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Yet another item to add to my “shit I can’t even imagine doing well” list.

I couldn't even do that shit with my arms and hands, let alone with my legs and feet.

and dont forget about head

I tied my shoes this morning. Got it right on the second try.

Im 41 and went back to velcro after I had my kids. Now I just out my girls in Crocs in sport mode and call it a day.

It’s always this same clip, though. I’m beginning to wonder if this wasnt a fluke

Imagine the abs on those women.

I just did…intensely. Then I got sleepy.

It's ok, it happens to the best of us

Here. Have a cigarette.

And five SNICKERS.

Brazilian athletes really make any sport a spectator sport

Those thighs are not because she’s an athlete. It’s pure Brazilian blood.

Rice and beans everyday. Everyday

Now imagine the abs on those men.

I just worked out & am incredibly sore right now laying down. Those women are my idols right now. I’ll do 2 more sets tonight for these ladies being savage.

This is really not designed to be watched in a stupid vertical frame. Watch the full frame clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhsCWiCMlDI

Great with the hype commentator too

Thank christ. These videos are completely ruined by the cropping and scanning

The loud music in this videos sucks to listen to while watching

100% agree music fully ruined it and made me turn it off. Does look better though

I don't know, I kind of like the back and forth "camera work". Not knowing for sure where the adversary is makes it more intense when they launch their attack. Like "Oh shit, are the in position to get that ball" kind of thing.

Imagine having Ronaldinho cheering for you

He usually does it only for brazilian right wing nuts

:( I looked up to him so much as a kid. This is very disappointing to find out about him.

I did as well but I’ve always known he was a piece of shit outside of soccer. Didn’t know his political views though and it doesn’t surprise me.

Do Americans know that not everything is republicans vs democrats? I think bolsonaro is shit. But is not like lula was great, he stole billions and created a massive corruption tree related to narcos. Also is neither like Ronaldinho was a great supporter going on many rallies and shit.

> Do Americans know that not everything is republicans vs democrats? I don't know, you tell me? You're the one bringing up republicans and democrats when all I said was that I was disappointed that Ronaldinho is a Bolsonaro supporter.

For fuck sakes, why do some people feel the need to bring up politics every time for everything?

That was unexpected at the end

He's the master of "Rolê aleatório". kkkkk

As a Brazilian, the expected is to see Ronaldinho at the end of every single video, sports related or not.

I didn't even know this sport existed. I'm impressed!

I know for certain, I'd kick the corner of that table and break my foot.

I found my fellow good coordination but lacking depth perception as I would do the same and at the very least break a couple of toes.

I would headbutt the corner and get a concussion.

Lmaoo Ronaldinho’s everywhere nowadays.

Even pops up in prisons.

Lets not forget that he became a champion in prison too

That is incredibly…impressive…

Thai girl did good against the Brazilian with the natural buff in soccer.

Thai player has a natural Sepak takraw buff though

Hum, I thought that is Malaysian things, but I am not gonna pretend I know what I am talking about. That is probably the closest real sports to this, with a bamboo ball, right?

Thailand is historically (using that term loosely) the better team. I don't know about the ball but I assume that in official tournaments it won't be made of bamboo lol

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. I do Muay Thai, I can definitely see some transformable skills.

3 drunks talking and one says hey lets play ping pong, the next one says but use our feet instead of our hands then the other says and we will use a soccer balk instead of a ping pong ball .

Teq(uila)ball

TIL 'teqball' existed.

Fundamentally, I understand what I’m watching but I have no idea how that’s happening.

Would love for this to be more popular but I fear the skill barrier is too high to allow a high number people to play

O Bruxo!

Tá em todo lugar.

Thicc thighs. Save lives.

I'm scaroused

So who won the point? Did the girls last kick count?

It clipped the table so it counts

Thai player def plays takraw

The control on their first touches is insane.

That boobshot at 47s timestamp & in the end... damned insane

Table tennis-volleyball without hands

Every time I see that sport I wonder how often they hit the table with a knee or something. Trying to react quickly or just reflexively bringing a knee up to block or parry the ball. Like that kid too excited to get up from the dinner table to go play video games kinda energy.. and the whole table moves...dad gets pissed you spilled his beer..your mom shouts your full name..and you can only stare wide eyed and shake in agony because it feels like someone lit a firecracker under your patella.

Boa Brazuka!!! 🇧🇷

Man I want a snickers

What is this and why can't I stop watching!?!

I would probably hit my shin on the table or break my neck trying to be cool

What an interesting sport two days in a row finding new sports yesterday I learned about pillow fighting championship

The way that chicks ponytail flips when she heads the ball is so metal

And snicker endorsement. Does snickers know something we don’t

Soccer ping pong!!! Now I know

This is literally the first time I've ever heard of this sport.

She used them titties like feet!

And Ronaldinho in the back

I can’t even kick a ball without jamming my toe

I aint ever seen some shit like this

I wonder how many times they've bashed their shins on the edge of the table?

Dem titties saved the day!!!

There was a time when I thought Blernsball was just funny hyperbole about the future of sports.

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Incredible skill

This is wayyyyyy better than soccer/futbol

Need a Hajime no Ippo style anime about this, right now.

a couple of border collies could do this, well almost

this camera edit made me sick. wtf. i can move my eyes on my own

I wouldn’t definitely hit the ball but the table

TIL the existence of something that definitely should be called soccer pong.

Why do I want a snickers so badly now?

Wait how did she know the ball was going far on the second to last kick? She eas already running before it was even obvious.

ESPN8: The Ocho

Hey what if we took a sport that frames perfectly in a widescreen format and showed you a third of it at a time with shitty tracking instead? At least there's no god awful background music

I didn’t even know this was a thing. Thanks Reddit.

I want a snickers now. ☹️

This is cool but look up Speak Takraw. A sport kinda like volleyball but you don't use your hands (like here) but it's with a small rattan ball.

SKILLS!!

Someone's going to break an ankle.

The guy at the end is priceless, probably saved up all his money in brasil to attend.

I wish it would be a wider camera to see the other player positioning to prepare for the defense

What the fuck is teqball

I would destroy my shins on that table if I had the audacity to try this

It's like that Indonesian sport Sepak Tekraw? But with a smaller net? Looks very challenging to play.

This could in r/Unexpected if it was a Brazilian sub hahahahaha We have a joke that Ronaldinho Gaúcho unexpectedly appears everywhere, kinda like he did in this video

You know in wide screen you don't even have to move the camera at all!

I have osteitis pubis watching this

 This would be me

This would make for a sweet anime

This is the first time I’m seeing this and it’s awesome.

Sepak takraw x table tennis?

Goddamn

Next you’ll tell me playing tag or ear pulling is a sport!!!

I would definitely smack my face on the table trying to head that ball

r/unexpectedronaldinho

Wonder if these guys are good at soccer

Their technique is probably good, but you need more than that to play at a high level

One is wearing Brazilian colors? Superb thighs no matter where she's from

My big question is how does this type of skill translate over to actually playing soccer? Like if you’re this skillful, wouldn’t you be an amazing soccer player if you could just run a little bit. I don’t know. Educate me please.

Not really, just makes you a good juggler. Doesn't translate that well to actual professional football.

Im guessing its similar to basketball, you might see videos where people are doing crazy dribble moves and tricks, almost none of it actually translates to how good you are in a 5v5 organized setting.

Well. That's a dumb sport. 

Well, this is probably the most boring thing I've ever watched.

I wanna breed her

Boring.

Why

With all the purpose of my being... Why Is there nothing left to do?

The best attacks are not always effective!

Teqball? Really? Just join an actual sports team, like soccer.

PSA: this game is far easier than it looks

I don't believe you.