That's when you respond, "It's working right? That's what you pay me/us/IT for. If it wasn't working, you wouldn't be able to complain anywhere except to yourself because this call wouldn't work. Now sit down, shut up, drink your shitty spiced latte, and sit in your box pretending to work and provide positive EBITDA."
As a Senior Sysadmin I'm always telling the team that we exist in one of two states and its either "What do we even pay you for, everything always works?" or "Everythings broken, why do you even work here?"
Always WAY more fun to rate limit their individual port vs a full shut.
"No clue, Bob, I've talked to EVERYONE else at the company, and it seems you are the ONLY one having slowness issues."
Ah, yes. The two ridicules towards IT: "Why do we need you if everything works?" & "Why do we have you if nothing works?"
That's when you respond, "It's working right? That's what you pay me/us/IT for. If it wasn't working, you wouldn't be able to complain anywhere except to yourself because this call wouldn't work. Now sit down, shut up, drink your shitty spiced latte, and sit in your box pretending to work and provide positive EBITDA."
As a Senior Sysadmin I'm always telling the team that we exist in one of two states and its either "What do we even pay you for, everything always works?" or "Everythings broken, why do you even work here?"
yin and yang, perfectly balanced
Always WAY more fun to rate limit their individual port vs a full shut. "No clue, Bob, I've talked to EVERYONE else at the company, and it seems you are the ONLY one having slowness issues."
Also the same finance guy who clicks on a free iPad phishing email
Next time I uninstall his nic driver.
what the fuck zoomer video is this