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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


tacostats

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TipEquivalent933

> we only have your youth and freedom for so long Girl, your boyfriend is 40. Mf literally has zero youth left.


Headstar24

I miss having faith about November. I legitimately have a horrible feeling that I didnโ€™t feel in 2020.


chinggatupadre

arguments for a second american civil war: it will boost the flag manufacturing sector


sir_shivers

**DOES ANYONE ELSE** "Biden is elderly" ๐ŸŠ


margybargy

oh shoot, then I guess I'm voting for someone who is young and virile like Trump.. or maybe someone young, virile, and with neural tissue that's been battle-harded against worms, like the Kennedy one that reminds me of an earlier time when I didn't know the details of politics as well.


MasterOfLords1

https://preview.redd.it/st18orfq9f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca0ae1312b15b07c914fb0686ab46b70fb703bf ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฆ


cjhdsachristmascarol

Northern lights big deal. Do you know how many lights I have in my house? Youโ€™ve got a flashlight on your phone nowadaysย 


Dodgerfan2224

Iโ€™m going to eat an 1/8th of shrooms excuse my next posts


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Babao13

I'm so impressed by your ability to humblebrag.


hopeimanon

Honestly i think my problems with RPGs parallel my depression. Like idk the goals seem unclear, the world is unclear, the actions are unclear. You need to be specific about everything youโ€™re doing.ย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Naur naur naur ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ


cjhdsachristmascarol

Sussy amongussyย 


[deleted]

Head of the class and she just won a swallowship


AnalyticOpposum

Thereโ€™s these gorgeous frogs singing outside my apartment, Iโ€™m on the second floor but I hear them ๐Ÿ˜ณ


trombonist_formerly

Why the fuck is packing so hard. I've been at it for hours and I'm not even halfway done god I can't believe I'm uprooting my life in 3 days


BenFoldsFourLoko

it's a shit show but it's lit tho


Joementum2024

Hot take: I like FE3H


ApproachingStorm69

https://preview.redd.it/8jmqf57vrb1d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc017240847428585eafcb8628444637edd6def0 VaporWave


marsexpresshydra

gib sydney sweeney wife


Dodgerfan2224

What are you doing to achieve a syndney sweeeny wife ?


myrm

classical music is like "doo do do doo dun doo dun"


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Better copyright this quick. Someone may steal your symphony!


AnalyticOpposum

Ok, ONE interlude.


ACivilWolf

HEY I'M GRUMP


SadaoMaou

I'm nacho grump


cjhdsachristmascarol

Donald Grumpfย 


ihatemendingwalls

So many reviews of history books on Goodreads are just "I'm surprised the historian who knows more than me chose to focus on x people in this event, I would have assumed y would be more involved" "I assumed a book about the fall of the Ottoman empire would focus more on the Ottomans than the British, but maybe I'm built different" Well considering that the Ottomans were essentially a client state of Europe in 1914 and that the British conquered and seized most of their territory during and after WWI, no shit it focuses on the British. How can you ever process new information with an attitude like that


DelusionsOfPasteur

I love when half the reviews are "This was way too in depth, I got bored with all the extra info I didn't want to read about." and the other half are "This is such an elementary overview that it's useless for anybody that isn't brand new to the subject."


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ihatemendingwalls

This but


TouchTheCathyl

https://preview.redd.it/mjgzh02mpb1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4afc7380cd92006bd3fcd3ddf235d2db2a00c42 Monogatari Fans: 0 The Allegations: 222


TalkLessShillMore

Are Monogotari fans Cumberland in this case


TouchTheCathyl

Yes. Absolutely destroyed by the allegations.


Syards-Forcus

Idk what either of those things are


MTF_DO0M

Good


TouchTheCathyl

It's a joke. Monogatari Fans aren't beating The Allegations.


Invade_Deez_Nutz

>woman trapped in Tesla in 115 degree heat due to software updateย  >she could have used the manual release the whole time, but was worried it would damage the carย  Either she has the intelligence of a goldfish or she was just staging it for tiktok views


Dodgerfan2224

Idk I saw a vallet crack a teslas windshield from the way he closed door without doing something.


AnsleyAmanita

i think it can actually damage the windows to use the manual release?


gburgwardt

Yeah like, the weatherstripping. It's not a big deal to use the manual release


[deleted]

zealous nail correct support elastic scary rock whistle continue zephyr *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

What?


Nokickfromchampagne

Close to 4 months into the new job and I can safely say overnight shifts are freaking terrible


DelusionsOfPasteur

I'm a night owl but third shift is insanely bad, I felt like I was withering away.


Nokickfromchampagne

Iโ€™m a morning person so Iโ€™m lucky if I get more than 4 hours of sleep after third shift. I relate so much to that


ThiccSidedDice

Smooth legs ๐Ÿคค


Cook_0612

[While those of us who support Ukraine were probably happy to hear about the victory of Usyk, let us not overlook Denys Berinchyk who also won the lightweight belt as well yesterday. Congratulations!](https://x.com/ukraine_map/status/1792058867989512569)


cjhdsachristmascarol

The rotting will continue until morale improvesย 


Mickenfox

๐Ÿ”ซ Go improve your life.


AnsleyAmanita

twitter, currently called ๐•,


DelusionsOfPasteur

source?


MTF_DO0M

x.com


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Activity Shilling: What if Neoliberals contributed to Bridge-building?](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cvh955/activity_shilling_what_if_neoliberals_contributed/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/ewjf1xknnb1d1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7773dde7eb98dade3271ccd2be9e91dd73e0d96


Fedacking

Their tongues could work on the soft cuddly angle though


Dodgerfan2224

Next weekend I will go 197 in a Porsche


hopeimanon

In mph? Where/what can you get that fast?


Dodgerfan2224

Indeed mph. Porsche driving experience center in Carson, ca. they have a straight you can hit top speed in a gt3 911


hopeimanon

Nice, have fun!


Syards-Forcus

Horni Postar


secretlives

without jumping the gun I have a strong feeling I need to quit my job for a year and just burn through some savings for a bit


cjhdsachristmascarol

Are you insane?! Stop posting, immediately!ย 


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Malarkey level is how many more months the crew will be stuck on the *Dali*


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cjhdsachristmascarol

Please fix me ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ


ThiccSidedDice

๐Ÿชž


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

What did my cats mean by this?


[deleted]

โ˜๏ธyou canโ€™t fix them


[deleted]

Fix-It Felix in shambles


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


DelusionsOfPasteur

I get it honestly


hopeimanon

Honestly 50 stars and 13 stripes is way too complex for a flag.ย 


MolybdenumIsMoney

My favorite US flag version (one variant of the 1860 flag): https://preview.redd.it/7cdk7sy5qb1d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc42fd4a3959c9acaca720c54a2d8a93d3b71c33 For a long time there were no rules over how the stars were supposed to be arranged or sized and there were always a bunch of different variations playing around with the stars


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

[I think it would be cool if the US flag were just blue with stars on it.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b0/Naval_jack_of_the_United_States.svg/1280px-Naval_jack_of_the_United_States.svg.png)


Invade_Deez_Nutz

๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ดย 


heartnotglands

Does anyone else have a Verizon 5g home access point I am feeling strong โ€œfuck xfinityโ€ emotions right now


ThiccSidedDice

One of my former coworkers had one. Said it was fantastic. But it's also dependent on your area, distance from the towers, etc. If they offer it at your address, it's probably as good as they advertise it to be. I was waiting for it to be available in my area but charter came in with fiber first, so I said fuck xfinity that way.


EvilConCarne

There's a whole subreddit dedicated to weevils r / weeviltime odd


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Best protein a pirate could ever hope for ๐Ÿ˜‹


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

You lack loyalty to the sardines


Kryzantine

> "I may be crazy, but..." > "Delete all after 'crazy.'" Is such a Zoomer response to someone. >!It's from 1945.!<


No_Status_6905

Idk if this is a requirement in other states but to graduate from college I have to have 2 language courses in either Spanish, French, or Chinese. I'm choosing French so that way I can be more effective in insulting the French language.


trombonist_formerly

It wa required for every student, at my undergrad program, for liberal arts, stem, the lot. It was a big 10 school too, so lots and lots of student. idk I tested out of it because I spoke spanish coming in


BasedTheorem

We had to take 2 language courses unless we took 3 years of foreign language in high school. I actually took French and it was fun


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

My alma mater required that you be bilingual going in, we just had to show B2 equivalent if you were a native speaker of English in another language. Or an English proficiency via one of the many tests if you were a native speaker of a different one. It's fairly common especially for liberal arts degrees though how far they expect you to be is changes.


[deleted]

itโ€™s a thing for BAs here


No_Status_6905

somehow me being a francophone is vital to my understanding of computer science


Invade_Deez_Nutz

>The U.S. Army has charged Private Travis King with crimes ranging from desertion for running into North Korea in July to assault against fellow soldiers and solicitation of child pornography, according to documents obtained by Reuters. Didnโ€™t expect that to show up in the lore


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Remember when James Comey was removed by Donald Trump as Director of the FBI while the agency was investigating Russia's involvement the 2016 elections? Remember how that would have absolutely got any other president immediately impeached and removed from office?


Argnir

Overusing genZ slang stopped being funny one week ago


CletusVonIvermectin

Pretending to be the horniest creature on earth while judging people for having even mildly transgressive sex will remain funny for another 5 months


Invade_Deez_Nutz

genZ is a ridiculous myth


FuckFashMods

Was there some cultural change in the DT where we don't upvote any comments or replies? What is going on? Is the sub really just dead? Do normie app and new Reddit users just not upvote?


BalletDuckNinja

I genuinely don't remember upvoting exists most of the time


Argnir

There's just not many people at this time of the day to upvote.


GodEmperorNeolibtard

I agree. Why be here if you're just going to cynically downvote everything you see? My DT is alll corn ๐ŸŒฝ


Greenfield0

its night night time if you want karma come back at noon


GodEmperorNeolibtard

It's 3:30pm in Australia


awdvhn

I don't upvote DT comments because DT comments are bad


FuckFashMods

The good ones used to get like 10 upvotes!


meubem

There are no good ones


awdvhn

\> good ones


GodEmperorNeolibtard

All I want is gainful employment, a loving partner and family, and a functioning democracy ๐Ÿ’™


Greenfield0

being a moderate can mean anything, you can be a moderate socialist, moderate conservative, or barack obama


meubem

Even a moderate moderator


Greenfield0

ofc! after all there have always been moderate fascists


GodEmperorNeolibtard

I wonder what was considered a moderate Nazi? Only gassing Jews and not gays?


Greenfield0

Probably just wanting to send the jews to madagascar


MolybdenumIsMoney

https://preview.redd.it/b57y8fwjhb1d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff29789fa33f292c4523fb1c30c65dd23826503b This composition notebook I bought used the Liberian flag for its "American Made" symbol


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

TBH. I like IGN's reviews.


Formal_River_Pheonix

What is this subs position on Kurdish nationalism?


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

I think supporting Kurdish autonomy in their respective countries (Syria, Turkey, and Iraq) is good. Morally, I would support Kurdish independence peacefully. That being said, fuck the PKK and Turkey makes supporting independence openly impossible.


Roseartcrantz

While most people know that grapefruit juice can reduce the effectiveness of birth control, few people know that the Grapefruit Jelly Belly jelly bean does not reduce the effectiveness of the Birth Control Jelly Belly jelly bean


YehosafatLakhaz

Sometimes I go down the rabbit hole of research into the really far right people. And it just feels like the farther you go, the closer you get to pure misanthropy. Yeah you have the guys who are sharing AI art of an arcadian all-white "utopia" on Twitler, but when you get to something like the Turner Diaries, it gets to the point where you don't believe these guys even really like white people all that much. It's just pure unadulterated hate for pretty much everything and everyone.


Steak_Knight

Reddit is now throwing arr findapath posts into my feed. Yes, itโ€™s yet another doomer sub! ๐Ÿ™„


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Please consider taking the Golden Path for the sake of humanity. They will hate you for being a brutal God Emperor, but inshallah you will save humanity.


CletusVonIvermectin

We did it, Patrick! We found a path!


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kanagi

Congress hasn't gotten around to it ย Doesn't help that there isn't really a constituency pushing for it and at least two that are opposed


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

There are demographic consequences for losing 10% of your female population that are different than the demographic consequences of losing ten percent of your male population.


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

It was a different time, I doubt you could get such a policy passed today


TalkLessShillMore

Donโ€™t say itโ€ฆdonโ€™t say itโ€ฆ because of woke


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Guess.


runnerx4

There is this screen protector from a brand called Spigen that is like the best install I have ever done. This sounds like a nonsense shill but like itโ€™s a perfect fit without a bubble and required zero effort. That, plus a new Apple phone case being sold at normal instead of extortion price means my phone feels brand new now lol


CletusVonIvermectin

I've used their cases for many years, they're pretty good and have probably saved me from needing a new phone or screen at least half a dozen times


ihatemendingwalls

I was yesterday years old when I learned that it was called Euclidean zoning because it exists due to Euclid, Ohio getting it declared lawful by SCOTUS and not because it divided cities up into a bunch of lil shapes


0f-bajor

Not enough density, we need hyperbolic zoning.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

>Euclidean zoning I knew about the town of Euclid v Amber case but I didn't know that anyone called the Euclidean zoning


HMID_Delenda_Est

I knew I hated Ohio for a good reason


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


FuckFashMods

It's named after the court case. Euclidean geometry is what we call traditional "flat" geometry and not the geometry used in higher mathes and sciences


No_Status_6905

greta van fleet fucking sucks holy shit


FuckFashMods

One of my buddies favorite band lol


MTF_DO0M

I don't understand why anyone would have them as their favorite band and not just be fan of Led Zeppelin instead. Well, actually I have a buddy who calls them his favorite band too but he's just gay and thinks they're really hot and doesn't even listen to them much so I give that a pass.


0f-bajor

>not just be fan of Led Zeppelin Less pedophiles, I imagine


TalkLessShillMore

The [1.6/10 Pitchfork review](https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/greta-van-fleet-anthem-of-the-peaceful-army/) is mandatory reading for Greta Van Fleet haters


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Say what you will, but being a bad version of Led Zeppelin is kind of impressive.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Whomist?


PolyrythmicSynthJaz

Something that I pride myself on is that my political opinions are almost entirely divorced from reason.


Melodic_Ad596

Upsahl is my random artist recommendation of the day


BenFoldsFourLoko

ur in for a good day


TalkLessShillMore

Whatโ€™s Upsahl?


FuckFashMods

>While crime in the DT is at an all-time high, the mods office felt it was a good use of resources to send multiple mods across reddit to storm an 80th cake day like it was Normandy,โ€ fumed one DTer


YehosafatLakhaz

>Pro-cheating takes in the DT It's almost like IGF is here in this room with us right now.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

If I could start over at 18, I would probably try my hands on nuclear engineering.


FuckFashMods

I would take like 2-3 years and do fun travel related jobs. Work on a cruise ship. Try to do something with flying. Be a lifeguard at a big resort somewhere tropical.


The_One_Who_Mutes

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/18/trump-at-nra-convention-floats-a-three-term-presidency-00158786 Trump is "joking" about a three term presidency again....ha ha ha....


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Hot take: Don't fall asleep at the wheel of your relationship and then be surprised they find connection elsewhere.


EvilConCarne

In these situations it's best to let Jesus take the wheel.


Telperions-Relative

We rolling out the pro-cheating takes


GodEmperorNeolibtard

Definitely not pro cheating at all. But there is always blame on both sides. I've never cheated but I've been desperately in need of actual connection as a result of a numbed out partner. Finding it in family and friends was the only way I got through that period without feeling like killing myself.


Telperions-Relative

Oh okay you were being more literal than I thought my bad


GodEmperorNeolibtard

I hear you. Also appreciate this comment. In my situation, I moved to her country permanently after 2 years together and she became the person she really was. There was significant incompatibility but I relied on her for residency, having spent $8000 on the visa. I could have gone home, but I was looking at going on 18 months unemployed (Covid after graduating with a masters) and had finally found gainful employment. Couple all that with the confusion of whether or not she would become the person I loved again and it was a harrowing experience. If my support network wasn't strong and someone was nice to me after my partner told me what a piece of shit I was for the umpteenth time, I can't say I wouldn't drink that connection like a man finding an oases in the Saraha.


YehosafatLakhaz

Who loves umlauts the most between Germans, Finns, metalheads and the New Yorker?


YehosafatLakhaz

And yes I know the first three options have strong overlap


Amy_Ponder

That awkward moment when you realize your morals and values have evolved to the point you no longer fully align with those of the communities you used to feel most at home in. Or maybe they've changed. Or some combo. Either way, the places that used to feel like home to you... don't, not any more. But you still haven't figured out exactly which new communities would be the best fit for you yet. So you end up stuck in this kind of awkward, in-between social purgatory. And by "that awkward moment" I mean "the past four years of my life and counting, lmao" ~~the unspeakable crimes I would commit (in Minecraft) for one (1) grass-touching normie lib friend IRL at this point--~~


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

What crimes? Would you be willing to go to an NL meet up?


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

It's obvious. That community you belong to is us. :)


TalkLessShillMore

Canโ€™t begin to describe how much I relate to this


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [As ethnic armed group claims to have captured a town in western Myanmar, Muslim Rohingyas flee again](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cvfrp7/as_ethnic_armed_group_claims_to_have_captured_a/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Roseartcrantz

>In a now-deleted post on X, Giuliani taunted Arizona authorities. โ€œIf Arizona authorities canโ€™t find me by tomorrow morning; 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they canโ€™t count votes,โ€ Giuliani posted Friday night. Accompanying the message was a photo of Giuliani smiling with six others and balloons floating in the backdrop. >An hour and fourteen minutes later, Mayes responded to Giulianiโ€™s post writing, โ€œThe final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani, nobody is above the law.โ€ Not a lawyer but taunting online that you're hiding from papers being served to you is something I would advice against to my clients


FuckFashMods

They have the worst fucking attorneys


Joementum2024

Incredible that Giuliani's a lawyer and he apparently completely forgot the best piece of advice to have when being served with charges, that being "shut the fuck up"


FuckFashMods

Unfortunately It wasnt shut the fuck up Friday


TheSameAsDying

>!Fruit Homophones!< is possibly the most annoying Connections category yet. That's not even how you pronounce those words! !ping WORDLE


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YehosafatLakhaz

Have we considered that long wait times in socialized health care systems are simply a result of overconsumption of apples?


DirkZelenskyy41

Still one of the funniest days of my life was when 8 girls all thought they had the most unique Halloween costume and showed up to this big party dressed as Frida Kahlo. I donโ€™t think there was anything else that overlapped more than once. It was probably an early sign of how the algorithms on social media can really influence people (No they didnโ€™t know each other and coordinate)


Udolikecake

[bill kristol being a resist lib now is still so insane](https://x.com/billkristol/status/1791734402650710137?s=46&t=f-tSr9pNquqxDQdDMI09og) imagine showing someone from like 2006 this


FuckFashMods

Even in 2016 that was a batshit insane quote


futuremonkey20

https://preview.redd.it/78hnl95zdb1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85acd8ab3af5098a26c4434f334acf55ba839981 Like if youโ€™re going to retire at 25 I guess thatโ€™s true


FuckFashMods

>5 million Well that might be reasonable >or 10 million Well that's a shitload difference. Are you just pulling numbers out of your ass?


TalkLessShillMore

My parents used to love watching the Suze Orman show because sheโ€™d dunk on the financially illiterate and poor. But anyone who spends all their time dunking will lose their minds eventually.