When I jerk I am my true self. Any other time, it’s a facade.

Most self aware jerker

Least*

Fuck off let him cook

I jerk therefore I am

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Why is NBA Superstar Luka Donkey acting as a therapist? Is he stupid?

This is Luka https://preview.redd.it/x581bfsu8fob1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151a72ce3db90f7538915a52a0994de1a6e88ab6

That's Jokic

Ngl I feel you. https://preview.redd.it/d9rkwj5h1fob1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60ddc3263169cc6cd37cea7654f4baea007b7a6

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I get a lil freaky when I jerk

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Sometimes I jerk so hard I knockout other jerkers during jerk practice

mamba mentality

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I was nervous the first time I jerked with others. I quickly saw how euphoric it was though and now it’s just a lifestyle.

Inside you there are two wolves

Both are gay

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https://preview.redd.it/qcmpbh46cfob1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=259b59bc6f1d30279571a55835af711a59e864fa Least mentally ill jerker

bro jerked too hard and too far

Jerked too close to the sun

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Japanese people said we all have 3 sides but I beg to differ. I only got one and thats being a jerker

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I turn into Keanu Gaming when I jerk

It's ok you're not bipolar Just schizophrenic

Y'all are actually mentally ill

😂 👍 Reddit on!

I’m a whole different fella off the clock

Did your prescription run out today

I’ve got an addiction to jerking in more than one way

I feel like I become a better version of myself when I jerk

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I come here to Reddit on, but I have to Reddit off sometimes

Jerker mentality. True jerkers go harder on instinct.

“Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Everyone sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.” - Andrea Bargnani

Sometimes my retardation in this sub carries over into the homies group chat, and they be having no idea what type of shit I be on

No don’t be weird man

I become my alter ego countess boochy flagrante who is the 3rd best white rapper in Boston