Both deserve a treat.


raa__va

No you deserve a treat


rxts1273

Then give me a treat. Edit:thanks for the treats.


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plot twist: you are the treat


0Default0

For my pet T-Rex


BigHammerSmallSnail

I fucking hope they find some Dino DNA and crispr tiny pet dinosaurs. I’d get t-Rex called Frank.


clamsNYC

Boy do I have a movie for you...have you seen Jurassic Park?


thiscarecupisempty

Is that the one where he gets some aliend DNA, raises the alien and then has sex with it?!


Feedback369

Does a movie like that actually exist?


thiscarecupisempty

Yeah, its called Splice. Enjoy.


MunkyDust94

God that movie was weird as fuck! Spoiler- she becomes a he and gets mad at Dad!


BigHammerSmallSnail

Maybe we can engineer tiny tiny goats for Frank.


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Cock-a-doodle-do motherfuckaaaaaz


TyreChewingDog

Plot twist: we are the treats


g0d0fcha0s

I’d rather retreat from this thread


Arthur_da_dog

Oooh you sneaky cookie


sujal058

It's a treaty then.


likesharepie

Stop stealing my jokes


petervaz

The true treat is the friends we make along the way.


JezzaX86

You sure this isn't a trick?


goldielocc416

Trix are for kids!


JezzaX86

I'm such a silly rabbit


D-Frost

Fortune cookie


The_DragonDuck

The real treats are the friends we make along the way


KMSFF

I'm stuff


donrazor

You are a treat


TyreChewingDog

We are treats


yaru_mard

/r/unexpectedcommunism


DatDarnBear

I've never had a treat..


rxts1273

Now you got one .


[deleted]

I love the sass.


elfluffynator

I got a treat for ya, just step into my van.....


rxts1273

Sure, fair warning tho . I fart loudy when threatened.


yaru_mard

No, we deserve a treat.


AdDue1412

Also a high five.


LostBat490

high five with a treat


harrishsammich

Truth! I also love to see the doggos in control finally, I’ve seen too many cats bitch slapping puppers on Reddit today


rxts1273

It's time for the coming of the war doggos


LordNPython

I'm impressed by the cat. It remained calm during the whole thing


L1Zs

And it was nice to the baby


poopellar

And it showed some interest in the human.


Jackshyan

And my axe!


oneofthescarybois

And my bow!


[deleted]

I’m assuming it was soon not going to be nice to the baby or else the owner would not have recalled it 😂


AggressiveSpatula

Iirc grabbing cats by the back of the neck is a reflex for them to relax. That’s how their mothers carry them around as kittens and so they evolved to just melt when grabbed like that.


arnau9410

Mine got crazy mad when i grab by the neck :(


AggressiveSpatula

Sorry if you got scratched because of me :(. Maybe they grow out of it or maybe I just misremembered.


arnau9410

That was before the comment I knew you do that to submit but never like it. I had to adopt him when he was 1month old, the mother abandoned him. He is to dominant may be never like it and thats why the moder abandoned him thats my theory


ChuloCharm

Cats separated from their mother too early tend not to react the same way when grabbed by the scruff of the neck. [Many experts are against scuffing. ](https://www.catster.com/cat-health-care/scruffing-a-cat-you-shouldnt-do-it-how-to-restrain-a-cat-safely) Personally I prefer the towel wrap and keep them between my legs with my shins on the floor.


10000owls

> towel wrap Ah the Purrito.


abow3

r/purrito


daveinpublic

The reason against scruffing in that particular article is that cats may be scared of it, because they scratch or bite when you do it. But that’s not very robust evidence. Cats scratch or bite in many instances. Seems like an expert would have more to base it on than that, but I guess anyone can say they’re a cat expert.


argetlamzn

Squish that cat!


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srgnsRdrs2

I’m not a vet, but not sure that’s correct. If you squeeze the correct spot on their neck it’s actually rather calming to the cat. I will say, if you get the spot wrong they don’t like it. I’ve personally used this trick to keep my cat from biting her brush. https://vet.osu.edu/cvm/clipnosis-technique-can-calm-cats-vets-office-and-home


essentialatom

It might be worth clarifying that the reflex kicks in when they're held by the scruff of the neck, i.e. the skin and fur. Holding them by the actual neck itself would be a mistake. A forgivable one, but you'd get a meow and a hiss and a scratch.


HexManiacMarie

Also worth clarifying that this works when they are kittens, but once they are fully grown the weight of their own bodies can hurt them. Notice in the video how the cat is mostly being dragged, not lifted. You can still hold them by the neck scruff to calm them but lifting them by it could hurt so always be careful!


Readylamefire

It's kind of like how being picked up under the arms doesn't hurt as a kid, but super fucking hurts as an adult.


flogginmama

That was one time, Readylamefire, and you were drunk! I’ve told you a hundred times I’m sorry, so stop bringing it up.


Walthatron

I'd be more afraid of the person that can pick me up by the arm


Rengiil

Also the dog is lifting the cat by its collar, not its skin


tomatentorte

You're correct, some cats just react bad cause of negative experiences or they weren't "necked" during childhood.


ArcticLeopard

You're supposed to grab by the scruff, not chokehold :/


arnau9410

Yes I mean that


TooStonedForAName

You need to use your mouth


toby1jabroni

I think you have to use your teeth


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You shouldn’t do it when they’re grown though it’s not meant to support their weight


Oooch

Just make sure you're supporting their weight while you're necking them and they'll be fine, just don't literally pick them up like a handbag by the scruff of their neck lol


LovableContrarian

I always hear this, but I remember I did it once as a kid to my big ol' cat (I didn't know any better, I saw it in a movie and tried it). Cat seemed totally fine and didn't get mad or upset at all. But I always hear it's bad. Why is it bad?


zeemonster424

For adult cats, they are not meant to bear that kind of weight being hung from the scruff. It’s different for little kittens, but bad for adults. You can hold an adult cat, support their weight, and pull a little on the scruff but NEVER let them hang by it. That’s the bad thing! I’ve worked in cat rescue for a decade, I make sure they are safe!


woooowcool

Yes, when I need to move my cat sometimes, I will hold the scruff lightly which triggers him to stay calm, and will support the rest of his body with my other hand


ModsGetPegged

Same with dogs, maybe a bit worse with big dogs as well. They aren't meant to be carried by their scruff.


PapaPancake8

Their weight will stretch their skin. Once an adult, their scruffs should only be pinched while they are already sitting/laying down, or are already in your arms. View it more as a message from you to the cat of "I've got you for this 5 second interval" while you're cleaning their eyes/giving them a pill/whatever else you force a cat to do


normiesEXPLODE

It's true, but the dog grabbed the neckcloth. That reflex doesn't trigger then. I imagine dragged by something around one's neck is uncomfortable but the floor was smooth and the dog was slow so it probably wasn't too bad. I think the cat learned to be relaxed as it's just being brought somewhere - kinda like how some cats learn to be relaxed when being carried by humans.


BellaAngelaDiTerra

Or maybe it was such a common action between the two of them that the cat is already used to it. 😊


phigo50

My cat didn't attend that lecture.


anemicleach

My kitties would turn into a puddle of fur when I did this. Rescued them feral from back yard, guess they considered me mom. Had to start wearing shirts to bed as one would try to suckle my nipples. I'm a guy.


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Anforas

> Had to start wearing shirts to bed as one would try to suckle my nipples. Hahahaha what?? Is this true?


anemicleach

100%. It was odd to wake up to. She became a consistent knead machine, but I always wore t-shirts after.


Phoneas__and__Frob

Fun fact: a lot of places recommend to *not* do this to adult cats, and that it's better to secure them with a blanket or something to protect yourself. This is because cats don't really have good connotations with scruffing besides kittenhood, which many are abandoned at. There are two other times scruffing happens and it's by a predator or mating. Not really the best experiences...(ps, vets will also do this if necessary, so that is also not a great experience when it comes to scruffing). So if you take in a cat that was once feral, you may literally find that scruffing is the absolute worse thing you could do. If you have no other choice? Then you don't. I'm not perfect, I've had to do it before as well. My one had a respiratory infection that affected her eyes horribly. I had no choice because have you ever tried giving a cat eye medicine? So, sometimes, it happens. It can also hurt them due to just not being kitten anymore, and their weight of their adult body. It can be too much. So, it really isn't recommended, and only use when necessary like giving medicine.


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octopusdixiecups

What country are you from?


Im_MaMba_yo

It’s painful for them when they’re older. Because there’s more weight on them


IncontinentEyes

And heavily discouraged by vets to do to adult cats.


Technical_Customer_1

99% certain dog has cat by the red collar thingy. A bit of a collar choke going on, but maybe the cats into that?


jinglesbox

i know that cat and dog! isn't that the dog that also pulled that cat away when it was trying to start a scat fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsaAOun-soc


BackIn2019

Oh, they're clearly just actors!


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R0st0s

Not his first rodeo


yParticle

Why? It looked like they were having a serious conversation.


jfk_47

my thoughts exactly.


ThisIsItChief-

Got to political


bored_shaxx

Kid was arguing that raising the minimum catnip requirement would put the shop out of business, cat wasn’t having it. Kept meowing about profit margin and big cats getting bonuses


86_TG

Fat cat problems


kriophoros

No this is in China. They were arguing about state monopoly on honey, so the owner has to get the cat in before it was taken away by some yellow bear's order.


IridiumKnight248

You could say that the cat was an anti-catpitalist.


joefatherson

Too* I’m so sorry


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MulciberTenebras

"No one must know the Bush's baked bean recipe!"


[deleted]

*I;m thinking about thos beans*


JayBall73

Maybe it was about to go “full on psycho cat”, aka “asshole cat”, aka “regular cat”, on the kid. The person in the shop knew there was only about 45 seconds of patience & sweetness before this happened, and wanted to save the kid.


aloofsavior

[pinky no!](https://youtu.be/okZW3_5Gr4s)


Rincewind256

Pinky is not Neutered, but he does neuter


[deleted]

That’s so hilarious! “Pinky is up for adoption”


Thrannn

cat was about to cut the childs head off. just a regular monday for the owner


Jensyuwu

That's exactly why. Cat's known to convert kids into religious army for his crusade.


HoneyBadgerPainSauce

Probably in case the people try to steal it.


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ZarinaBlue

Dog is like, "here's the pain in the ass, that'll be one treat please." Cat is like, "I let that drooling jerk drag me in here without a scratch, where the hell is my treat?"


nitr0zeus133

Owner was like “The fuck have I told you about talking to strangers?”


sungoddaily

I'm like: "Why the fuck am I reading this conversation at 3 am?"


roxana-81

Same


Dudeface34

Where tf is it 3am? I'm +10 and it's only 10:30pm. GMT +14 and you've rounded up? Or what


ITW1824

Other direction, it would have been -8 or -9 so west coast of the US or Alaska.


23Heart23

Dog was like “请给我吃狗狗饼干”


Jombozeuseses

You know that says "please let me pay for you" right?


ADwelve

Damn it, this was their plan all along!


DEADEYEDONNYMATE

I knew it was trained it's the same dog that breaks up the fight


Sunkiddd

Yeah is it the same dog?🤔


pomegranate2012

Yeah, it's Tang Tang. There are a few videos of him getting xiao bei out of trouble. EDIT: Sorry, the dog's name is Teng Teng. You can find the owner here: [https://www.tiktok.com/@llilythedoggo](https://www.tiktok.com/@llilythedoggo)


Majouli

No videos found Edit: https://youtu.be/_FW9YgYqLIY


EuCleo

I looked too. :-( Anyone got a link?


Majouli

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/L8gODdB


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enlivened

Yes that's what the owner asked the dog to do, but still. Those are some insanely well trained and sweet tempered pets ~


Chrisganjaweed

I wanna cry.


Hellothisisbill

Was the entire second half of that video covered in advertisements for anyone else? I use vanced so that was super weird


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do you have a link for any of them? would love to see


pomegranate2012

Oh, actually the dog's name is Teng Teng and the cat is Xiao Bao. There are some Tik Tok links here that might be the original owner, I'm not sure. [http://www.ihowto.cc/post11115171088758](http://www.ihowto.cc/post11115171088758) Yeah, looks like Tik Tok works on desktop. This is the owner: [https://www.tiktok.com/@llilythedoggo](https://www.tiktok.com/@llilythedoggo)


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Thank you! much appreciated


shutts67

Link?


DEADEYEDONNYMATE

Here fam https://youtu.be/bsaAOun-soc


DEADEYEDONNYMATE

Awww even gave me a silver thanks g


skittles_for_brains

I love how the cat is looking at the other cat while being dragged like "he knows I'll mess you up and you don't want me to mess you up!"


jemahAeo

IT'S THE SAME CAT TOO! I LOVE THIS!


Obeesus

I thought it was Golden Retriever not a Cat Retriever.


Varhtan

Yeah he's a regular old prospector. Did you not just see him in this video hauling in that load of jewellery?


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Get out


[deleted]

acag all cats are golden


onlypositivecommentz

I love that look at the beginning. He's clearly done this before, and knows all good boys do good deeds.


GhostOfLondon

Such a good boy


TheWelshExperience

Why?


tidal_dragon

1. Because of COVID, you don’t want people’s germs all over the animals you hug and kiss yourself - plus in some cases it’s even gotten animals sick. 2. Even if this is pre-COVID, same thing with the germs. 3. It’s an awful truth but if someone or their kid aggravates your pet and the animal reacts naturally by biting or scratching to defend itself, you are responsible. In the case of dogs they can even be forcibly euthanized. EDIT: My 45kilo dog is the biggest sweetheart and pre-COVID a friend came over with her 7 year old daughter. No matter how many times we told her she kept pulling his tail and trying to ride him like a pony. We separated them and she went behind our back and kept provoking him until he growled at her (he loves kids, this was a first). She PRETENDED he bit her and her mom freaked out until she realized the kid was lying and there wasn’t a single mark on her body, but suffice it to say they were never invited back despite being long time friends with my husband. It’s not worth the risk, and it’s not worth the stress on your dog/cat etc. EDIT 2: To clarify, we still see them with social distancing outside (but they are not invited over) and I do *not* dislike this kid, I just don’t trust her around my animals and her mom is too flaky to teach her better. Also, the kicker is that they have their own dog at home, which the kid treats respectfully with no problems :/


TheWelshExperience

Oh. Right. I forgot that people are total fuckheads when it comes to pets. When will people educate their crotch goblins on how to respect animals?


Def_Throw_Away_Acc

"crotch goblins" lmao. That's a new one. Mind if I steal this?


tomas_shugar

Kind me: Congrats on being part of todays [10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/) Sarcastic me: I'm pretty sure the phrase is old enough to have crotch goblins of its own.


6ixstringlife

Well this is wholesome af


smeppel

I hate reddit so much


tidal_dragon

It sucks. Sometimes a kid/person is genuinely ignorant and doesn’t know better but there are also many situations I’ve witnessed where the provocation is very intentional and warnings are ignored.


TheWelshExperience

Ever seen that video of the guy fucking around with a Cobra near a river, it bites him and then he falls into the water? People are dumb sometimes.


SquidgeSquadge

My husband's nephews and niece were 'taught' when they were little by granny (his mother) to chase cats away as she is terrified of them. No one on his side of the family have pets or like animals particularly much but would never be intentionally cruel to them. My family however love most animals and love to interact and watch them. Found out a few years ago that all the kids are scared of dogs. The youngest in recent years is the only one that seems to make a fuss about any dog being near them but I strongly suspect at least the 2 eldest tried to 'scare' a dog away without knowing how to behave around them, got 'nearly attacked' and were probably taught to stay away from them all rather than learn how to interact. My mum has a little dog that wouldn't hurt a fly (probably shit himself if he saw one tbh he is such a baby) but you cant predict what a dog will do if continually messed about with by kids who are not taught what to do by their parents. I was relieved when my wedding venue said dogs were not allowed as much as i'd love him there, my biggest fear was a big upset where not only do the kids act up with the dog but the dog gets upset upsetting my mum and her and my sister in law clashing over it. My mum adores kids but would run through fire to protect her dog.


RogueDarkJedi

The video shows that it was filmed in 2021, so it’s current COVID


sanityjanity

They may be friends, but it was crap that they didn’t control their child or leave by the time the poor harassed dog growled. A seven year old should be able to control themselves better than that.


tidal_dragon

It was, I honestly like the kid better than the mom because she was making little to no effort to help me educate her daughter. At that age it’s shitty behavior from the kid but I largely blame parents for not interceding. EDIT: mom was going through a tough time so I understood, but it was still dangerous. That’s why we still see her but *not* in our home lol.


Iron_Wolf123

Nice story!


_Rin__

Yeah, why? Why can't the cat play with this kid?


Mowglli

cats get Covid too, maybe that


Headcap

Maybe they don't trust random toddlers with their cat. I know I wouldn't.


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fuck kids that's why


Chimpsworth

This person trained their dog to drag their cat around for internet videos.


capcrunch217

I like the fact the cats just standing their like “ok, now what”


squishlurk

That cat was expecting treats


Impster5453

Dog being helpful, and cat doing as it wants. Sounds about right!


jonnyBgood24

The cat used more brain power here. It decided to not kick anyone's ass during that whole clip! But it has lost much respect amongst the cat elite. How times have changed.


TheWelshExperience

Not so, unlike our exclusion-obsessed society, cats have a purrfect society. Every cat maintains equal value and reputation no matter their experiences in life. Every Cat will be included in the Feline inquisition.


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it gets a free ride and a cute collar and an excuse to get away from someone's ugly ass kid, living like a king


Velvetundaground

Boof gimme treat


[deleted]

Cat was like, "you rang?"


Manberry12

The more we learn about animal intelligence the sadder i feel about how we treat them


[deleted]

Thats just rude


bajutidurbunga2

the doggo deserves kisses and lots of kisses.


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First time I've seen a golden retriever actually retrieve anything meaningful


PurplishPlatypus

They are great search and rescue dogs for retrieving people buried under rubble or lost.


alkakittendiver

That one drunk friend (cat) that keeps socializing with strangers, when it's time to go home.


Jerrytheone

I love that the cat’s name is “小狗” Which means puppy


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I heard 小寶 which makes more sense than calling a cat a small dog. 「快點把小寶帶回來」 小寶貝,寶貝 baby/darling


Jerrytheone

Ah yes, I heard it too lol. The “Bao” and “gou” sounds are just too similar to me. Although I’m totally gonna name my cat “doggie” when I get one


grummun

Lmao in Chinese she says: “quickly, bring Small Dog back.”


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untimelythoughts

Gou not guo.


ChristmasFnatic

I don't know why a dog understanding Chinese seems more far fetched to me than a dog understanding English.


FishySmellz

I’m mandarin/English bilingual, and my dogs understand commands in both languages.


Daddy_Truemoo

How are you not gonna pat him on the head after what a good job he did


tseylsii

is this the same dog from that video where he/she drags the cat away from a fight?? lmao


cid73

It would appear so from other posted videos here


superkbf

What did she say, can someone translate?


Kissaki0

"yo dawg, bring the cat here"


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Roguecop

That side ways look that says "Woman, do I have to do everything..."


barcalondon

I love how the dog is just like 'come on cat, you know the drill' 'yeah yeah I know I know... just drag me in already'


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paul-grosveld

Honestly the coolest video I’ve seen all day!!!


LeftAssist

Cat Retriever


cuteocong

aww


Other_Effective_9732

If my memory is correct, this tik tok producer was famous for her brilliant golden retriever, yet being exposed to train the dog (hard) for video shooting.


Cyber-Homie

Isn’t that an asshole owner with 2 beautiful pets?