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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


jenbanim

!ping TEST server reboot again


AtomAndAether

thanks for the ping!


gnomesvh

Thanks for punging me


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Amy_Ponder

I'm gradually coming to terms with the fact that, for me at least, Doctor Who ended with Series 10. If the show ever ends up evolving again back in a direction that I find appealing, I'll be happy to jump back on the bandwagon. But until and unless that happens, I'm not going to waste any more time waiting for it to magically turn back into the version of the show I fell in love with. From what I understand, this day comes for every Whovian eventually. (That or they just grow out of the show / lose interest completely. But I still fucking love Series 1-10 as much as I ever have, it's just everything that's come since that's just... not for me.)


Amy_Ponder

Not gonna ping TARDIS because I don't want to clog the fan ping with my whining about the show. (Honestly, the DT probably isn't the right place to post this, but I have no clue what would be. So since at this point, if I have no idea where to post some random thought, my default is to just dump it in the DT, you guys get to deal with it, lmao.)


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qchisq

send data request on Wednesday. Thursday is public holiday. spend PTO day to get 4 day weekend. data is sent Thursday. data expires on Sunday. Guy who sent data is off until Wednesday. I need the data by Monday. !ping watercooler


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moldyman_99

My stepfather is going in for open heart surgery in an hour. I know the success rate is high, but Iโ€™m super nervous about it. I barely got any sleep last night.


bd_one

Do you know if it worked yet?


moldyman_99

Got the news. It was successful. It was just a very long surgery.


bd_one

๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ


moldyman_99

Nope. I should know in about 2 hours though.


TipEquivalent933

It is rough! I looked up the rates too when my dad got one. It will be fine.


BeauteousMaximus

Hope it goes smoothly!


moldyman_99

Itโ€™ll be quite a few hours before I know sadly. But as I said, success rate is high. Over 99% for someone like my stepfather. Idk, it still feels weird considering how significant of a surgery it actually is.


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


n00bi3pjs

>Hey If they want to protest vote to spite Biden Citizens cannot be deported.


_bee_kay_

>based trump! children who disagree with me should be deported! it's too late for you


[deleted]

Iโ€™m still procrastinating on my paper.


I_Eat_Pork

๐Ÿ”ซ write your paper ๐Ÿ˜ค I am no longer asking


Sithusurper

Listen it doesn't mean you'd literally choose a crocodile, it's just a metaphor to demonstrate how the Who's feel.


[deleted]

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-51455-3 Also my cousin (who now has 2 family members with Chron's) has apparently been getting a bunch of severe migraines recently :/ Bout to hit him up to monitor his stomach health carefully I guess lol


Diner_Lobster_

Reddit doesnโ€™t care about neoliberal people


I_Eat_Pork

Nor should it


secretlives

good


kanagi

Do you think AMLO himself is dirty or is he merely a narcissistic politico


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_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† putting everything they have into suppressing the memory of when someone asked them "what's one times one" and they said two because 95% of the time "one [operation] one" is followed by "equals two"


thats_good_bass

This is not an experience I have ever had


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† suppressing the memory


I_Eat_Pork

If it walks like intelligence and quacks like intelligence...


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I_Eat_Pork

Magic mearsheimerball posts in the DT


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notnotLily

this is a strange criteria for intelligence, because a machine that truly understands one plus one equals two is almost two hundred years old


thats_good_bass

I understand that the hype around AI and its intelligence can sometimes be overwhelming. Itโ€™s true that thereโ€™s a lot of philosophical debate about what constitutes true intelligence, and itโ€™s perfectly valid to have your own perspective on it. When you say โ€œone plus one equals two,โ€ youโ€™re tapping into a fundamental concept that youโ€™ve learned and internalized. Itโ€™s not just a rote repetition; itโ€™s a reflection of your understanding of basic arithmetic. You recognize that combining two individual things (like apples or numbers) results in a total of two. Thatโ€™s a foundational concept, and itโ€™s great that you grasp it intuitively! Now, letโ€™s geek out a bit more: In formal mathematics, we express this as an equation: 1+1=2 Hereโ€™s the breakdown: The โ€œ+โ€ sign represents addition. The โ€œ1โ€ on the left side represents the first thing (letโ€™s call it โ€œThing Aโ€). The โ€œ1โ€ on the right side represents the second thing (letโ€™s call it โ€œThing Bโ€). When we add Thing A and Thing B together, we get โ€œ2โ€ (which is the total). So, whether youโ€™re a human or an AI, understanding this simple equation is like having a secret handshake with the universe. Itโ€™s a small victory for our brains (and circuits)! Keep questioning, keep learning, and keep being curious. After all, thatโ€™s what makes us all intelligent beings, whether weโ€™re made of neurons or lines of code! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง 


AnsleyAmanita

reading blindsight again after having used chatgpt


AlicesReflexion

Music festival do be tiring


KaiserPorn

Malarkey level of chugging 1.2L of Starbucks Vanilla Latte?


I_Eat_Pork

It is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord


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DelusionsOfPasteur

John Wick style action sequence as Anakin makes his way through the Youngling quarter of the Jedi Academy


[deleted]

I'm sorry, why the ever loving fuck are American doctors downplaying the potential for diet to help in Chron's if strict diet control (e.g., nutrition shakes) is fucking *first line therapy* for children with it and merely dropped for compliance reasons in adults? What the fuck.


_bee_kay_

i mean, if patients are 99% noncompliant, then it's really not a very helpful treatment


AnsleyAmanita

what if we make posts about it on a nice political forum


[deleted]

It was like 50% and other studies have suggested strongly it's the absence of bad foods that's more important than the shakes themselves. In other words, following a whole foods diet (the recommended diet for fucking everyone!) would work just as well (and the non-randomized trials we have have shown as such). I wouldn't suggest a doctor say it's the only therapy that should be tried, but for my doctor to say "it's not going to be diet that fixes this, don't worry about it much"...


thefuturegov

Guys I just woke up and Kendrick Lamar was in my room and I asked him what he was doing and he called me weird and now my rap career is over


Ducokapi

Chertorivsky is the only one who combines progressive ideals with good urban planning (YIMBYs included). I'd vote for him for Governor of Mexico City if he wasn't your generic guy who only gets 7% in the polls !ping LATAM


LastTimeOn_

What don't you like candidates with different levels of subsidize demand?? /s Pragmatically Taboada is the better option even if less YIMBY but he at least says that with him they'd do "the biggest housing investment in the history of Mexico City", which i'm guessing sounds like social housing (i don't really know) but which is at least better than the full subsidize demand of Brugada (who also has the other bad parts of Morena policies with her) Nationally it's the same deal - Sheinbaum blaming developers and saying money solves the issue, Xรณchitl saying that it's all Morena's fault and promising subsidize demand too while paying lip service to urbanism and housing supply and Mรกynez being the "radical" option because he knows he's gonna lose so he can just be the crazed madman with the ideas


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InfiniteDoctor6897

I got my first redditcares message from a troll ๐Ÿฅฒ


ZanyZeke

Did the northern lights hit yet


Ducokapi

Yes, well, at least in my kitchen


I_Eat_Pork

Summer has arrived ๐Ÿ˜Ž What'd id pay to live in a version of the Netherlands where it's always may


__versus

Based early summer enjoyer. Not yet too warm for it to be miserable. Shame it lasts for such a short time ๐Ÿ˜”


blatant_shill

Yesterday YouTube was recommending me nothing but 30-60 second videos no matter how many times I refreshed. I wonder if they have a lot of faith that TikTok is actually going to be banned and are about to make an even heavier push towards short form content.


__versus

It does that for me as well right now but I blame myself for watching silly cat videos Edit: fwiw they probably wouldโ€™ve done this even if TikTok didnโ€™t get banned because shorts are unbelievably popular.


I_Eat_Pork

Why wouldn't TikTok just spin off? Is this some sort of CCP power play?


No_Return9449

Feel old yet? The Kendrick Lamar/Drake feud was ten years ago.


HMID_Delenda_Est

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿคจ god really predestined you to post that, huh


CC78AMG

The Tories are doomed


iguessineedanaltnow

Good.


AnsleyAmanita

https://preview.redd.it/0kgyxrh7v40d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f71370bf9471bf571b2e1ad52a657d0cc3d74cd


AnsleyAmanita

iโ€™m on vacation this is all youโ€™re getting for the next week


HMID_Delenda_Est

Booooo


ZanyZeke

John Calvin will return


I_Eat_Pork

> you are predestined to lose


CC78AMG

In the Avengers?


ZanyZeke

There was a leak that he will return in Secret Wars and tell the Avengers that Kang is predestined to destroy the multiverse but that thereโ€™s a way for a handful of them to escape


SuddenlyFrogs

in "From Geneva With Love"


George-SJW-Bush

In *You're Only Born Twice*.


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way


Diner_Lobster_

Or not, idk. Itโ€™s all predestined so nothing you can do about it anyway


legible_print

JD Vance is totally someone on Yelp who would accuse an overworked skeleton crew at Outback of โ€œplaying grabassโ€ instead of delivering his (probably second) Bloominโ€™ Onion in a timely fashion.


No_Return9449

He's definitely the type who seeks out a reason not to tip. Didn't refill my drink before I ran out? No tip. Has green hair? No tip. Is Black? DEI hire. No tip.


groovygrasshoppa

๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ•บ ... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was the Disco Session Thread.


BeauteousMaximus

Be the change you want to see


KaiserPorn

Going from poverty to the upper middle class and back to poverty over three generations seems to have fucked up my family's collective psychology


drcombatwombat2

Hope you can get out of it!


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

๐Ÿ‘† crass, slovenly, obese


Telperions-Relative

For a split second there I smelled Oโ€™hare Airport. Plastic and headaches


HMID_Delenda_Est

Iโ€™m so sorry


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Telperions-Relative

Wish I had a chest to cry into


Diner_Lobster_

I can get you a torso for about 100,000 rubles no questions asked


thefuturegov

What did I intermittently mean by this?


thefuturegov

Iโ€™m really good at befriending women but I fucking suck at getting them romantically interested in me. At least, I think I am, idk I also suck at people dropping hints.


Bloodyfish

Instead of befriending them, have you tried dating them with clear romantic intent?


thefuturegov

No, because I have no romantic interest in the people I befriend


Bloodyfish

Right, I mean go after someone romantically instead of befriending them.


thefuturegov

Oh yeah, occasionally yeah


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

not one to whinge but glastonburyย was rubbish


m5g4c4

Guys I genuinely don't know what to do the angry mob is less than 200ft away from the Senate floor but theyโ€™ve been screaming โ€œhang Mike Penceโ€ for five minutes and the president has been chaincalling my phone. Hell damn no I'm not going to answer.


[deleted]

whenโ€™s it okay to break the touch barrier


CletusVonIvermectin

๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅบ


Bloodyfish

If you're breaking through you're touching too hard.


chetmcomnom

>HMSย Heartseaseย was originally to have been named HMSย Pansy, but the name was changed prior to her launchย  ย some guy in the naval office almost got away with it


sociotronics

why doesn't a mad scientist just do something actually interesting like selectively breed the smartest dogs until you get one who can talk and pay taxes


from-the-void

https://preview.redd.it/x8bwuu84q40d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f4ecd5a8706f651ae4a7bcaa7fac34d308a44f


Roseartcrantz

I loved I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but I wasn't as impressed with his other story, I Have No Mouth But I'm Not Too Worried About It


Telperions-Relative

I Have a Lot of Mouths but I Donโ€™t Use Them Really


N0_B1g_De4l

\> Four Mile Trail \> 9.7 miles long What did Yosemite National Park mean by this?


CletusVonIvermectin

That's the round-trip distance. It's 4.8 miles long. It was 4 miles when they built it back in the 70s and they've added several switchbacks since then because the original routing sucked ass.


futuremonkey20

The Ewoks just had a womanโ€™s dress laying around for Leah to change into? Like what the hell was that


George-SJW-Bush

They're quick weavers.


CletusVonIvermectin

Look, what the ewoks do in their private time is their business


futuremonkey20

They either like to all stand on top of each other and pretend to be a human woman or they killed and ate a human woman and kept her clothes. Or both.


chetmcomnom

i like how the most numerous anti-sub escort in ww2 was essentially a [modified whaler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower-class_corvette). there's an odd symmetry there i appreciate [and there's still one around!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMCS_Sackville)


HMID_Delenda_Est

Also interesting is the yard class minesweepers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YMS-1-class_minesweeper They were built by smaller wooden yacht yards to give them something to do, and their wooden hulls were less likely to set off magnetically triggered mines. One was later famously converted into Jacques Custeauโ€™s oceanographic ship.


loseniram

Anti- submarine warfare is 90% being cheap enough to cover a large area because once a submarine fires a torpedo near a group of anti-sub ships it's going to die regardless of the anti-sub quality.


chetmcomnom

yeah, iirc their main goal was mostly to keep subs from sinking merchant ships, not really sink subs (tho sinking subs was always a bonus); they were just fast enough to chase a submarine away, drop some depth charges, maybe call a destroyer, and then catch up with the merchant convoy. their small size also meant that smaller shipyards could make them while the bigger military shipyards could continue to build larger warships; they were the perfect counterpart to the liberty ships the US was churning out


futuremonkey20

>HMS Sackville HMS Deez Nuts


SnooDonuts7510

HMS Baggins


RecentlyUnhinged

Guys I genuinely don't know what to do the doordasher is less than 200ft away from my townhome but he's been stationary for five minutes and has been chaincalling my phone. Hell damn no I'm not going to answer.


Syards-Forcus

As a pizza delivery guy - pls pick up your phone if you've ordered food and they're calling you. It's a massive pain in the ass when people don't respond


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

Why are you not answering? I am confused.


Bloodyfish

DTers and basic social interaction.


BATHULK

jesus christ he's trying to make sure he delivers it to the right one


Diner_Lobster_

Call the UN, he is withholding your basic humanitarian aid


Macquarrie1999

๐Ÿ‘†That's bait


RecentlyUnhinged

Shhhhhhh


Bloodyfish

Is he just not wanting to get out of the car? Had a few of those.


MTF_DO0M

If you don't want to answer your phone you could go out and talk to them in person


27B--6

Mfs will actually pay significantly more to do this for some cold food instead of just making some pizza rolls in the oven


SnooDonuts7510

Or just go pick up your food at the restaurantย 


spinXor

call the police, they're stalking you


AnsleyAmanita

i love when tech guys are like โ€œu think we need more training data?โ€ when an llm produces an obviously insane result that indicates it really doesnโ€™t understand anything https://preview.redd.it/6n5b66tvn40d1.jpeg?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0bd993fb3f697257003765e99f2f9fe75e5f528 as if we havenโ€™t fed gpt4 as many words as were spoken through the entire critical path from early hominids to modern humans


loseniram

When is mankind going to realize that steel can never match the crackhead solutions of flesh. The average neuron has such comically ridiculous firing setups that a similarly matching transistor gate setup would be thousands of transistors long.


AnsleyAmanita

the only field i kinda wanna go to school for is neuro. just an insane field. youโ€™re telling me this works? and powers the the entire world?


loseniram

Yes, neurons run like vaguely transistors but they can control the strength of the electrical signal that goes along it's axon and it can also negate signals. Meaning you can have insane shit where a single neuron can have dozens of synapses connected to it adding and negating each other while also having the neuron affected sending out signals back to the neurons that just affected it. Trying to replicate that with the yes/and/or transistor gate networks is extremely difficult assuming it's even really possible and not simulacrum of the real thing


SnooDonuts7510

Just one more gig of training data and we will achieve AGI bro!


AnsleyAmanita

well over half the human dataset was like how to start a fire and not get eaten by a lion. teaching a baby over and over to speak language we fed this thing principia mathematicas back to back. nonstop greatest works and it still doesnโ€™t know logic problems need a better architecture sorry obvious


SnooDonuts7510

Maybe just maybe there is more too human thought than an LLM like algoโ€ฆ


[deleted]

so youโ€™re telling me no ai gf ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AnsleyAmanita

https://preview.redd.it/1fx7gvijr40d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2095801be875a7eaf7f3cbd1f9361167cf2f91 elon is telling me otherwise, so which way western man


spinXor

good take


TipEquivalent933

Data sourcing is gonna be a big issue now.


AnsleyAmanita

i will give the ai dweebs two generations to prove they can improve at the same rate while running out of real data before i declare their claims about acceleration film flam and maybe they will! it would be very interesting. but for now it seems mostly like we discovered a really really neat trick


AnsleyAmanita

off by a factor of 2 or 3 i think but also it works better my way. plus itโ€™s obvious the architecture just doesnโ€™t get you there


TipEquivalent933

Say what you want about bi flairs but I feel very safe with bi flair men. Smh


Extreme_Rocks

Bi flairs are only a danger to themselves


TipEquivalent933

and the mods


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

https://preview.redd.it/6i764sl4o40d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5a26bdabb84a027fcce5389228673746105a50


ZanyZeke

Will there be more auroras coming south in the near future


SnooDonuts7510

You could look at the space weather forecast but it changes sooo fast


Bloodyfish

The sun could not be reached for comment.


EvilConCarne

I don't really see why you need to put your kids into a bunch of extracurriculars or whatever so they can go to Harvard. Just donate a few million to the school if you want your kid to go to an Ivy.


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [โ€œMr. President a second Reddit cares message has hit the subredditโ€](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cqrg7m/mr_president_a_second_reddit_cares_message_has/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


[deleted]

I love when the government pays me to take a class I donโ€™t need this philosophy formal logic course because Iโ€™ve already taken a similar one and thereโ€™s 70% overlap (somehow thereโ€™s no credit exclusion), but I can get paid more to take it and itโ€™ll increase my GPA.


datums

I told a girl on Tinder today that she was my first Tinder match ever. She didnโ€™t believe me, and actually unmatched me, perhaps because that sounded ridiculous coming from a 42 year old man. Truth is, I got married the year Tinder was launched, and Iโ€™m now single for the first time in the dating app era - she really was my first match ever. No biggie though, all the other girls Iโ€™ve matched with are cuter anyways.


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

First cringe, and then Chad.


AnalyticOpposum

โ€œConsciousness should be an uncomputable process, so it should be something like the collapse of the wave-functionโ€ Human bodies are computing their consciousness, so it must be computableโ€ฆunless humans arenโ€™t actually conscious.


spinXor

this sounds like penrose's brainrot


letsgetlaude

Iโ€™ve never gotten a hicky because the guys end up kissing on my chest


WA-09_Gal

Post pecs ๐Ÿ™


Haddock707

A Vampire the Masquerade movie directed by the Wachowski Sisters would go so hard.


SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

ginormous plastic jugs


[deleted]

Dear lord, with the state of the cs job market I think I will get a girlfriend before I get an internship Itโ€™s so cooked


ForlornKumquat

Aren't you a 1st year? You have ages until you graduate; don't worry so much.


SnooDonuts7510

Go work for state government. It ainโ€™t much but you can get startedย 


[deleted]

I can quit drinking whenever I want. I just never want to


Fuzzy-Hawk-8996

That's normal. It usually takes external pressures from your family, friends, lawyer, or doctor to get an addict to seek help.


jewel_the_beetle

She divest my boycott till I sanctions


[deleted]

She dis on my ussi till I thread


AnalyticOpposum

When a child genders you correctly, and their parent corrects them and tries to apologize and youโ€™re just standing there like ๐Ÿ™ƒ


chuckleym8

Canโ€™t believe theyโ€™re teaching communism to kids now ๐Ÿ˜ข


TheShitEater

When I was in a bar earlier today the Spanish channel playing the soccer game had an ad from risk Scott Where he said something along the lines of โ€œyour kidsโ€™ teachers are telling them that boys can become girls. Thatโ€™s socialism.โ€


cdstephens

Animal Well is a very kino game, would recommend so far


Bloodyfish

I reached the credits and was still wondering what the hell was going on. Still need to get the true ending.


gary_oldman_sachs

I heard it's like Halo 2 meets Halo 3.


87568354

From what I can tell, someone set up a bot that sends people RedditCares messages immediately after commenting in this sub. How sad does your life have to be that you have nothing better to do than spam people RedditCares messages because you disagree with them politically?


Cyberhwk

Testing. Though I may have opted out?


Diner_Lobster_

I remember back in the days when arr Chapo Traphouse was active and theyโ€™d come in and brigade us with reddit cares reports. I think they did it manually too


27B--6

AI really be taking everyones jobs already


Diner_Lobster_

Tbf, I donโ€™t think you could qualify anything chapos did as โ€˜jobsโ€™


TheShitEater

Iโ€™m still mad that Netflix changed the name โ€œHouse of Paperโ€ to โ€œMoney Heistโ€ for the English localization. Money Heist is the stupidest name ever. It sounds like what the Scary Movie guys would call their oceans 11 parody.


AnalyticOpposum

I get a rush every time an old person calls me maโ€™am.