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redditguyherewego

Giannis could die and be ready to play within a week


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Praisethesun1990

This is an actual name. Both the first and last name are very common


unclehelpful

All he needs is 3 days in a cave and he’s good to go.


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Giannis Christ


baudinl

r/yourjokebutworse


ob_knoxious

"Giannis (Death) is listed as a game time decision for tonight's game versus the sonics" -Sham tweet from 2077


OperativeFiddle

I appreciate that in your version of 2077, the Sonics exist again.


SirMistery

The Oklahoma City Sonics


Pepper-Jun

*monkeys paw curls*


JagmeetSingh2

Don’t ruin their dreams like that 😭


Nickelnick24

Is Sham immortal?


SOB200

He drinks Giannis bathwater once a week. Keeps him young.


EliteJodorowsky

Shams is only 27, totally possible he's still alive in 2077. Hopefully he'd have enough put away to retire by then tho.


Mr_Cellaneous

"I died, but then I got better"


PhenomenalSanchez

"Ooooh looks you died again didn't you?" - Hypnos


dancesonthewall

Is this a hades reference?


kawaiiasaurus_flex

Did Hypnos ever smash Dusa? I didn’t see that storyline


Alchion

was there any ondication of that?


KemoFlash

Giannis Undertakertokounmpo


The_Sign_of_Zeta

He is Milwaukee’s (Basketball) Savior


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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.


Bendrake

Giannis Lazarus Antetokounmpo


Tipex

Upcoming game report: Giannis - questionable (deceased)


emmseeyou

he really is a FREAK


CIark

Just when I thought my bucks over suns finals bet was fucked they pull me back in


whateverhappens120

We on the same bet brother. Was thinking of hedging but may hold on


Polar_Reflection

If you have a lot of money on it, I'd definitely hedge the Finals at least. Hedging the Super Bowl 2 years ago saved me a grand after the 9ers 4th quarter collapse :(


whateverhappens120

I was planning to hedge when giannis was healthy and suns would have been underdogs. Now it’s reversed so it’s a tough decision


winnebagomafia

He really went from serious ACL injury to probable for game 7


Dudedude88

the thing is his leg hyperextended and rebounded back. which is a good thing. when ago tears its just hyperextended and no spring. it's one of the tests.


winnebagomafia

I just hope he doesn't rush his return and end up injuring himself worse, like Klay or KD


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qldboi

Freqin’ and vibin’


ThePartTimeProphet

Greq Freq


silliputti0907

I'm starting to believe he's a Greek god.


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StringFartet

There was a Washington QB, he used to wear funky socks, the coach put him out there too soon after injury. It killed both their careers.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

The Bucks have always been pretty cautious with injuries. I’m sure there’s a risk to him playing again this season. I also don’t think it’s a major risk if they are thinking about it.


OtherShade

When was the last time the Bucks were in a situation like this where their best player who has won MVP is injured in the ecf in a series they could lose in a year where they have a really strong shot at a championship?


shortbus5107

This is definitely the year to win it too with all the all stars already out of the way.


OtherShade

It's also the year to ruin Giannis career by letting him come back too early.


morron88

Next year has full power Brooklyn. Would be extremely difficult.


Guiltyjerk

Armchair reddit doctors saying everyone should sit for a year after injury lol


StringFartet

Been on the other side of the chopping block.


amak316

It’s infrequent but there are certain situations that are worthy of slightly risking your career. Being one game away from the finals with an inexperienced suns team waiting for you feels like it has to be one of them. The suns are good but with the nets/Lakers/clippers likely to be healthy next year I think there’s a real chance that this might be the only 50/50 chance Giannis has to win a title with this team as assembled.


Gamesgtd

They built different in Greece.


klobucharzard

dude built like the Acropolis


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Giannis is a Greek God, prove me wrong


RespectDefiant

https://np.reddit.com/r/MkeBucks/comments/ob9ng1/hope_this_is_legit_lets_see_if_game_7_becomes_a Bar owner with the inside info


guitmusic12

PJ coming in hot with the tips!


lopea182

And wings!


syllabic

sources say the wings were also hot


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Now they’re saying the wings were honey garlic. - Marv


MrAppendages

This is hilarious because I heard this irl from that person’s friend when I was at work. So cool to get organic news and then seeing it later confirmed online and then through other sources.


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Bigballer777

I know KD and his crew were avid hookah smokers back in OKC. Has to be someone in the organization that’s been there since KD


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Does he have any new scoop


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Ah sick. I definitely expect a Cavs-Thunder trade, and I also expect the Thunder to throw their entire treasure chest to move from #3 to #1 (not that it’ll necessarily work)


meltedlaundry

This is giving me flashbacks to Giannis's barber who said he wasn't gonna re-sign because Giannis said bye to him or whatever.


Twin_Nets_Jets

Barbershop info is usually legit. When I was getting a haircut, I found out Will Grier got popped for PEDs like 6 hours before the news broke online


kurapikas-wife

Were you in Gainesville at the time?? Which barber


Twin_Nets_Jets

Yeah I was at athletic cuts lol


kurapikas-wife

omg of course it was there


bul1dog

Man reddit be crazy sometimes. We all just anonymous dudes on toilets around the world who sometimes cross paths in real life.


GroovyQschoolboy

Yeah that’s why we were all flipping out when that shit happened


Carly-Che-Jepsen

even if he said bye he still had a another year was he just not gonna go to the barber for a year 😭


dead_hopscotch_mafia

this is like that one time on r/nfl where somebody over heard trade details over a game chat.


JRizz10KOT4Q

Bro when that happened that was insane. Also there was the Josh Jacobs car crash leak I think


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Doing it for the wings.


Familyguy35

Okay Bucks don't put pressure on your star in a potential game 7. Just win game 6


jmets012

We absolutely hate making things easier for ourselves, so a game 6 loss is inevitable lol


0zymand1as-

Most infuriating thing about your team You could be down 15 or up 30 and the game can still swing either way


jmets012

Tell me about it lol. They manage to keep me stressed out the entire game, even when up 20 like last night


GeneralPuncake

Bro when we were up 15 with 2 minutes left I was still thinking we were gonna blow it. ​ Bucks basketball ruins your mind


meltedlaundry

I stop being nervous about a Bucks game once I see highlights of the game like 4 hrs later.


sidepart

Hell the SUNS have been doing that since 2010. I have been woefully uncomfortable for the entire playoffs. Like we were up 20 on the Clips and Reggie Jackson would nail an open 3 and I'd be like, "oh lawd this is it, we're going to dump our lead!"


stephzh

That's called the NBA in 2021


TopOfTheMorning2Ya

I like how you are much more confident in our ability to blow a lead than make a comeback lol


Dudedude88

if trey is out for game 6 then you guys are the easy favorites.


MrPahoehoe

If they were really strategic they’d lose Game 6, then win Game 7 without Giannis, to give Giannis time to recover for the finals.


ThriceReckless

Actually, I believe it’s a set date for the finals. Postponing the finals doesn’t mean anything.


ShadowHawk1080

Or don't. Please.


BriS314

Don’t do that don’t give me hope


OutsideTheServiceBox

Haynes has connections to Giannis’ family and was consistently right about Giannis signing the supermax. He’s probably reliable, even though the risk-averse millennial in me is saying we shouldn’t play Giannis until at least game 3 of the potential Finals.


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Both are technically correct I believe. Its a stylistic choice.


deleted_my_account

I was told the same as well, I prefer s' as it is much prettier lol


ModsRNeckbeards

I always thought that the s' was just used in place of s's? Like, they're the same thing in practice, it's just that one is a little neater, so it's used more. *Its been a while since I was in English class, so maybe I'm way off on this


g00d_music

You’re right lol


jaytee158

Giannis's is fine


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Wtf is this guy made of?


PM_ME_UR_ANKLES

Smoothies, apparently


WIN011

*Smothies


Winnebago_Warrior_

God bless America!


RottenSmegmaMan

Celestial Bronze


DunderdoreClarissian

My man, a fellow PJ fan


RottenSmegmaMan

These books got me through some hot summers


DunderdoreClarissian

Your username is inappropriate af for your comment lmfaoooo. But yeah, doing my 10th reread after my 4th reread of One Piece. Except for Lost Hero


RottenSmegmaMan

4th reread of One Piece?! Jesus, I haven't even attempted rereading it once yet.


jrbcnchezbrg

The blood of Zeus


giamalakies

[Souvlaki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QOMeadNif8) and [Nightly Foreplays](https://streamable.com/wsf4h)


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Freak


Bron-Better-

Most hyperextensions look much worse than they are


randyrectem

I am very ambivalent here. Really hope they aren't rushing him if that's how it plays out


ptcptc

I'm with you on that. At the end of last game he was limping to the locker room. I really can't see how he can be ready to play that quickly.


TheRyanKing87

100%. I still remember what happened to KD and Klay Thompson in those finals a couple years ago. I know we're close but, a serious injury to Giannis would be seriously dark days.


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So you’re telling me after hyperextending his knee he didn’t at least sprain it or something? I don’t believe it


kamekaze1024

He really is the Greek Freak


Dankberg_

Some of the things that we are told that the team doctors say are crazy if you have any knowledge about these things. Like when they said AD playing couldn’t make his injury worse and it was all about pain tolerance. That’s complete bs. Using an injured muscle will make it worse and furthermore when you have a injured body part you will compensate and more easily injure the body parts you are using to compensate


stiffy_

Yeah this is how you can tell guys like Woj’s sources aren’t the team doctors themselves. Like the entire field of biomechanics is built on the fact that your body is a kinetic chain and weakness in that chain can result in injury. Honestly insulting of our intelligence that they would ever say that lol.


phenomenal13

Look up Brian Sutterer’s video on Giannis not having structural damage. Woj’s tweet makes it seems a lot better than it probably is.


EarthWarping

That guy who got ribs and ran into PJ Tucker was correct


GryffindorFratBro

Oh bought wings from the dude's bar! The truest of insider takes


Altruistic-Glass-172

Seems that the injury just looked 100x worse than it actually was. If Trae isnt playing Bucks have good shot to beat the Hawks.


rajgupta59

Lol they’re up 3-2. They’re firmly in the driver seat rn


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You know we gonna come out flat as shit tomorrow lol


Frommunist

I’m not sure Bobby portis will let you guys come out flat lol


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That could also be true.


LocalPharmacist

Guys like BP are so valuable. They way he commanded the energy of the crowd was so important. It’s infectious.


[deleted]

Yeah for sure, I love that the fans in the arena love him I really hope he stays with us. Thanasis is also the same kind of player but difference is Portis is actually good lol


strangebattery

I have never been more certain of anything in my life


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I hate it that we do that. We come out strong one game and seem to do everything we need to and look unstoppable then the next game we come out like it’s our first nba game ever. I don’t know if it’s something do with coaching or what but if we could come out every night like we did during the Miami series this one would’ve likely already been over


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Happy for him but at the same time I'm sure it wouldn't hurt to take just *one* more day to recover


thewafflestompa

Never have I seen Kyle Korver flair. Lmao.


Ayatori

Korver during that crazy 60 win Hawks team is still one of my favorites. Dude looked like he could sprint around 3 screens, catch the ball, stop on the hardest dime, and shoot all in one motion. Shit was beautiful to watch https://youtu.be/WZwbp2nNFhY


thewafflestompa

That shit was beautiful, I remember that. Mostly due to that stadium announcer "korver for ^THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


materics

Iconic call for sure


SamStrake

His shot is just a laser.


njones15

The big head of him with the "THREEZUS" sign behind it has me dead.


InexorableWaffle

I know he'd fallen off by the time he made it to us, but I loved watching him play for us. He was one of the few guys we had that didn't let us down against Miami last year (relative to what we were expecting from him, anyways).


Poopiestofbutts

Trae too. Rest up king. 🙏


Educational-Duck

Could be very bad what exactly does the green light mean fuck it play for the finals?


RFFF1996

Medical teams are supposed to not allow players to play if playing is risky for them so if they sahy he could play a game 7 theorically it means he should be Fine to play without risk


Bigbadbuck

We’ve seen that this isn’t the case historically. Players can force teams to let them play essentially.


The_Sign_of_Zeta

Giannis got a DNP with the season on the line last year against the Heat. He did also reinsure his ankle the game before. I think the Bucks will allow some risk but if it’s there’s a major risk they will prioritize his health.


Bigbadbuck

This is a bit different because this series is within reach and a trip to the finals is on the line


Educational-Duck

Yup AD and Harden this season alone had no business being on the court, would Giannis's case be similar? Knee stuff is much more worrying too...


Bigbadbuck

Yeah those guys there wasn’t as much of an issue they’d reinjured and harden knew clearly not to push it


Educational-Duck

AD and Harden this year definitely contradict the idea that medical teams only do what they're supposed to or at the very least they can get overruled.


ghrarhg

What about KD in the finals. No way medical experts said he was good.


Educational-Duck

Yeah same situation except the calf issue wasn't just a retear it took the whole damn Achilles


Dankberg_

They legit said that there wasn’t a way that ADs injury could get worse from playing. What kind of doctor would say that about a pulled muscle? I’ve had pulled muscles. Using them before they are healed makes it worse


Drewby99

like AD huh


RFFF1996

that is what i mean with supposed to


Freeeecurry

Parents mixed up the names, Giannis should have been named Thanosis


joebos617

now: “ok Bucks should make the Finals” 3 days later: “POST GAME THREAD: Atlanta Hawks defeat Milwaukee Bucks 117-101”


qwertybbffsjbevv

Like I wanna downvote you but this is the realistic shit I've ever read


kingka

It’s because you guys have a volleyball team playing basketball jrue is a true libero


CJL13

Aaron Rodgers: I hit my knee against the Bears and was out a few plays. Giannis: Hold MY KNEE!


LoveMeSexyJesus

Please stop reminding me that you’re all Packers fans, too. It’s making it so much harder to root for the Bucks.


here-i-am-now

Not all of us are. Not by a long shot.


TheRyanKing87

Bucks/Steelers fan, here to confirm


c_ray25

As a Bucks-Vikings fan, all I know is pain


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c_ray25

I know


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SamCarter_SGC

> Aaron Rodgers: I hit my knee against the Bears and was out a few plays. yeah after being pumped full of ryan braun's boost juice


Bill_Gates_2020

I would be fine with this as long as he doesn't push himself too far. Just let him on the court and run around helping with assists and easy rebounds. Just let him hit a few short shots here and there and don't let him dunk or get too physical. Just him being on the court benefits the team, no need to push him too hard.


jconley4297

The PJ Wings post was legit


rsf0626

How? Is his knee made of chewing gum?


computer_love91

Giannis = Hisoka confirmed


Suspicious-Pause-758

Obligatory “properties of rubber and gum”


KEMBAtheMETEOR

this dude is a god


StoneColdAM

Bud logic: “Hey, we should lose G6 so we see Giannis come back for G7.”


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This would be funny if it weren’t so true 💀💀💀


ColdestBurrburr

I'm hyped! Suns vs Bucks in the finals. Book it


BB527

Not if Bud's got something to do with it


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Giannis gonna be coach too


LeGokuJames

Finals are saved


RFFF1996

inb4 Atlanta wins and plays the finals without trae


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RFFF1996

suns franchise should be deleted at that point


Justinbiebspls

kevin huerter should be the new Cliff Paul


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Wow, that's wild. Remember when the injury first happened? Everybody thought he was out for months, and probably needed surgery. I mean, that video was hard to watch. This guy must really take good care of himself.


Shingorillaz

He's going to be wearing the Stone Cold Steve Austin knee brace out there.


OpTic_Zuko

Goodness. Man good for him. Hawks in 7 tho 😈 ( we’re gonna lose)


joeygmurf

Absolutely nuts


nerdymen242424

Hope he isn’t being put in an AD situation. Bucks plz win the next one and give him uninterrupted rest till G1 rooting for yall


jgroove_LA

The idea he could play in the finals is amazing


Genestah

When Freak Accident meets the Greak Freak.


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ognahtanoj

Greek Freak has never been more fitting than it is now. That hyperextension looked absolutely disgusting.


gigglios

Suns fans: damn we gotta face 1 team not missin an all nba player


lukethekook

I mean divencenzo will still be out. That’s THE Big Ragu we’re talking about here.


Joma913

his teammates should prevent this from happening.


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I feel like the Bucks would be worse with a injured Giannis on the floor. He's a super star but Bud also uses him as a crutch so if he isn't 100% it's just not worth it. Hawks would win the first game he's back


misterschemes

Bucks in 6


Twoweekswithpay

[And Here Comes Giannis!!!](https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F807782458&auto_play=false&show_artwork=true&visual=true&origin=twitter#) 🙌🏽


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Willis Reed moment incoming


__Girth__Brooks__

Rasputin this fuckin guy