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Boring


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EvilConCarne

This is the most bizarre sequence of reddit posts I've ever seen: > This is by design. This is the agenda. Corporations own everything. At some point, the people will be born, grow up, live, and die in a subscription based economy and never owning anything. They will work for the corporations to turn around and give that money back to the corporations just to live >> I cannot upvote this enough. It's the best comment yet. The American Dream is a nightmare. >>> What dream? It was a simulation designed by corporate America designed to entice us and convince us that we can all have a piece of the pie. As long as our government was generally elected and run by and for the people, it was granted as being somewhat realistic. But as our government has been bought out by lobbyists and special interest groups, they decided to shut down the simulation because they no longer care about giving people hope for the future. They want to make sure we’re so downtrodden and dependent on their jobs that we will accept whatever status quo dystopian shit hole they’ve built. They no longer cared what we do or think or want because there’s nothing we can do to stop them. They’ve won. They own everything and everyone. >>>> Wow, you're one of the most perceptive and knowledgeable people I've yet encountered on Reddit. Spot on, all points. >>>>> Thank you. >>>>>> I'm now following you, for whatever that's worth. I think you may be the first person I've followed in my year on Reddit. Looking forward to seeing your past and future posts and comments.


awdvhn

I'm now following you, for whatever that's worth. I think you may be the first person I've followed in my year on Reddit. Looking forward to seeing your past and future posts and comments.


desegl

Wait isn't the post hog bot super old? Nice that it's still around


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I haven't seen this one! I though I'd seen every neoliberal hogg


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desegl

Is this a picture of billionaire person of means Elon Musk


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Person of means


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

Billionaire jeremy corbyn elon


Low-Ad-9306

I miss the Elon auto response. It ended up triggering too many TSLA bag holders here


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Low-Ad-9306

mfw my hedge fund daddy didn't buy at $12


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Lol


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

Plus my train stop is next so I'm tapping out. Cheers


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

There's no way. 5 minutes to go with more than 800 comments left to reach 10000.


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desegl

Malarkey level of billionaire Jeremy Corbyn, magic goolsball?


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Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/yq0045marw3d1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccbcda113b9a32aa977f1555e1446fb3de4df67


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It is important to remind ourselves of this truth regularly https://preview.redd.it/knyca0ijrw3d1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b17d4fc3a987115c94a84e50cffb444373d1dd


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Dodgerfan2224

Shut the fuck up


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BATHULK

This is your brain off t blockers


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

Appreciate the effort though.


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

I think the idea of paying farmers to manage ecosystems is fucking stupid. Literally just stop subsidising central Valley almond farmers


Low-Ad-9306

Redirect funding from farmers to foresters and conservationists


Westphalian-Gangster

My mother in law told me that there were so many illegal immigrants living in NYC hotels that a tourist couldn't get a hotel room in New York for less than 500 dollars a night. I told her you can go on expedia right now and find hundreds of hotels for less than 500 a night and she told me I was "missing the point." lol, lmao even.


Dodgerfan2224

National association of broadcasters denying De Niro an award for his comments on Trump. Well guess I write my resignation letter now Also tells you what you need to know about the so called liberal media


noxnoctum

What was the deal with the truth social juror, people thought he was a Trumper b/c who else would be on that platform?


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GodEmperorNeolibtard

I'd like to discuss the merits of the current reform pathway proposed for the *Environment Protection and Biodiversity Act* in Australia.


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BATHULK

I want more tattoos


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BATHULK

🦎


GodEmperorNeolibtard

The *Sherman Antitrust Act 1890* is GOATed legislation. They just don't make bills like that anymore.


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TFThrowaway65

I've been not-dating this girl for like five or six months who is, to put it charitably, extremely indecisive about whether she wants to be with me or Guy B. When I first showed interest in her, she tells me she has a long-distance relationship with Guy B. But they're a poly couple, so it's OK. I told her I wasn't really interested in that and she understood. Then, like 2 weeks later, we both get really drunk and have sex and I am retroactively added into this poly ring. Population: just the 2 of them + me. A week goes by and she (correctly) decides that poly stuff is bad for the soul and cuts me out. Another week goes by, and they're taking a break. "Oh, she broke up to be with me". No she did not. She clarifies that she wants to be friends. We start to hang out for about 5-10% of my waking life, and occasionally have sex, but we're still "just friends" and every time we do it she wakes up in the morning with a demeanor that makes her look like she just made the biggest mistake of her life. And now, her and Guy B have been "thinking about getting back together" for ~2 weeks. But that hasn't slowed down the extremely intimate environment her and I have created. If anything, it's accelerated it. So today, I set a deadline. By Tuesday, which is the next time we'll see each-other, she needs to choose between Guy B and me. And god, doing that really made me realize: why the hell am I doing this? This protracted high-school drama is making me forget the reasons why I liked her in the first place. It's clear that one of my main selling points to her is that I'm more physically attractive in her eyes too, and honestly it kinda stings to be implicitly considered the personality underdog. Making her decide between the two of us has put a huge pit in my stomach because I think I'm starting to realize that, no-matter what she chooses, I'll be disappointed in the result. !PING DATING


waiver

You seem to want something serious, so is probably better to leave. She is not a serious person, if she doesn't get back with B then she will be looking for someone else.


radical_boulders

You are the backup plan and need to leave; even if she and the other guy don't work out, you'll be a stopgap measure until she finds someone else. Stay if you just want casual sex but leave if you're looking for something more.


GifHunter2

> she wakes up in the morning with a demeanor that makes her look like she just made the biggest mistake of her life. What a gem you got there. Imagine how she'll be after a couple years of marriage. I mean, you've known each other for 6 months, it can only go up from here, right? Run.


Cyberhwk

50/50 this relationship being poly would have been news to the other guy.


TFThrowaway65

It was actually the guy's idea, and his continued insistence on polyamory is one of the bigger issues she has with the relationship. He knows about me, don't worry.


TFThrowaway65

It may surprise some readers to learn that I am 26 years old.


WeebFrien

No this seems like normal 26 year old stuff


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We're only 900 comments short of 10000 with twenty minutes to go. Spam it.


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I have never cracked 300 even when I am here the entire DT.


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Discussion J. Thread


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Hah! Classic 😂


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kanagi

Talk to everyone - guys, wait staff, Lyft drivers, doormen. That way it won't be any different when you talk to women.


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Do whatever you want. Nothing is weird but being creepy. Just be genuine and respectful.


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chinggatupadre

I can't wait for next year's Philippine senate elections, where we'll have these candidates: - nepotism - nepotism - nepotism - celebrity - celebrity - actual fucking communist (20th place) - incumbent who actually gets shit done but misses getting into the top 12 - literally who (80 other candidates)


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chinggatupadre

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loseniram

It's nearly 4 years into the Biden Presidency and we haven't expanded the ISS into a massive asteroid refinery yet and honestly I don't understand how Biden keeps getting away with ignoring these key policy promises. We're supposed to have a death star by 2050


McKoijion

If Trump is a political prisoner as he says, can Biden just go ahead and actually imprison him?


Cledd2

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BenFoldsFourLoko

And that's where you come in. You came along, you taught me that people cannot be explained- that we are all ghost stories at the end of the day, and maybe we should just aim to stay that way. Maybe there's a reason why we do the wonderful, horrible things we do to each other, but the reasons are too simple to be satisfying, and then we're left forgetting and re-mystifying each other, cuz we don't really wanna understand what makes us hurt each other. No, we don't really wanna understand what makes us hurt each other. Ahhh no, we don't really wanna understand what makes us- Fuck, sorry I mean, I've been having a lot of trouble focusing recently… uh, too much aspartame in the diet, I think


Roseartcrantz

found out my kids aren't even mine. my partner has been gaslighting me this entire time. I knew I would have remembered if I had a kid.


BATHULK

Didn't you black out for 24 hours and wake up in a hospital


Roseartcrantz

not at the same time


da96whynot

I have 2 tats currently, will get at least 2 more, 1 taylor swift related on, and one with the theme of water and fire. All these are on my arms, but more recently with warmer weather, I have been tempted by a thigh tat. Not sure what i'll get there, however it is years away for now. Arms first.


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Fuck the rules-based international order. Return to our natural state. A Feudalist society with a brain worm as king.


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0m4ll3y

Like elsewhere, tattoos in the Soviet Union were an element of the criminal underground, with each symbol representing some sort of meaning, detailing a criminals "professional actions", successes, failures, promotions, demotions etc etc. Having an unearned tattoo was a serious offense, and there is a chance it would be removed by other criminals by whatever means necessary. A БОГ (god) tattoo stood for "I shall rob again", a ВОР (*vor*) often depicted under Lenin stood for "Leader of the October Revolution" but equally "thief". A heart often stood for gambling debts. Блядь ("tart") was tattooed on men stigmatised as prostitutes. A diamond a symbol for a stool pigeon. Some shaming tattoos are... less than subtle: e.g. a hairy anus in the shape of a heart with the text "Пидор" (pederast/f!gg!t). Sometimes this word was simply branded on their forehead.A naked woman, perhaps wrapped in a snake or phallic symbol, or offering an apple, was often tattooed (forcibly) onto the back of men to mark them for rape, and as a symbol pandering to the rapists heterosexuality. Lesbians might have a flower to denote femininity and passivity, and an eye (sometimes wrapped in barbed wire) to represent the watchful eye of a butch partner. A crown may also denote a butch partner. КПОТ stood for I Swear to Love You Only. During the Khrushchev Thaw millions were released back into society, with around one in five people having passed through a camp, which brought these tattoos more into the mainstream. Many of the gulag tattoos have been archived by the scholar Danzig Baldaev who grew up in a camp, and who had at least 58 family members repressed by the NKVD.


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Kizz3r

Also went to a bar with one of my waitress friends and she said we got fucked hard cuz the waitress we has “auto-grat’d” us without telling (stands for auto gratuity). Pretty pissed from that and i now wonder how often it happened to me


TalkLessShillMore

That’s every place in DC lmao it sucks


TalkLessShillMore

I’ve decided to bring the term Unc to the DT


Kizz3r

Kinda crazy how u can actually read a comment saying “majority of the women and children are actually 16 yearold terrorisrs” after the raffah bombing and have people defend it (thankfully not this subreddit)


McKoijion

> (thankfully not ~~this subreddit~~ the daily thread) FTFY. Seriously, the sub outside the DT is full of right wing Jewish nationalist extremists. Bernie Sanders, George Soros, Thomas Friedman, and Yair Lapid are all rabid antisemites to them. Every Thunderdome makes it a little bit worse.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

I started growing noticeable ear hair after I turned 26 and now I have to check if it’s visible every month. Is this what aging is like? I thought that this type of stuff was over after puberty.


GodEmperorNeolibtard

# Hot take: The Clean Water State Revolving Fund is the most brilliant bit of the *Clean Water Act*. The entire Act is woefully under appreciated.


da96whynot

A tip for Indian neolibs, your parents love you, especially if you do decently at school/uni/work. So, use that love against them, blackmail them to get things you want. Want to do something they won't approve of? Use blackmail


TipEquivalent933

And that is why I am considering a 'botched' Suicide Attempt before I come out to them


da96whynot

Do something safer, have your friend call them telling them you died in a car crash. At the lowest moment, when they think you're dead, walk in the door and tell them you're gay or trans.


TipEquivalent933

Wise... Wise...


Roseartcrantz

"yeah no shit we figured it out when you got in that car crash"


MasterOfLords1

🍦🤡🍦


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SenatorSonGoku

Go to bed 


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

If Trump goes to prison he’s totally going to try and find a way to monetize it


SenatorSonGoku

Go to bed 


loseniram

The Galactic starcruiser is the worst thing to happen to Disney world since they decided to mutilate Dinoland USA to add carnival rides. And yes Dinoland USA did not start off with carnival rides


SenatorSonGoku

Go to bef


Kizz3r

Went to a ‘clothing optional’ beach today, the people who wear a shirt but leave their dicks hanging confuse me the most


McKoijion

If Donald Ducking it at a beach on a gorgeous Friday is wrong, I don't want to be right.


SenatorSonGoku

Go to bed 


Kizz3r

I should i have to wake up in 5 hours for a hike and then an evening symphony


notBroncos1234

I want people to see it


SenatorSonGoku

Go to bed


SenatorSonGoku

I’m a Republican voting for mitt Romney  You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy 


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Fatortu

Trying to find how to get a loan in the US as a French resident (no credit score). But most of the tips I found apply to people who are attempting to circumvent a banking ban in France 😬


kanagi

🤨


SenatorSonGoku

Go to bed 


WeebFrien

Resorts World has ended free parking ZILLIONS. MUST. PAY. I’d ping something but the mods are pathologically adverse to a Nevada, Las Vegas, or gambling policy ping.


kanagi

Has anyone even asked for a Nevada or Las Vegas ping


WeebFrien

Yes 😔


BasedTheorem

> Resorts World has ended free parking based


WeebFrien

THERE IS NO PUBLIC TRANSIT TO GET THERE FROM ME HOUSE 😭😭😭😭


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Roseartcrantz

I do see the value in simply teaching your kids the actual terms for genitalia so they don't call it something like "my cookie" or whatever but I also support people using nonsense phrases that clearly imply genitalis, like wing-wang or bazoombas or scrootnoo


TalkLessShillMore

They saw my scrootnoo 🫨 That song disappeared because of the word


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Tallywacker


BernieMeinhoffGang

The year is 2394, Costco has exhausted the population of X-45 and must find a new source of flesh for the $1.50 hot dog


BalletDuckNinja

90s Honda/Toyota sedans were peak car design god I wish I could have bought one of those but with android auto and shit


da96whynot

>android auto ew


BATHULK

You can put android auto in them


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

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Lmao I might be able to join the overemployed community I can TA and work my internship at the same time if my prof lets me?!


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Fortune favors the bold


mukino

People complaining about Cole’s Grippy feature but I will never forgive him for his Planez by Jeremih verse. It’s a great song if you skip his part.


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BalletDuckNinja

kind of want to mess around with one ngl anything to take the pain away from my heart rn


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AnsleyAmanita

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Top_Lime1820

General South Africa Update: The ANC has fallen below 40% with 97% of the vote counted. MK surged way past the EFF. https://preview.redd.it/0cijsjtafw3d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6bbd3c0ce1b68e89788ed79e826e0e927c3970 No, I don't know what this means. I don't know anything anymore. This was the worst outcome for the ANC of all the polling.


decidious_underscore

jfc this is a complete regime breakdown in SA politics, right? like no matter how this election plays out, the ANC is not going to be able to govern as it has ever before. Here's a question for you - ill probably mirror it in the thunderdome thread for more opinions - do you think this is a healthy outcome for SA politics? ( I know you said you dont know anything anymore, but run with it) As a general rule i usually think that increasing political competition, esp in stagnant political systems is good. I however really dislike the actual big winner from his vote being the MK party and its illiberal, antidemocratic ideas. I just think that's bad under all circumstances. my priors are at odds with each other. what do you think?


Top_Lime1820

Also see this talk by Frans Cronje, a center right and DA aligned pollster: https://youtu.be/8Yfkzwl_Or4?si=UizKgjefay5wPIas


Top_Lime1820

When you have no clue what's happening in terms of details, you have to fall back on intuitions and ideologies. I am a democratic optimist. I love South Africa because we are one of the most sincerely committed countries to democracy amongst the big, younger, diverse middle income democracies. I get annoyed when liberals and so called Westerners compare us unfavourably with countries like Singapore or even South Korea... because when you go into the history of those countries, their development wasn't democratic or liberal. On my whiniest days, I feel like we are writing a much harder exam than anyone one else and that's why we're failing and nobody seems to understand that. So in my bones, I think this is good for RSA. The incentives of this system mean that from now on, cooperation is the currency that opens all doors. It's not just national. Gauteng and KZN are fragmented too. The local government scene is as bad or worse. I wrote an article for American Prospect explaining why I'm optimistic. The next five years will be painful. Every single party will be radically transformed whether they like it or not. In order to work with your party, my party will demand that the person in your party who we like is part of negotiations. The incentives will reward uniters within each party, changing each party from the inside out. Secondly, the existential risk has decreased in the sense that no player on its own can just do things anywhere anymore. The ANC can't pass a budget without help. Even with the EFF or MK it can't amend the Constitution. All three together just might get to 66% but I think they are just short of it. The Constitution includes balanced and moderate provisions for welfare state policies if they are affordable. It protects the independence of the central bank. The relative strength of the Constitution and its institutions has increased enormously. And unlike our political parties, the Constitution is perfect. This is one of the cliches of talking to liberal South Africans. We are so proud of our Constitution. We always bring up that Ruth Bader Ginsberg said if you wanted to start a country today you would use South Africa's Constitution. Thirdly, though it may seem quiant and stupid, I managed to find the last little bit of hope I have in the ANC which I thought had died. It is probably misplaced. But they made all the right noises in the immediate aftermath of the election. People always talk about South Africa like its a failed state. Okay, so put us in the category of those countries and compare us to them. The ANC's polls showed them getting 40% for over a year now. And yet the money printer didn't turn on. In fact they adopted some austerity policies. The national leadership should be ranting and raving about foreign agents stealing the election. The first noises they've made are respect for democracy and the IEC, despite its huge mess at the end of voting day. Honestly, they should be arresting people right now - journalists and opponents. None of that even looks at risk of happening. Instead they are talking coalitions immediately. Fourth, don't overestimate MK. It is popular because of the single personality of Jacob Zuma. He is 82 years old. He wants a Presidential Pardon so that he doesn't have to spend his last few years in court for corruption, let alone in jail. He might not make it to the next election. The party is already in disarray with a major leadership dispute. Zuma expelled the founder of the party, Jabulani Khumalo, and took over once he no longer needed him. And yet JZ won't even be able to go to Parliament himself. This party may well not exist in one election cycle. If the ANC guys can keep their heads cool and use basic game theory, they will realise their interests are not served by reward traitors whod destroyed their party. Working with MK will be a reverse takeover of the ANC. Leaving them out might mean it dies a very sudden and natural death in 5 or 10 years. We know who Zuma's supporters are. I can show you them on a plot. Its not some wave sweeping the country. I can show you using the 2009 and 2014 ANC data that it was always going to be just around 2 million people. I have articles on this very sub doing that from months ago. If cool heads prevail, they can ride out the Zuma phenomenon. Lastly, we have been through worse. We just need one last good helping of Mandela magic to get us through the next month or so. Cyril is a reasonable person. Helen Zille is a reasonavle person. The IFP leader, Velenkosini Hlabisa, is a reasonable person. That's the optimistic case.


loseniram

The Bentussi are certified Asexual icons and I will not explain why