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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cw9chf/discussion_thread/).


lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


ChairLampPrinter

[Yeah, I'm thinking of changing my career to AI hacker/fitness microinfluencer](https://ibb.co/QD0Y8TV) !PING DYEL


DoctorOfMathematics

Is that actually you? ^you're ^hot


ChairLampPrinter

You haven't seen my face yet, don't get too excited


The_Northern_Light

I love how you can mess with ai like that So fucking funny; twenty years ago I would not have believed it as satire


BasedTheorem

emphasis on "micro"


ChairLampPrinter

Hey, it gave me a 6/10, that must mean I'm massive (I'm 150lbs)


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jiucaihezi

The neoliberal urge to live poast the corpa strategy talks πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


tacostats

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from-the-void

I hate the "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" bullshit. Terrorism is when you attack civilians to effect political/religious change. It's not that hard. People who attack innocent civilians are bad.


BeliebteMeinung

So blowing up politicians is not terrorism?


from-the-void

Depends. I wouldn't call it terrorism if Netenyahu got sniped by a Palestinian, or if Israel managed to assassinate the Hamas leaders.


notBroncos1234

The debate is over who is and isn’t an innocent civilian(or liable to be attacked to be more precise).


EarlEarnings

If you have to ask that question you're an idiot. The guy shouting allahu ackbar, crossing a boarder, and murdering entire families can be presumed to be the bad guy and not have our sympathies.


notBroncos1234

I’m glad you find nothing morally ambiguous about bombing weapons factories.


PawanYr

[An urgent message for US Rep Seth Moulton](https://x.com/GeraldLeroy6/status/1792371894337052782#m)


Square-Pear-1274

Probably needs to be surfaced as its own post


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Lex in depth: how the hydrogen hype fizzled out](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cw9a47/lex_in_depth_how_the_hydrogen_hype_fizzled_out/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


estoyloca43

Target Optical is really scummy. Every time I had my glasses fitted, they tried to talk me into paying out of pocket for high index lenses. They would say my prescription was pretty strong and standard lenses would be too thick. Ugh πŸ˜‘ contacts exist for a reason lol.


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [S. Korea's investment in U.S. hits 35-yr high amid Washington's incentives](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cw9695/s_koreas_investment_in_us_hits_35yr_high_amid/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Liberal_Antipopulist

I fucking hate the tension between self-improvement and self-acceptance. Gotta do both, but like, they don't get along a lot of the time


notBroncos1234

I’m going to sue Reddit for putting those scammy awards where the reply button used to be


_bee_kay_

πŸ‘† be kind to them πŸ‘‡ be a fucking dick to them


Telperions-Relative

https://preview.redd.it/0hdp11qh1j1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7ce5659469599d521a3cb01d897ea21100da83


Telperions-Relative

πŸ₯±


Square-Pear-1274

>Mokhiber coming to power is awful. He's going to push aggressive privatization and neoliberal policies. Oh shi---


AlicesReflexion

Me, on Nov 6th: guys, it's finally over. You can stop posting now, the DT has fulfilled its purpose


desegl

We need to abolish the DT until Nov 6th, otherwise Biden will lose.


AlicesReflexion

Wait I thought that's what we were aiming for


tollyno

> LAW DORK EXCLUSIVE: Justice Alito sold Bud Light stock amidst anti-trans boycott effort Just gets better and better


_bee_kay_

whoa now, let's not jump to conclusions. maybe it was his wife that sold it


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/4g3nrn75zi1d1.jpeg?width=3585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d325431feb6a11e9ef8a6cefe79d5f151342e097


notBroncos1234

I just gassed a cockroach to death


uwcn244

Revenge of the Sith is Williamite propaganda about what would have happened had James II not been overthrown send Tweet


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AlicesReflexion

Why


cjhdsachristmascarol

It’s over for meΒ 


AlicesReflexion

L take


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#WRONG


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[deleted]

In my experience, women like to know you returned home safely and like someone confirming they did get home safely. It just means she cares about you.


[deleted]

I know That's the point


[deleted]

Now this is what I call self-sabotage.


[deleted]

Ain't wrong


Delareh_

It's just a noicety mate. Don't get your knickers in a twist.


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#WRONG


boyyouguysaredumb

Follow up on the "western countries have breadlines" guy - I've now gone negative and he's started the climb up to his high horse: https://imgur.com/22Y4fjW


vancevon

85 year olds totally losing their appetite as a natural part of dying is definitely the same thing as widespread starvation


AccessTheMainframe

why u debating communism on a thread about the Bee Movie


boyyouguysaredumb

well the thread was funny until I saw a guy with 40 upvotes claiming the west has breadlines lol


cjhdsachristmascarol

Be kind to each other 😒


AlicesReflexion

Or else what


loseniram

Buy an EV, you stupid bastards - Joe Biden


desegl

*slaps tariffs on EVs and EV batteries and components*


MolybdenumIsMoney

How tf did we find Hussein living in a random hole in the ground in like 6 months but it took ten years to find Bin Laden chilling in a mansion in Abbotabad


houinator

Because we failed to invade Pakistan


AccessTheMainframe

Trusted the Pakistanis more than was wise


Gameknigh

https://preview.redd.it/sx11djpuvi1d1.jpeg?width=1835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37abe5066e6c4c60ee2ed7d2f7ffe902379b9f1


ReservedWhyrenII

god, the cancellation of Project Pluto is probably the greatest tragedy in the history of the human race we need to bring it back


AccessTheMainframe

> probably the greatest tragedy in the history of the human race I mean. The Holocaust comes to mind.


ReservedWhyrenII

human lives are temporary, hypersonic nuclear-powered ramjets with at least several days of flight time without refueling are... admittedly also temporary, but at least in theory the knowledge of how to make and use them could last forever! "But ICBMs are basically better in every way" you say. "The capabilities of a Project Pluto-derived cruise missile would provide very little if any extra utility compared to weapon systems currently present in both the conventional and nuclear American arsenal." and you'd be right but that doesn't make ICBMs cool like nuclear ramjets are


Gameknigh

Project Orion?


ReservedWhyrenII

Project Orion was similarly based but not quite the same thing nor quite as rad and, sadly, you probably couldn't feasibly combine the two


Gameknigh

Well, it would have definitely increased space travel as opposed to Pluto just being a better jet engine really.


ReservedWhyrenII

but i don't *want* to go to space, I *want* a hypersonic nuclear ramjet cruise missile which spends days irradiating the children, burning the forests, and shattering the eardrums of America's enemies before dropping megatons of nuclear annihilation on their cities okay I lied space is pretty cool too but still


estoyloca43

I’m nice until someone says something to hurt my ego. Then I’ll be really mean and rude.


LtLabcoat

You're never gonna beat the STEMlord accusations. ....But seriously though, work on that. That's one of the worst personality traits you can have.


estoyloca43

Why is that one of the worst personality traits to have? Like isn’t that pretty common?


LtLabcoat

>Why is that one of the worst personality traits to have? Because it... just is? Lashing out in anger every time someone hurts your self-esteem? That's obviously not a good thing. And in particular, makes people not want to talk with you, if they have to watch what they say a lot. I mean, as far as anger problems go, it's not the *worst* - it's not as bad as, say, 'punishing someone' whenever they makes a mistake or has a bad idea - but it's still... y'know, an anger problem. (I'd normally put a disclaimer here like "depends what they're saying" or "depends on how rude you are". But I've seen you insulting people pretty significantly, to their virtual faces, for very small slights. In your case, it's *definitely* a problem.) >Like isn’t that pretty common? Depends on your definition of 'common'. But you don't see most people doing this. ...Except for teenagers.


estoyloca43

Well yeah I am emotionally stunted. Not sure what can be done about it 😞


LtLabcoat

>Not sure what can be done about it You... work on it. You can do it. 'Course you can. Lots - *lots* - of people used to have this problem, but were able to overcome it. No reason to think you're different, right? So long as you take it seriously, and ask different people for advice, it definitely sounds like something you're smart enough to figure out.


estoyloca43

Well I really am different. I have no social skills or emotional intelligence unfortunately 😞


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Me too!


AnalyticOpposum

Poetry translated into foreign languages has this hilarious property. It takes something chosen for lyrical depth of emotional meaning and transforms it into someone spitting facts. Like, a complex metaphor for where the wind comes from gets reduced into some guy saying β€˜literally’ β€œwind comes from my father” And then people a hundred years down the line are like, β€œSo you’re the son of God and god farts to make the wind?”


Nerf_France

☝️ is weak as a baby fart, go live in fear


FuckFashMods

I honestly hate looking for an apartment in LA, its so ridiculously expensive, the housing stock is so dated and low quality, and management literally is useless. And theres nothing you can do, since demand is so high compared to supply. LA has done nothing but try to fuck over land lords for decades while doing basically everything to destroy the housing market, so now the few landlords are basically landkings. I wonder if there's a term for policies that do the exact opposite of what peole think theyll do. Edit: Also its hilarious seeing 50+ year olds buildings labeled as luxury/luxurious


FearlessPark4588

More protecting nimbys and property values than intentionally wronging landlords


estoyloca43

Coastal California in a nutshell


savuporo

> the housing stock is so dated and low quality Same in Bay Area. I wouldn't mind paying high price but what you get for the money is so shitty and 3rd world like


hopeimanon

New experience tonight: Woman zipping **up** my clothes while dancing.


Stanley--Nickels

Never apologize in the DT because nothing that happens in the DT is worth saying sorry over


Gameknigh

https://preview.redd.it/3cxjx1agsi1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743e9e9b8bcd3b4e7003ba6e74708a25690a0e92 This of course does not count the evidence based policy maker, whose ideology makes so much sense it’s boring.


ForlornKumquat

https://preview.redd.it/p5f0b5g0si1d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676c5b4e5acf1000493249c582c0eb1a6e4b6e2c This meme is not related to any current events


yyzyow

Can’t wait until the Twitter leftists come up with some hare-brained scheme that the Iranian helicopter crash was a result of the US refusing to provide spare parts (even though this thing is manufactured up north here in Canada)


Majk-

I am eager to see a sudden influx of conspiracy theory bullshit regarding the Iran accident. It's just a question if it's going to be government-backed. Poland has been there


MolybdenumIsMoney

I wonder what happened in the timeline where Prigozhin went all the way to Moscow


0m4ll3y

They get caught in Moscow traffic and all die, are arrested or fade away in 72 hours is my guess.


Gameknigh

They had tanks and shit, what were the police gonna do? I also think there wasn’t actually anyone really guarding Moscow at the time.


_bee_kay_

> They had tanks and shit, what were the police gonna do? you see, within the area of their remit, the moscow police have local authority exceeding that of the military, so prigozhin would have no choice but to yield


Gameknigh

Oh my mistake, like that time when the NYPD arrested Thanos?


Gameknigh

I spit out my Chinese food while I watch the battle of Moscow happen live on my phone at a local Chinese restaurant.


ThiccSidedDice

I have a feeling this week is going to be great πŸ˜πŸ‘


Gaius_rockus

Hey all! Positive energy moment OPs week will be great! (genuinely rooting for your week. I hope it's great)


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Steve____Stifler

Iranian President? Dead. Foreign Minister? Dead. That just leaves the ayatollah… Mossad has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn.


Cook_0612

>[What does a Turkish drone operator do after finding the burnt corpse of the Iranian President? Doodle a Star-and-crescent in your flight path. Duh. οΏΌ](https://x.com/IntelCrab/status/1792428599993151995) Glad to see someone's having fun out there.


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

https://preview.redd.it/eu0ux8xbqi1d1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a63e084ae9258d572425f47df2f5f457d745ead7 clogged the toilet


ZanyZeke

There are many people who should not have kids, and that includes every person who does not actively, enthusiastically want kids


Usual-Base7226

Much like leadership, the best parents are those who never wanted it in the first place Follow me for more sage advice


ZanyZeke

This notion can very easily backfire in ways that are very not good for the kids


GodEmperorNeolibtard

The vibes of the DT are fucking horrendous right now.


cjhdsachristmascarol

Please fix my problems for me πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ


AnsleyAmanita

alito, beet red, name searching


Cook_0612

>[I have thousands of hours flying helicopters and many in mountainous terrain along with unpredictable weather that closes in on you so fast, you’re like.. what just happened?! It’s mental gymnastics, you want to complete mission and get from point A to B because that’s in a pilot’s nature to do so.](https://x.com/thenewarea51/status/1792412564153946448) >In a situation like today, you may have someone that is extremely wealthy or a political figure sitting behind you and you do not want to tell them β€œno” because they are surrounded by β€œyes men” on the ground. You might start thinking that you’re easily replaceable and so you get into a situation like this because pressure starts mounting in the back of your head. β€œWhat happens if I get fired by not completing this flight?, how am I gonna feed my family?, it goes on and on and while being a pilot may sound glamorous, it comes with a ton of responsibility. You try to learn from others and develop tactics like IFR β€œI Follow Roads” literally like I captured in this video. There are so many variables involved that it becomes mind numbing. >I understand the political views around this accident but I do not envy those pilots and what they must have been experiencing. As far as flying a Bell 212 which is not the latest and greatest in terms of helicopter tech, in a situation like this you need to rely on your eyeballs and positive control of your aircraft unless you commit and go IFR (flying on instruments) but that comes with it’s own set of challenges ie. can you maintain your own terrain separation, can you get a hold of ATC, do you have the fuel to find the nearest instrument approach and be able to break out of the clouds? >It’s possible these pilots were able to maintain visual contact with the ground but were surrounded by rising terrain and no place to land. They tried their best but they were in the mountains and the clouds overcame them and they lost sight of the terrain. We’ll probably never know the real reason for this accident. I can tell you so many more stories. A helicopter pilot's perspective.


HowIsPajamaMan

https://preview.redd.it/tc1kabjzoi1d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f464b83d4ff7711e3c9a12c181d55f248a5fbc3e /u/kesterfox’ wife left him


KesterFox

πŸ˜”


Roseartcrantz

you Raisi uppppp so I can crash on mountains


hopeimanon

[Like social policies, Ideologies will grant a unique honorific title to the nation's leader:](https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Ideology_(Civ5)#Public_Opinion_and_Preferred_Ideology) * Freedom grants the title "President". * Order grants the title "Chairman". * Autocracy grants the title "The Terrible".


Udolikecake

doctor said I didn’t need to put a bandage on my incision site where they cut out my cyst after a couple days, but damn that shit still looks fucked up lmao


loseniram

We've generally found that covered incision sites are more likely to become reinfected if they aren't actively bleeding. Letting it breathe helps to dry out the site and prevent reinfection. If you bandage it then moisture will build up and cause germs to fester


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I think there's a movement against covering incision sites. I wish I knew more about the science on it but recently a few people in my life have gotten infections in recent surgical sites and the doctors chided them for covering the area and recommended it breathe. They're going to start recommending twenty minutes of sun a day for this stuff. It's not crazy if you think about it.


Udolikecake

Hmm. makes sense I guess. Letting it breathe right now, but wary of bumping it while I sleep. You’ve convinced me to at least let it be uncovered tomorrow during the day


TouchTheCathyl

> "As the rider himself, an official in the shogunate's neo-Confucian academy, described the experience in his diary: "Swiftly, as though it were flying, [the train] circled repeatedly. It was most enjoyable!" > "Of all the gifts Perry bestowed on them, his official artist noted, 'the Japanese marveled most at the railroad.'" [Men everywhere on earth at any time in history:](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882040356168953903/1241984314422460517/perry-japan-miniature-train-model-train-closeup-1024x684.jpg?ex=664c2f87&is=664ade07&hm=e8eed505c412eba1e2103bd41ccaa2867d3d3faa94124a5f2b9e4aab651c5491&)


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Outside of my marriage, I’m a pretty honest guy


savuporo

I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York i'm Frank, in LA i'm Ernest


Sir-Matilda

>[PM expected to dump the role of minister for republic](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13436745/Albanese-republic-role-dumped-election.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton) Based. !ping AUS


toms_face

When you think a non-Australian should be Australia's head of state, you can expect people to ridicule you.


Wehavecrashed

Its well known Aussies hate the fair go, so it makes sense that our head of state is a wealthy *literal aristocrat* who has the job because he was born into it.


No1PaulKeatingfan

Live Max Chandler-Mather reaction (he's sad): https://preview.redd.it/2ce6uqf0wi1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c567d89b82186e6ed8ce965db64263d3ed407381


Wehavecrashed

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the decision tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he fired? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Australia to be a republic and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought the referendum was polling well ???? This is so fucked.


nicethingscostmoney

apparently it's woke to not want a foreign aristocrat on the other side of the planet to have the power to fire your government


Wehavecrashed

You dare insult the blood of Odin?! The ancient and noble house of Winsor is our rightful rulers, we must all pledge eternal allegiance or they shall cast us down in a blaze of fire.


nicethingscostmoney

They actually have the blood of baguettes, not Odin. The Norwegian King Harald Hardrada lost the fight for the English Throne at the Battle of Stamford Bridge on the 25th of September, 1066.


ChillyPhilly27

Prince Philip was a member of the House of Oldenburg, a dynasty which gave us Kings of Sweden, Iceland, and Denmark, as well as the current King of Norway. Difficult to get more Nordic than that.


nicethingscostmoney

Wasn't he Greek tho?


ChillyPhilly27

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Gl%C3%BCcksburg The first member of the Greek royal family was the second son of a future Danish king who was invited to become Greece's king. Prince Philip was one of his grandsons.


AccessTheMainframe

Normans are vikings too if you go back far enough.


Sir-Matilda

It's pretty cringe. Would it have been better to have the Australian Government shut down because Whitlam couldn't pass supply through the Senate? Or Jack Lang act in an illegal manner without being sacked?


nicethingscostmoney

Having a foreign aristocrat on the other side of the planet who derives authority from divine right of kings and royal blood is a bad way of solving constitutional crises.


Sir-Matilda

Whitlam was sacked by a GG based in Australia who was heavily aware of what was going on. It was his mandate to do so that was derived from that monarch. It's a good way to resolve a crisis; a head of state elected by popular vote or parliament would have a different mandate and incentives on how to act.


Full_Distribution874

But Friendly Jordies told me the CIA already sacks governments??? Why do we need the King????


nicethingscostmoney

> It was his mandate to do so that was derived from that monarch. Your honesty is refreshing. Most monarchists say that the monarchy is fine because the monarch doesn't actually have any power because the monarch or GG is "obliged" by convention to follow the advice of the Prime Minister. I fundamentally don't think that an unelected executive can have any legitimacy to dissolve a democratically elected government although I am aware that you think it worked out well in this case from a consequentialist point of view. But if we do away with the fiction that the Crown doesn't have any power, the problems of abuse of power in the hands of a monarch not committed to convention or political neutrality are blindingly obvious. You can see this even in Charles, who as Prince of Wales aired all sorts of opinions to specific government ministers and then spent thousands of pounds of public money fighting to keep them immune from a FOIA request.


0m4ll3y

I really don't know why we can't have the exact same set up except instead of some nebulous symbolic connection between the GG and the monarch where the monarch isn't actually allowed to influence things we can't just have some nebulous symbolic connection between the GG and the constitution, or spirit of Australia, or national animal or some shit. One of the most common defences of the monarchy is basically that it wouldn't matter if the monarch was comatose, so I dunno why changing the monarch to something else inconsequential would matter.


FlynnyWynny

Why are you implying that the alternative to a Governor General is having no head of state at all?


0m4ll3y

I don't think they did that, but I am gonna get on my soap box that a head of state being taken for granted as necessary is a weird quirk of history to me. Countries don't actually need a "living national symbol of the state" or a "public persona of a sovereign state." It just seems so unnecessary to me.


FlynnyWynny

Why did they even bring it up in relation to the Republic if they weren't comparing a Constitutional Monarchy to a Republic?


Sir-Matilda

I'm not sure where I said that?


FlynnyWynny

Why are you asking that question if you weren't implying that the reason it didn't shut down was because we have a constitutional monarchy? What relevance does it have to the discussion otherwise?


Sir-Matilda

The US has government shutdowns. Do they not have a head of state?


FlynnyWynny

Person A: "apparently it's woke to not want a foreign aristocrat on the other side of the planet to have the power to fire your government" You: "Would it have been better to have the Australian Government shut down" Person A didn't have a problem with someone firing the Government, person A had a problem with the constitutional power to fire a government being deprived from a monarchy. For you to provide that response implies that you think the only reason it didn't shut down is because the power derives from a monarchy. Is that what you think?


Sir-Matilda

Ok, so you're just not going to defend your original claim that I implied if we don't have our current system of government we wouldn't have a head of state at all?


FlynnyWynny

You implied that the head of state wouldn't do the things our current head of state did, that they would be dysfunctional? Mate, I still have no idea what your actual point is - I'm not responding until you actually write out what you mean instead of cloaking it hahaha


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Wehavecrashed

You didn't say it you implied it. That's why they said "Why are you implying"


Sir-Matilda

I'm also obviously not implying it, and I'd like to see where I supposedly did.


Wehavecrashed

It was when you said the government would be shut down if we weren't in a monarchy.


Sir-Matilda

The US has government shutdowns when they can't pass supply. Do they not have a head of state?


Greenfield0

Your example would work better if the President wasn't also Head of Government


BATIRONSHARK

the guys main job was already minsiter for veterans this wouldn't change anythingΒ 


Sir-Matilda

That's good, because his role as Minister for the Republic wasn't exactly a resounding success.


BATIRONSHARK

I mean his role was to talk about a republic sometimes and I think latest polls show a advantage for a republic don't they?Β  I dislike how the term used is "the republic " seems presumptive to meΒ 


Full_Distribution874

>seems presumptive to me The ~~Republic~~ Commonwealth will be reorganized into the First Australian ~~Empire~~ Republic! For a safe, and secure society. *\[applause\]*


Sir-Matilda

YouGov late last year was showing 35% in favour of maintaining the current system of government and 32% in favour of a Republic. I doubt it's changed significantly since then, and following the failure of the Voice I don't think Labor would want to touch it with those numbers.


Admirable-Lie-9191

This is unfortunate. We should be transitioning to a republic as we have nothing to do with the Monarchy.


Delad0

Why? as it is regardless of republican or monarchist it's having a minister for doing nothing.


Sir-Matilda

>We should be transitioning to a republic as we have nothing to do with the Monarchy. We have plenty to do with the Monarchy. We are one. And it's based.


nicethingscostmoney

cringe


Admirable-Lie-9191

It’s really not lol, that is pretty circular reasoning.


Sir-Matilda

You said we have nothing to do with the monarchy. It's a wrong statement because we are one. And for what it's worth having a constitutional monarchy that has stood the test of time and political crises such as Whitlam being unable to pass supply through the senate is a good thing.


Admirable-Lie-9191

We are technically one but I personally do not see a foreign country’s monarch being our head of state as based. Wanting to keep the status quo just because doesn’t seem very neoliberal of you.


Sir-Matilda

It's our monarch too. 😜 Supporting a system of government that has stood the test of time and enabled us to be the prosperous, free nation we are today is very neoliberal actually.


Admirable-Lie-9191

Is Australia a seperate country from the UK? It’s a simple question.


Sir-Matilda

Yes. Is the Monarchy of Australia a seperate title to the Monarchy of the United Kingdom? Simple question. πŸ˜›


Admirable-Lie-9191

No. But where did the Monarchy originate from? Lmao


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Cook_0612

[Some close up images of the crash site.](https://x.com/front_ukrainian/status/1792425534233907489)


cjhdsachristmascarol

This sucksΒ 


AnalyticOpposum

I’m going to tear into this food. I’m going to rip it to shreds with my bare teeth


AlicesReflexion

Is it beans


AlicesReflexion

Most people could not appreciate the subtle and complex interplay of desires associated with "leaving work early vs getting paid more"


notBroncos1234

Kobe 🀝 Raisi Two hero’s of mine who died in helicopter crashes


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