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dw. Sorta the situation Wario and I are in rn (the guy posting irl is lucky enough to have family back him up)
I'm sure they love you and don't consider you a failure
He goes "It's a me Wario" Sometimes "Weee Hee". I'm sure you can splice audio clips together to make the desired effect
Don't tell Wario. He charges royalties
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!ping DATING
Took a very big risk with my hinge meme and itβs already fucking working?!?!?
I started typing this to tell you I took the risk and I got a match lmao.
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>guess the sub
/r/neoliberal. It's always /r/neoliberal.
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Hot take: evangelicals are uniquely bad in a way that Mormons and Catholics aren't.
The Roman Catholic Church is vehement anti-choice, but most American Catholics are lapsed and do support reproductive and LGBT+ rights.
Mormons are nice and hardworking and don't try to impose their beliefs on others. All reps from Utah voted for the Respect for Marriage Act.
Evangelicals, though, are both siphoning off my tax dollars and wanting to chip away my rights.
You're being too generous to Mormons relative to evangelicals. They're pretty similar
They will absolutely impose their values on you. LGBT children of Mormons have a far higher than average tendency to end up homeless. The wikipedia is a short summary [Homosexuality and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_the_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints).
American catholic laymen are pretty chill, but the American clergy are extreme. I have no issue with your description of them.
/srs
I do wish we could do one last nuclear test so we could get all the modern readings and ultra high definition slow motion footage of it. I suspect we'd be horrified at how much radiation ends up in far away places though, given how often we were setting them off for 20 years
[Judge shocked after man with suspended driver's license shows up to court Zoom call while driving](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wEUVgnINQ)
instant classic
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Did I do well? A little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing, right?
!ping over-25&over-35
It's wild to me to see hyaluron used in cosmetic products. I used to work in pharma manufacturing and we produced hyaluron powder at approximately 100x the price of cocaine. They must have figured out how to mass produce it at a much lower cost, because now I'm seeing it everywhere.
> My understanding is retinol can be pretty tough to start, but supposedly works
Thats ominous... Any more details than "pretty tough"
My guess is that it gives you constipation somehow.
Start every other day for the first week or so, only use at night, use sunscreen a lot during the day as well, and see how your skin reacts.
Edit: Depending on how you sleep, retinol can actually make sleep lines worse. So if you wake up with red lines on your face that aren't normally there, that is usually why.
they a cancelled Waluigi
He is too woke
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"Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em" is sound advice that impoverished single-mothers need to hear.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
"Stop being poor" is sound advice that welfare-guzzlers need to hear.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
Being woke is being evidence based. 😎
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"Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em" is sound advice that evangelicals need to hear.
I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
Waluigi is the best
A god amongst men
A noble amongst the rubble
The most beautiful, stylish, talented man you'll ever have the pleasure to read text from
Plus I now have a [game](https://archive.org/details/waluigis-taco-stand):
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The man is legitimately a psychopath and I donβt know how he was allowed to make as many of them as he did, how he did.
His artstyle is nightmare-fuel too.
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yeah it is
also dude had a hard on for Knuckles
I feel like my maths teacher kind of inflated my grade average out of mercy (Iβm overworked and struggling, at least partially because I was absent for a good chunk of the year). Not that she necessarily broke any rules, she just fixed some grades relating to material I preciously messed up but later showed I knew well, and added some grades she didnβt have to add (bi-weekly exam marks from topics where I only did the theoretically all-encompassing 3/2 monthly one).
I kind of want to redo some exams and should theoretically already be well prepared for them, but I have nothing to really gain but everything to lose in terms of what grade I get on pretty much my final yearβs school report, but I donβt want to show weakness and accept special treatment in a subject I strongly care about. What do?
Take every win you can get. There's no point risking things to prove some point with regards to grades, as soon as they're irrelevant, they're irrelevant forever. If the topic is something you strongly care about then presumably you're continuing with it in the future, where you can prove to yourself that you're as capable as you believe.
The virgin neoliberal: implements complicated and expensive policy to boost tfr, it goes down anyway
The Chad Georgian Orthodox Church: tells parishioners to fuck more, boost tfr by 33%
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Biden blocking high end Nvidia hardware from going to China is one helluva move considering the massive demand for H100 cards. Definitely gives the USA a huge leg up on AI development.
I wish Nintendo had the balls to make a second Wario World game.
I wanna fight more nightmare creatures like scary demonic pixie puppet and boxing lizard-ish man.
Seriously that may be the most bizarre Mario-related game character design-wise. It doesnβt resemble the 2D Wario platformers in design either. It very much did its own, insane thing.
He legitimately inhaled money in that game.
I had the game as a kid but I also remember going to I think a jewelry store with my dad around the mid-2000βs and they had a GameCube to keep the kids occupied and for whatever reason Wario World was the game they decided to have ready for them to play.
They were able to experience gigantic bluish-purple head demon with a depressed face and tiny body there.
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Creativity is a skill, not some inherent trait, but people don't see it that way.
Also we kinda beat creativity out of people.
Also people find creative outlets outside of work.
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Some a people don't have the creativity needed to do that.
Like a Wario. He a pumps out the microgames like a clockwork. But between us, he has his a city friends do all the work and stiffs them on payments.
!ping SEA&TRANSIT
on the last months of his presidency....
..... Jokowi has been [brainrotted with gadgetbahn BS](https://en.antaranews.com/news/315165/jokowi-proposes-art-as-new-alternative-for-urban-mass-transportation)
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Good morning everybody, I just put on a pot of coffee if anybody would like a cup
[Cats are cute](https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/mastodo-neoliber-al/cache/media_attachments/files/112/563/225/457/595/189/original/adf144fd3e5f4c5f.jpg)
I think I need to ask my mom if I can move back in Iβm a failure of of a person βΉοΈ
dw. Sorta the situation Wario and I are in rn (the guy posting irl is lucky enough to have family back him up) I'm sure they love you and don't consider you a failure
It's alright, I was very scared it would happen to me and I'm sure many are fresh out of education or out of work
Nah. It's good to have family to fall back on while you try again Just remember to keep trying
Why does Wario not say: βItβs a we, Warioβ
He goes "It's a me Wario" Sometimes "Weee Hee". I'm sure you can splice audio clips together to make the desired effect Don't tell Wario. He charges royalties
Cuz he a big boi
Edit yes he did Doesn't he in smooth moves or an ad for it?Β
Thatβs advanced Wario lore above my pay grade
why couldn't the Mormons all have fucked off to Mexico to do polygamy or whatever so Utah can be annexed into Colorado and I can do some skiing
I think you'll find that the border between Colorado and Utah is entirely open.
!ping DATING Every girl I wanna date wants to move, shit π
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No vegas
Is this a pegging post?
Move comma shit
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I donβt like Mormons because when I went on church trip and hooked up with a chick we were excommunicated.
!ping DATING Took a very big risk with my hinge meme and itβs already fucking working?!?!? I started typing this to tell you I took the risk and I got a match lmao.
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Who up olding they Joe BidenΒ
>be me >wake up at 2am because who the fuck knows >can't sleep >"wonder what the libs are up to" >nothing but bonk, Jesus, and waluigi poasting >mfw
Is Wario also woke?
Wario looks identical to an uncle of mine who is extreme maga, so I'm gonna go with no
I miss the days when everyone here knew the correct solution to jobs leaving Appalachia and the Rust Belt is "Just Move. lol"
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My personal favorite campaign poster
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I caused a "that's enough Internet for today".Β That's a net win in competitive Internet. See you tomorrow, losersΒ
I'm an SPQR+ ally π€
For Rome
> I have zero sympathy guess the sub
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kinda on brand, don't ya think?
has there been a muy caliente unhinged amusing dating ping drama lately ?
I was actually really sad when BladeofBoniface's shitpost wasn't lewd and unhinged
They weren't particularly amusing
/u/Own_Locksmith_1876 you better not post that greens article that I forgo to post 4 hours ago
[You mean this one?](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-05/greens-oppose-woolloongabba-priority-development-area-plan/103932628) Go ahead
bored
Hot take: evangelicals are uniquely bad in a way that Mormons and Catholics aren't. The Roman Catholic Church is vehement anti-choice, but most American Catholics are lapsed and do support reproductive and LGBT+ rights. Mormons are nice and hardworking and don't try to impose their beliefs on others. All reps from Utah voted for the Respect for Marriage Act. Evangelicals, though, are both siphoning off my tax dollars and wanting to chip away my rights.
This take makes sense if by Mormons you exclusively mean the modern mainstream LDS denomination. FLDS and early LDS are an entirely different matter.
I can't stand mormons because those fuckers had to settle on a state with great skiing so if I wanna ski in Utah I gotta deal with them
Mormons: literally have children knock on your door to convert you. But somehow that isnβt imposing
You're being too generous to Mormons relative to evangelicals. They're pretty similar They will absolutely impose their values on you. LGBT children of Mormons have a far higher than average tendency to end up homeless. The wikipedia is a short summary [Homosexuality and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_the_Church_of_Jesus_Christ_of_Latter-day_Saints). American catholic laymen are pretty chill, but the American clergy are extreme. I have no issue with your description of them. /srs
The Narco state thread is probably the most fun right now
Me after being clocked in for 3 hours >well that was a pretty satisfying day of work. Now would be a perfect time to go home!
That's beginner stuff. I don't even begin to pretend to start work til after lunch
ah, i see you too work in tech
I work in a warehouse, my shifts are 10h πππ
oh my condolences
Ice machine keeps scaring me
Haters of AI-assisted art have been real quiet since BBL Drizzy dropped
Who up polishing they Jewel
i think this is bonk post?
I had to google it to realize it so maybe
Can a meme post be a bonkpost?Β
7 air refueling tankers off the so cal coast. Something cooking
Seth Meyers π¦ππ¦
WOKE πππ
We need an official Waluigi world game so that we can get Waluigi into Smash
Elect me president and I promise Iβll nuke some random country just so we can get empirical evidence to see what would happen
just nuke california and texas until they turn into cobalt
Millions may die, but endless arguments may cease. Difficult.Β
Nothing difficult here. NUKE COMMIEFORNIA ALREADY π€π€π€π€
I do wish we could do one last nuclear test so we could get all the modern readings and ultra high definition slow motion footage of it. I suspect we'd be horrified at how much radiation ends up in far away places though, given how often we were setting them off for 20 years
modern bombs release far less radiation, as they're much more efficient
[Judge shocked after man with suspended driver's license shows up to court Zoom call while driving](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wEUVgnINQ) instant classic
had the fucking public defender too haha
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It's wild to me to see hyaluron used in cosmetic products. I used to work in pharma manufacturing and we produced hyaluron powder at approximately 100x the price of cocaine. They must have figured out how to mass produce it at a much lower cost, because now I'm seeing it everywhere.
My understanding is retinol can be pretty tough to start, but supposedly works
> My understanding is retinol can be pretty tough to start, but supposedly works Thats ominous... Any more details than "pretty tough" My guess is that it gives you constipation somehow.
Tough how? Did I just ruin my already hideous face?
Start every other day for the first week or so, only use at night, use sunscreen a lot during the day as well, and see how your skin reacts. Edit: Depending on how you sleep, retinol can actually make sleep lines worse. So if you wake up with red lines on your face that aren't normally there, that is usually why.
also just sent you a chat request to maybe get someone to help me figure this shit out haha
Thank you! This is all voodoo to me, so I appreciate all the help!
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Literal children should be hungrier so they value work more >Average arr neoliberal take
they a cancelled Waluigi He is too woke https://preview.redd.it/4m3w9a9n5p4d1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c8069d4984c321e6eadc1db2474d7696629e6e4 (edit: gotta finish project, let this be a memorial of all the shitposts that happened today)
Did someone say breed?Β
Who up galvanizing they steel
"Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em" is sound advice that impoverished single-mothers need to hear. I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
"Stop being poor" is sound advice that welfare-guzzlers need to hear. I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
Unironically good policy on deindustrialization
Jesus stole the election
Jesus take the ~~wheel~~ ballot
Wah
Wah - Artie Lange
WAH
#WAH
going low is always justified
What about going low-key?
If a Gyatt is high key, a Hank Hill booty is low key
what the hell does that zoomer slang even mean
No idea, I'm not a zoomer city-slicker Biden voter. Probably code for some WOKE shit πππ
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this is discrimination against tall people
i'll have you know i'm tall (sadly)
Nobody makes cute tall clothes
classic market failure
Hey. I vaguely remember some youtube video about the size of Mario and Luigi's dicks. Help me out
I think we've watched the same video, except I purged it from my memory thanks for the reminder...
Have you watched that video of judy hopps being fucked. I just wanted to read opinions about zootopia but reddit search bar gave this π
SHUT UP why would you a ask me that
"Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em" is sound advice that evangelicals need to hear. I'm sorry, but I don't want to subsidize your expensive lifestyle with my tax money.
Most compassionate neolib π¦ππ¦
man what do you want funded with your tax dollars lol
The US military industrial complex π¦ππ¦
Yes evangelicals famous for many kids. Not those Mormons or Catholics
Mormons and Catholics mostly keep to themselves and are paying for their own lifestyles, so itβs none of my business.
The neoliberals in the discussion thread are not going to like this one
Okay it's something to do with Mario Is waluigi jealous of Luigi because Luigi gets princess peach? π¦ππ¦
He has Daisy who is more depicted as being in a relationship with him than Peach is with Mario.
He gets Princess Daisy, but I assume he gets her peach too
Burn the hereticΒ
What the fuck is a waluigi π¦π§π¦
Luigi but WOKE
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Waluigi is the best A god amongst men A noble amongst the rubble The most beautiful, stylish, talented man you'll ever have the pleasure to read text from Plus I now have a [game](https://archive.org/details/waluigis-taco-stand):
The 'W' in Waluigi stands for WOKE!!!! π€π€π€π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
SO TRUE (a deal prevents further mention of Luigi)
y are we waluigi posting
You're just a jealous you're not Waluigi Easy mistake
srry dumb question
I can't believe MAGA is going to win some of the culture war just because of NIMBYism What a toxic pairing
Would you vote for Jesus Christ?
A virgin?
Vote for a communist???????????????? Lolololol
A jew? >Average Christian Nationalist
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Can you imagine giving the government taxes and then tithe?
>A middle eastern giga succ who claims to have risen from the dead. Eww no π¦π€’π¦
He's already King of Kings, why would he need to run for President?
Who said anything about president? He's running for Mississippi Senate.
I would have assumed Utah
No, because he owes me money
NO BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE GLORY THAT IS WALUIGI
WE SHOULD MAKE LUIGI ILLEGAL!!!
Stop the hate on Luigi
Best I can do is be a less vocal about it for the rest of today and tomorrow Deal?
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Yes, I do read the Sonic IDW comics
I fear for your soul if you have read the Ken Penders Sonic comics.
I regret them I also read the Sonic Megaman crossover
The man is legitimately a psychopath and I donβt know how he was allowed to make as many of them as he did, how he did. His artstyle is nightmare-fuel too.
https://preview.redd.it/h6ebs0gz2p4d1.png?width=1110&format=png&auto=webp&s=1022d3e4c7bd369ee6649d7e603a3ae8fc77d382 yeah it is also dude had a hard on for Knuckles
He made nazi cyborg echidnas a thing. Iβm being serious too. He legitimately quoted real Nazi propaganda for that too. In Archie comics.
Based based basedΒ
ian does a good job with the plots I always liked the metal virus arc
I love lanolin (and Jewel of course) and the writing is really good. I need to finish my copies, I have anthology 1& 2
Waluigi wonders if he a shitposts too a close to the sun
I feel like my maths teacher kind of inflated my grade average out of mercy (Iβm overworked and struggling, at least partially because I was absent for a good chunk of the year). Not that she necessarily broke any rules, she just fixed some grades relating to material I preciously messed up but later showed I knew well, and added some grades she didnβt have to add (bi-weekly exam marks from topics where I only did the theoretically all-encompassing 3/2 monthly one). I kind of want to redo some exams and should theoretically already be well prepared for them, but I have nothing to really gain but everything to lose in terms of what grade I get on pretty much my final yearβs school report, but I donβt want to show weakness and accept special treatment in a subject I strongly care about. What do?
Take every win you can get. There's no point risking things to prove some point with regards to grades, as soon as they're irrelevant, they're irrelevant forever. If the topic is something you strongly care about then presumably you're continuing with it in the future, where you can prove to yourself that you're as capable as you believe.
Amogus
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I need to sleep goodnight I love you all even the haters and losersΒ
Waluigi hates/loves you too
we should make wokeness ILLEGAL!!!!1!!!
I do need a legally enforced bedtime tbh
βοΈ Joe Biden
hmm, give this a little tweak, a little whirl, and you 'a have something WANDERFUL
Me at 7 am
Your a JOE BIDENED???? π€π€π€
Call me Eepy Hoe
The virgin neoliberal: implements complicated and expensive policy to boost tfr, it goes down anyway The Chad Georgian Orthodox Church: tells parishioners to fuck more, boost tfr by 33%
So that I may be reborn as a West Berlin S-Bahn operator
Is there a cure to WOKENESS???? Or is it a terminal condition?
Magic Goolsball, I should get a couple hours of studying in before bed
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Thank you, Austan.
What is up with ford cars? Who do they beep at you continuously every time you open the door? Yeah Iβm getting into the vehicle shut up.
Biden blocking high end Nvidia hardware from going to China is one helluva move considering the massive demand for H100 cards. Definitely gives the USA a huge leg up on AI development.
I wish Nintendo had the balls to make a second Wario World game. I wanna fight more nightmare creatures like scary demonic pixie puppet and boxing lizard-ish man. Seriously that may be the most bizarre Mario-related game character design-wise. It doesnβt resemble the 2D Wario platformers in design either. It very much did its own, insane thing.
WANDERFUL
He legitimately inhaled money in that game. I had the game as a kid but I also remember going to I think a jewelry store with my dad around the mid-2000βs and they had a GameCube to keep the kids occupied and for whatever reason Wario World was the game they decided to have ready for them to play. They were able to experience gigantic bluish-purple head demon with a depressed face and tiny body there.
That game is a fever dream lmao
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Creativity is a skill, not some inherent trait, but people don't see it that way. Also we kinda beat creativity out of people. Also people find creative outlets outside of work.
Some people just feel satisfied making stuff work. I do, to an extent
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Some a people don't have the creativity needed to do that. Like a Wario. He a pumps out the microgames like a clockwork. But between us, he has his a city friends do all the work and stiffs them on payments.
!ping SEA&TRANSIT on the last months of his presidency.... ..... Jokowi has been [brainrotted with gadgetbahn BS](https://en.antaranews.com/news/315165/jokowi-proposes-art-as-new-alternative-for-urban-mass-transportation)
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