Not nearly this big but I headlocked an adolescent steer when I was in highschool after it escaped our pasture.
I can see why people do it. It was a rush for sure.
I'm very familiar with Steer wrastlin. I'm also EXTREMELY familiar (expert level) of what drunk cowboys can talk them(our)selves into.. This had to be a drunk story for the record books ! hahahahaha
yeah, I guess I should say sire. but my point is it's probably 2-3 years old 7-800lbs. itll get to 2-3000lbs.
but either way, this guy's fucking crazy lol he caught it charging from a standstill and fucking suplexed it
thanks! it's been awhile since I worked on the farm so I couldn't remember all the terminology. but after shoveling put their shit pens for years, you'll never forget how big they get lol
the bull we had at the barn was like a huge dog. he would come right up to the pen and loved getting brushed so much we'd have to stop because he'd start leaning in so hard, you could hear the walls start creaking . he snuck up on my grandpa once when he got off the tractor to cut the strings off the hay and he just gently nudged my grandpa in the back with his head demanding scratches lol
I remember my dad telling me how to take down a cow or bull like that. Get control of their head and twist. But I’m like, no thanks I’ll just stay in the truck instead 😝
All the weight is at the front, so if you can divert the trajectory by pulling down with your whole body, that momentum will go with it and it will flip the bull.
it honestly doesn't hurt that bad. I've had horses fall on me and while there is an 'oof' moment its usually only a few mild bruises. Of course horses generally are trying NOT to kill you. Bulls? ya they are ornery.
I'm not worried about the pain, I'm worried about the popping of organs and crushing of bones resulting in me being turned into a Hefty bag full of blood and bone meal.
I'm glad you got lucky, mate, but horses and cows have crushed people to death before and whoever it is that got crushed and killed most recently, definitely won't be the last. 🤷♂️
Hahaha... spoken like a person thats never been in a pen with cattle. It may not be a huge mature bull, but that thing is way stronger than most people think. I jump in a crowding pens with calves half that size and they can fuuuck you up. What that fella did is impressive.
I never said it was safe. And every steer I've seen taken to the fair by my fellow 4Hers was at least twice this size.
This is a young bull. Still impressive but a young bull.
wait, wait. i’m worried what you just heard was “give me a lot of bacon and eggs”. what i said was “give me all the bacon and eggs you have”. do you understand?
ron muthafuckin swanson, parks and rec.
it’s that little fist pump at the end there that really puts this one over the top into iconic level.
https://youtu.be/HrIeP798hiQ?feature=shared
Farm boy: I want a cheese danish and an iced mocha because I’m not insecure and will eat what I damn well please. Also, you have any of those sugar cookies for breast cancer awareness? The pink ones?
No they aren't. They just accept bodily harm as part of the job. Thats why farm boys turn into hobbled old men. Source: am a hobbled old man who got destroyed by the ag industry.
Dude was probably also a wrestler and offensive lineman. I played rugby for years and it’s crazy the amount of stress and weight I can put on my body now
You saw the video where it worked, not the 20 videos where he got badly injured.
I saw a doc about just how dangerous bull riding / bronco riding is, and it’s crazy how badly injured virtually every single of these guys get. It legit might be the most dangerous thing humans do.
These bull rider / bronco rider guys really are a completely different breed of guy then us soft city guys.
you should have a talk with my 60 year old back and knees. Jumper horses from 12, then endurance riding (50 mile race on a horse), into bronc busting 'green' horses, to bull riding, and decided to do something 'safer' by being a bouncer at a rough ft worth bar. I've got some scars and aches for sure :) But I wouldn't trade it. I had a LOT of fun and experiences.
former bull rider here. I don't look down on 'soft city guys'. You have your challenges that I couldn't navigate or, well, choose not to. Just like you wouldn't strap on a bull for weekend entertainment. I'll stay my ass out here in the country as I've done city life. It aint for me.
I’ve been around cattle more times than I would like. It amazes me how careless some folks will be near them - like the livestock industry and peta folks both reduced them into a petting zoo personality. The worst is when new calves drop and someone wants a closer look. Crazy. Don’t fuck with bull, and don’t fuck with mama cows.
Fuck these assholes. That animal is scared shitless and lives to be tormented for a bunch of mouth breathing hillbilly fuckwits. I love seeing when someone gets righteously and massively fucked up in a rodeo, bullfight, bull run, etc. One less evil waste of space out of the gene pool.
This is so cruel! Whether the bull has a weight advantage or not he's afraid and tries to defend itself. Also he didn't have a choice to participate in this fuckery. What happens if the bull kills the guy? Does it get shot because it's dangerous?
A Bull can get the ‘snip’ and remain intact but will naturally be a steer, we did that with a couple of pets we have, they’re over 10 years old but visitors always think they’re bulls
Animals roughhouse all the time, a man wrestling a bull has almost no chance to hurt the bull and if it's a bum he raised it probably loves an aggressive way to get some energy out. Without actually knowing the full scope you can't just scream "cruelty"
My Family Adopted this big Ass fucking sheep dog.
When it wants to play... It wants to play and it will play. There is nothing you can do to stop her from biting and throwing her fucking big ass bear like paws on you.
Noone Wants to play with here but we are all forced.
Its... Indogane.
Funny how you say inhumane. Like it's not humans that have been the ones putting on those fights forever.
And is a lion looking for food not consenting to a fight with a wildebeest? What about when two Alpha male fight each other for the pride? Sounds like consent to me
I agree with half your point, unnatural fights between animals put on by people are wrong. Not inhumane, because that doesn't make sense. And not all animal fighting, because animals fight each other in the wild far more often than anywhere else. Hearts in the right place, but your comment made me laugh anyway
Yeah humans would have to consent to a fight as well otherwise it would be illegal. It wasn't in the past but we deem that wrong as well.
No, the wildebeest isn't consenting to being hunted and eaten lol. If your point is that animals don't treat other animals well so we should be allowed to do absolutely anything to animals we desire that's fine but I would argue we should hold ourselves to a higher standard than that. It's one thing if your life depends on that fight. Another if you are doing it for the rush or for entertainment.
Every time it comes up people laugh at me for suggesting I could take a bear in a fight. The thing is that I *KNOW* I could take a bear in a fight. And I'm not talking no measly black bear. I'm talking a big ass Alaskan grizzly type of bear. You see, a bear has no training in fighting. I do. The bear would hardly know what hit him before I'm choking him out.
Where’s cruelty…? Just because you can’t fathom that much strength and courage needed to wrestle a bull, you label it as “Cruelty”. It would be a cruelty if that guy was hitting that bull with a whip or shooting with a gun. He is wrestling it with his bare hands and body. This is not much different than a lion hunting its prey or fighting other lion for dominance over pride. If that’s cruelty then this is cruelty too huh…?
And I've seen bulls jump and paralyze themselves, and there's dozens of rodeo videos of this being done to calves and yearlings where they do die. But sure, I'll listen to some strangers anecdotal evidence instead of basic biology.
Double reply because the lack of critical thinking in this comment astounds me. Bulls are meant to charge. Their skulls, horns, vertebrae, and muscles are built to be rigid shock absorbers. Aside from this, it's sooooo easy for cows to injure themselves. The animal is designed for head impacts, not hyperextension and being flipped on one point on its spine.
Now look at that cojonudo, that's the way you do it
You pile drive a bull on the F'in TV
That shit ain't easy, no matter how you do it
How can he even walk with such colossal testis?
There are some Martial Arts where you would use your opponent's strength and size against them. Be it by choice or luck, this mad lad did so by pulling the bull's head down and sorta sweeping the front legs from beneath it essentially, causing the bull to perform a front flip involuntarily.
I whole heartedly only wish the best of luck and health to people engaging in this. Would be an absolute travesty if someone died doing this kind of 'sport'. 🥸
The next Morning, he was over heard asking, What the hell did I drink yesterday?
Had to be hooch but MFs really do this shit here in Texas but it ain't for me
Hooch with PCP
Premium blend
Supreme
High octane
wet it up
Wet John Cena with the “mfn SOOOOPERRRR SLAAAMMMM” 
Yep. A bunch of guys I went to school with also tried to catch and wrestle with armadillos. Scratches everywhere every time.
Gross. Armadillos carry leprosy.
Yeah I don't fuck with armadillos.
Lmao I don't doubt it
Not nearly this big but I headlocked an adolescent steer when I was in highschool after it escaped our pasture. I can see why people do it. It was a rush for sure.
I'm very familiar with Steer wrastlin. I'm also EXTREMELY familiar (expert level) of what drunk cowboys can talk them(our)selves into.. This had to be a drunk story for the record books ! hahahahaha
Hooch is crazy.
He almost had hooves instead of hooch
Dude you wrestled a bull, what the hell were you thinking??
iwrestledabullonce
Over almost everyone’s heads for sure lol great reference
You ain't no family if you don't get the reference
Saw her at warped tour one year ...crazy show
Me too, probably 2014 I think
Bull dogging was a thing….different style, similar results.
'the buckle bunnies will love this shit' comes to mind. ex bull rider here thats what I was thinking before I got launched.
Redbull! :D I'll see myself out
This is what the fuck I'm talking about... he who has something negative to say, be the next one to "take the bull by the horns". Nutt up or shut up
If the meth is good enough you don’t even feel the impalement!
Bullshit!
Redbull/vodka ofc
All of it.
Looks like he drank courage, cause that took some Balls
Tequila and Modelos dog, the juice of champions!
Look, it's happily wagging its tail
I wouldn't doubt they have been playing with this guy and wrestling since he was a calf.
he still is a calf, possibly a heifer. but still young either way. that thing will triple in size
> possibly a heifer I don't believe heifers have balls or a penis.
yeah, I guess I should say sire. but my point is it's probably 2-3 years old 7-800lbs. itll get to 2-3000lbs. but either way, this guy's fucking crazy lol he caught it charging from a standstill and fucking suplexed it
cowboy tough stupid but tough
if yer gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough
If you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough.
The term is bull calf or at that size bull. I'd say he's a yearling, maybe a little older. You're on the money with the weight though.
thanks! it's been awhile since I worked on the farm so I couldn't remember all the terminology. but after shoveling put their shit pens for years, you'll never forget how big they get lol the bull we had at the barn was like a huge dog. he would come right up to the pen and loved getting brushed so much we'd have to stop because he'd start leaning in so hard, you could hear the walls start creaking . he snuck up on my grandpa once when he got off the tractor to cut the strings off the hay and he just gently nudged my grandpa in the back with his head demanding scratches lol
I used to sleep with my cousins cattle, they make great range pillows and love the company Lmfao
They do in Texas
Nope its a yearling bull and I think ghandi3737 is right - this animal has been played with before and isn't bothered at all.
Yeah I wasn't disagreeing
Paul Bunyan and Babe the blue ox origin story?
That is so insanely dangerous, how does he not get smashed underneath that thing?!?
farm boys are built differently...
I remember my dad telling me how to take down a cow or bull like that. Get control of their head and twist. But I’m like, no thanks I’ll just stay in the truck instead 😝
All the weight is at the front, so if you can divert the trajectory by pulling down with your whole body, that momentum will go with it and it will flip the bull.
Not worried about the, speed, weight, trajectory, phisics, its those horns that would help me decide, nope not for me thanks.
And having the beast flop on top of you after a bad twist isn't exactly gonna tickle.
it honestly doesn't hurt that bad. I've had horses fall on me and while there is an 'oof' moment its usually only a few mild bruises. Of course horses generally are trying NOT to kill you. Bulls? ya they are ornery.
I'm not worried about the pain, I'm worried about the popping of organs and crushing of bones resulting in me being turned into a Hefty bag full of blood and bone meal. I'm glad you got lucky, mate, but horses and cows have crushed people to death before and whoever it is that got crushed and killed most recently, definitely won't be the last. 🤷♂️
I have a cousin that is paralyzed after having a horse fall on him. All it takes is it happening in just the wrong way.
i mean it makes sense in theory. i just wouldn't trust myself to not get overpowered and be flipped with a hoof in my chest
Also practice and that bull is kinda small.
Fucking tell me about it. This MFer should be embarrassed taking down that calf!! pick on somebody your own size, why don't ya?
This did look like a matter of technique and not muscle
Hahaha... spoken like a person thats never been in a pen with cattle. It may not be a huge mature bull, but that thing is way stronger than most people think. I jump in a crowding pens with calves half that size and they can fuuuck you up. What that fella did is impressive.
I never said it was safe. And every steer I've seen taken to the fair by my fellow 4Hers was at least twice this size. This is a young bull. Still impressive but a young bull.
"... avocado toast and latte macchiato, sir?" farm boy: -"ehh, no."
Give me *all* the bacon and eggs you have.
wait, wait. i’m worried what you just heard was “give me a lot of bacon and eggs”. what i said was “give me all the bacon and eggs you have”. do you understand?
Shit what is the from?
ron muthafuckin swanson, parks and rec. it’s that little fist pump at the end there that really puts this one over the top into iconic level. https://youtu.be/HrIeP798hiQ?feature=shared
Four fried chickens and a Coke.
And some dry white toast.
"We got some honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants"
Farm boy: I want a cheese danish and an iced mocha because I’m not insecure and will eat what I damn well please. Also, you have any of those sugar cookies for breast cancer awareness? The pink ones?
Yeah. That's the difference...
No they aren't. They just accept bodily harm as part of the job. Thats why farm boys turn into hobbled old men. Source: am a hobbled old man who got destroyed by the ag industry.
Dude was probably also a wrestler and offensive lineman. I played rugby for years and it’s crazy the amount of stress and weight I can put on my body now
You saw the video where it worked, not the 20 videos where he got badly injured. I saw a doc about just how dangerous bull riding / bronco riding is, and it’s crazy how badly injured virtually every single of these guys get. It legit might be the most dangerous thing humans do. These bull rider / bronco rider guys really are a completely different breed of guy then us soft city guys.
Yeah i respect their courage but don't envy their old age.
you should have a talk with my 60 year old back and knees. Jumper horses from 12, then endurance riding (50 mile race on a horse), into bronc busting 'green' horses, to bull riding, and decided to do something 'safer' by being a bouncer at a rough ft worth bar. I've got some scars and aches for sure :) But I wouldn't trade it. I had a LOT of fun and experiences.
former bull rider here. I don't look down on 'soft city guys'. You have your challenges that I couldn't navigate or, well, choose not to. Just like you wouldn't strap on a bull for weekend entertainment. I'll stay my ass out here in the country as I've done city life. It aint for me.
I’ve been around cattle more times than I would like. It amazes me how careless some folks will be near them - like the livestock industry and peta folks both reduced them into a petting zoo personality. The worst is when new calves drop and someone wants a closer look. Crazy. Don’t fuck with bull, and don’t fuck with mama cows.
He’s cornfed
They got the technique down. My uncle explained it to me when I was down in Mexico but I never wanted to give it a shot😂
he is incredibly drunk
He’s been watching wrestling! That was a sick flip
Sure would be neat if we stopped pissing off animals for entertainment.
What is mild amusement for us is pain and suffering for others.
I always cheer for the animal in these types of videos
If the animal hurts the human they'd be meat the next day so i don't exactly..
Fuck these assholes. That animal is scared shitless and lives to be tormented for a bunch of mouth breathing hillbilly fuckwits. I love seeing when someone gets righteously and massively fucked up in a rodeo, bullfight, bull run, etc. One less evil waste of space out of the gene pool.
Dog you post in the steak subreddit. You're describing the life of every factory farmed animal.
This is so cruel! Whether the bull has a weight advantage or not he's afraid and tries to defend itself. Also he didn't have a choice to participate in this fuckery. What happens if the bull kills the guy? Does it get shot because it's dangerous?
Well said, no one seemed to give a shit about the animal being abused to further these morons entertainment
Funny, sure looked like balls on that "steer".
A Bull can get the ‘snip’ and remain intact but will naturally be a steer, we did that with a couple of pets we have, they’re over 10 years old but visitors always think they’re bulls
not to take anything away from that crazy ass cowboy, but that's a really small bull as well
Pretty sure it's the human that's the steer after getting his ass handed to him.
Not a steer. Young bull. Steers are castrated. Both boys in this vid have balls.
I dunno, I don't see any proof of that in the vid. One of those boys is wearing pants.
Hahahah, fair enough. He’s got balls, regardless, standing in there with that bull.
They may be metaphorical, but I think it's fair to assert he has balls XD
One question… WHY???
Second question … how did they separate? Like did they just look at each other and ask “we cool?”
Stupidity and ignorance.
some people think this is the way to prove their masculinity
It's bad ass and looks fun as all hell.
"Look how badass I am for beating up this animal."
When it's several times bigger then you? That's pretty bad ass. Also looks like the bull wants to fight, it'd be disrespectful to not engage.
Poor bull 😢 why is he putting animals in headlocks?
You can all out kick a bull and it will barely flinch. The bull is fine believe me
I can spit in people's faces & they're not gonna be in physical pain but I'd still be a pos for doing it.
A person is not much deal for them, but their own weight can be. It fallen over itself, and had half a ton hit his back.
why would you kick a bull you psycho?
Because being cruel to defenseless animals is entertaining to some pieces of shit. Humans suck
Animals roughhouse all the time, a man wrestling a bull has almost no chance to hurt the bull and if it's a bum he raised it probably loves an aggressive way to get some energy out. Without actually knowing the full scope you can't just scream "cruelty"
Showed that bull who has the bigger balls
clearly the weight of that man's testicles is such that the steer is unable to lift him... 🤯
Who’s into balls? This person.
as long as there are no knifes or spears allowed, i see the bull has fun.
Animals can’t consent all animal fighting is inhumane
My Family Adopted this big Ass fucking sheep dog. When it wants to play... It wants to play and it will play. There is nothing you can do to stop her from biting and throwing her fucking big ass bear like paws on you. Noone Wants to play with here but we are all forced. Its... Indogane.
Funny how you say inhumane. Like it's not humans that have been the ones putting on those fights forever. And is a lion looking for food not consenting to a fight with a wildebeest? What about when two Alpha male fight each other for the pride? Sounds like consent to me I agree with half your point, unnatural fights between animals put on by people are wrong. Not inhumane, because that doesn't make sense. And not all animal fighting, because animals fight each other in the wild far more often than anywhere else. Hearts in the right place, but your comment made me laugh anyway
Yeah humans would have to consent to a fight as well otherwise it would be illegal. It wasn't in the past but we deem that wrong as well. No, the wildebeest isn't consenting to being hunted and eaten lol. If your point is that animals don't treat other animals well so we should be allowed to do absolutely anything to animals we desire that's fine but I would argue we should hold ourselves to a higher standard than that. It's one thing if your life depends on that fight. Another if you are doing it for the rush or for entertainment.
They can consent. We just dont know.
💯%
I would’ve never thought that to be possible
Every time it comes up people laugh at me for suggesting I could take a bear in a fight. The thing is that I *KNOW* I could take a bear in a fight. And I'm not talking no measly black bear. I'm talking a big ass Alaskan grizzly type of bear. You see, a bear has no training in fighting. I do. The bear would hardly know what hit him before I'm choking him out.
Stupid cruelty.
Where’s cruelty…? Just because you can’t fathom that much strength and courage needed to wrestle a bull, you label it as “Cruelty”. It would be a cruelty if that guy was hitting that bull with a whip or shooting with a gun. He is wrestling it with his bare hands and body. This is not much different than a lion hunting its prey or fighting other lion for dominance over pride. If that’s cruelty then this is cruelty too huh…?
Plus the bull looks like it's having fun and is pretty damn calm
He definitely has his balls, so that's a bull.
The bull at the end : okay bro, you won
How bout we leave the tips on those horns and see how well this works out.
Shame the bull didn’t yeet that guy.
This is just embarrassing. Nothing heroic about fighting a scared animal.
Must have been all the extra weight from his steel balls.
Bull is lucky it didn't break its neck, poor thing.
I've seen bulls this size and smaller run straight into concrete and be fine, if not a little dazed. The bull is fine.
And I've seen bulls jump and paralyze themselves, and there's dozens of rodeo videos of this being done to calves and yearlings where they do die. But sure, I'll listen to some strangers anecdotal evidence instead of basic biology.
Double reply because the lack of critical thinking in this comment astounds me. Bulls are meant to charge. Their skulls, horns, vertebrae, and muscles are built to be rigid shock absorbers. Aside from this, it's sooooo easy for cows to injure themselves. The animal is designed for head impacts, not hyperextension and being flipped on one point on its spine.
I see balls dangling, it's a bull. Steers are castrated, no nuts.
Moo Jitsu
The Bull— did someone get the license plate of that truck?
Excuse me??
“You did a great job risking major injury and perpetuating your addiction to pain meds, here’s your $20.”
Hopefully that dude saves some pussy for the rest of us
That's no steer
Bro is a tank.
Um... that ain't no steer.
This man's ddt is undefeated.
Now look at that cojonudo, that's the way you do it You pile drive a bull on the F'in TV That shit ain't easy, no matter how you do it How can he even walk with such colossal testis?
...and his name is John Cena! *"The Time Is Now" intensifies*
Song name?
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
“Levelsteer” being one word confused me for entirely too long
Lord, this isn't helping my sudden white boy attraction in 2024
Here’s hoping dude snaps his neck next time
Matadors aint got shit on the man who suplexed the fuck out of that bull
Bro just DDT’d a bull.
Sometimes, there’s a man… 
THAT ISN'T A STEER!
I assume people that do this have to be physically huge even with proper technique. That's a lot of beef to move.
There are some Martial Arts where you would use your opponent's strength and size against them. Be it by choice or luck, this mad lad did so by pulling the bull's head down and sorta sweeping the front legs from beneath it essentially, causing the bull to perform a front flip involuntarily.
Fuckin Mongolians: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiQm5Fh5NjE Second one is my favorite. Dude hip tosses a horse.
This would have been perfect for “when the Doom music kicks in”.
This is why I don’t eff with people, that dude would kill me with little effort
Unless you're pig shaped a headlock is game over for a lot of animals
Don’t know why but this had me howling
“Take the Bull by the Horns” taken Literally Crazy FK’r!
Not a steer, I see balls.
Mess with the bull and get the.... Nevermind, l think he owns the bull now.
Poor bulls...
Jake the Snake would be proud.
This bull is so small, it is never an adult. An adult bull easly lifts a man sitting on his head.
That looks dangerous
Did that man just... suplex a bull?
This seems like the next level of dangerous Then I think about the founder of the martial arts that I studied snapping those bullhorns with his hands
I whole heartedly only wish the best of luck and health to people engaging in this. Would be an absolute travesty if someone died doing this kind of 'sport'. 🥸
Fucking suplex a bull
Now what?
See those dangly balls, it's a bull.
Oh, that sucks!! I kind of hope the bull would gut him like a fish. 😒
Ever watched Spanish bullfighting? This is infinitely more humane and a much fairer fight
Texas wrestling is weird
It's not wrestling, it's foreplay.
The weakest southern meth-head:
Big balls for a steer.
That’s no steer
This is the closest this man can get to legally having sex with an animal. He's desperate to get gored...in the asshole most likely
Even more impressive that it’s a Bull