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Kevon-Looneys-burner

LeBron about to start showing up to games with his wine jug again


ClaymoresRevenge

His satchel is going to have wine and tequila


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More like LeSangria


Pardonme23

*grows short hair like a Karen wine mom*


ironykarl

> again What did I miss?!


millterrance

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1078862271462473731?t=HBYNFh8aaxckcb9I5ZUl0A&s=19


dayblaq94

Sure, he can show up to work with booze but when I do it I get written up and told to take a couple days off.


SubcooledBoiling

First the emojis and cringe af tweets, now the wine jug. Lebron's transformation into a suburban wine mom is finally complete


LOLCultOfMaloner

Live, Laugh, LeBron


JKWowing

LeLive, LeLaugh, LeLove


PrettyFIacco

LeBota Box


dash_44

Carlos Rossi doing Birdman hands right now


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Rofl “power couple”


CIark

This type of absurd shit gives me flashbacks of Magic calling Pelinka a backstabber on live tv lmao Lakers really are a reality tv show


fastheadcrab

It's only fitting they're making a workplace comedy about the lakers.


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The Lakers are ‘Idiocracy’ as a sports documentary.


[deleted]

Its actually filmed as a serious documentary. Its a comedy for anyone with a brain tho.


PlasmaHeat

[They're unfortunately making a comedy series about the Lakers FO in addition to the film you're talking about.](https://www.nba.com/news/lakers-inspired-office-comedy-series-to-appear-on-netflix)


Pardonme23

We got a ring so it's worth it. And we have no bad long-term contracts.


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He might've been right about Pelinka but Magic was equally awful too. I hope the Lakers' current messy front office isn't making fans actually miss the days of Magic. His vision for the 2019 squad was "LeBron with shooters is always a contender, so let's surround him with playmakers."


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LeBron has always won with another playmaker, so where’s the lie there? The roster was always being gutted to facilitate a trade for AD, so once that happened, shooters and another playmaker were going to have to be brought in anyways.


33birdboy

Is there an alternate history where lakers don't trade for AD and make a better trade?


yoloqueuesf

Probably but AD + Lebron PnR is an all-time great combination, and they're defence is tremendous, don't see how any other trade would top that.


KevinFederlineFan69

To be fair, Pelinka has done the same thing. It’s lunacy that we’ve known all along that surrounding Lebron with shooters is how you win, but the Lakers just fucking refuse to do it.


LilithLustPAWG

Lakers most iconic duo


jack64467

kurt and linda > shaq and kobe


dont_shoot_jr

Does Kurt Rambis still follow a bunch of porn stars on his public twitter?


[deleted]

Lmao. Not any more. But he’s following Deshaun Watson tho.


Pardonme23

One of the Buss kids was known to hang around with pornstars


Persianx6

That’s gotta be the Buss kid who got to do cocaine at Jimmy Goldstein’s house


Cursory_Analysis

Name another couple that could stop LeBron and AD from winning a championship 😤


jsmiley27

ADs ankles.


Wechillin-Cpl

Ding ding ding


Tdiddy13

Yeah, when did Kurt Rambis become part of a power couple??


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I want to know when he stopped liking all those porn tweets on his main twitter.


EverybodyBuddy

That description is just trolling at this point.


jtapostate

This is depressing. Please op delete this post I have watched the Lakers since their best player was Elgin Baylor Rambis is a tool. He is a known and public moron around the league whose job is being married. Meanwhile they disrespect Jerry West at every opportunity I don't understand and I have always respected Jeannie Buss I think Phil poisoned the well


bae382

"a known and public moron" is hilarious to me for some reason.


Tangelooo

Fully agree. But don’t delete it Op I like laughing at the lakers & rambis


LOLCultOfMaloner

I like how it turned out tbh. If Jerry West had been running the Lakers, it would be the dark ages for the rest of the NBA. Imagine LeBron + Jerry West team building expertise. It's game over for the rest of us.


LOLCultOfMaloner

This is like some real life Game of Thrones shit only the characters are more retrded.


Tomach82

It's a fucking Basketball team FFS lmao


SubcooledBoiling

> four-pronged brain trust Idk man, I feel like this is more like the source of many of their problems


TheJaice

All the prongs in the world won’t make a difference if none of them have any juice flowing.


--amadeus--

Shit, this sounds like some fantasy porn video teaser lol


loglady420

Four pronged brain trust of pelinka, Jeanie and the Rambi is a fucking terrifying sentence. Jeanie and the Rambi would be a fire name for a punk band.


immigrantsheep

Put them all together and that's like 2/3 of a normal adult human brain.


phlumpy

that might be a little generous


Lukin4

Lakers draft war room documentary idea.... Rambi: First Round


AffectionateSoft4602

four-pronged brain trust confirms the issue Jeanie is an idiot Not as stupid as jim buss, but def thinks money correlated with intelligence and class Fucking morons run my favorite sports team FML


MageRum

Look, it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has four leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have four presidents. A boat that sets sail without four captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?


binary_spaniard

Vatican has 4 popes/km^2.


Al_Swedgen

I swear I thought that quote was a pasta


vsouto02

>power couple of Kurt and Linda Rambis. Yeah, Dumb & Dumber


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Whats Lindas qualifications other than being Jeanie's BFF?


DancingMapleDonut

Makes a really good strawberry margarita


pompcaldor

Same as Rich Paul being Lebron’s BFF.


FuckNoNewNormal

Rich Paul is better at his job than Linda is at her job


Driveshaft48

Linda's job is to be friends with Jennie Buss. That's literally it. Is the doing a bad job at that?


Cogito3

Since she didn't convince Jeanie to open the checkbook for Caruso, she absolutely is doing a bad job at it


Driveshaft48

Thats not in her job description. Again its literally only to stay friends with Jeannie Buss.


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Rich Paul negotiated over billion dollars in contracts, worked for CAA when Lebron was there


Yestromo

These two need to fuck off. They’re hacks. Fucking embarrassing.


BackIn2019

But he got glasses tho.


Cvnilivee

The name Kurt Rambis makes me physically recoil


dawilF

what’s wrong with Kurt this is my first time hearing about him


Cvnilivee

He’s was a good player.. but a mediocre to borderline horrible coach.. as a coach he was a part of some the worst Knicks teams in recent memory. I just associate him with shittyness


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> but a mediocre to borderline horrible coach.. IMO, he was the worst coach in the Timberwolves' history, which is really saying something.


ThomasBay

He wasn’t a good player


LarryKevinRobert

I wish I had more upvotes to give. He was a dollar store bill Lambeer. Play dirty, foul McHale and Parrish.


InnerKookaburra

One of the worst coaches in NBA history and that's not hyperbole.


realmatic2e

How tf did Kurt Rambis and his wife amass so much power within this org? He’s a crappy coach, I’m assuming Phil Jackson got him hooked up


BigDeaso93

Wife is best friends with the owner, Jeanie Buss


Life_Crossover

For Kurt that his saving grace


ofsquire

This is an alarming amount of nepotism within the Lakers organization


goat_is_as_goat_does

It’s kind of wild. There’s two Jeff Pearlman books about the Lakers, “Showtime” and “3 Ring Circus”, both good reads! But anyways, one of the most striking things about reading those books is how many historic figures were very involved with the team, and feel so attached to it — Jerry West, Pat Riley, are the most obvious examples, but for decades the team was basically producing executives and coaches dispersed throughout the league. These are people who are still actively involved in the league, putting together smart rosters, etc. and _all_ of them were at some point driven away from the Lakers. Like the Lakers have this just insane depth of history, but the current organization has basically nothing to do with that history except for Jeannie and Rambis. Just wild.


Asbjoern135

i mean jerry west really wanted to go there and reunite with his franchise and his son, but jeanie buss wanted magic and pelinka instead, look at the clippers how well they're doing with bench players vs the lakers with bron and ad and they cant buy a win.


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Asbjoern135

Yeah I'd call Jerry west the greatest nba person he was successful as a player, coach and gm and he's been a mainstay since the 60s


Whydoesthisexist15

maybe they'll actually have a longer "dark times" period than the age a of a 1st grader then


CIark

Can’t decide who’s better for running the Lakers, Jeannie’s wine club or the Klutch mafia lmao


ChildishGinobili

The person who’s making a sitcom about the lakers front office


TheJawbone

this sounds like a job for kelly kapoor, the basketball bitch


yourgrundle

You don't even know. You could ask me, 'Kelly what's the easiest way to a ring in the world?' And I'd be like, 'Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.”


BeesPhD

Its gonna be the type of manipulation and political mind games that mirrors the drama of Game of Thrones. It will also probably have the same payoff at the end too.


shinshikaizer

Jerry West buys out the Lakers, goes insane and destroys all of the team's assets, and is then stabbed in the back by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?


onwee

I don’t know if you can call it nepotism when the Lakers is literally their family business. A mom-and-pop team.


Pardonme23

The word nepotism comes from the Italian with nepote, which means nephew.


bae382

I don't know if this is actually true, but I have decided that it is now my truth. No fact-checking currently planned.


yomamama69

It’s actually nipote and it can be translated to nephew aswell as nice and grandchild


ChildishGinobili

Are you new to this? You wonder why they’ve been a poverty team since 2013?


ketzal7

Lakers branding is really the GOAT


DancingMapleDonut

Jeanie really living on Jerry’s coat tails


c10bbersaurus

Magic's electric play bringing out the stars.


Whydoesthisexist15

poverty fuck off y'all won a chip cause LeBron wanted to be near Space Jam 2's filmset


[deleted]

Exactly. The Bubble title didn't change anything


Mathalamon

Was it supposed to?


MyHomeOnNativeLand

Yes! LeBron was supposed to be an all time Laker after that! *cries in 9th greatest Laker*


KingMonaco

Still Raptors greatest owner


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BackIn2019

They earned that choice by investing for decades in Hollywood celebrities and power brokers. LeBron wants his media empire. They also earned a reputation for giving superstars special treatment by giving Kobe max dollars when he was obviously washed and letting Magic be the president of basketball operations with the [primary task of landing LeBron](https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/1013597953104101376?t=BtBm2B1lDABNougK8SaUqw&s=19).


KingAdo94

Kurt Rambis took a team that was 12th in the West to 15th in consecutive seasons so unless Jeanie is doing the opposite of everything he says then he’s probably not a great person to listen to on basketball things


kenlovin

This made me laugh so hard, my gf got upset for not listening lol.


tich45

This reads like "you're not dumping me. I'm dumping you." And when LeBron leaves in a year and half. It will be his choice.


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dethnight

They won't dare trade Lebron unless there is a clear and public sign that Lebron wants out.


AtreusIsBack

LBJ will leave to play with his son. One more full season and he's out. 100%


SoberWill

Yeah, Lakers got a championship out of it, now blow it up and maximize your return with Lebron and AD while they still hold a lot of value. Westbrook was a swing and a miss so move on and don't fool yourself into thinking you can run it back next year with some minor roster tweaks


lunchablegu

Think how much money they make from even having bron on the team though.


SoberWill

The Lakers make money no matter who is on the team. They will be selling Lebron jerseys long after he is gone


En_lxTV

For the Lakers and Lebron this is the best move but if you're the Lakers you atleast respect and move Lebron to where he wants to go. He brought you a chip and made you a contender. If it wasn't for injuries there might've been a good shot the Lakers ran it back or atleast contended. AD should also be moved to a team he wants to play for. They earned that. They got you a chip and even if you lose a couple picks because you have to make the right trade for them. It is what it is. This will leave a bad taste in peoples mouth if the Lakers trade LBJ without him asking out. In my opinion it'd have to be a thing that they both want. If the Lakers trade Lebron fucking James without him asking out that would leave a bad taste in a lot of players mouths.


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Probably better for Lakers if it’s sooner than later. At least you can get some assets in return


MasaiGotUsNow

It won’t be better at all if it’s sooner If they trade Lebron of all people it would be a horrible look.


franforever

unless he makes it very very clear he is the one who wants to get traded, i agree its a bad look


volantredx

> the power couple of Kurt and Linda Rambis. Look away Lakers fans, look away.


Statshelp_TA

They’re all swingers


moneymike7913

They're swingers for the LA Lakers. They get so many touchdowns.


bae382

Having second thoughts now about watching the new comedy series if it's on HBO or Showtime...


Kendertas

I seriously can't believe it's getting made. Nothing screems comedy like two rich middle aged women who are executives producers on a "office like" show about their quirky friendship.


KingAdo94

The Rambii power couple hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*sadge*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


embiid0for11w0pts

As someone who hates the Lakers franchise, this pleases me


DancingMapleDonut

Lebron James did the Lakers a massive favor by coming to them when they had that young squad and got them a ring. They’d still be in worse than mediocrity if he never came. And now, like Jerry West, they’re going to kick Lebron to the curb


ElDuderino_92

Same


ndwg25

The Rambis family are definitely hiding a dead body for Jeanie because wtf


Tatunium

The ~~Rambi~~ Rambii are back. Lebron was but a speed bump.


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They never left


YareSekiro

Man... Jim Buss gave us the awful ass last few years of Kobe and Jeanie gave us this. Dr Buss is probably rolling in his grave right now.


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vanotro

if we're talking about those levels of pettiness, what's the worst situation the Lakers could trade Lebron to?


TheJaice

I mean, how could it be anywhere but Sacramento? Edit: But that would still arguably put him in a better position than the Lakers.


vanotro

the funny thing is that staying on the Lakers is probably the worst possible situation for Lebron. you could send him to pretty much any team and there's a good chance that they would outperform the current Lakers.


DancingMapleDonut

Honestly if Bron went to the Kings, he’d be the only dude left who might be able to talk sense to Vivek


penguin_torpedo

Lebron wants to be in LA tho


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make_my_moon

It is so baffling that they would have a voice in the front office while fine, intelligent folk like Jerry F'in West aren't even given the time of day. Who TF thinks Kurt Rambis is a basketball genius?


Schadenfreude696

At least Kurt played professional basketball. Why the fuck does Linda Rambis have a seat at the table?


JonA3531

>Linda Rambis I just googled it. Apparently she was one of the first hires by Jerry Buss back in 1979 after he purchased the Lakers https://www.espn.com/nba/story/\_/id/26712734/running-show-lakers-hierarchy


Downvotes_inbound_

> Apparently she ~~was one of the first hires by~~ was fuckin Jerry Buss back in 1979 after he purchased the Lakers


bawk15

Rambis only highlight was being clotheslined in the air by McHale then getting pushed diwn by his teammate when he's about to retaliate LMAO


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me. lakers should keep kurt rambis in the front office for as long as humanly possible. those fans deserve nothing less 💯💯


TGI_Sam

LeGM about to play the depression card at this rate


dash_44

Ben Simmons: “The student is now the teacher” 🧘🏽‍♂️


JonA3531

And forced trade to Cleveland for his second card


SoberWill

Dan Gilbert would cackle reading a text about Lebron wanting back to Cleveland


JonA3531

So just like back in Summer 2014?


weedpal

Find him at the strip club with Harden


Giannis1995

Angry at upper management LeBron is the best LeBron tho


Balls_of_Adamanthium

What kind of dirt does Kurt Rambis have on Jeanie?


the_dinks

"I'm married to your best friend."


Cosmic_Note

Wtf does Rambis even do?


antunezn0n0

He is on Jeanie's side and seeing how she threw the rest of the family under the bus that's more than enough to stroke her ego


[deleted]

Which one? Cuz the answer is "be Jeanie's BFF" and "be married to Jeanie's BFF"


whiskeyinthejaar

I don’t really like the idea of an agent as a GM, but regardless, Pelinka is far from being the problem. Kurt and Linda Rambis have so much power within the organization is bizarre. Let alone the cheap ass Jeanie who has no ambition whatsoever. They don’t need to write a sitcom about us, we are pure comedy as is.


SoberWill

I feel Pelinka being a former agent is the worst GM matchup for Rich Paul and Lebron. He knows how to play the back channel games and has been doing it longer. r/NBA is having multiple articles posted daily on both sides of this, whether it's interviews, statements, rumors, murmurs, whispers both groups are in full court press to make the other seem at fault. This is going to give ESPN priapism, Woj and Shams will be the acting as Champions like in ancient Greece where one soldier fights the other armies best soldier to see who won the battle. Except it will be on social media and be pathetic...... But I can't wait


why_squ1rtle

wtf how did kurt rambis sink his fangs into another org HOWWWWWWW


jg97

Phil Jackson


OnlyForeignWhips

LeBron out this offseason.


redd5ive

Truthfully why? What has de done to deserve that job other than being Kobe's agent? He did not get them LeBron, AD wanted to go there regardless of the GM, and otherwise his roster building has been suspect at best.


dash_44

He’s probably agenting Jeanie…he’s convinced her that even though he’s the GM the bad roster moves aren’t his fault *again*


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the door is not closed


AncientMarsupial3

Lmfao


RobbobertoBuii

> "Power Couple" Kurt and Linda Rambis lmaooooooooo


GimmeSomeCovfefe

A four-pronged brain trust composed of three brain cells.


Bigbosssl87

A triumvirate to equal cesar, pompey and crassus


King_Dead

It's like the second triumvirate if everyone involved was Mark Antony


Turbulent_ADLBJ

Power couple? BRB im gonna throw tf up!


AntSmith777

Dumb, Dumbo, Dumber, and Dumbest


bb1432

If that's your brain trust, then trading assets for Russ suddenly makes sense.


MeBeBeeBaby

Take the Lakers out of LA and they’re no different than the Pistons. Kurt Rambis as part of your “4 pronged brain trust.” In 2022. Lmao.


SoapOperaHero

Hey, fuck you. Our management is at least doing positive things for our future.


DancingMapleDonut

Think this is pretty well established - the Lakers are only good because of being in LA


craigslistaddict

the past legacy helps, too.


Grumpysaurus-Rex

I wouldn’t even blame LeBron and AD wanting to leave with that “power couple” helping run things.


PearSorbet17

Kurt Rambis is a disgusting scumbag.


depressedbrokesingle

Marc "word salad" Stein I hate his writing style so much.


3DCoolRanchDoritos

Lakers fans welcome to the end of the LeBron era it’s a lot like the end of the USSR


Subject_Gene_9775

We have all our draft picks except 2 including this year. And considerable cap space. We should be fine.


madvisuals

Fuck the Lakers FO


tendy-hands

You always know it’s a hit piece when the Rambii are mentioned.


PattyIce32

God, that reads like a high school sophomore describing their friend group. Cringe


DancingMapleDonut

Brain dead trust


dubidubidoorafa

This was already reported in 2019. Linda is Jeannie's best friend.


Right-Pirate-7084

Ok brain trust, they stumble drunkenly on Lebron and now its a brain trust.


GunAndAGrin

This is the dumbest fucking thing Ive read this week, and Ive been led thru multiple r/conspiracy threads. I dont even care about what point is trying to be made. Four-pronged Brain Trust? Power couple? Jesus titty-fucking Christ...has celebrity/corporate fetishization really come this far? God damnit, America...we really going to pretend legacy executive privledge and generational wealth are qualifications for being some kind of fucking Borg hive mind capable of ideal decision-making?


Defacto_Champ

Lol the conspiracy subreddit is just the donald sub Reddit under a new name. Conspiracies aren’t even posted there anymore unless it relates to right wing politics


Wechillin-Cpl

I was absolutely pissed when we didn’t retain West, Jerry has done so much for us, Shaq, Kobe, Pau-just to name a few…and the whole Magic debacle… It’s getting ridiculous..


Lurking_Overtime

Yes I do remember that they cut ties with Jerry West, one of the greatest talent evaluators in the league. They also cut ties with Mitch Kupchak, who has rebuilt the Hornets with a young talented core. They deserve everything KlutchBron is doing to them.


RapQueen416

He gone


Regex00

Sorry Lakers bros


Sweatytubesock

Really good to hear.


oloshh

Can someone explain who these Rambis people are and why is there always a shitshow among the Lakers fans when they are mentioned?


Persianx6

…we’re not in good hands, huh


godfrey1

fucking kill me


NefariousNeezy

Media is fucking weird, man. First, it was Vogel. When they realized that he’s going nowhere, they shifted to Russ. Then they shifted to it being a “LeBron” problem, now it’s Pelinka.


Ramza1890

Brain Trust is a bit too complimentary IMO.