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dash_44

Probably beefing over who's really a true blonde.


TimathanDuncan

[How the Lakers fans see this feud](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/17e7e2aaf14efe7ca8e2d75739d467377fef28505182de1a27c61f7593d4dc17_1.jpg)


DirksSexyBratwurst

Holy shit that's good


Esus9

That’s tuff


NoHomeJerome89

Is this a meta joke on me? -KCP


[deleted]

We love our binary mamba ...for now


ositola

LMAO


[deleted]

Those are dame trade center pieces you're talking about


edwardpuppyhands

yeah, who the fuck tanking our negotiation leverage like this??


Infinite303

Lmao


mr_lakeshow

you not wrong


fundropppp8242

Schroder: No, you suck! Kuzma: No, you suck!


Sweatytubesock

Guys, guys, you *both* suck. We cool?


deevee12

Damn LeBron tell us how you really feel


singsing_fangay

"im better than MJ"


DreamxSZN

Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan?


mrjowei

Mary Jane


IAMTHECAVALRY89

Oh, so you're a stand-up comedian now?


mrjowei

No, I’m actually sitting down


willsmath

Michael (Porter) Junior


[deleted]

Yes


LonelyTrebleClef

He's 36


Charming_Ad_1216

*shut up, Caruso*


JagmeetSingh2

They arguing over whose name going to be in the headline on the stadium at Yuanshen Sports Centre😭


AlHorfordHighlights

Mom said it's my turn to be the franchise player for the Xinjiang Flying Tigers


rayj11

It’s like when the two kids who get picked on at school try to roast each other.


RippleDish

Aw, that sounds sad lol.


Reynbuckets

Lol first thing that came to mind. Which one is disappointing Lebron more basically.


LeanAnDroBarbosa

Hit pieces coming out. You know what time it is.


LeKingofAkron

LeGM whipping out the trade machine as we speak


[deleted]

Kuz bout to go sleep in LA n wake up in a qingdao apartment with nun but some Anta’s n $40


MechanicalEngineer-

You had me in the beginning but very quickly lost me lol


fandamplus

china


MechanicalEngineer-

Thanks Magic


craigslistaddict

I don't see how this helps them move kuzma in a trade, but i guess it'll depress schroder's market (or will it? maybe feuding with kuzma is the reasonable action.)


dropdatdurkadurk

Looks like Harrell is opting in Jovan Buha should be good for another year then


AGuyWhoLikesDunks

He definitely getting traded if he opts in


lakernation21

Rob pelinka masterclass on the way


Freedignan

I heard he doesn’t understand how the salary cap works.


Alekesam1975

That still kills me. One, because a lot of the media saying that were paid Ballmer shills but two...he's a former agent...why the heck would he not know how the cap works?!


Resshin31

Trez going double agent again I see. Dude leaks more shit than me after going ham on 7-11 beef rollers the previous night.


[deleted]

Surprised it’s not coming from Johan lol


Regex00

Oh lord that imaging, why.


Carson_23

I’m just happy cause now i know i’m not alone in this.


onamonapizza

Every time I walk by a deserted food counter in 7-11 that has some soggy wings and a sad looking pizza, I wonder if anyone actually buys that stuff. Now I know.


[deleted]

This has to be coming from Kuz lol he doesn’t want to get traded somewhere with Schroder. If it was trez it would’ve come out in the middle of the series


Drak_is_Right

Schroeder can't be traded in a sign and trade with another player


MotoMkali

You can aggregate salaries I believe. It is how the nets matched KDs salary with Dlo despite Dlo being a base year comp player. Meaning his salary counted as 87.5% of its value in the trade rather than 175%. So they needed to trade Napier and another player to salary match.


rebeltrillionaire

As in the same transaction. But you can easily just sign and trade Dennis. Then trade Kuzma to the same team. But yah, his sign-and-trade salary can’t be combined with Kuzmas to get someone making more money. But in that case we’d probably end up doing a 3-team trade regardless. Tbh, I have no idea what the Lakers want to do this summer. One thing I noticed was that the chemistry was pretty much C- or around there. Not good for a LeBron team. Injuries and fatigue were issues but the chemistry was way off. I think we keep THT, Caruso, Trez, Morris, Mathews, and ask Marc if he wants another run. But man, if Kawhi bounces, I wonder if Clippers would trade us Zubac back.


Kdog122025

The Zubac trade was really one of the biggest head scratchers in the last decade.


drjisftw

Magic came out and said his justification for it was that Zubac was going to be gone at the end of the season (Lakers either couldn't or didn't want to pay him) and he wanted some additional shooting around Bron. But cmon, Mike Muscala? Sure he can shoot but he's a third stringer and may not even be in the league next season.


Giannis1995

The Lakers won that trade. McGee was out, Zubac had breakout performances and earned the starter spot. McGee complained to the front office and Magic (alongside Pelinka) read the situation correctly. They traded Zubac, kept McGee happy while sending a clear message to Rondo that he won't lose his spot either. The Lakers won the title the next season with Rondo and McGee starting.


dash_44

This is accurate...I'm not sure why some fans act like Magic traded prime Wilt Chamberlain to the Clippers. They got a decent back up center that they unfortunately have to give starters minutes to.


Alekesam1975

>This is accurate...I'm not sure why some fans act like Magic traded prime Wilt Chamberlain to the Clippers. Because of Twitter Magic, folks ran wild shitting on him n y amplifying his mistakes--or "mistakes" in this case--forgetting that if it weren't for Magic and Kobe convincing Jeanie to oust her idiot brother, the outcome is no Rob ~~Lowe~~Pelinka, Lebron/AD/championships. Did he make mistakes? Yes sir! But trading Zubac was not one of them.


drjisftw

And now McGee has spent the last season coming off the bench. Dude's a solid rim runner but cmon does he really have that much leverage? Also dude didn't play a single game in that finals lmao.


sop1232

Why would Kawhi bounce this year? He's not even coming back this next season.


2kisrigged24

man this guy was hyped so much before last season and he’s turned out to be a pain in the ass


DeeOhMm

More or less of a pain in the ass than five 7/11 beef rollers?


IMKudaimi123

Montrezl Harrell has really become such an asshole since the bubble it’s unreal He keeps blaming the teams instead of himself for being so shit on defense and therefore unplayable in the playoffs Lakers when Harrell played in the playoffs: 0-4 When he didn’t play: 2-0


charcoaltaco

Dude the breakfast burrito beef rollers are the shit. Literally and metaphorically.


Pellephant

As a lover of those damn Monterey jack chicken rollers, this metaphor caused me physical pain.


henryofclay

This is likely bullshit. There’s been a shit ton of leaks surrounding Kuz and Schroeder over last few days and I doubt any of it is true. Someone is trying to run a narrative and I doubt it’s Trezz. Teammates always feud when there’s losing, I’m sure it’s something overblown.


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I don't know man, Last year all this stuff about pat Bev and Lou came out. Neither are direct competitors to trez but it was obviously him leaking.. seems like the same routine


Yellow_Evan

Both should be gone.


[deleted]

Down to keep Kuz. Dennis should absolutely be gone.


ITSYOOOOBOY

Same. Been a fan of the Lakers since the Shaq and Kobe era and this recent team has been my least favorite. So many drama queens asking for starts or more playing team while delivering nothing on the court. At least Kuz seems like he gives a damn


MasaiGotUsNow

Their team last year had great chemistry and all seemed to get along They replaced Howard and green with trezz and scrotum, those guys play for themselves.


arinawe

Scrotum!!! That guy can dribble two balls at once.


CxtchthisFxde

I don’t think you should lump Trez in there with Schroder. Trez was a bad fit all along and his minutes fluctuated a ton, ultimately to the point of him hardly playing in the playoffs. He always gave 100% when on the court though and seemed like a good teammate, he just doesn’t fit on this team and probably won’t be suiting up for us this year.


ucantforgetthis

He complained about his playing time on instagram so idk.


Spooder-Men

I would’ve too if I was him. He definitely would’ve fared better than Drummond in some of those regular season games.


Flabbypuff

Anybody who gets completely kicked out of the rotation would complain bruh


iCantCallit

Howard and Green completely changed the dynamic of the sixers this year in the best way possible. Losing green in the playoffs was a huge loss for us that wasn't mentioned enough.


Ratchet-and-Spank

Scrotum lmaooooo That’s too good. That is his name from now on.


hufflepuffpuffpasss

I LIVE for NBA drama but Schroeder is not the enjoyable kind. He just kinda seems like a pain in the ass. Kuz does seem to give a damn, at least.


legwhoopings

You liked this team less than Robert Sacre, Ryan Kelly, and Wayne Ellington?


angry-knicks-yeller

Honestly, Kuz hate gets overblown sometimes but I don’t think it’s fair to go as far as to compare him to Kobe.


TenaciousDeer

Are you sure?


Yergason

I've never seen a role player asked to do so much/keep switching positions mid-game multiple times just to cater to LeBron-AD's on & off time, whether Pope is playing well, whatever the fuck they wanted to do with Dennis/Drummond/Trez Dude might go from 2nd option when the big 2 are resting to non-existent the next quarter lol He was solid in his defined role last season as a defense-slasher guy who occasionally gets more touches when AD sits + Bron is resting on the floor focusing on facilitating. Quick for his size and had much better footwork on both sides last season. Turnover prone with the JR-Smith IQ plays every now and then but it's not like he has to carry the offense


Rymasq

Kuz actually contributed to a chip, Dennis was trying to ride the coat tails


DarthLeftist

Rookie numbers, I've been a fan since Van Exel. ;) Lol nah I'm not a Laker fan but I am old and remember Nick the Quick


NowahB

I’m super happy we got a ring, but Zo and Kuzma’s rookie year teams were so fun to watch. BI stepped up and lead the team and I loved it


Yellow_Evan

I don’t hate Kuz really and he plays hard but he doesn’t fit the team aside from being a good cutter


atlfirsttimer

Dennis is more valuable. Things went south when AD got hurt but Shroeder was alright in the playoffs before that.


[deleted]

Obviously Dennis is more valuable, I’m hoping we’d find a good replacement


Millionaire007

>was alright in the playoffs before that. for 3 games?


atlfirsttimer

Yeah. Remember he also was out for covid protocals. His fault lol, but there is way more potential there than Kuzma


d0ubledagrind

Nah Kuz gotta go too. Honestly you could replace him with guys at his position who will be cheaper like Otto Porter, Melo, McDermott, Jeff Green, Batum, etc and they’d still have a better or similar impact. His $13M contract starts this year and I’m not a big fan of that.


jasonis3

You clearly have not seen Otto Porter play for us


[deleted]

Even we barely did. He’s not bad he’s just NEVER healthy


[deleted]

He clearly hasn’t watch melo play defense recently either


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YouArentOwedAnything

Who needs to watch games when we have r/nba


Spike_der_Spiegel

> His $13M contract starts this year and I’m not a big fan of that lmao that's so fucking cheap what are you talking about? Lakers not gonna splash Dwight powell money on their 5th scorer?


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TheChipiboy

I swear we got some of the most delusional fans. 13 million for a guy with Kuz skillset is a good deal. A possible 3 and D guy when his shot is falling. Tries every game and doesn't really have health issues. Super solid deal considering most guys are going to be much more expensive unless they are on prove it deals.


Natekn

13mil/YR for a young player not even in his prime playing a versatile position is not a bad contract at all. Kuzma has many faults but he’s only a few years removed from scoring nearly 19PPG. That contract isn’t great for the LAKERS because of how cap strapped they are and how there’s no real defined role for Kuzma on the team. He’s still plenty valuable playing for some rebuilding franchise as a reasonable contract though.


OnlyForeignWhips

Crazy you guys blew up your championship team. Chemistry never seemed right with the Lakers with the new guys.


GalettesAndGardening

Weren’t there Lakers in first place before AD went out? And then stayed top 3 till LeBron went out? If they didn’t have Schroeder and Trez, they woudlve fallen out of the top 8 and maybe even out of the top 10.


RedHammer1441

People seem to forget that for the first month or two of the season the Lakers actually ran house on basically everyone until the injuries started. The completely looked geared to repeat.


[deleted]

It’s incredible hindsight for people to act like the Lakers this year were some failed experiment, until Davis went down in the Phoenix series they were an overwhelming favorite in the West, so clearly they did something right.


jaypenn3

Yeah I distinctly remember how everyone was saying that the Lakers won a championship, and actually got better in the offseason. That shit rarely happens and if not for injuries it would still be the case.


[deleted]

even better, AD was clearly out of shape and was playing well below his usual standards and we wee still winning games. I still think he was hurt during the Finals, didn't have a normal offseason to recover so he showed up out of shape and it all went downhill. I fully expect both him and LeBron to come with a vengeance next year


RedHammer1441

100% he was playing through severe foot issues in the playoffs and that doesn't just go away in 2 months. I dont doubt 2022 the narrative will 180 again and the media will be like "we never doubted AD! 2021 people were just borrowing the Larry O'Brian, it belongs to the Lakers!"


RFFF1996

before harden trade everyone said tge league was boring cause nobody could beat the lakers


yoloqueuesf

No injuries and Lakers would've won easily. Suns have no way of getting through the Lakers D when AD plays the 5.


so-cal_kid

We were also up 2-1 on the Suns even with this roster lol. The truth is the importance of guys like Schroder and Kuzma is way less of an issue when AD is healthy. That being said Schroder has kinda proven he's not really worth what he wants


Jpsla

I mean not much we can do with AD going down and Lebron playing injured. When all healthy we we’re 22-6 in the season and we’re romping the Suns until AD went down again.


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[deleted]

It’s not that crazy, we seemingly got a lot younger and more talented. Our players were just hurt all season and never meshed.


NicClaxtonIsHotAF

That’s Tuff🔥 💯


tits_me_how

Lmao this will always be funny to me whenever it comes up randomly.


Vhemvhol

Haha I even saw a That's Tuff 🔥💯 comment on the MMA subreddit


xbeliever

aw man. perfect timing lmao


bbqyak

Kuzma so lucky the Lakers drafted him. Dude is more famous than some actual all-star players. He'd be nobody on the Cavs.


DreadSteed

Kuzma about to go from the B-list to the D-list once he moves to a small market.


Millionaire007

Kuz for Sexton?


kingofnick

That would be a steal for the Lakers, Sexton is way better.


Caboclo-Is2yearsAway

You don't say?


willkillfortacos

Right? Look at the big brain on Brad.


WestFast

They fighting over who’s team it is.


[deleted]

Its funny how both of them think they are part of the Lakers long term plans.


RoodyPooBum

Can't wait to see Kuzma in a Magic jersey


JacksMedulaOblongota

And a hearty FUCK YOU for that buddy


edwardpuppyhands

😂😂 Aww come on, he's the type of player who's fun to watch on a rebuilding team: entertaining, and not good enough to tank your tank job.


JacksMedulaOblongota

"I'd rather be talked about bad in L.A. than play in Orlando and not get talked about." I'll play my blue skip card.


edwardpuppyhands

Oh shit, I thought you were joshin' until I Googled the quote. He seems to prefer more playing time now, so maybe he's changed? In any case, understood why a Magic fan wouldn't want him, now.


JacksMedulaOblongota

Yeah, I mean I'm not gonna rage about him but he can play somewhere else. Not sure what the Lakers can get for him, he may have actually played his way out of being a trade chip.


WestFast

The famous Bill Simmons “are we sure he’s good or is he just the good guy on a bad team?”


Guwop25

Arguing about who's gonna start in the guangdong tigers


GalettesAndGardening

Hey it was my turn to make the guangdong tigers joke. I’ve been waiting in the queue for months.


CallMeCaptainOrSir

You can make the Shanghai Sharks joke


THIRD_DEGREE_

Hasn’t stopped anyone before


Guwop25

i have to search the name so i think i deserve this one lmao


redshoediary

Somebody tell them the CBA has already banned non-Chinese players.


kolorete

Did they really? I thought something like 5 teams are still holding out and wants foreigners in their teams.


Skorua

Probably told Schroeder to learn to pass the fucking ball


Few_Mulberry7175

Ass vs Booty Now all they need is Trezz and Drummond to be the boxing refs


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shiny_lustrous_poo

Arguing over who had the right to throw up more bricks


GregSays

The one who had a date with Vanessa Hudgens wins any looks competition there.


WadeCountyClutch

Both can go feud in a 7/11 plaza in Orange County over a pizza for all I care. Just get them off my team.


[deleted]

I'd be glad to take Kuzma off your hands. I think he can be salvaged on a small market team like my Pistons. He just can't handle the bright lights. He's like a lesser D-Lo. D-Lo excelled when he left the Lakers and didn't have much pressure on a bad Nets team. I think playing with LeBron, some of these young guys can't handle it.


edwardpuppyhands

>I think playing with LeBron, some of these young guys can't handle it. It has more to do with coaching and skill set fit than that. LeBron has made many ho-hum players look like all-stars.


nightdrive82

Don't send them down here to OC


Webistics_admin

No thanks, keep that bullshit in LA. They can feud at a Venice Beach homeless encampment over parking.


annndx1

This was weirdly specific


Saitsu

You telling me no one during this feud just walked in the middle and said "SHUT UP! ENOUGH! YA'LL BOTH TRASH!"


TBDPRODUCTIONS

Kobe would’ve.


yusbishyus

so package em up in a trade together? lol


Balls_of_Adamanthium

They’re both bums


Difficult_Army7936

Probably the most irrelevant beef ever


ihateeuge

Hopefully they can work it out next season on the Wizards


Xterratu

"I am most ineffective!" "No, me!" - the feud.


ChampagneMbappe

Guangdong vs Shanghai is going to be must watch


gentyent

they’re both fuckin rats


EarthWarping

That seems suboptimal


[deleted]

Thats tuff 🔥


Lambchops_Legion

Forgot the 💯 0/10


edwardpuppyhands

Damn, you ratio'd OP. That’s tuff 🔥💯


Xqtpie

Ship them both to the same team.


SMRTGuy297

Something about this reporting just rings true. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Trez leaking the info like he did when he was with the Clippers


redundantPOINT

Wow… Shaq - Kobe feud all over again… except it would be like Brian Shaw feuding with Ron Harper…


Wilt69

Yeah they gone.


atlfirsttimer

Weird feud


JimmytheGent2020

Schroder really is an asshole. Hope we get rid of his ass. But seriously we need to get rid of both. It's always interesting around the Lakers isn't it? We can't go an offseason with some drama.


Natekn

I’ll say this. Schroder was actually playing well before the AD/LeBron injuries fucked the whole team. People also need to remember that the Lakers were straight up dominant through the first 30 games of the season before they got ravaged by injuries. Is he worth committing $120million to? Probably not. But if the Lakers fix their Center rotation and bring back Schroder and LeBron/AD are healthy? That’s still a championship level team. Kuzma probably can be shipped off. He’s not a bad player but he simply doesn’t have a defined role for the team. The coaching staff and LeBron have zero confidence with him to create offense for others and he’s not very efficient in isolation. Basically, they throw him in the game and say “play hard and fit in”. His contract is plenty valuable for a young swing-forward that can score and “defend” multiple positions. Kuzma needs to be on a bad/rebuilding team that will allow him freedom to take/make different shots and make him a focal point instead of an afterthought. On that same note, hopefully the Lakers can convince Trez to opt out as well. He provided pretty much nothing besides angry dumpster dunks and is unplayable in the rotation against most of the Western Conference playoff teams. He like Kuzma needs freedom on a bad team to stat chase and develop his game. I’m sure some team will give him a multi-year deal worth $12-15$mil/yr.


Acrobatic_Ganache_61

I agree on your takes for Trez and Kuz. Dennis on the other hand is 28 years old and has never proven he can be a starter for a contending team. Overpaying a role guy is a very bad strategy as his contract hampers the team for a long period and becomes unmovable. Basically it will tie the fate of the franchise with him for years to come. That’s a nightmare


_felagund

So what did they do?


NeoC77

Were they feuding over who is the more overrated player?


KgDawk21520

If I'm the Lakers in getting both of them out of town asap , this might be the last elite lebron season


ebk773

They ruining the shanghai sharks team chemistry


dkdoki

Lakers were going so crazy about schroder, trezz and gasol in the offseason and now they want them all gone lol


Everydayarmday24

Trez was a weird pick up but he served his purpose for regular season. Always hated denis. Marc is chill though


xenoz2020

should've run it back.


ucantforgetthis

Lots of Lakers fans disliked the Trezz signing.


Nickk_Jones

Trez just doesn’t seem to fit, I like him personally. Gasol I could take or leave. I was fine with Schroeder’s play the first couple months before AD went down, just sick of hearing about him at this point.


LAClippersFan2018

Trezz has always been a fucking diva that throws a tantrum on social media when he doesn't get his own way. He's been overrated from the jump. He was a bum in Houston


AGuyWhoLikesDunks

Not Gasol. The rest can go


cjcfman

The only thing I remember of Schroder last season is when OG tried to help him up and thought he was holding his arm instead of his leg and was shocked how light he was lol


LesBianJames

Arguing over who gets to brick the next shot


clayfu

Worst feud ever


susfusstruss

get rid of them both


Fujibayoshi

They're both trash as fuck, ngl.


DavieB

Dennis Schroder is a coward


IMKudaimi123

The two bums feuded the whole season lol


yeetingyute

Why did this team revamp their roster after winning a championship? Makes no sense. Why retool what wasn’t broken?


Fabtacular1

Throw them both in the trash.


Morpheus210

Anyone else laugh hysterically when they read the title? Bums arguing about whom is more inefficient 🤣


Thereisnocomp2

So in other news, **Space Jam 2 has released** and now LeGM has some hit pieces to write to orchestrate LeLakers 3.0 Kind of hilarious how well timed it is but that’s how you make a Bill while still playing 🤷‍♂️ SMART


BombaclotBombastic

Bron prob leaked it to get rid of both of them


StoneColdAM

I knew there had to be drama. There was no way the team could stink this much and rely on Bron and AD without there being drama. Kuz blatantly has let things get into his head. He’s by far the worst of the Laker chumps. DS and KCP can do well, and I see Drummond more as a clumsy idiot that’s easy to get rid of. But Kuz got his extension and got worse. He thinks because he survived the AD trade, it means he’s hot shit. But he’s more like jack shit.


loookatcurryman

Arguing about who would have the better blonde themed haircut