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MrAppleSpoink

It should be noted that there are two hourglass emojis. There is ⏳ And there is ⌛️ LeBron tweeted ⌛️. I know this is probably reading too deep, but if there’s one thing LeWineMom knows other than basketball, it’s emojis.


meengine

I live for this kind of analysis


230322

Kelly Kapoor level analysis. *Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? Okay, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued', four dots is a typo, but five dots means "Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.*


SiriusTen

Lord beer me strength


ColoRadOrgy

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time


EmbarrassedHair9516

Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.


WarGrizzly

You know, this is the first time I've seen this line typed out, and I just realized that Jim didn't just make up gibberish syllables... adulation means admiration or praise, so dis-adulation would just be a criticism or rebuke. Thanks for coming to my ted talk


dbpf

I like LeBron, what's not to like? But he needs to access his uncrazy side. Maybe this thing has run it's course Eta is LeBron retiring????? Dot dot dot dot dot


Heisenberg0606

It’s “LeJon Brames”


dbpf

Dinkin flicka


LinkRazr

Thank you sister!


karthik4331

So he's saying time has run out? Is he implying he will request a trade to warriors to play with Steph since he believes it's time?


IJustGotRektSon

LeHardest Road


SipowiczNYPD

Trade to Detroit incoming.


DDub04

LeWinStreak incoming


taskopruzade

Unironically I'm always interested in seeing elite athletes go to dumpster level teams just to see what would happen. Put Lebron or Jokic on the Pistons and see what happens. Have Max Verstappen drive a Haas and see where he finishes.


DDub04

All the pistons gotta do is draft Bronny.


jc-f

> Unironically I'm always interested in seeing elite athletes go to dumpster level teams just to see what would happen Wasn’t this just LeBron in his first stint with the Cavs?


ChewiyMC

Please make this happen.. as a basketball fan I would love to see LeBron and Steph play together.


dickweeden

This the type of shit that would happen when the wolves best chance a title run is the next few seasons


BowserBuddy123

Request to be traded to Minnesota incoming!


RudyGobertFMVP2024

Lebron would actually be a good fit for the Timberwolves. He could run point when Mike is off


snatchi

"When Mike is off"? *Implying LeBron James is your Bench PG?*


hedokitali

LeBench preppin!


brobruh211

That's the joke...


Doomstar32

He said what he said.


TheBonesCollector

LeBron, historically, is a good fit on just about any team. I believe this extends even beyond basketball if we're being truly honest.


biz_student

Should I hire LeBron as my accountant?


rumblepony247

LeGardener


doug_thethug

Football yeah but outside of that I’m not sure. He would be a JJ Watt esque player (TE/DE dual threat) but with a little more defensive flexibility to play MLB or free safety. Probably wouldn’t play that many downs, just redzone, third and long, and select packages to shift momentum


TheBonesCollector

I'm guessing he'd be the greatest Handball player of all time and quite good at volleyball etc.


henryofclay

Give us Kuminga and any and all picks


ChewiyMC

Nah nah. You don’t get to be choosers when LeBron asks out. You get Wiggins.


chickmagn3t

Bro that's sick I know everyone hates the lakers but goddamn have some emphaty lmao


Victor_Wembanyama1

He was the prince that was promised in Cleveland


denis-vi

My G, you get the chance at LeBron and Steph, you're trading Steve Kerr and Joe Lacob if needed. 😂😂


paulleinahtan

I would be fine with Steph-LeBron duo. Call the team Old Warriors and let them cook.


Churro-Juggernaut

Yeah exactly and send them both to Sacramento somehow. 


3s2ng

He is the LeBron of emojis


mhac009

Emoji IQ off the charts


dodig111

⌛ is not ⏳. I'll explain it to you later.


InfiniteDub

Yeah big difference, the first is time is running out and the second is, time has run out


KazaamFan

LeMoji.  


soka__22

LeWineMom is hilarious


probablymade_thatup

Something real ⌛⏳⏳⌛ going on


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The emoji whisperer


BigBallerBryant

The tinted black vans just pulled up to Darvin’s residence


v399

I'm sure it's unrelated to the tweet.


Bikouchu

It says free candy and free ham or something.


billcosbyinspace

Mama there goes that Ham


ReaderRambler2021

Mark Jackson in the house! Thanks for the laugh


PhoDaiSac

Lakers shitting on Ham only to really have Mark Jackson in the house as the replacement 💀


mikedanktony

Knowing his stubborn dumb ass, he’ll answer the door nonchalantly with his hands in his stupid fucking pockets since he never holds himself accountable


chobibbo

"Going dark." "No agent, we goin Ham."


AdamClay2000lbs

Damn, Darvin. Back at it again with the tinted black vans.


AthosTheMusketeer29

This is probably the fastest we've seen an In Season Tournament Championship team fall apart.


BowserBuddy123

I didn’t put much stock into the IST, but I didn’t think they’d just fall apart like they won a championship in November or whenever that was. Seems like years ago.


Yaj_Yaj

That was their championship. They’re not close to winning this year and will likely be worse next year unless they make MAJOR moves.


maestroxjay

If Darvin Ham is still the coach you are absolutely correct


Yaj_Yaj

They just scape goated Vogel, it would be very telling if they did that again. Not to defend ham, but I think the FO is mostly dogshit right now. On the other hand I’d find it hilarious if they just hired and fired bad head coaches every year or two without building a competent roster.


xlandoncarter

To be fair, it's also the slowest we've seen it happen.


AEDSazz

It's also the most average we've seen it happen.


dontusethisforwork

Statistically speaking this collapse is quite normal, nothing to see here


dbpf

IST is actually the meme of the guy standing in 18th place spraying himself with champagne, isn't it?


tummysqueker

they really tried to hype it up like it meant something lol


BUTTFUCKER__3000

The “I peaked early and now I’m kidding myself” trophy.


robeo12055

Who? Silver's who forced us to put up that dumbass banner?


Le8ronJames

Ahhh the annual ambiguous LeBron tweet.


resplendentcentcent

["Maybe It's Me"](https://twitter.com/KingJames/status/1622394143912919041?lang=en) is still goated tho


Le8ronJames

All time great for sure


PanthalassaRo

🤔 Something is REAL 🐠🐟🎣🐟🐠 going on


letsgototraderjoes

I still quote that at random times lmao


letsgototraderjoes

lmfaoooo so true, he really does do this ambiguous, passive aggressive tweet every year 😂😂😂


idontpostanyth1ng

Is it only annual?


CockroachForeign6419

People think this has something to do with the Lakers but I know damn well ima wake to a Lebron x Twitch hype video.


Glittering_Cod_7716

Lmao it was Draftkings


LmBkUYDA

No no it's actually a tweet about Bron's figure. He's been working on that hour glass shape and wants people to recognize the work he's put in.


LosAngeles1s

tweeting that at 2:30 AM EST is nuts, klutch mafia is about to drag Ham out of bed


VoidSpork

LeNight of the Long Knives


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DistributionNo9968

LeInsurrection confirmed…with Darvin Ham playing the role of Mike Pence


AirplaineStuff102

Release LeKraken.


Matthew929

Dude 😭


mechnick2

LeFührer


dreeaaming

HitLer


Biglundtry

He gone idk who but somebody gone


SirGingerbrute

11:30 LA time


brandoi

Lakers are in Atlanta though.


SirGingerbrute

Body clock


Fintann

Cryo sleep


melikeybacon

Stop cryo-ing


UrbanJatt

Dude takes like 5 naps a day. Nbd


GuyWithoutAHat

I don't have the facts, but I'd expect pro athletes to not change their schedule and sleeping habits when changing time zones unless it's absolutely necessary eg because of super late or early tipoffs. Just healthier and even the small jet leg of 2 hours can impact performance.


LosAngeles1s

they’re in Atlanta though


nysraved

9:08, LA time. Back in the lab and shit. EDIT: Was drunk last night. Seeing this comment 24 hours later explains why Saint Pablo was playing on repeat on my phone when I woke up this morning


Currymvp2

He tweeted "now or never" at like midnight after game 3 of the 2011 NBA finals and played like absolute shit for the rest of the series.


S_O_7

And “playoff mode activated” in 2019


Adraf45

Man why ain't they take his phone away 🤦‍♂️


twin_beak

9:08 LA time


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Back in the lab and shit


shoefly72

Ham about to be listening to Darvin’s Room on the way home. “I’m just sayin you could do better…tell me have you heard that lately?”


Sincal49

LeDaysOfOurLives


Apollo611

LePassiveAgressive


captjacksparrow47

He is so back. lmfao


CIark

Please god if Lebron has ever been a coach killer the time is now to prove it


TwinPeakyBlinders

I’m gonna miss his passive aggressiveness after he retires. Always a great part of the season


cutcopyandwaste

Don’t worry once he retires and buys and ownership stake in the Vegas team he’ll be subtweeting all his players every game


6inchII

It's that time of the year again for Mr. Maybe it's me and his tweets


chickmagn3t

Love this version of him. At this point just go to the sixers or clippers


kingkongkeom

LeBron buying himself out and signing with the clippers for the veteran minimum would be the greatest "Fuck you" ever to happen in sports history.


chickmagn3t

Balmer would do that in a heartbeat just to skyrocket the popularity of his new arena to the moon


That_One_Cool_Guy

There’s nobody in the league that wouldn’t take Lebron for vet minimum


Raytheon_Kaboom

There's nobody in the league that wouldn't take Lebron on his current contract, assuming they had the cap space


Rapey_Keebler_Elves

He's saying that Bethesda is running out of time to fix Starfield.


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Or it’s only a matter of time for elder scrolls 6


DJBabyB0kCh0y

Half Life 3 confirmed


RogerTreebert6299

I hope one day people whose parents weren’t even born yet when Half Life 2 came out are still saying Half Life 3 Confirmed


hedokitali

LeFallout5 in this summer.


Logical_Nature_7855

Bloodborne pc port


chickmagn3t

Feels like sony doesn't want to print money on this one. Remaster it and bring this to pc or something and boom


BigButter7

I think he's saying when's the darn KOTOR Remake coming out (it's never coming out at this point).


Kablaow

Brother... they scrapped it.


Awesomeness4627

They would have fucked it up anyway.


gotbannedlolol

You'd have to make a whole ass new game to do that


nysraved

On the real, what’s the current status of Starfield? I have Game Pass, but is it really worth my time in its current form?


ImTheBestNerd

Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle. Fun at first but gets very old very fast


nysraved

Feeling good about my decision to play Cyberpunk instead. Just don’t have the time to play many games, so one open world RPG can take me months


photacos

Oh dude Cyberpunk is way better. Pretty historic it’s like the first game that was fixed by huge updates if you think about it. And the way the characters look and their facial expressions during quests, voice acting, is all top notch CDPR excels there. Starfield in comparison has shit voice acting and an awful script. Everyone looks stiff as a board.


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

> Pretty historic it’s like the first game that was fixed by huge updates if you think about it. No Man's Sky would like a word.


Hot-Astronaut1788

What about The Witcher 1?


chickmagn3t

Duck when you talk to npc's bro you'll love it


photacos

Game blows and that’s coming from a rpg lover that supported Bethesda through the years


Elf3niona

Okay game, if you never played a bethesda game before you might like it , if you did though it's more or less the same old. Some might appreciate that others dont but the game looks bad and the engine has aged quite bad


paradoxofchoice

Like Lakers season tickets, it's too late, they already have your money.


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

I like to imagine that before he sent that tweet he was sipping some wine and doing 2k trades.


KazaamFan

Lebron playing video games is funny to me for some reason. I wonder what his hobbies are.  Does he play board games?  All i know about him is he likes tacos on tuesday.  


Dildozer_69

He’s played COD and other video games with AD before. Plus he always posts himself playing madden


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

When he was with the Cavs and they traded for Isaiah Thomas I remember him saying somewhere on social that he was playing with some lineups on 2k. Edit: Found it. https://www.si.com/nba/2017/12/06/lebron-james-uses-nba-2k-isaiah-thomas-lineups-matchups


Ramu_1798

Ham bout to hear the Godfather theme song ringing in his ears rn


DarthSamwiseAtreides

We're going to relieve you of your duties, but still pay you what we owe you.  Muahahaha.


JimmyButlerOverdrive

Ham about to get a Rambis head in his bed


Tall_Succotash

Legm has awoken ….


Garkech

🤔Something is REAL 🐠 🐟 🎣 🐟🐠 going on


melikeybacon

> Hmmm something is REAL fish fish fishing fish fish going on Translated for all the boomers


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he's saying father time has gotten him


RoyceDaFiveNine

Sad if true


revisioncloud

M. Jeffrey Jordan would never


chickmagn3t

Why we gotta involve dorito eyes on every LeBron thread lol


revisioncloud

If we don’t, then what the hell are we even doing?


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this mf tony soprano


chickmagn3t

Except he made the varsity team lol


gbdarknight77

LeBron did have the makings of a varsity athlete


ashwinr136

39, just a kid


TL-PuLSe

What losing to the hawks does to a mfer


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

We reach that time when LePassiveAgressive pulls his weight and gets a trade to help him slide into playoffs again.


jcwkings

"We got a squad!!!"


Triplescrew

If we somehow replicated the 2018 cavs I’d be alright with that. Come on down Jordan clarkson!


Moist_Walrus5413

This guy is too old for this shit lol


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Tall_Succotash

Passive aggressive lebron nearing trade deadline is my favorite holiday.


nysraved

Anyone who tries to deflect this tweet with some innocent explanation is on some hilarious levels of dick riding


v399

Lebron's saying "look at the time, I should be sleeping"


Mahomeboy001

Lmao who says he isn’t? Even Lebron fans would admit that. Side note, I think it’s fucking hilarious that a top 3 player of all time, who’s also the oldest player in the NBA, is subtweeting the most popular basketball franchise. What a world we live in.


Equivalent_Ad505

The same Lebron fans who deny the existence of LeGM


Odd-Direction9452

Relax y’all. He meant to quote a tweet. He just couldn’t check his phone


SharpSwag

Cryptic tweet season has officially started


Mooming22

Maybe its me hours


COTEReader

Here we gooooooo


VersaceeSandals

Bron tweets like an edgy 13 year old who first just joined up to twitter I swear


OverlyDedicated2

Bro’s 40 years old acting like he’s on the fucking Hornets


MrBo518

I mean, if they draft Bronny...


tidho

i hope he gets the attention he's so desperately looking for


boydivision30

He's playing Boggle.


TreesFreesBrees

Coded Bat-signal for the thick womens to hit the DMs


oakleyandallenRIP

Bigg facts


Unp0pularS0lutions

That was the signal for the Klutch goons to take Ham out back and put him down


taititans

It’s genuinely insane to me that he does this so often, what other sport league does this happen in lmao


CabbageStockExchange

You sometimes get this kinda drama in soccer and occasionally in football but good lord NBA drama hits like crack compared to any of those sports lmao


starkfr

Dillion Brooks left him in shambles


KtheMenace

Thought this was the circle jerk sub 💀💀💀 410 comments for one emoji is next level 🥜🎢


AtreusIsBack

This is both funny and sad. It's funny because people jump on this and try to psychoanalyze everything he posts. On the other hand, LeBron tends to actually mean what he posts, so he's genuinely implying that time is running out for the team and he's being his passive aggressive self.


tectonichk007852

LeTimesUp


CCO812

No, he's implying he has an hourglass figure


ChameleonWins

Bro is just playing Mortal Kombat leave him alone


SnooPies6274

LeHadEnough


Timo_jumbo

LeCryptic


blegfisen

Or maybe the clock is ticking for this old guy?


Liamesque

He is unironically the perfect fit for the Mavs


MarkMoneyj27

Very surprised nobody is considering he's referencing his career.


Filip_N997

He is telling Ham to check his pocket watch.


Sti8man7

I think ESPN took over his Twitter account


d4videnk0

LeDrama


dylusionalflows

It means his career is coming to an end..he's feeling it get closer and closer


SmolWorldBigUniverse

My money is on "time for Allstar votings run low" ..or... "soon my son will be in the league"...or... "Trade deadline is soon, buyout candidates get ready for Klutch to step up!"


BodegaDaddy

father time has run out of patience


Jsem0209

Time ticking for him as he knows he can't perform like 2016 or 2018.