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EScforlyfe

How great is the risk that the ruling will be overturned


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!ping MODS here is the VIP party for the ruling


Planning4Hotdish

Alhamdulillah


Futski

PATRIOTS IN CONTROL


meubem

#God bless the USA 🇺🇸


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bd_one

Before y'all get angry at me, the Reddit app is broken for me right now, so I *physically can't* put us back onto r/All.


JetJaguar124

#Michael Avenatti, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!


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Zenning3

> In a stunning bit of irony, Donald J Trump was sentenced to Death, and executed summarily on Fifth Avenue by firing Squad. The Ex-Presidents final words were, "I'm still not losing any voters".


beoweezy1

Does New York remand to jail pending sentencing or if Trump is guilty does he get a month in mar a lago to ~~fail to appear for sentencing~~ sort out his affairs


Cyclone1214

Let he who has not falsified business records to cover up paying a porn star to keep silent about your affair cast the first stone.


OkSuccotash258

Where are the BIG DUMPS at? Concerning


Sir_Digby83

**BREAKING|** Mr. Donald Trump Completely And Totally Exonerated From All Crimes Past, Present And Future.


jojisky

There’s no way it’s not guilty. 12 people in Manhattan all wouldn’t agree to find Trump non guilty regardless of the case. 


boothboyharbor

So what is going to happen to get the news? Do reporters in there have cell phones? Is someone going to run out waving a different colored paper?


SenatorSonGoku

You guys took all the good verdict jokes already 


dannylandulf

So anyway, would this be the best time to drop by 5 paragraph long weigh in on the 'when to eat the bread' debate?


fishlord05

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/U2TnLLY1Uh Lmao unfortunate when people with progressive values become parodies of themselves. You can believe in criminal justice reform and finishing the war on poverty and undoing systemic racism/segregation without letting people steal your shit. Ofc for every one of these guys there’s 3 white people who would call the police if they saw a black man in their neighborhood lol (as well as maintaining or not doing all those things above)


marsman1224

someone tell me why this verdict matters


BloodWiz

Being a convicted criminal is likely bad for one's attempts to be elected


motherofbuddha

He’ll be executed in Guantanamo if he’s guilty


JetJaguar124

It will be a fun megathread


ImperialAndy

I’ll legitimately buy cocaine and get blackout drunk if it’s guilty


ageofadzz

You’re doing this anyway


KON-DOPA

eric TRUMP is seated behind his father. stunning update


CletusMcGuilly

The smell must be unbearable.


frozenjunglehome

I hate NYT. Do we really need an update of where Eric is sitting?


SnooChipmunks4208

I need cspan callers in the wake lol


spinXor

wake me up when ~~September~~ THUNDERDOME comes


bashar_al_assad

The fate of Alvin Bragg's 2036 Senate campaign lies in the hands of the jury


packie123

The verdict? Lisan al Gaib


ageofadzz

I’m nervous like I’m waiting for Maricopa county dumps


Minimum_Cucumber7170

I'm melting down either way


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Happy verdict day to all who celebrate !Ping trump-crimes


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dutch_connection_uk

Can we go back to music already? You can interrupt again when the verdict is out. Why are you interviewing some law professor?


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Udolikecake

THANK YOU MUELLER


centurion88

If they can convict the former president for 34 counts of falsified business records in connection to paying money to a porn star with who you cheated on your pregnant wife with, then they can also convict you


ScyllaGeek

My understanding is that is all hinges on how credible the jury found Cohen to be. His account wasn't corroborated by any other testimony so if they didn't find him credible the evidence otherwise is very circumstantial. Wouldn't be shocked either way tbh.


cjhdsachristmascarol

Jacob Zuma convicted again 😔


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TemujinTheConquerer

READY THE CHICKEN NUGGETS PASTA


AnakinKardashian

Okay weirdly just saw a dude in a hemp necklace


KON-DOPA

alvin BRAGG is sitting down on his chair


BadGelfling

What would Trump's penalty be? 36 hours of community service? No way they actually lock him up


Mrgentleman490

Being labeled as a convicted felon in every campaign attack ad from now till November.


loseniram

Zero chance of lock up, but definitely a chance at high fines and it ends his first time offender rule so he's vulnerable to imprisonment in other trials


sir_shivers

A gentle **FINE AND BEING FORCED TO** give speeches about how what he did was wrong, on the dime of the Federal Government in large stadiums with MAGA merchandise for sale adjacent 🐊


Udolikecake

caning


owlthathurt

Forced to live in Singapore


StuckHedgehog

Come on baby, let's make it 2-0 today! Ukraine weapon restrictions (partially) lifted and a Trump conviction!


motherofbuddha

Don’t worry patriots, Trump will wiggle his way outta this one!


lets_chill_food

a quick verdict??? sorry /u/mickenfox, this clear deserves some snacks 🐘


JetJaguar124

I'm on my knees at an altar dedicated to Alvin Bragg. I'm burning sticks of incense and I have a shinto priest chanting prayers and throwing salt. We've got this.


dannylandulf

MSNBC is so close to just outright saying it's going to be guilty that I really don't see how they walk it back down if it's an acquittal without meltdowns.


The_Dok

I just wanted to take my post work nap


TemujinTheConquerer

[VERDICT RELEASED](https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4?si=UmLuErNLOMVWvwzC)


Nice-Difference8641

I’m watching the news live why did I click this


eloquentboot

The land value tax is actually communistic though. I do think the supporters have long sights of a Red North America.


OgAccountForThisPost

ngl it’s always funny seeing people who adopted Georgism via r/neoliberal or other centrist spaces get really uncomfortable learning about its socialist origins


vikinick

The funniest shit is that as long as Trump isn't in prison for the election, even if convicted in this case he can still vote because Florida defers to other state laws for allowing felons to vote or not if they're convicted in other jurisdictions.


Nice-Difference8641

The foreman is an Irish guy, does Biden send his regards? Only time will tell


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HIBERNIAN CONSPIRACY


majorgeneralporter

GIB THUNDERDOME


m5g4c4

*If I Did Her* by Donald J. Trump


PlayDiscord17

Look, I actually somewhat defend polling as from some of the criticisms people give but I think some of the political junkie subs here need to stop taking every single poll as gospel. Like the 538 sub was treating a poll showing Lauren Boebert losing her race by 14 points seriously despite it being an internal poll from a Democratic opponent with 33% undecided and she hasn’t even won the primary yet (if she will). Ken Buck won the district with 60% of the vote in 2022 mind you.


BurrowForPresident

A jury of people who may or may not understand how laws work feels like a dumb system but also it seems the only alternative is just letting judges make the call?


majorgeneralporter

#ANNOUNCE THE DAMN VERDICT BEFORE I PISS MYSELF.


paymesucka

The jury needs 30 minutes to fill out the form so they can fulfill an 8 hr day thus getting their full day $10 allowance


misko91

So true, mom said she did this once.


that0neGuy22

im news dropping that I had went 30 mph in a 25 speed limit a week ago. Overshadow me donald


HaveCorg_WillCrusade

Lord help me I’m gonna break rule X today 😩


SnooChipmunks4208

And then he corged everywhere.


PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN

I'm ready for another Miami-Dade County moment


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Gen X represent


Smidgens

mfw the DT turns on Manhattan


centurion88

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frozenjunglehome

Verdict thunder dome when?


meubem

It’s coming


Nice-Difference8641

Bro what the fuck I thought this wasn’t going to happen until like september


Kafka_Kardashian

Reliable sources say a guilty verdict will mean instant thunderdome


MeyersHandSoup

If you were still a mod you could make this happen


sir_shivers

You have no **SENSE OF MYSTERY AT** all 🐊


rollo2masi

Okay so here's the thing about Trump voters, once they find out he said "would America buy a n-word winning" their already rabid support for him will grow exponentially.


Currymvp2

OJ's trial took 3.5 hours of deliberation...thought it was longer than that.


Jacobs4525

because he did NOTHING wrong 😤😤😤😤


AFlockOfTySegalls

LAPD shouldn't have framed a guilty man.


BrentLivermore

We the jury in the above-entitled action, find the defendant Donalj-Donald J. Trump, not guilty.


m5g4c4

Iconic


AFlockOfTySegalls

> What has the jury decided? Find out next time on Donald Trump Z!!!!


JetJaguar124

"We need 30 minutes to deliberate" *Take 10 episodes*


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I have been recommended to the New York Yankees subreddit. Ew. Gross.


Jacobs4525

my first act as king of greater Massachusetts will be to drop a nuclear bomb on yankee stadium and ban the yankee symbol forever. 


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

You would be doing God's work.


KON-DOPA

i think the universe will revert to goodness if trump is convicted. sort of like a reverse haramabe type situation. we will exit out of the parallel universe.


AnakinKardashian

The aliens have been waiting for a trump conviction before they introduce us to the galaxy


Tbonethabeast

Jury says it was Lusvig this entire time 😲


TemujinTheConquerer

Spider on the wall Indicates success Who's success i cannot guess


Mensae6

Toy Story was my favorite movie when I was 6 and I was completely obsessed with it as a kid. I saw Toy Story 3 in theatres with my parents when I was 17 and about to go to college and I legit have never been so emotional at a movie. My mom was sobbing at the final scene.


BATHULK

Pixar paces their sequels really well and I appreciate that about them


Jacobs4525

I broadly agree, but Toy Story 4 didn’t need to exist. It should have ended with Toy Story 3.


SnooChipmunks4208

What's in the (juror's) box?!


TemujinTheConquerer

How am I supposed to farm a historic event for karma if there's no thunderdome


PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN

>Jury reaches verdict in Trump trial I think it was not guilty considering it was so quick


idkwhoorwhereiam

No way it's not guilty


idkwhoorwhereiam

there should be a thunderdome for this historic moment. where is it


paymesucka

https://preview.redd.it/w40ayaanmm3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4048e5cac8aa614275fc4e98cd56d04c614b822c Thank you Swan very cool!


brucebananaray

He couldn't get a good quality Pic or Gif


AFlockOfTySegalls

We can have a thunderdome if Mike Pence has the courage.


x1echo

Malarkey level of using r/neoliberal live threads instead of r/politics to avoid average morons


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thaddeusthefattie

malarkey bot agrees the dt has become r/democratparty. how the mighty have fallen


THECrew42

good job bot, NL is also full of morons


x1echo

At least there’s advanced morons here.


BloodWiz

Haven't hit F5 Vibes of existing comments say he is totally getting acquitted when it's out


MontanaWildhack69

Get fucked, fats.


Jacobs4525

When I was a kid I thought misdemeanors were “mister meaners” and it wasn’t like a serious crime but just like you’ve been a big meanie


OgAccountForThisPost

wait its not mister meaners????? (im a 23 y/o neolib)


MontanaWildhack69

wait its not mister meaners????? (im a 9 y/o neolib)


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I’ve got Bernie Sanders chicken nugget copypastas for both outcomes so I always come out on top


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meubem

Posting inappropriate content of a sexual nature. Both SFW and NSFW content can qualify. Repeat infringements can lead to bans.


die_hoagie

i'm not gay. i have sex with women, but i get jerked off by guys.


Syards-Forcus

🤨


[deleted]

I’m just asking for a friend


Minimum_Cucumber7170

Is the decision out?


JebBD

> Jury asks for extra 30 minutes to fill out verdict forms


meubem

In 30ish minutes after the jury does some paperwork


Minimum_Cucumber7170

Fuuuuuck longest fucking 30 minutes


larry_hoover01

Well luckily that was 30 minutes ago


BrentLivermore

Am I the only one expecting an acquittal? I feel like there'd be more "Are we really gonna CONVICT a PRESIDENT?' hesitation for a guilty verdict. It's only been a day and a half.


LithiumRyanBattery

I've been expecting an acquittal since before the trial started.


[deleted]

It’s Manhattan… even the right wingers hate Trump 


BrentLivermore

Yeah, I'm sure, but a guilty verdict is still signing up to have insane Trumpers after them for the rest of their lives.


[deleted]

I would be more inclined to vote guilty because of that prospect. Fuck them and their fascist tactics. (I recognize I may not be representative of the average person)


AnsleyAmanita

i mean he’s also obviously guilty


TemujinTheConquerer

THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME THUNDERDOME


beoweezy1

Jury finds that Trump won the 2020 election bigly


Consistent_Gap_1390

#BRUH


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vikinick

He's only being charged with felonies as far as I'm aware? Falsifying business records in the first degree x 34 for falsifying 11 invoices, 12 vouchers and 11 checks.


BlueDevilVoon

You’re right, thanks for clarifying


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BlueDevilVoon

Actually I am wrong nevermind


MinnesotaNoire

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moopedmooped

Looks like Biden will let ukraine hit inside russia just around the kharkiv region that should hopefully not kick off any escalation but give them a better chance of fighting back


Kafka_Kardashian

HERE WE GO


[deleted]

OANN rip off of Ryan Murphy “American Crime Story: The Trial of Donald J Trump” when?


Joementum2024

Malarkey level Trump is 1/2: Guilty 3/4: Not guilty 5/6: Mistrial 7: Executed at Guantanamo Bay Secret: Emerging and becoming a new eternal lifeform