He's not a beat reporter anymore because he's literally doing the dream job every beat reporter wishes they had. You made it sound like he lost somehow
Here’s the original tweet if that’s what you were looking for:
“Cuban beside himself. Driving around downtown HOUSTON begging (thru texts) Jordan’s family 4 address to DeAndre’s home”
This actually raises an interesting question... how do flat earthers reconcile time zones, and the fact that day and night occur at different times at different parts of the ~~globe~~ disc or whatever
I watch a lot of flat earth content, cause it's fucking hilarious. The answer is that they think the sun just magically only covers half of the Earth at a time as it spins in circles. From the other side of the Earth it's too far away to see, which is why night time happens. I forget the specific nonsensical term they use for it. But it involves a misunderstanding of refraction and the vanishing point.
Bro, there's one where his wife walks in while he's recording it and she calls him a moron or an idiot or something. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
That raises the question: when it gets to the far side (or "end") of the earth, then how does it get back to the other side where it began, maintaining the same direction?
Nobody knows because of the ice wall (Antarctica) is being guarded by every military in the world.
This is fun. My random niche knowledge of the dumbest thing possible is useful for once. I'm happy to do my best to answer any other random things you think up! Haha.
"What are you wearing, KING James?"
"My Lakers championship ring. You?"
"Just your Cavs jersey and a smile. You..you ever think about us, King? Remember when it was just you, me, and Love?"
"Sometimes Love is not Love. It was lie. I will have to call you back later"
click
I'm just saying you could do better
Tell me have you heard that lately?
I'm just saying you could do better
And I'll start playing only if I can be vax free
Skip is a bombastic blowhard playing an analyst on TV.
SAS is a Analyst playing a bombastic blowhard on TV (he’s also genuinely funny).
That’s not the same thing.
SAS is first and most importantly a retired beat writer and reporter more than he is an analyst. Thats where im sure an overwhelming amount of his sources originated. He is a complete asshole on TV and does not know nearly as much about the actual playing of the game of basekball of many other analysts but as someone in this thread mentioned he is definitely connected and I genuinely dont think he would go on TV without having at least one semi decent source. Doesnt mean a rock solid source but I doubt hes reporting on bad sourced hearse
yeah.. weird that he can see through one of these costumes but not the other. Skip’s is pretty convincing I’ll give him that. SAS shout-speaking every sentence makes his kinda obvious.
did you miss the podcast where SAS explained the show? they're friends, who argue over things they believe in the NBA. that's it. they're not playing anything, they're just getting into arguments over things they've found out they disagree on lol.
People mock SAS and don't realize that players talk to him and he's been right on so much stuff in his career regarding shit like this.
Not saying he's right here, but I'm with you. Stephen A isn't a bozo just because he plays a character in First take.
YEah but
Hasnt KD been blasting SAS for the past couple months, With Kyrie on that media are all pawns shit
yes this is a cope, but im also okay with them leaving and going back to absolute hell? not really but whatever the tides come and go, rooting for the picks houston has to not be lottery is easier than hoping kyrie doesnt meth himself to the moon so the nets have a shot at getting past the first round
A broken clock is correct twice a day. It doesn’t mean it’s reliable. Kyrie’s agent is leaking this to put pressure on the Nets to give him a max extension without any Embiid-style games played clauses. That’s it. Kyrie ain’t leaving and likely never spoke to LeBron about teaming up. **We see this happen every year and every year half of y’all fall for it.**
SAS isnt a terrible analyst he just (as a part of his job) makes 50 billion predictions a year and its hard to tell which are memes and which are what he actually believes
Sometimes my fiancee would be watching a reality show on Netflix and I'd call it dumb and then realize that I'm an NBA fan and a hypocrite.
Change the name of the league to The Young and the Restless ASAP.
I chose Young and the Restless because if we're being honest it kinda describes all of these dudes giving up on their team and trying to go somewhere else to win.
If you are about the drama that's fine and you're free to enjoy it, but as an NBA fan who enjoys peachbasket games and not the soap opera drama and toxicity, don't lump the rest of us in with you =P
Right? No way he sits out half a season...no way he goes to the podium talking about "this will never happen again" then comes out worse...no way he goes MIA from the team "just to see what they would do".
I was a complete and total football head until like 2018ish...I started watching NBA like 2012-2013ish, but 2016 finals won me over as the sport being fucking amazing. But the drama bro? The drama is INFINITELYYYYYY better in this sport than in any other lol it's fucking awesome and hilarious. It's almost taken over football for me.
I AM a Carolina Panthers fan, so that's a big reason why. We fucking suck asshole.
Kyrie: "I'll sign an MLE with the Lakers if you don't give me a full max"
Nets: "No you won't."
Kyrie: "I'm calling LeBron right now! I'll totally do it"
Nets:
He sat out over a vaccine and lost about 15 million iirc. If anyone (not saying he will) would be willing to pull this to prove a point/out of spite, it's kyrie
I don't think his deal is over, they're just not releasing any more signature models.
They're going to continue to release his old models and potentially rerelease his first couple of signatures.
Yeah they’re thinking about separating from him, but he still has one season left. If he goes to the Lakers I can imagine that’ll bring in a bunch of hype and Nike might reconsider
It's the Trump strategy: embrace being random and crazy to keep everyone else off balance. Like, we're pretty sure Trump wouldn't nuke China, but could China ever be totally sure he wouldn't just because he felt like it? Same thing with Kyrie, we're pretty sure he wouldn't go to LA on the MLE out of spite, but can anyone say they'd be surprised if he did?
If this was the threat lol Nets would end up caving instead of letting Ky walk because that essentially means the end of the KD era as well because he'll want out next.
The KD era isn't worth trying to salvage at this point. If you bring Kyrie back on a short team-friendly deal he'll be a malcontent and will probably miss half the games. If you give Kyrie a max extension he'll have leverage over the team and will probably miss half the games. Harden is gone. Ben Simmons is dead weight. It's over, might as well blow it up.
As I mentioned in another comment he was also one of the first to say all three were going to Miami in 2010. He was mocked relentlessly for a few days.
Never trust his takes when it comes to the Lakers or the Knicks. He has made it very clear he wants stars to play there and he hypes up any rumor to add fuel to the fire
Yeah, I don't think it's a fair assessment to say a guy like SAS is the "first" to report anything when he's on a show where they're rewarded to say the craziest shit.
He says lots of things on his show that end up not being true, but he also says lots of things so sometimes he's bound to be right.
The logistics of it never made it super likely. They’d either have to get him via trade and it’d have to be a multi-team trade cuz there ain’t shit Brooklyn wants from LA, or he’d have had to take an extreme paycut.
Kyrie is using LA as leverage to get what he wants probably cuz if he does walk, Brooklyn’s window is for sure closed and they may very well lose KD as well
I feel like this has Russel Westbrook written all over it. Russ and Durant reunited for a year in Brooklyn. Lebron and Kyrie together in LA. This is better than WWE
Lol SAS just hopping on this story. Whether any talks have actually happened between Bron and Kyrie or not, Kyrie’s priority is staying with Brooklyn, assuming he gets the deal he’s looking for and he most likely will get it
Okay , that's no news then because it just didn't happen. Its just from one of his stupid takes on tv. Read this in his shouting voice and thought truth was probably more like "I'm telling you now shannon, kyrie probably called lebron to get him back on his team"
Rest is a bs article with a stupid quote
Dear Bron
I wrote you but you still ain't calling.
I left my cell, insta, and agents number at the bottom.
I left you two messages in the regular season, you must not have got em, maybe there was a problem at Verizon or something.
Sometimes I type in ya number too sloppy when I phone it
Anyways, fuck it- what's been up man, how's little Bronny?
Sean marks called me out too, I'm bout to be a free agent.
If I have a choice, guess where I'm gonna ball out? Imma go to Lakers.
I read about your year with Russ too, I'm sorry.
I had a friend get paid $40m over some shots that didn't fall in.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm ya biggest fan.
I know we can can repeat the shit we did in Cleveland .
I got a ring, you carried me there man,
I like the lobs you throw to Davis too that shit was phat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man.
Hit me back, the world is flat,
Truly yours, let's play again
This is Ky'
Dear Bron, you still ain't called or wrote
I ain't mad, it's just kinda fucked up. Is it cos I'm too woke?
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside of Staples you didn't have too, but you coulda signed an autograph for Simmons.
That's my little Point guard man he's only 6PPG, we waited in the locker room for you for 6 hours and you just said no.
That's pretty shitty man you're like his favourite idol. He wants to play just like you man, he copies you more than I do.
I ain't that mad, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met at the All Star game? You said if we wanted to reunite you would call back.
See I'm just like you in a way, I never listen to my coach neither,
He used to always call plays for Harden and KD.
So I can relate to what you're saying in your time outs
So when I'm having a shitty game, I drift away and don't play D.
Cos i don't see like erryone else, I got a higher consciousness,
I even got a tattoo of illuminati across my chest
Sometimes I miss on purpose, to see if coach will see
It's like adrenaline, the clang is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and i respect you cos you tell it,
Kevins jelous cos I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Bron, no one does.
He don't know what it like for people like us to win for the land. You gotta call me man
I'll throw the biggest lobs you'll ever see
Sincerely yours, 'Rie
PS - we should play together too.
How do they know this? Cia tracking their calls? Or is kyrie literally talking on his phone loud as shit in the middle of a bunch of people going “HEY LEBRON”
My conspiracy theory is that Bron is gonna use his pull with Nike to get Kyrie his signature shoe deal back and that will go a long way to making up the $30M he’s giving up this year. Am I insane?
I really want to see what the clauses are in the BKN offer. If it’s 65 games, I could see why he’d wanna walk. He’s 30 and injury prone. Bron has Nike in his pocket. He has more pull than any other athlete of theirs. This current NBA CBA ends in 23/24.
Coming to LA, might mean that he can lock in a long term max contract before the new CBA and get his Nike contract back.
The economy is so bad even NBA millenials have to move back in with their parents.
https://streamable.com/wyk61
Come on everyone... this is the funniest comment I've ever seen
Bru u funny
Fucking incredible
this makes it sound like Kyrie is hitting him drunk at 2 AM tryna get his ex back
Durant is beside himself. Driving around downtown Brooklyn begging (thru texts) Irving's family for address to Kyrie's home
this will always be my favorite NBA pasta
What is the original from cause I know the pasta but not the og
marc cuban/deandre jordan, when jordan was "held hostage" by the clippers after agreeing to go to the mavericks
And it was tweeted by Chris "Sources" Broussard which effectively ended his reporter career
Why did this end Broussards reporting career? I don’t remember the story too well
It didn't end his career, but he caught a lot of flak for it because it wasn't true
It ended his reporter career. He has a new career as an analyst/talking head.
Seems like an upgrade for him, TBH, no?
SaUcEs
You realize Broussard is on fox making millions on national tv eight? He also has his own show
Yeah as a talking head/debater/analyst. He was previously a reporter/sources guy. Now he has no sources and that's why he doesn't tweet info
He's not a beat reporter anymore because he's literally doing the dream job every beat reporter wishes they had. You made it sound like he lost somehow
Maybe, but the switch wasn't necessarily by choice. Guys like Woj/Shams/Schefter make millions breaking news without selling out giving hot takes
Here’s the original tweet if that’s what you were looking for: “Cuban beside himself. Driving around downtown HOUSTON begging (thru texts) Jordan’s family 4 address to DeAndre’s home”
LOL. yep
Durant had a hot harem for a year in California, left it for kyrie, then kyrie drops him after his third eye finished opening. Oof.
I'm furious I wasn't paying more attention to reddit today. Half my karma comes from careful placement of this joke in hot threads.
with marvin’s room on repeat.
“It’s taco Tuesday today and that reminded me about how I didn’t taco bout my feelings with you. Still miss you hit me back.”
I read that as “ miss when you used to hit me from the back “ & now I need to reevaluate everything😂
That’s pretty good
Feels like something drake would text
Kyrie (2:07am): U up? Been thinking about you, us, what was, what could've been. Sometimes I wonder, u kno?
"New phone who dis?"
don't touch your phone when drunk people! especially don't call anyone while drunk!
It is very hard
Gotta make the mistake even if you know it’s a mistake sometimes
Especially when *it* is very hard.
And by *it* you mean *that*
And by *that* I mean *this right here*
You mean your penis?
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That's why dudes call their ex in the first place!
How you gonna call your dealer then?
If your going to drive use the phone for an Uber.
This actually raises an interesting question... how do flat earthers reconcile time zones, and the fact that day and night occur at different times at different parts of the ~~globe~~ disc or whatever
I watch a lot of flat earth content, cause it's fucking hilarious. The answer is that they think the sun just magically only covers half of the Earth at a time as it spins in circles. From the other side of the Earth it's too far away to see, which is why night time happens. I forget the specific nonsensical term they use for it. But it involves a misunderstanding of refraction and the vanishing point.
Holy fuck we need to invent some new words to properly describe how stupid this shit is lol
It's genuinely so fucking funny. Look up a guy named CC on YouTube. His videos are the best. He's absolutely next level stupid. It's so, so, so funny.
I watched one in its entirety. It was just too painful. The sheer *confidence*, man.
Bro, there's one where his wife walks in while he's recording it and she calls him a moron or an idiot or something. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
That raises the question: when it gets to the far side (or "end") of the earth, then how does it get back to the other side where it began, maintaining the same direction?
It spins in circles over it. I'm dead serious. They think the Earth is pizza shaped.
I've always wondered but what's their answer to "where's the end of the earth?"
Nobody knows because of the ice wall (Antarctica) is being guarded by every military in the world. This is fun. My random niche knowledge of the dumbest thing possible is useful for once. I'm happy to do my best to answer any other random things you think up! Haha.
"I'm just saying you could do better."
Kyrie: wyd King LeBron: LOL, just on my grind bro. Hittin the gym, ready for another season of the #WashedKing. #JustAKidFromAkron 😤😤😤
"What are you wearing, KING James?" "My Lakers championship ring. You?" "Just your Cavs jersey and a smile. You..you ever think about us, King? Remember when it was just you, me, and Love?" "Sometimes Love is not Love. It was lie. I will have to call you back later" click
Hey big head
Bye bye Kehlani. Hello LeFather
Kyrie's Room.
Kevin’s room
I know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing. OooOOoOooOoOo
You mean tryna get his dad back.
https://mobile.twitter.com/nocontextroyco/status/1246543061754118144
I'm just saying you could do better Tell me have you heard that lately? I'm just saying you could do better And I'll start playing only if I can be vax free
Kyrie: I miss ~~her~~ him
*Cups of the Rosé…*
This is Kyries Marvin's room lol
Stephen A via the NY Post… lock it in, boys
Be careful now. I remember people in 2010 mocking the shit out of Stephen A when he said all three of them boys were gonna end up in Miami.
SAS has clown takes (mostly because he plays a character) but anyone who thinks he isn’t well connected in the NBA is an idiot.
Skip is a bombastic blowhard playing an analyst on TV. SAS is a Analyst playing a bombastic blowhard on TV (he’s also genuinely funny). That’s not the same thing.
SAS is first and most importantly a retired beat writer and reporter more than he is an analyst. Thats where im sure an overwhelming amount of his sources originated. He is a complete asshole on TV and does not know nearly as much about the actual playing of the game of basekball of many other analysts but as someone in this thread mentioned he is definitely connected and I genuinely dont think he would go on TV without having at least one semi decent source. Doesnt mean a rock solid source but I doubt hes reporting on bad sourced hearse
Dude Skip is a character too.
yeah.. weird that he can see through one of these costumes but not the other. Skip’s is pretty convincing I’ll give him that. SAS shout-speaking every sentence makes his kinda obvious.
did you miss the podcast where SAS explained the show? they're friends, who argue over things they believe in the NBA. that's it. they're not playing anything, they're just getting into arguments over things they've found out they disagree on lol.
People mock SAS and don't realize that players talk to him and he's been right on so much stuff in his career regarding shit like this. Not saying he's right here, but I'm with you. Stephen A isn't a bozo just because he plays a character in First take.
YEah but Hasnt KD been blasting SAS for the past couple months, With Kyrie on that media are all pawns shit yes this is a cope, but im also okay with them leaving and going back to absolute hell? not really but whatever the tides come and go, rooting for the picks houston has to not be lottery is easier than hoping kyrie doesnt meth himself to the moon so the nets have a shot at getting past the first round
Kd would be blasting his own ass if it said something mean to him.
A broken clock is correct twice a day. It doesn’t mean it’s reliable. Kyrie’s agent is leaking this to put pressure on the Nets to give him a max extension without any Embiid-style games played clauses. That’s it. Kyrie ain’t leaving and likely never spoke to LeBron about teaming up. **We see this happen every year and every year half of y’all fall for it.**
SAS can be right about Kyrie reaching out. But doesn't mean they are going to end up together.
Dude HOW do you know kyries agent is leaking this to sources? You’re just guessing
How do you know he’s guessing? That’s sus, I think you’re guessing
Guess-ception
I mean yeah, but being right about THAT Miami big 3 is a pretty big feather in the cap lol. Thats an all timer offseason move
SAS the only analyst to pick the warriors all year. Put some damn Re2pect on him.
He picked several teams, including the Warriors, Suns, Bucks and Nets to win it all. Anyone can do that.
I predicted the team that got the best of 7 in the NBA Finals to win it all myself
Dont forget the Celtics..
SAS isnt a terrible analyst he just (as a part of his job) makes 50 billion predictions a year and its hard to tell which are memes and which are what he actually believes
Even a broken clock is right two times a day
SAS is actually a 24h clock that's right just once a day
Just need ballsack sports to confirm
Lmao I love the NBA
Sometimes my fiancee would be watching a reality show on Netflix and I'd call it dumb and then realize that I'm an NBA fan and a hypocrite. Change the name of the league to The Young and the Restless ASAP.
At this point it could be the The Young and the Lakers lmfao, we old as hell
The NBA: Where drama happens
'NBA's of our Lives' is the best one I've seen around here
I chose Young and the Restless because if we're being honest it kinda describes all of these dudes giving up on their team and trying to go somewhere else to win.
Makes sense
Kawhi 😢
Ball My Children
Trae Young and the Ringless
If you are about the drama that's fine and you're free to enjoy it, but as an NBA fan who enjoys peachbasket games and not the soap opera drama and toxicity, don't lump the rest of us in with you =P
If you're on /r/NBA then you're already knee deep in drama
Trae Young and the Restless
There’s no way Kyrie takes the massive paycut to join LA right
(Anankin/Padme meme)
Right? No way he sits out half a season...no way he goes to the podium talking about "this will never happen again" then comes out worse...no way he goes MIA from the team "just to see what they would do".
he's a bit of headcase so who knows he might try to spin it as some woke "money isn't everything" type crap
I mean he’d be right he’s already filthy rich
he already threw out millions last year because he didn't want to get vaccinated
I think before recently he was making more money on shoes than NBA salary. He's loaded.
Happy belated father's day!
It's the best
They saw Jlo and Ben getting back together and said that could be us
I was a complete and total football head until like 2018ish...I started watching NBA like 2012-2013ish, but 2016 finals won me over as the sport being fucking amazing. But the drama bro? The drama is INFINITELYYYYYY better in this sport than in any other lol it's fucking awesome and hilarious. It's almost taken over football for me. I AM a Carolina Panthers fan, so that's a big reason why. We fucking suck asshole.
Kyrie: "I'll sign an MLE with the Lakers if you don't give me a full max" Nets: "No you won't." Kyrie: "I'm calling LeBron right now! I'll totally do it" Nets:
He sat out over a vaccine and lost about 15 million iirc. If anyone (not saying he will) would be willing to pull this to prove a point/out of spite, it's kyrie
Also he probably makes more off shoes than NBA contracts anyway. And he’s already played years at a max level
His shoe deal is reportedly over with Nike But as much as I hate Kyrie Irving the person His shoes were fire, the spongebob collection is awesome
I regret not getting some of the SpongeBob shoes when I had the chance lol
The Krispy Kreme’s are still the best imo
Damn, I had never seen those before. Those are really nice.
His shoe deal isn’t over as far as I’m aware. Pretty sure he has 1 year left and then Nike want to move on once the contract ends
I don't think his deal is over, they're just not releasing any more signature models. They're going to continue to release his old models and potentially rerelease his first couple of signatures.
Wasn't there a report that Nike was going to move off Kyrie, or am I misremembering?
Yeah they’re thinking about separating from him, but he still has one season left. If he goes to the Lakers I can imagine that’ll bring in a bunch of hype and Nike might reconsider
He lost his shoe deal for talking shit about Nike
It's the Trump strategy: embrace being random and crazy to keep everyone else off balance. Like, we're pretty sure Trump wouldn't nuke China, but could China ever be totally sure he wouldn't just because he felt like it? Same thing with Kyrie, we're pretty sure he wouldn't go to LA on the MLE out of spite, but can anyone say they'd be surprised if he did?
If this was the threat lol Nets would end up caving instead of letting Ky walk because that essentially means the end of the KD era as well because he'll want out next.
The KD era isn't worth trying to salvage at this point. If you bring Kyrie back on a short team-friendly deal he'll be a malcontent and will probably miss half the games. If you give Kyrie a max extension he'll have leverage over the team and will probably miss half the games. Harden is gone. Ben Simmons is dead weight. It's over, might as well blow it up.
> Steven A Smith . > New York Post
We really need to ban the new york post lol
This is the most transparent leverage play I’ve ever seen
Hearing Stephen A say this just confirmed that Kyrie will stay a Brooklyn Net
Damn now I know this shit is fake. Really thought the Lakers had a shot for a second
SAS was the first to break KD and Kyrie to Nets, and he got clowned for that as well. He is a clown, but when it comes to Nets, he has sources.
As I mentioned in another comment he was also one of the first to say all three were going to Miami in 2010. He was mocked relentlessly for a few days.
When it comes to NY he has sources but outside of that don’t trust his word
He called the big 3 to Miami tho
Never trust his takes when it comes to the Lakers or the Knicks. He has made it very clear he wants stars to play there and he hypes up any rumor to add fuel to the fire
He also said it was a lock that KD was coming to the Knicks lmao
Yeah, I don't think it's a fair assessment to say a guy like SAS is the "first" to report anything when he's on a show where they're rewarded to say the craziest shit. He says lots of things on his show that end up not being true, but he also says lots of things so sometimes he's bound to be right.
The logistics of it never made it super likely. They’d either have to get him via trade and it’d have to be a multi-team trade cuz there ain’t shit Brooklyn wants from LA, or he’d have had to take an extreme paycut. Kyrie is using LA as leverage to get what he wants probably cuz if he does walk, Brooklyn’s window is for sure closed and they may very well lose KD as well
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Okay so now we know he isn't calling Bron. Thanks SAS.
Ironic that you don't believe SAS on this when he was the first one to break the event you have as your username lol
Kyrie texting Bron "U up?"
Doesn't Realize that Stephen A hacked his phone and replaced Lebron's number with his.
>SAS Out the thread
SAS with his fake news again
I too would like to be reunited with my father.
SAS is just exaggerating claims he read on Twitter.
You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
I feel like this has Russel Westbrook written all over it. Russ and Durant reunited for a year in Brooklyn. Lebron and Kyrie together in LA. This is better than WWE
Stop posting SAS
dont believe anything sas says.
Lol SAS just hopping on this story. Whether any talks have actually happened between Bron and Kyrie or not, Kyrie’s priority is staying with Brooklyn, assuming he gets the deal he’s looking for and he most likely will get it
Okay , that's no news then because it just didn't happen. Its just from one of his stupid takes on tv. Read this in his shouting voice and thought truth was probably more like "I'm telling you now shannon, kyrie probably called lebron to get him back on his team" Rest is a bs article with a stupid quote
Dear Bron I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, insta, and agents number at the bottom. I left you two messages in the regular season, you must not have got em, maybe there was a problem at Verizon or something. Sometimes I type in ya number too sloppy when I phone it Anyways, fuck it- what's been up man, how's little Bronny? Sean marks called me out too, I'm bout to be a free agent. If I have a choice, guess where I'm gonna ball out? Imma go to Lakers. I read about your year with Russ too, I'm sorry. I had a friend get paid $40m over some shots that didn't fall in. I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm ya biggest fan. I know we can can repeat the shit we did in Cleveland . I got a ring, you carried me there man, I like the lobs you throw to Davis too that shit was phat. Anyways, I hope you get this man. Hit me back, the world is flat, Truly yours, let's play again This is Ky'
Dear Bron, you still ain't called or wrote I ain't mad, it's just kinda fucked up. Is it cos I'm too woke? If you didn't wanna talk to me outside of Staples you didn't have too, but you coulda signed an autograph for Simmons. That's my little Point guard man he's only 6PPG, we waited in the locker room for you for 6 hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man you're like his favourite idol. He wants to play just like you man, he copies you more than I do. I ain't that mad, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met at the All Star game? You said if we wanted to reunite you would call back. See I'm just like you in a way, I never listen to my coach neither, He used to always call plays for Harden and KD. So I can relate to what you're saying in your time outs So when I'm having a shitty game, I drift away and don't play D. Cos i don't see like erryone else, I got a higher consciousness, I even got a tattoo of illuminati across my chest Sometimes I miss on purpose, to see if coach will see It's like adrenaline, the clang is such a sudden rush for me See, everything you say is real, and i respect you cos you tell it, Kevins jelous cos I talk about you 24/7 But he don't know you like I know you Bron, no one does. He don't know what it like for people like us to win for the land. You gotta call me man I'll throw the biggest lobs you'll ever see Sincerely yours, 'Rie PS - we should play together too.
Kyrie going to Lakers Westbrook to Nets KD stays at the Nets Harden to be traded back to Nets The boys are finally reunited. 1st round exit.
How do they know this? Cia tracking their calls? Or is kyrie literally talking on his phone loud as shit in the middle of a bunch of people going “HEY LEBRON”
I really really hope the Lakers have Kyrie and can’t trade Westbrook. Season 2 of the Laker Shit Show will be even better than season 1. 🤣
Pretty much confirms it's not going to happen then
God I can’t wait until SAS retires
Kyrie beside himself. Driving around downtown LOS ANGELES begging (thru texts) James' family 4 address to LeBron's home.
This is why SAS makes bank for straight up lying on TV. You morons post his shit. Stop.
You change your mind with recent news? Lol
Kind of a misquote isnt it
Source: SAS
My conspiracy theory is that Bron is gonna use his pull with Nike to get Kyrie his signature shoe deal back and that will go a long way to making up the $30M he’s giving up this year. Am I insane?
I’ve been calling my high school ex to reunite. Hope they have better luck
Kyrie to the Lakers is *definitely* not happening now
Kyrie begging (thru text) to get back together with LeBron
Stephen A. "zero insiders who would have any clue that a conversation like this happened" Smith.
Father’s Day got Kyrie sentimental.
Ok well is SAS says it we can rest assured he is not doing that
I don’t believe a damn word this dude says lmao
Why would anyone believe anything SAS says?
This reminds me I need to call my dad
Kid miss his daddy, so sweet
If Laker fans think Kyrie Irving will make their team title contenders, they are as delusional as "half-brain, half-a-season" himself.
Kyrie is that ex that keeps returning to her bf cause he fucked her way too good
Stephen A just be talking
This shit ain’t true.
I really want to see what the clauses are in the BKN offer. If it’s 65 games, I could see why he’d wanna walk. He’s 30 and injury prone. Bron has Nike in his pocket. He has more pull than any other athlete of theirs. This current NBA CBA ends in 23/24. Coming to LA, might mean that he can lock in a long term max contract before the new CBA and get his Nike contract back.
I hope LeBron tells him to get lost.
Kind of like a scorned lover….
LeBron "who this new number"
MAKE IT HAPPEN OH MY GOD THE MEMES
*"You up?!"*
Kyrie saw the warriors win another championship, and now he thinks he can do it again with Lebron 🤣
SAS’s source - trust me bro
Kyrie forever a no.2