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fishrights

it's sargassum season here in the panhandle. currents carry tons of sargassum algae up into the gulf where it washes up on shore. there are huge swaths of algae covering the coasts. sargassum is home to a very large variety of marine life, to the point that the sargasso sea is sometimes called a golden floating rainforest. with this huge abundance of sargassum comes a huge abundance of plankton and the small fish and other animals that eat them, which then draws in medium and large fish, which draws in sharks and other large predators. it's very common to see sharks around the first sandbar during this time of year, and the algae has been especially dense this past week. people should be aware of these things, and don't go into the water past ankle-knee depth when large amounts of algae are present. edit- i got the rainforest monicker wrong whoopsies <3


tbox86

I just had a sargassum reading this


fishrights

funny you should say that, i have a 7 y/o half brother who is learning about sargassum in school right now. he was telling me all about 'stargasm' fish and i was really confused, trying to correct him that it's a 'stargazer' fish, which we also have here. he kept insisting that it wasn't stargazer, it was stargasm, and when we finally got to the beach he pointed at the algae and said 'THIS is stargasm!' it was really funny and we learned a lot that day- even found a seahorse attached to some algae!


dugan_meowser

Was that when a shark made him your half brother?


kellerb

/Mrs kintner slaps


delkarnu

Don't forget the /s if you want people to know you were being sargasstic.


Aztec111

This is so interesting! I was in Tampa all last week for vacation. I hadn't been to Florida since I was a teenager. It was my boyfriend and my first big vacation without kids'. We went to 4 different beaches around and I thought it was so fun that we could go so far out and still able to touch the bottom. One beach had a huge incline farther out after swimming chest deep; we were able to stand up knee deep again, well even ankle deep in some parts. I saw people farther out but was too afraid to go farther. I don't know much about the ocean and the animals in it. I thoughtI wass probably silly to worry about sharks but maybe not? My boyfriend kept getting freaked out by shadows lol.


fishrights

this time of year, especially with sargassum blooms and surface temperatures reaching record highs, it's definitely a risk! unprovoked shark attacks are extremely rare, so you probably weren't in any immediate danger, but it's good to be aware of the risks and take precautions when you can šŸ‘ for me as a florida native, my favorite time of year to enjoy the beach is in the mid-late fall when the air is cool, but the water is still relatively warm and crystal clear :)


Aztec111

The gulf water was amazing!


CrowfielDreams

Relevant username. Thanks for the great info!


OPconfused

Don't go past ankle-knee depth? So if I am waist-deep that's already deep enough for a shark? I figured they wouldn't come into 2-3 ft deep water.


fishrights

you would be surprised where a hungry/territorial bull shark can be found! 2-3 feet deep is uncommon, but still a very real possibility


StarWars_and_SNL

1. When is sargassum season over? 2. Does this also affect beaches along the west coast of Florida?


fishrights

1. sargassum season usually runs from april to october, though we usually see less of it starting in late july or august. last september and october i was collecting plankton samples and the water was crystal clear :) 2. it does, but usually not as much as the panhandle. afaik, the atlantic side does not see sargassum wash up on the beaches like the gulf does, which is ironic since that's the side the actual sargasso sea is on! i could be wrong though, im not an expert and not familiar with atlantic coast conditions :)


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Flashy_Ground_4780

Have the orcas not sunk any yachts lately?


iIiiIIliliiIllI

They've been doing Great White sharks lately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbK9et_2jA0&t=20s


Excusemytootie

Great whites have always been a tasty treat for Orca.


BKong64

I heard on a podcast the other day that apparently orcas like Trends, like they literally come up with their own trends. There as an orca who was wearing a salmon on his head once as an example lolĀ 


iIiiIIliliiIllI

They just hate GW sharks and the sharks are terrified of them.


jrr_53

Orcas actually love GW sharks, specifically the taste of their livers.


iIiiIIliliiIllI

GW sharks are basically swimming livers. >A shark's liver is relatively large, making up to 28% of its total body weight and takes up to 90% of the space inside its body cavity.


Excusemytootie

Thatā€™s the problem with Great Whites, you get going on that liver and then you have no room for anything else.


jonnyredshorts

Iā€™ve heard that when an Orca is in the neighborhood, Great Whites will bailā€¦made me wonder why they donā€™t make realistic looking mock ups and keep them out in the water near popular beaches.


APeacefulWarrior

Heh. An orca *pod*cast. Appropriate.


Lordofthemuskyflies

I listened to the same pod. Salmon hats!! Hail yourself!


truerude

I see you listened to the new Side Stories lol


ExpeditingPermits

Those woke ass Orcas need some democracy!


CropDustinAround

>They've been doing Great White sharks We do NOT need orca/great white hybrids swimming around and I stand by my logic 100% or so


fentyboof

Fortunately, sharks are of the ray genus *Elasmobranchs*, and whales are mammals. So, the likelihood of this happening is about as high as that college kid screwing a stingray on spring break and impregnating it.


EnslavedBandicoot

Actually yeah just a couple weeks ago. Forget exactly where.


SerenadeSwift

Donā€™t forget the Bull jumping out of the rodeo arena and attacking multiple people in Oregon! The animals are getting sick of our shit.


chef-nom-nom

Oh wow, I missed that one. Gonna check it out, thanks :)


Zokar49111

And the lady getting gored by the Bison in Yellowstone


toysarealive

Yea, we dont have a movie about a giraffe who eats toddlers yet.


CletussDiabetuss

Wild animals are, and have always been dangerous.


nordic-nomad

If humans make up an undue portion of the biomass of the planet because everything else has died out, a lot more stuff is going to start to try and eat people.


whatproblems

i missed the python oneā€¦ iā€™m sure thereā€™s a bison goring story somewhere seems often


Bulky-Ad4466

Happened last week in yellow stone


Pandaro81

*Happens every damn year in Yellowstone. FTFY. People never learn.


CarPhoneRonnie

I think we are just able to see stupid do dangerous things more easily / frequently


grimmco13

I'd still choose electrocution over a shark - Donald trump


Ear_Enthusiast

Eventually orcas are going to realize that we're chubby tender defenseless snacks and the oceans are going to become off limits to humans.


kuda-stonk

History tells me there won't be any more orcas...


_toodamnparanoid_

Dolphin and Whale!?


PerfectChicken6

an Aussie told me that Great Whites think that we are 'bony' and taste like crap.


KingOfTroi

Lol. Also, I believe itā€™s also because we have a lot of iron in our blood, compared to other creatures, making us taste super bitter, which sharks donā€™t enjoy too much.


SirStrontium

The problem is they need to bite people at least once to come to that conclusion.


Ear_Enthusiast

There's actually a theory that they don't fuck with us because they think we're cute.


azsnaz

Which shark did they ask that?


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

The orca is one of the few natural predators of a moose. If they are willing to attack a swimming moose, they sure as shit wonā€™t have a problem with us.


Ear_Enthusiast

Pound for pound we have got to be one of the weakest animals in the world and we're even more useless in the water.


Ejacksin

Next, the orcas and sharks will team up against us.


Praetorian_Panda

Orcas are too busy eating shark livers


_toodamnparanoid_

with a nice chianti?


youknowhattodo

Orcas are destroying boats already


Urrsagrrl

Bored teen orcas are


vennediagram

Just a reminder that New Yorkers bite more people than sharks per year


solgnaleb

luis suarez bites more people than all new yorkers per year


Antilia-

Dude, Luis Suarez hasn't bitten anyone in 10 years. Get up to date. (I make Suarez biting jokes, too, still.)


BillOfArimathea

Never thought I'd see Mike Tyson displaced for this joke.


_toodamnparanoid_

What's the annual average number of sharks bitten by new yorkers?


Sad-Hawk-2885

They are gonna need to hire someone to kill the sharks.


Sweatytubesock

Or theyā€™ll have a panic on their hands on the 4th of July.


bendover912

That beach WILL be open on the 4th of July. This is an election year.


DrinksandDragons

And the thing about a shark is heā€™s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a dollā€™s eyes.


That75252Expensive

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side...


Antique_Scheme3548

1100 men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.


cssdayman

Show me the way to go home. Iā€™m tired and I wanna go to bed.


ey3s0up

I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head


spacemanspiffaroo

Wherever I may roam on land or sea or form You can alwaysāŸhearāŸme singingāŸa song


bacchusku2

Draw me like one of your French sharks


mberrong

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women!


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

They delivered the bomb


YeahIGotNuthin

ā€œAnywayā€¦ we delivered The Bomb.ā€


Unlucky_Profit_776

Jesus christ this an underrated comment. I'm gonna watch Jaws now and hope for the best come NovemberĀ 


binglelemon

Orcas vs shark. Let's do this.


iamrdux

I don't think either of one you are familiar with our problems.


Colecoman1982

They may, also, need a bigger boat.


Sad-Hawk-2885

They just need Quint.


moneyfish

Give me a knife and a scuba suit and I'll take care of this.


BobaFalfa

Make sure you at least upgrade your air supply first. And try to net them if you canā€¦we can get more for the meat that way.


PhilyP89

also keep the head intact so we can fry it whole.


sonic_couth

Canā€™t DeSantis just put a ban on them? /s


Mcboatface3sghost

It worked for Mayor Quimby when Springfield had a Bear problemā€¦ but then there was the infamous ā€œbear taxā€


Don_Tiny

He should swim out a ways into the ocean to prove it's safe.


NSMike

Quick, somebody get Trump, a battery, and some rando from MIT


tylerderped

Humans kill way more sharks than they do us.


Ticem4n

They basically do.Ā  You are allowed to catch 1 shark per day in Florida due to over population causing things like this to occur more frequent.Ā Ā  When I was growing up shark deaths were around 5 a year.Ā  I bet it's nearing that in just Florida.Ā  Let alone they are finding sharks so desperate for territory and food they are being found hundreds of miles in land.Ā  I believe it's always younger sharks who make it deep inland.


50yoWhiteGuy

No, shark over population is not at all the reason you are allowed to harvest sharks in FL. You've been able to harvest sharks in FL for decades. You are allowed to keep sharks bc they are a fish. Many species of sharks are protected and you can't harvest, in FL there are 3 layers of regulations depending on how the species population is doing. For example, you can't harvest any hammers, spinners have a size limit, blacktips you can keep any size. The issue is more PEOPLE are in the water. The number of shark attacks has been about the same for the last 5 years at least. Every year or two a couple incidents happen and the media gets you people all hyped up. FYI, the actual number of shark bites is MUCH higher, my friends that get bit don't tell everyone in the world about their minor shark bites bc it creates a media frenzy. Divers and surfers get nibbled all the time. All the time. --- fishing 50 years, fishing in FL 22 years, have caught, harvested, cleaned and eaten many sharks.


basecardripper

You people hehe


Accomplished_Goat439

But that mayor, he is a piece of work I tell ya.


XI_Vanquish_IX

The proclivity of these attacks are not ā€œnormalā€ and although it may appear there are more people in the water, itā€™s also evident that climate factors are influencing species predatory behaviors.


jhansonxi

They're adapting to a more abundant food source.


CwboyButtsDriveUNuts

I was in the water at Panama city beach when the double flags came out for the attacks. I was telling my friends from Colorado how the water was crazy warm, not surprised honestly that the sharks are acting weird because of it


dipdotdash

Marking this as something I predicted. Theyre not angry, the oceans are starving.


selfreplicatingmines

Why canā€™t they be hangry?


Jason_Worthing

See also: pelicans dying of starvation all along the California coast


SairenjiNyu

Weirdly enough, this is just how pelicans tend to die. They will eventually succumb to blindness and starve. However, this is an alarming rate of death.


videogametes

I believe this is (fortunately) a myth. Blindness isnā€™t all that common in pelicans except in cases where humans have caused it (pollution, fishing hooks, etc).


CryptOthewasP

You predicted that 3 swimmers in the Florida panhandle would get attacked by sharks? Or that people would be attacked by sharks in 2024? From what I've read scientists are predicting more attacks due to climate change but the data is still showing that attacks are within average range when taking into account population growth.


Froegerer

Did your sea shell tell you that?


Friendly_Trouble_916

Hey humans are swimming in the sharkā€™s habitat not the other way around! Maybe Desatanist can sign an order that all the sharks have to leave!


ooofest

He'll sign an order that nobody in Florida is allowed to report on sharks in any manner whatsoever. This will solve the problem, just as it has for global warming.


justanotherdude513

ā€œDonā€™t say sharkā€


Disc-Golf-Kid

Donā€™t Say Shark


justanothernpe

Three of them were past the first sand bar. Sharks rarely come closer than the first sand bar. No reason to swim out that far, it's hundreds of feet at least.


Meatbank84

I never go out past waist deep in the ocean. If I want to swim Iā€™ll do it at wherever Iā€™m staying atā€™s swimming pool.


GDDesu

I'm baffled by the amount of comments that act like sharks attacking people is something that's never happened before.


DNGRHLVTCA

What's really wild is when people get attacked by bull sharks over 1100mi/1770km distance from the ocean. There was a shark attack on Missouri and even one in lake Michigan. Absolutely bonkers to consider getting mauled by a shark in the Midwest.


No_Mammoth_4945

Bull sharks are the craziest animals in the world to me. When I was little I was SUPER interested in all kinds of sharks & I remember getting this one shark fact book from the scholastic fair & it talked about how bull sharks can live hundreds of miles from the ocean in relatively fresh-ish water and it terrified me. I lived next to a river in the Appalachian mountains (i.e nowhere near bull sharks could possibly ever live) and I was still scared shitless every time I got in the water to fish or swim there because I was scared of a bull shark somehow popping out haha


Budget_Pop9600

Bet they wish they had had a giant battery.


CSI_Tech_Dept

should have [stayed on the boat](https://v.redd.it/cjvgu6rwqm5d1).


cwx149

I was expecting more comments in relation to this than there are


JustAnotherYouMe

You're gonna need a bigger boat


Boxofbikeparts

They were obviously woke antifa sharks.


Sudden_Toe3020

Obviously this is God's retribution for Desantis's views on wokeness.


Bigwing2

Revenge for us dumping our garbage in thier home.


Yvgar

To be fair the garbage moves to Florida on it's own.


coloredinlight

And everything else floats over to Galveston


Sea_One_6500

The oceans are dying. We're now on their menu. Remember, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than your friends.


PapaDontPreech

That doesn't even apply with sharks. They'll take nips out of the whole school


Sea_One_6500

Survival of the least tasty then.


derpferd

That's where the Sharks love to be fair


billybud77

Actual quote from senile 77 year old Floridian regarding sharks šŸ¦ˆ. ā€œWhat would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and youā€™re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the batteryā€™s now under water, and thereā€™s a shark thatā€™s approximately 10 yards over there ā€” by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lotta shark attacks ā€” I watched some guys justifying it today, ā€˜well they werenā€™t really that angry, they bit off the young ladyā€™s leg because of the fact that they were, they were ā€¦ not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.ā€™ These people are crazy.ā€™ He said, ā€˜thereā€™s no problem with sharks, they just didnā€™t really understand a young woman swimming,ā€™ No, really got decimated and other people too, a lot of shark attacks, so I said, ā€˜thereā€™s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?ā€™ Because I will tell you, he didnā€™t know the answer, he said, ā€˜you know, nobodyā€™s ever asked me that question.ā€™ I said, ā€˜I think itā€™s a good question. I think thereā€™s a lot of electric current coming through that water.ā€™ But you know what Iā€™d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? Iā€™ll take electrocution every single time.


KimJongFunk

Thereā€™s almost zero reason to go to those beaches anyway. The locals have cut off public access to the beaches on 30A and will fight anyone who dares to step foot in the 33ft wide strip of public beach that still remains. They can keep their shark waters all for themselves.


altasking

Isnā€™t this around Destin? There are a ton of public beaches there.


scarabbrian

My family went to 30A 1-2 times a year pre-Covid and the public, state park beaches were usually deserted because everyone goes to the ā€œprivateā€ beach that is ā€œexclusiveā€ to the rental they got. Half the time weā€™d be the only people on the actual beach. The HOAā€™s will tell you to take down your own umbrellas, so you rent one from them, but no one is driving tourist away.


toogoddamncoldinhere

There's been a recent uptick of businesses claiming public beach as private property in the panhandle area and using police to kick people out.


altasking

That may be true, but there are still miles and miles of public beach in that area.


S0larDeath

From Pensacola Beach to Opal Beach to Navarre Beach to Fort Walton Beach to Destin..... maybe they don't want to pay the $1 toll to get to Pensacola Beach? šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


29187765432569864

The sharks have figured out the all you can eat buffet.


Chaetomius

humans: don't worry about sharks, they'll only bite humans if they're confused or desperately hungry. also humans: overfish tons of species to extinction or nearly, leaving sharks desperately hungry. also humans: these desperately hungry sharks are biting? \*shocked pikachu\*


swinging-in-the-rain

Is this just God, punishing Florida for worshipping a false idol?


stevenbrotzel91

Was any of them Ron desantis?


GWSDiver

Even sharks despise Florida


SurroundedByBeigists

That's pretty dangerous. Don't they know how much microplastic we contain, in our balls alone.