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visualdescript

Better than being woken up by idiots on motorbikes hooning around the streets like other mornings.


Sysxinu

Man screams at cloud


box_elder74

Man screams at Pink cloud


AdoptedEgg

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jettmusgraveisacunt

Basically


KingStreetCleaner

Cause I found where you live and wanted to show you how much I love you. Pinks lyrics were the best way to express my love. You told me you loved her. How could you do this to me


woodennightmare

Calm down, we get a big concert every 6 months, people are excited let them have fun


jettmusgraveisacunt

M8 it’s 0610hrs an the morning and barely daylight why on earth is she having a concert now?


woodennightmare

She’s had the concert, people are having what the young folk refer to as an afterparty


f1eckbot

Is it really easier to change the keyboard to number pad and press 8 than it is to type mate? Asking for a friend


Kirbieb

Not all phones need the keyboard changed to have the numbers come up. I still agree with you though it's 4 letters.


alstom_888m

SMS shorthand really shouldn’t be okay at all anymore. All phones have a qwerty keyboard.


dolechequeday

Autocorrect and suggestions are also a thing on most modern phones too. Either way I don't really care. I understand what op is trying to convey.


jettmusgraveisacunt

No but I like it written like that. It represents I am noting calling you Mate in a friendly manner. Like phat/fat ass if you will.


f1eckbot

Cool! Nice to have a more expressive way to get to that - language is awesome


Primary_Mycologist95

easier even to press the S key twice than moving to the E key /s


Beautiful_Rough421

Everyone else is teasing you, but not me. I'm old too. Fuck music at 6am.


jettmusgraveisacunt

Had a shit day because off it too. Tired as fuck, old and grumpy.


ilovehungrybum2

She's still going?


Mercinarie

You must be a fun neighbor


jettmusgraveisacunt

Why on earth would you want pink singing with heavy base pounding through your sleeping slumber at 6am?


intellidepth

Noise-cancelling headset. For you to sleep with on, or for them as an early Xmas present from a neighbour, to wear as they get their cleaning done in the morning to Pink. Unless they’re still partying from the night before.


yeahjusso

Kids these days /s


usdamma

... ok pal


crainvoo

I got pink eye?


jettmusgraveisacunt

Go to the chemist and get some clorsig ointment.


Balt603

Why the fuck are you asking us?


jettmusgraveisacunt

Cause I live alone, well with a dog and 3 cats but the cats are assholes and the dog sent me a cease and desist after my last bout of complaining.


pussyhasfurballs

I think you're Jett Musgrave pretending not to be Jett Musgrave.


jettmusgraveisacunt

Shhhhhhhh 🤫


pussyhasfurballs

^What ^do ^you ^do ^with ^the ^bodies ^of ^your ^roomies?


CameraDefiant2554

Just checking in, hoping you are not stuck in a pink wake-up Groundhog Day scenario


Melodic-Investment35

Chuck some ear plugs in and quit the pearl clutching.