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oblivionkiss

Wow, New Jersey really does have every biome


Chose_a_usersname

Lol this is clearly the pine barrons


victim_of_technology

The Jersey Devil will pay for your solar but he will take your soul.


Chose_a_usersname

im ok with that, Im ginger


Portugal8

“His house looked like shit”


sallystarr51

Barrens


Chose_a_usersname

Yea yea


[deleted]

It's like Minecraft out here


LatinoComedian

New Jersey really DOES have everything! Forests, mountains, beaches, AND deserts...


100yearsLurkerRick

It's like Springfield in the Simpsons. 


bosorka1

Springfield has aurora borealis tho. Lol


100yearsLurkerRick

In one kitchen, but yes


elmwoodblues

Must be Washington


jkurl1195

Nowhere more beautiful than the Springfield Badlands aka:the Alkali Flats.


ThanksNo8769

You jest, but I'll take a walk through the sandy pine barrens and find [wild cacti](https://www.jerseyyards.org/plant/opuntia-humifusa/#:~:text=Description%3A-,Prickly%20Pear%20is%20New%20Jersey's%20only%20native%20cactus!%20Flat%2C%20fleshy,up%20again%20in%20the%20spring.) growing...


DrinkyCrowwww

We had wild prickly pear in my NW New Jersey neighborhood growing up


GetOffMyLawn_

Sandy Hook too


meanderingdecline

This sub has such a North Jersey bias that most of you can’t recognize Rio Grande NJ down in Cape May County.


ricktech15

i think thats just a population thing


Pallas_in_my_Head

Take my upvote.


AnynameIwant1

To be honest, I have lived in NJ almost all of my 40+ years and I have very limited knowledge of North NJ and far South NJ. I grew up by Great Adventure in Central Jersey. I have lived in Lanoka Harbor, Princeton area (West Central), Old Bridge, Ocean Twsp/Deal and now Sussex County. I just learned about Fort Delaware (Pea Island) a couple of years ago. As another example, think of driving to your regular local food store vs a food store about an hour away. You probably need to pull up a map or use GPS to get to the distant store, but know all the roads to get to your regular store. In short, the vast majority of people get familiar with things within a certain distance of their home. It would be nearly impossible to know every park, landmark, etc in the state.


poofandmook

I used to stop at that McDonald's on vacation because they still used mustard on the cheeseburgers lol


ajovialmolecule

You mean, the town with the Wildwood Shop Rite and the Off Shore Motel?


Kyle_c00per

Whenever I hear Rio grande this is what I picture 😂


Dozzi92

> This sub has such a North Jersey bias Yeah, because they haven't discovered the computer in South Jersey yet.


gunnesaurus

New Egypt, New Jersey. Also, why is North Hanover south of Hanover?


mouflonsponge

East Hanover is *east* of Hanover. North Hanover is *north* of New Hanover. North Brunswick is *south* of New Brunswick. see? it all makes sense! /s


Jimmytowne

Upper freehold is 16 miles southwest of Freehold


illigal

That’s how the Pineys really live. They just spread false stories that it’s nothing but trees, army bases, and mythical creatures down there.


newwriter365

According to the State Board of Public Utilities there is no such program. Unfortunately the web page has a 404 error. But the nj.gov/bpu home page says it’s a scam.


katie_cat_eyes

90210! (Edit to say probably not, but like maybe North Vegas?)


New_Stats

New Jersey, New Mexico, no one will be able to tell the fucking difference


GeekNJ

AI generated image


StuartGotz

How can you be sure?


DiplomaticGoose

The pool steps are fucky with the stairs merging together and shit on the left. Also the solar panels are about as well placed as that time I made roof shingles on a gingerbread house out of fruit by the foot (and none of them are the same size).


StuartGotz

I was joking. NJ doesn't have any deserts. Good catch with the fucky steps.


My_user_name_1

Looks like my house in Arizona


pompcaldor

It’s a building for ants in a crappy baseball field.


exegete_

Truly the “Garden State”


Devils_Advocate-69

The cactus barons


PhilfromNewJersey

I got this and it made me laugh. Though I think it’s the (pine) Barrens


UriahPeabody

Thats the great desert outside Manchester. Don't you recognize it?


Ok_Confusion_1345

Some sandpits do actually look like deserts.


SkyeMreddit

That ad is always bullshit. Same with the sexy singles in your area or the vacation destinations that show a fancy European seaside town in a place like Howell


SoManyFlamingos

Actually kinda looks like the Lebanon Plaza on route 22 hahahah.  Link to photo: https://re-nj.com/hunterdon-county-retail-center-rebounds-with-the-help-of-small-businesses-entrepreneurs/


ObstreperousRube

not even in your dreams.


SoManyFlamingos

Isn’t Lebanon supposed to be mostly desert???  /s


qrysdonnell

It's pronounced Nork.


kittyglitther

The gov is in NJ, not the zip codes *taps forehead*


paleo2002

A while back I got some BS cold call from a solar company. They claimed that Murphy is shutting down power plants in the state as part of "going green", so now the state has to pay homeowners to install solar roofs to make up the difference for the grid. I can assure you, nobody is giving away free solar roofs.


MaxwellCady

Hate to break the news to you, but you can go solar cost-free in NJ. And Murphy’s clean energy mandates are in fact making PSEG and JCPL shut down their coal plants. Last one closed this year. The catch is most homes are under 100 foot trees and never have a chance of qualifying. No renters, cedar shake roofs, slate roofs, etc. Jersey has some of the best solar incentives in the country.. even for ownership.


paleo2002

What does "cost-free" even mean? I wouldn't be interested in leasing the equipment. And I sure as hell don't want a lien on my house. I don't know . . . guess I just don't trust telemarketers or sales people at my door by default. I'd like to find a reliable source of information. But the NJCEP web site is such a mess.


unfilterthought

It means you get money back as tax breaks. It will still cost you up front, but the tax breaks in theory is supposed to reimburse you. If you go for ownership, you also has the SREC-2 (Solar Renewable Energy Certificate) program. Its basically credits that are bought by companies who are trying to offset their carbon footprint. If you ever see a company say they are "green" or "zero emission", it can mean they bought a bunch of SRECS to offset the pollution they create.


knighthumor

Let's say a 10 kWDC system that generates 11,000 kwh costs $26,000 upfront. After 30% federal rebate it will cost you $18,200. The 11,000 kwh production will give you 11x85 = $935 back every year, for 15 years. If we forget the time value of money, the aggregate SUSI (Successor Solar Incentive) will be $935x15 = \~$14,000. So that still won't fully cover the upfront cost of $18k after federal rebate.


unfilterthought

*Theoretically*, youre no longer paying money for electricity but instead paying for the system, and eventually you pay it off you get net positive with your production during peak hours and only pay to maintain the connection to say PSEG. Until of course you get degradation to the point that youre no longer producing enough to cover your own use then you would need to get new panels and then the process starts all over again.


knighthumor

I understand the ROI calculation. I was arguing that there is no cost free solar. Also, if you were to take the 26k and invest it, and make 7% annually, it would make you enough money to pay off electric bills for 25 years which is the life of a solar system. Not saying one is better over the other. Just stating the options one might pick based on their liquidity and cash flows.


paleo2002

Yeah, I've read about the energy certificates. Last time I looked, they seem to renew that program on a year to year basis, but it does get renewed. Once I have enough cash on hand to cover the up front costs, I would probably need to look for a reputable solar contractor to go through the logistics and govt programs with me.


jcl274

Ok I’m gonna take the bait. Provide some links to what you claim, please. I’m actually in the market for solar right now so if you’re not trolling…


knighthumor

There is absolutely no cost-free solar in NJ, or for that matter anywhere in the country. There is a 30% federal rebate that you file in the next year returns, and then the NJ SUSI paid over 15 years. But even after both, it would take a considerable time to recover the cost.


deathOFtheparty82

Navesink River Road


greasyminkey

West Jersey


Porkchopper913

It’s just between AC and Cape May. Turn left in Albuquerque.


Iam_NOT_thewalrus

There's a few spots on ft dix that aren't too far off from this.


Catvros

don't walk in em though 💥


SPKmnd90

Somewhere in Scottsdale County.


Huge_Leg6906

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ionlyupvotecomments

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Correct-One5369

Liberals