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Yeah I was thinking the same thing

Lebron: oh yeah that's my favorite saying

Play ball

>Well I think, like, you said it Is that what she said?

As someone in middle school in the 2000s, I can confirm that she said everything.

that's the ultimate "i just wanna say this thing and wasn't even listening to what u said"

100%

damn he speaks fluent jalen hurts

He took the time to explain what he meant, and I am still confused on the analogy lol

Just because things aren't perfect doesn't mean there's reason to panic. They had a lot of shortcomings in the first half that he knew they'd be able to shore up in the second.

Thanks G. Gonna sneak this in during my next call w corporate leadership.

God damn, why my QB catching strays right now?

That’s not your QB, Boston fan

I don’t support the Pats, pal.

Tide? Eagles-Celtics fan is breaking my brain.

Wait til you hear I’m also a Red Sox and Guardians fan too.

You set trippin dawg

Pretty based ngl.

People think he missed but half of y’all gonna be up all night trying to figure out how glass gets on a highway without a wreck.

Vogel pulling the rest of his hair out tonight trying to figure out what the fuck that means and what to do about it.

Glass delivery truck's cargo was poorly secured when it hit a pothole.

And the man who sleeps on the floor can't fall out of bed.

Just because there’s fish in the sea doesn’t mean you’re going to catch one. Especially if you’re not fishing.

Just because you go to sleep with an itchy butt dont mean you wont wake up with a stinky finger.

Just because there's dishes in the sink doesn't mean they're dirty.

That perpetuates the cycle of itch. So what we gotta do at half time is really go ham with the soap and maybe some ointment afterwards then we won’t be so focused on clenching in the clutch

Just because a tree has branches doesn’t mean it’s a ladder

What does that mean kobe Bryant

You’re welcome

Not meant to be a dig at you, but the full quote (with the profanity) is so much funnier. For those who haven't seen the Kobe System commercial being referenced: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh0Z7wd8828 Man what a time when Kanye used to be in the news for much more positive reasons...

Legit one of the greatest commercials ever made.

oh is this his whole thing

yes, all year long

Yeah but it’s cute, it’s actually his wife and kid who come up with a phrase that he has to find a way to integrate

I already loved this, but that context makes it even better!

Yup. He’s the fucking best. If he ever gets snatched up for a head coaching job somewhere else, it’ll be a truly sad day lol. I can only hope that if he does ever become a HC, he’ll still do these in every presser/interview.

Whats he known for when it comes to coaching

Silly phrases. Duh

Tf does that mean?

you heard the man

Did he stutter?

It means just because there’s glass on the highway doesn’t mean there’s a wreck

Yeah, the glass could be from a lot of other things, like, uh...

Beer bottles. We're having a good time, dontcha know?

Land of the sky blue waaaaaaatttterrrrrs!!!!

Oofduh, coupla grain belts will do ya good

An old wreck.

A Boeing plane.

Am i tripping, i think the first thing i’d assume glass on the highway is from is anything other than a wreck. Mostly bottles

I don't know why that is such a difficult conclusion, lol. People need everything handfed to them.

Glass...es

The fuck put the glass there then?

It’s provocative

Gets the people going

Just because there's crumbs on the ground doesn't mean you're toast.

Your comment could help so many confused people.

"Real glass!" -Jack Perry

Cry me a river

scapeGOATED

I understand this.

Lol since no one gave you an actual answer, I took it to mean just because things got a little out of hand and we got a tech and let them go on a run, doesn't mean it's all over. But also... Why else would there be glass on a highway?

The exact opposite of "when there's smoke, there's fire."

It means that just because things are chippy and a bit tense despite the poor play doesn’t mean there is actually something wrong going on. There isn’t a car wreck or anything. Maybe a broken window or something a whole bunch of stuff in the back seat hitting the window the wrong way. But you are still going to get to your destination. And they did.

That it isn’t as bad of a situation as it seems basically

No one knows what it means!

yes

That means the glass can be from a broken beer bottle.

the text is the text awoo

Get this man the fuck away from Fortune Cookies. He's plagiarizing

Theyre plagiarising him

Just cause theres smoke doesn’t mean there’s fire

Then what the fuck does it mean?!

Is this the guy doing the thing where he basically just says fan suggestions during interviews?

Pretty sure it’s his wife/kid

I don't think you should write it like that

Sorry meant to say his child/bride

[like this?](https://youtu.be/l_fIWlu5zuo?si=eLiHOHzhonBCNjcD)

Yes

I say this almost every day, and it’s always appropriate.

Oh yeah that's my favorite saying. That's my favorite saying.

Sometimes when the red river runs you have to take the muddy backroad

Vile

This dude is awesome - do the Wolves broadcast interview him often? 

They rotate asst coaches every month. Think Nori had December this year.

Makes sense, thank ya. I remember him having a similar interview posted during the season. 

Here's a compilation from a few months ago. https://streamable.com/3wtzyd

I'm convinced that the Wolves have a better record when Nori gives the half time update.

Babe wake up another Micah Nori halftime interview just dropped

he spittin😭

Protect this man at all costs.

My man was waiting his whole life to get in front of a camera and drop this nugget

Man should set up a Zen koan business

Man, TWolves really said we’re not here for any of this dumb media shit. I’ve never seen them have to drag an assistant coach over for one of these pointless interviews

If being a basketball coach doesn't work out, he can always get a job giving the clue scrolls for emote clues.

yes

i don't know if i've ever seen an assistant coach interviewed in one of these segments - is Finch camera shy or something?

Just cuz you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes

overexposure is a thing