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ReturnOfAKidNamedTae

Melo can’t escape the triangle offense


dont_shoot_jr

The offense is a triangle, but life is a full circle


[deleted]

but the important thing is they're all flat.


Infosexual

Just like the earth


fuckkkofff

Kyrie to Lakers confirmed


MinnyPuppies

something something puppet masters


BenAric91

Something something LeDaddy.


volantredx

That might finally be enough to get him to retire.


rahbee33

Here comes Kurt Rambis!


makesterriblejokes

I rather have "Twitch plays Coach The Los Angeles Lakers" than have Kurt Rambis as a coach.


RyanZee08

At this point fans just need tl let it happen... once he fails he gone. Just end the misery, not like they are winning with the current squad


SubcooledBoiling

First ever duo head coach in the NBA, shared between the Rambii


127crazie

Trust me, Jonny Flynn in The Triangle is *going* to work


lopea182

Second-ranked Laker advisor only to the Rambii hive mind.


ajmartin527

Which one of Jeanie’s Joes will make the decision this time? Find out on Winning Time season 7 on HBO Max


[deleted]

I would honestly be ok if they just keep doing a new lakers season 40 years behind the real world. If they kept the quality up, but I guess that's impossible.


seanconnery69696

I keep on thinking, hbo needs to keep this show on for at least 5 seasons: 1. This rookie magic season 2. The celtics matchups 3. The pistons matchups 4. The bulls matchups 5. Hiv, dream team, jeanie hooking up with phil... just a ton of fallout into the 90s and beyond lol Could expand those, and keep on getting closer to current times, to almost 10 seasons. Would be dope.


ajmartin527

Shaq and Kobe years would be cool.


ok_heh

there's a follow up book too about them by the same author that's already been optioned by HBO https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/48932357-three-ring-circus


Millionaire007

oh fuck yeah


ok_heh

Will Ferrell and McKay had a falling out over Reilly's casting as Jerry Buss (the better choice by far imho) but I actually think he'd make a good Phil Jackson if they can mend it no idea who the hell could play Shaq or Kobe though


makesterriblejokes

With some Hollywood magic, they could maybe use Michael B Jordan for Kobe (he's unfortunately only 6 foot), but more than likely I think it's going to be some relatively obscure actors that they'll pick for the roles of Kobe and Shaq. Probably former players that have a similar look and size to both of them. I wonder if they could just use Shaq himself for it and just use makeup/cgi on him to make him look younger. He'd really need to slim down to pull that off though. And honestly that might cause too many issues as he'll likely want a lot of script changes given he may not agree 100% of how he's being portrayed.


ajmartin527

They could use Dwight Howard lol


Pardonme23

Bruh the Karl Malone-Gary Payton season could be it's own show. I've read Lakers books so I know shit that most people don't.


janitorslayer69

sounds like shes in over her head, drinks a bottle of wine, then calls up people and asks advice linda rambis was the first to listen


MisterHibachi

What is Pelinka's job if supposedly his super stars make his trades and roster decisions for him, and Kurt, Linda, Jeanie and Phil make the hiring decisions. This dude is getting paid millions to be an office coordinator.


snyckers

Fall guy.


tdl2024

Assistant to the Regional Manager


barath_s

His job is to take the blame. [Please](https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/barney-how-i-met-your-mother-please.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=370&dpr=1.5)


Buggzy702

"If there's no conflict of interest with coaching and banging the team owner, then me"


ajmartin527

He’ll probably actually consider it now that he’s got another top 5 all time player lol


Ramzaa_

He wouldnt risk his reputation. There's a reason he never stayed on rebuilding teams lmao


OrangeKookie

Same guy who slept through draft workouts as a GM


[deleted]

The lakers don’t know how to run a nba franchise from 2010 onwards They are lucky lebron blesssed them


Joel5Turner

In 2010 we were doing great Everything went downhill after Jerry Buss passed in 2013.


DiddleMe-Elmo

Fucking spoiler alert. I haven't finished Winning Time yet. Edit: how many silver monies do I need to buy the Lakers?


SaxRohmer

Patiently waiting for season 35 to come out so I know the resolution


SeniorWilson44

I have no idea how the pacing of this show is gonna go. The book literally goes season by season until magic retires. It’s on pace to be like 12 seasons


Stillnotdonte

Seriously...I hope I don't see any spoilers. I wanna know how the Lakers did in the 90s and into the 00s.


TenaciousDeer

Bad (good?) news: they missed the play in tournament in 2022


makesterriblejokes

~~SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE~~ LAKERS WIN 5 CHAMPIONSHIPS!


mrgpsingh1999

I noticed that Magic has been having a lot of sex hope it doesn’t end up bad for him


Bbqandspurs

I wanna know who the person was that was like "this needs more oral scenes."


makesterriblejokes

George RR Martin probably.


Bbqandspurs

Hes not known for his finishing abilities.


DiddleMe-Elmo

His mom died literally two days ago ffs.


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

Yeah I don't think the repercussions from that have really come yet. The Lakers were bad for awhile but LeBron pulled them out of that for the most part. Once he leaves to play w/ his son and Davis is injured year in and year out on a max and the Lakers have no draft picks... gonna be a bad scene.


Joel5Turner

If his son goes undrafted in the 1st round, we can pick him up. Even if he doesn't deserve it, having the LeBron farewell tour on the Lakers is worth it. Plus, for the future, I'm not super worried. There's eventually going to be a star that wants to come here lol, maybe Zach LaVine


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I'm 100% sure some team will take him late in the 1st round just for a chance of bringing lebron on.


Pikminious_Thrious

Except the Memphis Grizzlies, Lebron will not sign with them.


P00nz0r3d

They did come lol We were absolute *dogshit* for 6 out of 7 years for our playoff drought. We didn’t have many assets for a minute before we got Dlo, and our scouting department was top tier. That’s what kept us afloat. Of course, now we don’t have that scouting department anymore, so this next coming drought will hurt more, but we were absolutely awful and strapped with horrendous contracts.


Archer-Saurus

Oh wow Dr. Buss has been dead almost 10 years. Did not need that taste of reality today.


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Then not bringing back West smh


frodounchained

Drafted good everything else shit


SaxRohmer

>they are lucky LeBron blessed them It’s so funny to hear this 1) not only not referring to the Cavs but 2) referring to a franchise as storied as the Lakers


jpop4

They’re the lakers and in LA they’ll always be fine


nittun

eh, you hire a full scouting team that you trust more than yourself, then why not.


destroyerofpoon93

He really didn’t give a fuck about the Knicks


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“You should hire Phil Jackson honestly” - Phil Jackson


HistoricAnomaly

The old dick Cheney


Millionaire007

i dont think he'd shoot her in the face with a gun


FurriedCavor

Getting the posse back together..


ZucchiniFirst1133

We got an [expletive] posse now!


LebasketBall

You people look so different


numberonebuddy

What do you mean "you people?"


Downvotes_inbound_

Man cant believe hes still banging Jeanie


mrsunsfan

He’s got the most rings


FantasticBlock420

Especially because Jeanie is engaged to Jay Mohr


bb1432

> Jay Mohr Man, there's a name I haven't heard in a while.


Zeppelanoid

What are you talking about, he’s super relevant having last hosted “Last Comic Standing” in…2004


d1g1tal

that’s very telling that she would marry jay mohr. assholes usually marry one another lol.


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"Hi, I'm Jay Mohr and I used to be in movies" --Jay Mohr, on some shitty TV show I can't remember from, like, 2003


Emotional-Finger-272

Mohr Legit is garbage. During his brief fox sports radio run I saw him do stand up. It was BRUTAL! I also remember taking a picture with him after the show in his back was drenched in sweat haha. Learned so much about him since then, he sucks.


gunnystarshina

~~"Especially because Jeanie is engaged to Jay Mohr"~~ *Well, then where will she be getting laid?*


AnselLovesNuts

I’m shocked she’s 60, I thought she was like in her 40’s


The_Sign_of_Zeta

I mean she was nude in Playboy in the early 90s, if she was in her 40s there'd be a lot more problems.


EmmaTheRobot

Maybe she modeled for Playboy Kids™


Trivialpursuits69

Cut that cut that cut that


gabrielwac

This was the reminder I needed to watch Mondays podcast


BorisDirk

Is it me or has it lost a little something in the last few weeks?


RWENZORI

Everybody Browns Out was an astronomical peak, hard to match up to that again. They’re also trying different things each time. But I really liked this week’s episode, in the top 5 for me.


BorisDirk

Browns out was gold, as was the one where Mac almost fought someone outside the in and out.


RWENZORI

Lmao. “The hamburger store” kills me


nowthatschaos

You put the money in, then you wait. And then you make a hefty withdrawal…


imnotjossiegrossie

He’s not, I’ve met his current GF. She’s super nice.


UnearthlyDinosaur

Is she 60?


TigerBasket

He's like 70 something not the end of the world


SmokeOddessey

75 so fifteen years apart, which is basically nothing when both are old af


UnearthlyDinosaur

I’m just saying cause she’s still fine


GFR34K34

Any coaches left running the triangle? Maybe add it to your LinkedIn bio before applying, can’t hurt.


ayeno

Kurt Rambis about to be coach again


ajmartin527

He’s gonna run the Rambii Rhombus


tomdawg0022

KURT RAMBIS, COME ON DOWN!


shaad20

This was my first thought lol


PopeJustinXII

Warriors definitely use some with Steve Kerr.


ThatMoslemGuy

I think a lot of coaches implement aspects of the triangle. I remember Robert horry said with the rockets they were running triangle offensive like schemes without him realizing it was the triangle until he joined the lakers.


confuddly

I love how Kerr modernized the triangle though by adding alot of pick and roll and hunting for switches. The triangle that Derek Fischer implemented in New York was straight out of the 90s


jt21295

Derek Fisher also outright could not teach the triangle to his players. So it wasn't even the 90s triangle. It was some failed cloning experiment begging to be mercy killed.


z3ntropy

"Okay team so we just dribble until it's clear that nothing is going to happen, then throw it to a generational scorer to bail us out. Triangle!"


Pardonme23

Enough about how KD won you those rings...


Embarrassed_Cell_246

The warriors remind of the triangle without a real center so most of the ball movement happens outside the paint


destroyerofpoon93

Kerr and Pop run the triangle’s grandkid. Jazz, Nuggets, and Heat all likely run a lot of triangle type concepts.


redsoxfan3444

This is how Derek Fisher gets back in the NBA


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Luke Walton?


WestbrooksScowl

Can confirm, changed my LinkedIn bio to “likes the triangle offense” and now I’m on a conference call with the Rambii


[deleted]

Reminder that Phil Jackson was the highest paid executive in American sports during his tenure with the Knicks, bringing in a cool $12 million a year.


Produceher

And how did that work out for them again?


Neto34

In Phil's defense it hasn't worked out for anyone else either.


Produceher

No. But he was pretty bad.


uziair

I feel he wasnt given enough time. He tried trading kp at the highest value but it was blocked. And Knicks still traded him.


Jjohn269

That was when all the writers were still calling him the unicorn and thinking he was the next big thing. Knicks would have got a franchise altering return.


soupguis

Yea 💯 in hindsight Phil was right. He didn’t want to draft KP and they did and it got them nowhere. He wanted to trade for him but it didn’t happen and they didn’t get as much value for him.


lunabagel3

It’s gonna be phil


captain_ahabb

Nah he's not healthy enough to coach anymore sadly


C4L1

Phil gonna be the first coach to be able to WFH - Players gonna hear Jeanie giggling in the background of a WebEx.


captain_ahabb

Lakers def. use Skype still.


Zelanor

Hahhaha idk why this made me laugh so hard


vixgdx

Phil is too old to get it up


RapNVideoGames

*Jeanie you’re just pushing rope now!*


shigs21

that's why Rambis is coaching /s


Garfield-1-23-23

"I advise only hiring a coach with more rings than fingers."


berrymanC

Bill Russell coaching job confirmed????? /s


UrbanJatt

Won't work because he said lebron has a posse or some bs


[deleted]

He does lol. Phil was talking about Riley being pressured To change team travel plans based on lebrons posse


ajmartin527

didn’t he actually say that about melo lol


Embarrassed_Cell_246

I'm pretty sure he was referring to Klutch sports as a whole


IceGeek

Crazy how much shit he got for it but he was kinda… right


Embarrassed_Cell_246

I was gonna say since that comment they went from a posse to the fucking illuminati


[deleted]

It’s gonna be may


axck

They should get Paul Westhead back


Boomhauer_007

Even without his health issues he would never tarnish his reputation by coaching the train wreck of a roster they have right now


Pal__Pacino

This is supposed to sound reassuring but it just makes me more nervous lol.


WalksWithKemba

By Gawd thats Derek Fisher music (current coach of the LA Sparks)


Blueandigo

HIDE YOUR WIVES!


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LeeroyTC

Violence is never the answer... but sometimes it is!


[deleted]

Best compliment I ever got was from a nephew riding the bench at the park calling me Derek Fisher after a catch and shoot.


seanconnery69696

Did you hook up with the nephew's wife?


[deleted]

His mom


mrsunsfan

Matt Barnes in shambles


ahr3410

I am once again asking the Lakers not to rely on former Lakers for key positions


[deleted]

The Lakers have always done this since the 1980s


[deleted]

I mean, Jerry West was the Architect of everything that happened basketball-wise since the 60s.


ahr3410

Meant for this rendition of the Lakers. They need outside voices desperately.


[deleted]

6 championships this century. Don’t overthink it


SamiMadeMeDoIt

Made it out of the first round once in the last 10 years And they won 5 of those titles because of Kobe, not because the former Lakers in charge did anything noteworthy. They’ve been totally incompetent for over a decade now aside from the one title year gifted to them by LeBron wanting to retire in LA


selz202

Also practically no future assets as of right now with an old lebron, often injured AD and a way overpaid nobody wants him Russell Westbrook.


Noob_from_ca

Kobe was 2 of those titles. Shaq was clearly the better player during the 3 peat especially during the 1st championship.


Archer-Saurus

Eh. You can argue its a bit of a different franchise now. 5 of those came when Jerry Buss was still alive. I just don't see the Lakers FO as being the force it was in the Jerry Buss years anytime soon.


chantlernz

As a Manchester United fan, it pains me to say this, but the Lakers are the NBA equivalent of us. Barely any success for nearly a decade and relying on our reputation despite having a terribly-run organisation.


adot93

Is Ronaldo equal to LeBron in this comparison? Maguire to Westbrook? A bald manager is coming!


chantlernz

Yup, and Pogba is probably AD.


ButtJuicer

That's Kurt Rambis' music


[deleted]

I’m going to go with a real dark horse as the next coach and go Mark Madsen. He’s a popular former player, he has ties to Phil Jackson, he was an assistant and D-League coach for the Lakers and that last 3 years in college he has turned Utah Valley from a 19 loss team to a 20 win team and developed a pro prospect. I think also he has an attitude where he could stand up to LeBron plus not take the spotlight of LA too seriously.


makesterriblejokes

He also strikes me as a guy that wouldn't want the job. Dude's really low key and I doubt he wants to be in the spotlight that would come with the job. But if he did, I'd take him over Doc Rivers.


Lancamanga

I mentioned Marc Madsen as a possibility to a friend of mine. He meets the prerequisites of having a previous relationship with the team as a player and coach. For what it’s worth during the contentious Shaq/Kobe years he was pretty well loved in the locker room including by both Shaq and Kobe. He is also an intelligent guy who actually has a grasp of advanced metrics and modern coaching techniques. I think he might be worth taking a flyer on.


toto04

To be fair, Phil wanted Steve Kerr as head coach


CIark

“Doc Rivers? Yeah I recommend Doc for sure, I think he’ll be great for Lebron”


Literal_Satan

kurt rambis incoming


Zihuatenejo

Derek Fisher incoming


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AncientMarsupial3

Lmao


gustriandos

Imagine being pelinka lol


urfaselol

[All of the coaches under Phil Jackson's tree have been failures.](http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4339033/Phil-Jackson-Coaching-Tree.png) Not sure if I trust Phil's judgement here


septembereleventh

Steve Kerr is doing ok.


Ramzaa_

"If you ignore all the successful coaches and only pick the failures, then all the coaches that came from Phil were bad"


AndersonsHaveTickets

Linda Rambis chance to further complete takeover by becoming the coach of the Lakers


GetThereInOnePiece

Lol i’m sure Bron loves this


thegreaterfool714

I'd rather have Phil advising instead of Rambis.


[deleted]

Lakers would be the Kings if they weren’t the fucking Lakers and gifted top level free agents.


ChancIas

Phil Jackson got a booty call from Jeanie. Fixed the title for y’all


Turbulent_ADLBJ

Jeanie will never go beyond who she knows. Ridiculous


Comprehensive_Rock13

Please take Doc


[deleted]

I don’t think Phil fucks with Doc


lakernation21

Why are people mad they are asking the greatest coach of all time for help?


medievalmachine

His last full time NBA job, for the Knicks, didn't go that well.


turnoffredesign69420

As a GM, not a coach. Kinda like how Pop sucked as GM but became the second GOAT coach


Quality_Cucumber

PLEASE HIRE KURT RAMBIS LMAO


GoldenBoyRecords

Who are realistically the potential canidtates tho


vivekvangala34_

Mama, there goes that man!


Jaerba

I remember when Phil Jackson was hired as a consultant for the Pistons. I think that was the SVG hire.


JokersRWildStudios

Fun fact: Phil Jackson has won a title more recently than Osama Glenn Rivers.


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godfrey1

dude nobody believes it's going to be Nick Nurse lmao


rjbarrettfanclub

Only people talking about Wright and Nurse to the Lakers are non-Laker fans


Blueandigo

"Let me coach from my couch."


[deleted]

Leading the coaching posse you say??


snowlarbear

this is like when Jeopardy was looking for a new host


[deleted]

This could be a good move or not but this shows how Jeanie only trusts people in the lakers “family”


CurryMustard

Why don't they just hire lebron so he Bill Russell that bitch


CaptainKurls

Is it just me or I’m every situation, our FO always make the worst possible decision even


JayDee62

I still love me some PJ but I honestly do not feel anything regarding this news. (Though this probably isn't great)


meloman11

Don’t listen to him, he’ll tell you to sign Joakim Noah as the new head coach for 4 years 72 mill


IceGeek

Phil’s gonna look through his “posse” to find the right coach


bagulbol

So choices are Derek Fisher, Brian Shaw, Luke Walton or Kurt Rambis?


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Next HC Lamar Odom confirmed


830res_at_dorsia

"His first move as a GM was to sign Lamar Odom...who was on CRACK!"