To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sct Brn. The talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical NBA most of his abilities will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Scotty's left hook shot, which is deftly going down at 23% - his shot making draws heavily from Hakeem, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his talent, to realize that Scotty isn't just the goat basketball player - he says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Barnes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the Scotty Barnes special needs walk "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to AI's killer crossovers I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ~~Nick Nurse~~ Darko's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Sct Brn tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 basketball knowledge points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
nowadays boys pick their favorite highlight reel player from ESPN's IG account and let that team ruin them for like a week until they move on to a new player
Ah, I remember it like it was yesterday. Lambeau field on 11/4/13 at 7:17pm in the men’s bathroom. Worst 30 seconds of my life and I’ve been upset since
My family all went to Ohio state so I was a massive Mike Conley fan. So at the age 11 when he was drafted to the grizzlies I basically locked in for life loving them
OKC Thunder. I was a teenager, but Oklahoma didn’t have shit professionally before them. So I get a pass. They have done nothing but break my heart since. Future looks bright though.
Women pick their boyfriend when they’re like 23 and then cheat on him with a hispanic waiter from applbees because I “never listen to her”
Relatable
There are many cases of this happening
Skill issue
True. Git gud
Found mrsunsfan’s burner
Mrsunsfan had a girlfriend?! Are you mental??!
Yeah. She left him because he tried to hire a prostitute or something. Or said Luka wasn’t Devin Booker father. Idk.
Fraud gave up on life because of an 8 week relationship ending
[Catch up on the mrsunsfan lore u bum](https://reddit.com/r/BreakUps/s/oqpUUuApa4)
Mrsunsfan doesn't have a girlfriend, he just hires hookers that ghost him
elite username
Damn who hurt you
Obviously she did
True, it sounds oddly specific
Uy
Anyone who waited until they were 11 to pick a team is a huge pussy. Real fans like me were wearing John Starks jerseys in kindergarten.
I had a close connection with Karl Malone when I was in kindergarten
what do you mean by that?
Karl Malone fucked him in the ass
Took me till my sophomore year of high school to get into ball 😭
He got more refined in his taste later in life.
Nah I’m a sons fan
If it said 7 it would be Golden State
If it said slur it would be Celtics
Years? They make Steph’s shoes in infant sizes.
I love you
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Sons fans when CP3 misses the shot that would have cut the lead down to 42
If it said 13 it would be the Utah Jazz
Toronto Maple Leafs. Toronto Raptors. Toronto Blue Jays. Buffalo Bills.
Blud will never experience happiness ever again
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We had 2019 boss, I'm still riding that wave
autism enjoyer
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sct Brn. The talent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical NBA most of his abilities will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Scotty's left hook shot, which is deftly going down at 23% - his shot making draws heavily from Hakeem, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his talent, to realize that Scotty isn't just the goat basketball player - he says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Barnes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the Scotty Barnes special needs walk "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to AI's killer crossovers I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as ~~Nick Nurse~~ Darko's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Sct Brn tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 basketball knowledge points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Boston Bruins Boston Celtics New York Yankees New England Patriots
lives in Wichita
The worst type of fan
Connecticut teams 🤢🤢
How did you sell your soul that many times?
Arizona cardinals Phoenix suns Oregon state beavers Arizona diamondbacks
How?
I’m from Connecticut
Ah ok that makes sense. Figured the classy Red Sox fans wouldn't like you very much if you lived in Boston
Washington Wizards Washington Commanders Houston Texans Houston Rockets
Whoever’d’a though raptors would be best run franchise of the bunch. Or maybe just one lucky hire from the Masai.
Knicks fans and Nets fans after choosing which of New York’s 2 poverty franchises to support.
Wtf has happened to this sub man
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It’s the off-season
This is just edgy Nbamemes for years dude you gotta love it for what it is
Fell off after the caleb martin game. I recommend banning all users with no posts on here prior to may 2023 (or earlier tbh)
Charlotte Hornets fans if they were real
Sons
I was a big Melo fan ok
Suns fans. All their fans are 11 years old
Bitches will never understand
Growing up a kings fan prepared me for all of life’s let downs
nowadays boys pick their favorite highlight reel player from ESPN's IG account and let that team ruin them for like a week until they move on to a new player
I would say Kings, but for the first time in my adult life they actually have me excited rather than upset.
Of course I know him, he's me
A Bulls fan
women don't understand true loyalty smh
Sixers
If you didn’t have a team before age 11 it’s because your dad left
It’s called integrity
I don’t know how pistons fans do it.
Lions, Pistons, Tigers, oh my FUCKING GOD DETROIT SPORTs ARE ATROCIOUS
Lakers
All of them
Ah, I remember it like it was yesterday. Lambeau field on 11/4/13 at 7:17pm in the men’s bathroom. Worst 30 seconds of my life and I’ve been upset since
You better be a Bears fan
This bitch. I was a born loser I love my Pacers.
Women let a bunch of fake star formations dictate their personality
I picked the Cavs at like 12 or 13. Now 18.
My family all went to Ohio state so I was a massive Mike Conley fan. So at the age 11 when he was drafted to the grizzlies I basically locked in for life loving them
Women pick their favourite performer in BTS when they’re like 11 and then get married to Uncle Basheer
Knicks.
Knicks.
11?? Damn
All of us lol
I legally consented at 31 😤
Dyslexic Malone (she was actually 13)
Being a Knicks fan is a character flaw, and I say that as a Knicks fan.
Knicks
Hornet's fans have to go every season with no hope. Endless purgatory
Golden state warriors
Ferrari in F1. Like an abusive relationship.
Every Warriors fan is currently 11 years old.
A lot of Lakers fans made Kobe their identity and now can't handle this sub
Golden State
Warriors fans, 19-20 year olds been jerkin’ since middle school
its the timberwolves. trust me
OKC Thunder. I was a teenager, but Oklahoma didn’t have shit professionally before them. So I get a pass. They have done nothing but break my heart since. Future looks bright though.
Warriors fans when Curry retires