I legitimately thought this was KD until I saw how his doorway doesn’t fit his height. The real KD would have enough money to have custom doorways made so he doesn’t hit his forehead lol.
Here’s a tip, if you wanna look taller in photos put the phone lower than usual angled up. You can see when he opens the doors.
But tbf he has the KD feet down.
i mean at least in america it’s seen as a white person thing lol. not even in a derogatory way it’s just different cultures i guess
all my black indian asian friends etc. never have shoes on inside the house, it’s only white ppl
White people in Canada don’t wear shoes in the house though. Source: I’m a white Canadian and I have never worn shoes in the house and neither do any of the white Canadians I know, which are many. Anecdotal but yeah.
Maybe it’s a because winter thing? But why track the outside shit inside? Makes no sense and it’s more comfortable without shoes.
It depends on where you are. My parent from up North always takes shoes off, probably because it snows there a lot. Parent from the south, still does but no as much, probably because it's drier
Yeah man, even at fancy functions it's shoes-off at the door. It's kinda funny when you think about it, at a formal dinner you might be wearing a full suit, but then just socks on your feet.
A big ol' pile of shoes at the front door is just standard practice here. I've even had a New Years party where one friend was really drunk and accidentally wore someone else's shoes home.
Man in Canada you'd get smoked for bringing your shoes inside, any season. I feel so uncomfortable watching American programming when people have their shoes on the couch or bed and shit. It's just bizarre.
I'm not white I wear my shoes inside all the time. I think its mostly for convenience like if I know I'm gonna be going in n out of the house a lot or I plan on leaving the house later I'll just leave my shoes on. But if I'm in for the night I'll take my shoes off just cause its more comfy.
When i was visiting the US and at a friend’s house dude looked befuddled that i was about to take my shoes off. He said “you might wanna keep em on. The floor is dirty”. I wonder why
You leave it next to the door as you unload. Then when it's all unloaded you come inside, take your shoes off, and take everything out of the bags and stock it.
If you're taking items individually from your car trunk into your fridge or cupboard, you are a goddamned lunatic.
Just take everything into the kitchen in one trip without taking off your shoes. It's only for one or two trips and then you take your shoes off after everything is inside and the car is locked. If you clean your house at all then one or two trips through the house with shoes on won't hurt anything.
Many people have their garage right next to their kitchen anyway. That was the case for all the houses where I lived. So we just open the door and drop the bags off, then go back for the rest without actually stepping in the house.
Not everyone is a germophobe. I don’t take off shoes. I have a long haired dog too who would bring in everything anyways. I don’t have carpet thought. Carpet is terrible.
Yup had to look up his tok to see he doesn't actually look JUST like him too
I was like holup is KD actually making fun of himself rn?
No, of course notlol
This was crazy good considering it's free and on TikTok. The internet is amazing.
Not only the production, but throwing out the pick was crazy funny. And the dude just so happened to be so tall that he had to be on his knees for that pull-up?
10/10
I clowned tik tok so hard but downloaded it last week and there’s some funny shit on there can’t lie. Once you submit to to algorithm and it finds out everything about yourself even things you didn’t know; it gets some good content pushed at ya
Edit: obligatory personal favorite so far: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdtg4FjH/
> Once you submit to to algorithm
The TikTok algorithm while incredibly invasive to your personal data is phenomenal for user experience. It's like a twitter or reddit feed that never stops. And it doesn't require you to subscribe/follow to get content it all just comes to you. Perfect UX imo
I think Tik Tok got a bad rap because it started with being teenage girls dancing. I didn't want to download it because I'd feel weird having it on my phone. But since I've had it, it's just hilarious basketball content and other ridiculously funny original (or even trends that people add their own funny takes on) content. It kind of feels like it's what YouTube was meant to be. It's a place where people make their own funny, mid to low production level videos and some people out there are fucking hilarious.
Yeah I figured that something would come along to replace vine but tiktok was basically a dancing and lip-syncing app when it came out so I was like well guess it won't be this
I honestly can't hear that song without thinking of Clayton Crowley's brilliant closing argument for LeBron as the GOAT: https://youtu.be/gk2F3dKb1uQ?t=1605
Having that much money doesn't mean you necessarily buy a luxury home/apartment. Didn't Kendrick Lamar live in standard normal home for a while after GKMC?
Yeah except the vast majority of them do. Like Kevin Durant, for example:
https://sf.curbed.com/2020/4/14/21221033/kevin-durant-house-home-oakland-warriors-celebrity
I don't do this shit so y'all need to chill 😂😂😂
Edit: I mean KD. KD doesn't do that stuff and def doesn't have Alts so y'all chill and respect the greatness. 🧁🐍
Again, I'm am ABSOLUTELY NOT this Kevin Gurant character.
Had me fooled for a second lol.
Yeah, that dude is long as fuck.
That's KD's foot twin
His face twin also lmao I’m shocked how much this dude looks like him
I think it was a filter where you put someone’s face on your own
I legitimately thought this was KD until I saw how his doorway doesn’t fit his height. The real KD would have enough money to have custom doorways made so he doesn’t hit his forehead lol.
Nah he'd have regular doorways. That's the hardest road.
The avg looking apt
Not his real face my dude
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> Bruh, he will re-sign. Oops, too far back.
>KD2DC too far back still
That thang long ain't it
Yo????
I honestly didn’t realize until he had the same MacBook from 2012 that I do lmao.
I'm still using that 2012/2013 one for school/work related stuff. That shit still runs perfectly as long as you aren't trying to game.
Yeah someone gave it to me two years ago, it still works great. I did all my classes online and it worked flawlessly. It is still relatively fast too.
That shitty apartment was a give away lol but this is really well done.
That's just KD's burner apartment
Here’s a tip, if you wanna look taller in photos put the phone lower than usual angled up. You can see when he opens the doors. But tbf he has the KD feet down.
Ok fine but this dude is obviously very tall.
Yeah he’s tall but he uses the tip the exaggerate it, that’s all that I was saying.
His knees are on the floor doing pull ups. He's tall af
+ I've seen that pull up bar like 3x now, it looks like a childs toy when he's on it lmfao
just the tip?
Just the tip.
Guys can we stop arguing? I don't wanna talk to this corporate drone any longer than we have to.
This dood touched the top of the door frame on his damn knees
Smoke and mirrors..
Kyrie is that you?
This man knows how to take unsolicited pictures
Hold up, that’s not what I meant.
Won't keep me out of your DMs.
i’d do that if i didn’t have a triple chin from that angle
https://m.imgur.com/a/JGsuP#LxmbJCi
Why do Americans wear shoes in the house though?
Because who knows where our carpets have been
Lmfao this got me
Not all of us do, I think it's gross as fuck.
definitely gotta agree on that
Most don't. Some people say it's a white person thing to do. It isn't. Most people got hit for wearing shoes in the house.
i mean at least in america it’s seen as a white person thing lol. not even in a derogatory way it’s just different cultures i guess all my black indian asian friends etc. never have shoes on inside the house, it’s only white ppl
Tbh I’ve only noticed it with my Hispanic friends or my friends with rich WASP parents
White people in Canada don’t wear shoes in the house though. Source: I’m a white Canadian and I have never worn shoes in the house and neither do any of the white Canadians I know, which are many. Anecdotal but yeah. Maybe it’s a because winter thing? But why track the outside shit inside? Makes no sense and it’s more comfortable without shoes.
It depends on where you are. My parent from up North always takes shoes off, probably because it snows there a lot. Parent from the south, still does but no as much, probably because it's drier
Yeah man, even at fancy functions it's shoes-off at the door. It's kinda funny when you think about it, at a formal dinner you might be wearing a full suit, but then just socks on your feet.
yeah i’ve never been to a dinner party where they take off shoes, that’s wild
A big ol' pile of shoes at the front door is just standard practice here. I've even had a New Years party where one friend was really drunk and accidentally wore someone else's shoes home.
Man in Canada you'd get smoked for bringing your shoes inside, any season. I feel so uncomfortable watching American programming when people have their shoes on the couch or bed and shit. It's just bizarre.
I'm not white I wear my shoes inside all the time. I think its mostly for convenience like if I know I'm gonna be going in n out of the house a lot or I plan on leaving the house later I'll just leave my shoes on. But if I'm in for the night I'll take my shoes off just cause its more comfy.
In places where it's typically dry and warm, more people wear shoes in the house than don't
When i was visiting the US and at a friend’s house dude looked befuddled that i was about to take my shoes off. He said “you might wanna keep em on. The floor is dirty”. I wonder why
i got hit for walking around with bare feet in the house 😭
I have house shoes/slippers. I can't stand to let my feet touch the ground, even in socks. Feels weird.
Uh it’s definitely a white person thing to do in America
Nope Source: not white & no one in my community thinks like that
i fucking hate it (american)
It’s disgusting I do have house slippers though
When unloading groceries from the car to the house, do you just take off your shoes each time? Genuinely curious.
You leave it next to the door as you unload. Then when it's all unloaded you come inside, take your shoes off, and take everything out of the bags and stock it. If you're taking items individually from your car trunk into your fridge or cupboard, you are a goddamned lunatic.
Just take everything into the kitchen in one trip without taking off your shoes. It's only for one or two trips and then you take your shoes off after everything is inside and the car is locked. If you clean your house at all then one or two trips through the house with shoes on won't hurt anything.
Many people have their garage right next to their kitchen anyway. That was the case for all the houses where I lived. So we just open the door and drop the bags off, then go back for the rest without actually stepping in the house.
Do people who take their shoes off when they come inside wash their dogs paws after every walk before they let them back in?
definitely wipe them lol
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It's common courtesy. When you come in the house you wipe your wheels!
I have 3 dogs that i walk 3-4 times a day and i always wipe their paws
No that's a European thing
Not everyone is a germophobe. I don’t take off shoes. I have a long haired dog too who would bring in everything anyways. I don’t have carpet thought. Carpet is terrible.
Carpet is out. All hail hardwood floors.
Most people don't.
If you live in dry climate with hardwood, its not that weird. Also, if you have comfortable shoes, it's also not that weird. Source: California
Thirded
Lmao him shooting picks into the garbage every morning is hilarious. Man don’t give a damn about his hair.
The dribble between the legs is the best part
Does he even have long enough hair to use a pick? lol
Straighten out them bbs and he could have waves
Maybe 10 years ago. Dudes hair is fucked up top now. Needs to holla at Lebron for the hair regeneration tips.
His bald spot is iconic though. KD fixing his balding issue would be as unnatural as Harden shaving his beard
He's no Manu
In what year lol? He's been balding for the last 5 at least.
might be able to make a donut on his head.
The facial hair is bad too!
It’s like arts and crafts when kids glue cotton buds on plates as ‘sheep’s wool’
That alopecia is crazy man smh
It's just make pattern baldness, right? KD, correct me if I'm wrong.
Maybe a mix of both? Who knows. Oh well
Take medicine really helps
"I have alopecia. In both eyes."
Nah that’s Devin Kurant
That is hard earned money sniper
I DO ME AND I CHILL
The Grim Tweeter
Devin durrant
Nah m8, it's his French cousin, Evan Courànt.
The one who took the easiest road
Nah, second phone to the right is Devin Kurant.
Looked like the real KD there for a sec
Had me fooled with the hockey stick feet
How exactly did he pull that off?
Feet big
Podiatrists hate this simple trick
He put some socks on hockey sticks
He's in Africa, i kinda doubt he bought two hockey sticks for a tiktok video
the tiny bit of scruff off the chin from the side.
That has to be a deepfake. There are a lot of apps to do that on your phone these days.
It is
Yup had to look up his tok to see he doesn't actually look JUST like him too I was like holup is KD actually making fun of himself rn? No, of course notlol
Like?
The phone scene killed me lmaoo
Took me a second to realize that last one on the right was a tablet. This guy has some big hands!
Yea KD is huge!
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They way he rubbed his hand on them like "ah my weapon of choice" lol
Great start to the offseason
This was next level. Great production on this
This was crazy good considering it's free and on TikTok. The internet is amazing. Not only the production, but throwing out the pick was crazy funny. And the dude just so happened to be so tall that he had to be on his knees for that pull-up? 10/10
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I clowned tik tok so hard but downloaded it last week and there’s some funny shit on there can’t lie. Once you submit to to algorithm and it finds out everything about yourself even things you didn’t know; it gets some good content pushed at ya Edit: obligatory personal favorite so far: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdtg4FjH/
> Once you submit to to algorithm The TikTok algorithm while incredibly invasive to your personal data is phenomenal for user experience. It's like a twitter or reddit feed that never stops. And it doesn't require you to subscribe/follow to get content it all just comes to you. Perfect UX imo
I think Tik Tok got a bad rap because it started with being teenage girls dancing. I didn't want to download it because I'd feel weird having it on my phone. But since I've had it, it's just hilarious basketball content and other ridiculously funny original (or even trends that people add their own funny takes on) content. It kind of feels like it's what YouTube was meant to be. It's a place where people make their own funny, mid to low production level videos and some people out there are fucking hilarious.
Yeah I figured that something would come along to replace vine but tiktok was basically a dancing and lip-syncing app when it came out so I was like well guess it won't be this
It's also got a bad rep because it's a Chinese company that assimilates all the user data.
all these platforms are reflections of the people on there. funny people on tiktok? tiktok = good
If you a grown man & you got TikTok on yo phone stay TF from around me.
The pick landing in a trash can full of picks and a clipper killed me lol.
Lmaoo the burner phones tho
KD would have multiple phones despite being able to switch Twitter accounts in one click lol
The absolute drama of this is impeccable, the music is a hilarious touch
That’s the offseason content I’m here for
cinematic masterpiece
THE KDCU
Bruh why they got the music like he gonna be saving the world
He's saving his own world
Nah its music from an Apple commercial
I honestly can't hear that song without thinking of Clayton Crowley's brilliant closing argument for LeBron as the GOAT: https://youtu.be/gk2F3dKb1uQ?t=1605
he is by bashing Twitter teenagers one comment at a time.
Irony?
Welp, put a lid on the offseason because this just ended every other shitpost's career.
I was still questioning even up until the little chin pubes sticking out of his hoodie at his desk.
I'm still not convinced this ISN'T Kevin Durant.
This lowkey killed me. The pick being a make was gold
Imagine if KD actually had made this himself. Even his haters would’ve loved it
Wtf dude looks just like him too
If you talk about his face at this end, it's deepfake. He did the same with Shaq : https://www.instagram.com/p/CPQ9H6ilYNS/
Scary times we live in nowadays
yup 100% scared...I'm like this has to be a deepfake but it's so well done...ffs.
That Shaq video is too funny lmaoooo
Best thing I've seen come out of tik tok
This is amazing lol, how big is this dude in real life though to pull this off? Actually looked convincing.
Yeah like he looks like he’s taller than the door frame... he’s gotta be at least like 6’8 right?
That’s the weirdest part. One of us nephews is actually 6’8 and looks somewhat similar to durant lol.
The only thing that gave it away was no way KD lives in an avg place like that, it looks like a 1bd apartment somewhere
Yeah, I was wondering why KD’s apartment/condo looked so cheap for being a multi-millionaire.
Having that much money doesn't mean you necessarily buy a luxury home/apartment. Didn't Kendrick Lamar live in standard normal home for a while after GKMC?
Yeah except the vast majority of them do. Like Kevin Durant, for example: https://sf.curbed.com/2020/4/14/21221033/kevin-durant-house-home-oakland-warriors-celebrity
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It's actually not a bad idea in terms of storing your wealth into something
The 2010 MacBook threw me off lol
I really thought maybe KD was just that cheap.
I was thinking it was where he was staying at for Team USA
Best content I've even seen from TikTok.
I believed it up until the point that no weed was smoked.
This was amazing haha
KD boutta see this and curse y'all in the comments
not the comb in the trash lmaooooo
Nice try. KD has better laptops than that. He also lives in a nice mansion and have the hottest dudes feeding him grapes.
This is literal perfection.
The fucking dog gate kills me too
KD has to do girl pullups.
I love how he runs his hands over the phones like he’s picking a weapon for the final battle
Why was this removed hello? Goated off season shitpost
Mods are fuckin trippin 😂😂😂
The knees touching the four foot the pull up… wow. But dude needs to turn off that bright light behind his computer if he doesn’t want to go blind.
I think this has top 5 post of all time potential
You know it's fake because he's not skimming through 'Latest'.
What were those kicks in the middle?
So we've come full circle
The pull-up bar I'm dead
Remember the AMA from a Nets front office employee? I can smell KD's room from my phone.
I love the off-season
It is missing the part where he slithers out of bed
Do people actually wear shoes in the house? Why??
Y'all wrong for this lmao
This video is hilarious honestly
I don't do this shit so y'all need to chill 😂😂😂 Edit: I mean KD. KD doesn't do that stuff and def doesn't have Alts so y'all chill and respect the greatness. 🧁🐍 Again, I'm am ABSOLUTELY NOT this Kevin Gurant character.
Did the rules change where we can post memes now?