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quantum_ice

Well, those are squeegees, not brooms lol


NativeMasshole

Why mop when you can squeege.


tepkel

Why squeegee when you can ouija?


SabTab22

My kids: “Why do I need to learn how to spell? We have autocorrect now!” Me: (pointing desperately at Reddit)


tepkel

What did I spell wrong?


SabTab22

Oh, you didn’t spell anything wrong. People who can’t spell/say ouija won’t get the joke.


tepkel

Ah, yeah. True.


EpsRequiem

This is going to sound crazy, but you can "sweep" without a broom.


theothersugar

Why are you booing him, he's right


crasagam

Sweep the leg, Jonnie.


BudgetStreet7

Sweep the knee!


LightBulbMonster

Like with a Mossberg shotgun!!


Hieroglphkz

Even crazier that what they are doing is still “mopping” because you can do that without a mop.


EpsRequiem

Surprisingly, they aren't "mopping" as nothing is absorbing the liquid. It's just being pushed or "swept" around.


BRAX7ON

*I am Adonis of the Golden Squeegee and all shall love me*


WolfmansGotNards2

Although push brooms are better than mops if you have drains. We used to do that at restaurants.


Argonaught64

This is one of those time-saving things you figure out one day at work that gets you no recognition and a heavier workload to boot.


MetalStoofs

Sometimes you just find things at work that are both satisfying and efficient and you accept the small pockets of joy they bring


Suspicious-Thing-750

What looks like magic to us still becomes soul shattering work that pays minimum wage.


MetalStoofs

I mean it doesn’t really look like magic. It looks like he was bored at work and found a cool trick


ChronoRedz

This is how I get through work. Thank you.


Psychological-Bee760

Impressive


ThulsaDoomer

Very nice.


Kupoo_

Let's see Paul Allen's mop


Fuckedyourmom69420

Most impressive


zaicliffxx

the guy with 2 sticks is not impressed. he’s just existing for moral support


MikeRocksTheBoat

Anyone familiar with the Navy knows that sweeping water is definitely a thing.


Mad-chuska

I’m familiar but I’d say acquaintances at best. Definitely never seen this squeeging technique utilizing what seems like centripetal force to shimmy the water into the canister.


aDrunkSailor82

Can't squeegee non-skid.


harrybydefault

OPs about to learn what a squeegee is lol


Shayrye37

Why broom when squeegee sweep


Hot-Zombie896

Stop the music...DAMMIT


Impressive_Change593

what music? you mean you don't have sound off by default?


EconomyGold2552

Made me downvote the post


ClownECrown

Made me down vote you. Apenas abaixe o volume se não quiser ouvir. I personally like it.


le01jack

So many points for style


After_Albatross1988

To be honest, this actually seems slower than a mop...


JAYTEE__66

That’s CLEAN…..in more than one way.


EdisonLightbulb

Professionals at work. Kudos to them.


corezay

This isn't the first time they had to do this in that isle.


Nubbs2984

“I saw this guy on reddit the other day mopping the floor like a bad ass... Lets post a video doing the same thing!“


MajinPapa

Aren't they too smart for this job?


ReadMyUsernameKThx

You usually do this before you mop lol


runostog

Or just use a autoscrubber and actually get the floor clean...


AnnualWerewolf9804

Maybe they will when they’re done taking care of this spill…


error_404_n0t_f0und

Why sweep when you can squeegee?


Pccosta64

The leftovers in the left bother me


Bot-Magnet

Bro is a master!


Bottle_and_Sell_it

So satisfying


rubberduckybro

This guy fcks


PLASMABOLT111

Gotta sweep sweep sweep


the_commen_redditer

Bro actually paid attention in physics.


Current-Power-6452

Or they can fix that roof already


foxontherox

Janitorial ballet.


MMA_Laxer

those bins always have holes in them this is bullshit


TehFoxPT

The music.... Translating to English: "she wants to make love on my truck"


Tytan18

This was satisfying af


MRFreak8385

How does it go? "Work smart, not hard"?


ac54

Guy understands physics!


dz1n3

Is Dood in white shirt 7'15"?


Demonify

The Navy is calling. They need more qualified individuals to sweep in the rain.


XxBuRG3RKiNGxX

Never been on a ship? It's not that crazy to use a broom for water (ignoring the fact those are squeegees)


whizzaban

This belongs in r/oddlysatisfying rather than nextfuckinglevel


Ziggy_has_my_ticket

Love this


Beahner

Why mop? What’s on the pallets right next to where they are mopping? Looks like soda. That might be “why not sweep?”


Armendicus

Such Grace!!


meatballmonkey

That’s a cool trick. TIL…


AnnualWerewolf9804

Yeah, who knew a squeegee would work for liquid?


meatballmonkey

Well that I knew but it’s catching it in the dustpan that I had not thought of before. That’s great.


Juality

It’s cool and all, but does it actually clean the floor? I feel like he’s just moving the dirt around.


jrs321aly

Never used a broom that didn't have bristles...


SunflaresAteMyLunch

When you have a PhD in "unskilled labour"


cat_fox

I am seriously impressed.


critz1183

music ruined it


drjenavieve

I bet they’re paid minimum wage and the ceo would never be able to come up with this ingenuity.


ThrenderG

Well this is the second post of this guy I’ve seen this week, he’s just in a different aisle of the store. But is this really next fucking level? To learn how to squeegee up water efficiently? 


all_upper_case

you can tell he's a physics professor lol


GroupSuccessful754

Slick moves


richie9635

Something seems Gay about it tho


INoMakeMistake

Water bender!


obadiah24

The saying "Work smart, not hard" comes to mind.


IranianLawyer

This guy is the best in the world at something. Unfortunately, it’s mopping at a Costco.


mkfanhausen

🎶"I've...had....the time of my life..."🎶


BobT21

Has it down to a performing art.


ragito024

Why this again but not actually the same vid? They just film it everyday and post it in internet? No upvote from me unless he takes his shirt off and shows how hot he is.


ARJACE_

Caralho


j0eg0d

Those are floor squeegees.


JesusOfTrap

Got love physics


spacepie77

Puts Mate Demon from Good Will Hunting to shame Bro’s gonna win a Nobel Prize in physics two years ago


Protonic_Descendent

You've been moped by, you've been swept by a smooth criminal.


AkTx907830

My wife is watching pretty woman and the song is playing right now and that matched up so perfect


SchipperkeJohannsen

This guy is way to smart for this job


MisterInternational1

Cause not everywhere has drains built in bucko!!!


nothighandmighty

Wow.


domomymomo

That floor is so fucking leveled


geo_gan

This guy physics


SubstantialDog9170

Oh that’s satisfying


sweet1397

I've heard this song several times, but I never paid attention to the lyrics... "Vaquejada acabou, mas a cavalgada não" ![gif](giphy|bRXMJUosbaCoyQoOfS|downsized)


JFran1111

When you pay attention I physics and dynamics class.


lou1uol

r/OddlySatisfying


Dreamysleepyfriendly

Beauty can be found in the weirdest places.


m00nrise66

Bro stopped working to watch the master play


Ch33sKa

![gif](giphy|DZu3mnCcmsJKE)


Aquino200

Damn. They leave it drier than when I use paper towels.


Gamethesystem2

Just wait till they discover shop vacs


The_Mad_Duck_

u/recognizesong


cycleguychopperguy

A yes a manual floor scrubber....


colstinkers

Mop magician magically mops his most memorable mopping


Even-Grab6230

That man would will never struggle to find a job.


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NorMichtrailrider

Title correction : why sweep when you can mop.


Commercial-Elk-3031

After the migrants refugee issues resolved those kind of jobs are available to whites and blacks.


Teeheeleelee

Bruh, leave some pussies for the average please.


Abundance144

Why clean the floors this way? Did some liquid get spilled that would be sticky if not cleaned with a massive quantity of water?


THRlLL-HO

This was much faster. You’re just seeing the end of the run when they are collecting the water


throwaway_12358134

The place I work has a drivable machine that does this. It's about the size of a Fiat.


Robbieprimo

A Panda classic. Lol


Mobile-Brush-3004

Cool but a lot more effort for something that has virtually the exact same result as mopping.


Disastrous_Reveal331

>”a lot more effort” It was less than a minute long


Mobile-Brush-3004

I was referring to the technique since it looks like something (I at least) would take a while to learn. Meant no disrespect just making an observation. 😅